| The Readers Muse |
Author has written 23 stories for Dawn of the Dead, StarTrek: Enterprise, CSI, Harry Potter, CSI: Miami, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, StarTrek: The Original Series, Stargate: Atlantis, Torchwood, Merlin, and NCIS. Hello Readers, I am now what I like to coin, a seasoned, veteran fan fiction writer. I have been an avid and constant reader here for many years before I finally decided to grow a set and post my first story. Since then I must admit that my muse is my master and I am as whipped as they come! I always have a bunch of stories on the go, and dozens more written down everywhere, or still formulating in my head. Sometimes an over active imagination bites! My interests in fanfiction are NCIS, Torchwood, CSI (Las Vegas and Miami), Doctor Who, All the Star Treks, Stargate SGI, Stargate Atlantis, Merlin, Supernatural, Dawn of the Dead and various movie and book persuings. I am a university student in my final year of my BA degree, so I am a busy bee alot of the time! Sometimes there are unfortunate gaps in my stories, but don't worry, I will finish them. I hope you enjoy my stories.. Yours, The Readers Muse Favourite Quotations "It could be like 'Sexually Transmitted Immortality!'" ...(pause)... "Yeah I can't believe I just said that either." "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while everyone tries to figure out what the shit you just did!" "Earth is like the insane asylum for the universe." "Grab your Converse it's time to save the universe!" You know your a hopeless NCIS fan when... - When your boyfriend says something stupid and you find yours having to restrain yourself from 'Gibbs slapping' him. - When the word: 'HINKY' becomes cool enough to use in a normal, everyday sentence. - When coffee and Caf Pow becomes an acceptable meal substitute. - When you see Leroy Jethro Gibbs on the screen and have to force yourself not to tackle and lick the TV. (Oh wait, or is that just me? :D ) | |||||||
1. Why Astrophysicists shouldn't wear Leather Pants » reviewsAnd if he knew one thing for sure, he knew that those pants were evil. In a mere 8 seconds they had caused more havoc then the time Parrish and Lorne had brought home that sample of what they had come to semi-affectionately name: "Sexton: The sex plant."Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 10-10-09 - John S. & Rodney M.2. What a Hand Towel Cant Hide » reviewsA tale about what a catalyst a little brown hand towel and a timely Spatial wave distortion can have...Ah the delicious possibilities. McCoy/Spock slash.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,131 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 7-26-08 - L. McCoy & Spock3. It's a Rough Road to Heroism » reviewsWhere Jimmy Palmer finds out that heroism is just a word, and what really matters is what you have on the inside. Ripe with the return of 'Little Gibbs', team bonding, and a hot gang case to solve! Mystery, suspense, and Caf Pows all around!NCIS - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,083 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - Jimmy P.4. Never Trust a Handmaiden » reviewsIt was bloody well official now He, Arthur Pendragon, crown prince and future king of Camelot, was officially and irrevocably jealous. All it took was a handmaiden and a metaphorical kick in the pants! Ripe with realization & man-handling of shirt collarsMerlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 8-9-09 - Arthur & Merlin5. Illogically in Love » reviewsHe had noticed her, she had long since noticed him. She had changed, and he had noticed. What they needed was a catalyst, a jump-start.. A story of how our favorite Vulcan and Nurse finally crash together and into each others arms!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 6-12-09 - Spock & C. Chapel - Complete6. A Mirror Strangely Twisted » reviewsWhat if we had been shown what had occurred on the Enterprise with the Mirror universe crew members from the episode: "Mirror Mirror"? What happened between Spock and the Mirror Doctor McCoy? And more interestingly, what happened after the credits rolled?StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Spock & L. McCoy - Complete7. Those were not His Hands » reviewsIts his biggest fear. It wasn't dieing, it wasn't even the Wraith, it was losing him. It was living out the rest of his life without him, and knowing he was alone because he hadn't gathered the courage to change his stars when he had had the chance.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 4-24-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete8. When Opposites Collide » reviewsThis story revolves around Ambassador Soval and MACCO Corporal Amanda Cole. This story outlines how they met and their adventures. This story is set after the events of the Terra Prime episode. A story about two different people, from two different worldsStarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,133 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 4-20-089. Why Boredom and Captain Jack Harkness Do Not Mix reviewsA lull in Rift activity leads to boredom. And we all know what happens when Captain Jack Harkness is bored... The general crack-like mayhem that is my brain presents a story with: Post-it novels, Green glow sticks, Baby jumpers, and a lesson learned!Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-09 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete10. The Quiet Hero » reviewsIn the aftermath of the Wraith seige, where countless heroes died and were born, Elizabeth Wier can only think of one, the quiet hero. Bringing her to make a decision that will change it all. Ripe with peace offerings, and delishously sleep-ruffled CzechsStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z.11. Just Shut Up reviewsLong seconds passed as they simply stared at each other, chests heaving, limbs trembling, breaths stirring across each others skin. She felt dizzy, nearly drunk with the sensation of him being so close. A Kavanagh/Simpson fictionStargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-3-08 - P. Kavanagh - Complete12. The Unexpected Intimacy of a Vulcan Kiss reviewsA passionate and humorous moment with Sarek and Amanda. Where 21 days is an eternity if you aren't enjoying the more...delicious pleasures of marriage. Please read and review!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-10-08 - Amanda G. & Sarek - Complete13. Illusive Innuendoes » reviewsHow our dashing Julian finally realized what was in front of him all along.. and how he finally took fate by the horns and led it to where he wanted to go. A Julian and Garak story. As in 'Slash' boys and girls. Enjoy!StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-8-08 - Bashir, J. & Garak, E. - Complete14. A Nightmare Walking » reviewsAn unlikely story of survival, from someone who ironically expected to be the first perish.Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 59 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 1-12-0715. Choatic Harmony reviewsThis story revolves around what occurred after the Earth Embassy bombing on Vulcan Season 4/episode 7 . It features the immediate aftermath of the tragedy from Ambassador Soval's point of view, and his musing of the fate of Humanity and Vulcan relations.StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-08 - Complete16. The Darkhaired Mystery » reviewsTim Speedle is a man on a mission, a man with a mystery on his hands. A story about a CSI, and the ever mysterious Questionable Document Techician, Cynthia Wells. What will he discover?CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 2-18-08 - Tim S. - Complete17. When the Moon Falls to Pieces » reviewsWhen the moon and a man stands between her and love, whats a girl to do but to try her best?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 10-5-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L.18. A Question of Faith reviewsIf you had to make a decision that would spell out the fate of your soul...what would you chose? Hell? Or... Hell on earth?Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-4-07 - Complete19. We Know The Hunger reviewsA glimpse into the mind of the Horde...Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete20. When the Rain Falls reviewsIn the heart of the storm, not just the land is laid bare by it's intense assault. Grissom and Sara get caught in a storm, then create on our their own...CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-14-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete21. Project Grissom » reviewsHer Mission? Snag Gilbert Grissom. Objective? ......Only time will tell!CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 3-29-07 - Sara S. & Gil G.22. A Lost Lifetime » reviewsGilbert Grissom gets a second chance at love, when he finally realizes what he stands to loose.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 3-20-07 - Gil G. & Sara S.23. A Message in a Song reviews48 Hours Shore leave ....Now just what do you think could happen? Please review. I am thinking of writing more in this genre and I want comments and advice.StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-07 - Reed, M. & Cutler, E. - Complete