Hey. I was finally allowed to join something on the internet. The nice and most surprising thing was that, I didn't even have to beg to get on fanfiction.net. That's a first.

By the way, If you want to skip to the main crap and not read my stuff, go ahead and scroll down to the bottom. I don't want to waste your time.

I suppose I should tell a bit about myself. Well, to summarize it, I'm nicer IRL than on the internet. My favorite school subject is science and I want to be a surgeon when I get older...either a trauma surgeon, neurosurgeon, or general sugeon-- but I am open to all fields. I attend and all-girl Catholic school. I love school and I get a thrill out of good grades. I'm Spanish and I am bilingual. Techno music and electronica is my absolute favorite type of music-- I generally won't listen to much else. There are too many things I hate...my hobbies include swimming, writing, and researching medical things. Hmm, what else, what else. My favorite color is red. I like any TV show on Discovery Health, unless it involves obesity, babies, stupidly large families-- I hate babies and kids in general. My favorite, though, is Trauma: Life in the ER. I watch it almost religiously. In general, my interests are limited to medicine, law, science, school, and trance music.

UP TO THE MINUTE: It's official-- I hate Bleach.

Animes I am watching/have watched: D. Gray-Man, Death Note, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, G Gundam, Sailor Moon, Yu Gi Oh GX, Yu Gi Oh!, Pokemon, Beyblade ( I hate admitting it)...I think there are more...who knows.

I'd also like to add that I am a Harry Potter fan. I've read HP for more than half of my life. However, I do not plan on writing fics because I feel like I'd be offending JK Rowling and also because everyone has written HP fics-- there are so many. Too many. Fun fact: my name appears in the HP series. Another fun fact: my birthday is the same day as Professor McGonagall's. And, if Hogwarts existed (a little pang of sadness strikes me when I think that it doesn't) I would be a Ravenclaw, according to the many Sorting Hat quizzes I've taken.

Basically, I like anything that has to do with writing, reading, grammar, etc. So, when you combine another of my favorite things, anime (not anymore; anime is boring), with writing and reading, you get fanfiction. I've been writing fanfics since I was eight or nine, but I obviosuly wasn't allowed and didn't want to post them.

Overall, I've lost my passion for anime. Liberalism really is a turn off. I can't browse about an anime without something yaoi related on a page-- may God smite the sick bastards who think of that utter blasphemy. So, my interest is dying. And I'm not going to try to keep it alive. It's pointless to, anyway. Everything's going downhill on the anime front.

Which reminds me, since, we're going into the pairings department...

YAOI SUCKS. IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. If you have a problem with that, see if I care. Yeah, I'm Catholic, AND Republican. By the way, I'm not close minded, I'm just right. Damn you, Obama. You're a shitty president and you've been in office for eleven months out of forty eight. Health care reform my ass. Fucking Nazi.

Couples. A touchy subject, yes. I suppose I should elaborate on that-- UlquiHime, StarkHali, and GrimmApache are my favorites at the moment. I tend to like dark woman x pale male pairings (KisuYoru, StarkHali) and blond x redhead pairing (i.e., GaaIno). Unless you're really stupid or blind, you haven't noticed I am anti EVERYTHING ranging from slash to yaoi to yuri. Crack pairings, yes, I can do that, as long as they're straight. In fact, I have no problem with crack pairings-- they're fun. Crackfics are even more fun. I love crackfics. I don't read anything with OCS. I HATE OCs. I even hate my own OCS. I hate your OCs. I hate OCxCanon Character and I don't read crap with OCs. I hate self insertions. I don't care about your 'friends' (insertions), they're just a bunch of faggots.

...OOC however, I can do. Slight to mild OOC is great. Anything further, blah. That's when it really starts to suck and you can tell the writer has zero ability.

Now, I am painfully picky with stories. -points to favorites below- If the grammar is blatantly effed up or there are spelling mistakes, I ditch the story immediately. If the story lacks punctuation, I ditch too. If words are bolded or underlined instead of italicized, I don't read. Adjectives are there for a reason, people. Use them. If everything is jumbled up together, I don't read. I also do not read stories in which there is no description and the people sound totally unnatural. I hate stories in which the characters are head over heels in love in the first chapter, because guess what? It doesn't work that way in real life. Romance fics...bleh. I can write them, but reading them is harder for me. Also, I hate reading other people's poetry. Songfics suck.

Well. That's me. I guess. Hey, family, friends (and teachers lol) say I'm good at writing, so I want to see if that's true. I'll try to update whenever I can/want to. So, check my stories, they're mostly romantic or crackish, but I'll vary it. Hope you enjoyed this and hope you enjoy my stories.

You people can message me anytime you want. I like getting e-mails, especially reviews.

I have a deviantart account. www.reverberatingwinds.deviantart.com but, DA is too liberal, so I ditched it. You won't see anything from me as of early February.

STORY INFO:

I Will Never Admit It: Basically, it's a love story. Obviously. Anyway, it's about Genma and Anko...my bro pointed them out as a couple to me, and it stuck. But I don't remember what gave me the idea to this...maybe it's because I hate mornings so much and that's how the story starts out...really, Genma in the story has snips of my personality...we're quite alike. On hiatus...you people ditched me.

Behind Those Stoic Faces: Well, I got this idea as soon as my eye caught the bright pink of the VS catalog. Nuff said. The ending sucks a lot because I ran out of ideas lol.

The Hidden Addiction: I don't even want to know how I got this idea. I mean, I guess I got it from a dream I had. And the fact I'm as a bad a chocolate addict as Ukitake, in this story. Yeah, it's crack.

A Broken Silence: I honestly don't know what my deal is. I hate the Ulquiorra x Orihime pairing (but I started to like it around chapter 9). Yet look at me here writing about them. Whatever. Just read it if you want to read something serious, in contrast to everything else I write. But third person, mmm, not my favorite way of writing. Chapters will alternate between serious and humorous...or I don't know. It'll depend. Apparently, people like it.

His Spoken Words: So. Ulquiorra and Orihime have been together for a while now...and they're grown on each other...not that can say it coherently. Ties in SOMEWHAT to A Broken Silence.

When Root Canals Go Wrong: sexy Espada finds out he's got a freaking cavity. It's so deep, they have remove the infected nerve of his tooth(root canal trearment)! LMAO! Manga spoilers for some people...

Doctor Grantz is In: What's this? A virus, a microorganism that is most malignant? Hmm...let's let Szayel get to the bottom of...Grimmjow's pneumonia? Crackfic! Hehe. And why are the Espada so prone to stupid mistakes? This fic is mainly to satisfy my obsession with medicine because medicine is basically the only thing I care about in this world and because I like medical scenarios. I love this fic so much! I thoroughly enjoy writing it.

Naruto Goes To Hurricane Harbor: I thought of the idea last year, back when I was on vacation. I just need to put it into a story format instead of a script format. It's not crackish, but really...retarded. I was twelve when I wrote it, and believe me, it shows. Only twelve year olds can write such crap and get away with it.

Pleasant Surprises: Basically, it's a sort of sequel to ABS. But, it's crackish and generally happy and fluffy. The first chapter is the final, final chapter of A Broken Silence.

Doubt Me And Die: The members of Organization XIII are serious slackers. They play video games all day and, quite frankly, do nothing productive at all. When one member mentions this to others, that they do nothing all day, they have an unwelcomed visitor who hears the whole thing. Taking this straight to Xemnas embellishing the story to make it sound like a complaint, Xemnas is reminded of his power as leader. If they want a mission, they'll get a mission, and it might just kill them. Watch how the underlings cope and suffer. And watch what happens when Xemnas snaps. Will be continued...maybe. I lost my muse for KH haha.

Natural Curiosities: Haha, Akatsuki fic. Hidan has a plan. Konan and Pein are out of the house, soo...KoPei...implied lawl.

Island of Embarrassment: DGM fic! Allen and Lenalee are tickled pink (lawl) when Komui tells them they're going on a mission to the Island of Enchantment, Puerto Rico! They look forward to sand, sun, and fun (not to mention pina coladas), until Kanda is forced to come along. However, there is a purpose to the mission that only Lenalee and Allen know about-- it's a secret! Well, I go to Puerto Rico every year and I even lived there for a while. Believe me, I know my places, hotels, and landscape there. HIATUS HIATUS HIATUS my ideas committed suicide.

The Adventures of Grimmjow and Ulquiorra: I may continue this, assuming my ideas don't commit suicide like they tend to do. Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are suffering from a bad case of boredom. With Aizen and his minions gone, Las Noches belongs solely to the Espada. What insane activities will they of to dispel tedium and create entertainment? Not yaoi, obviously.

We Put the Fun in Dysfunctional : (may or not come)

Family Die-namics: (ideas pending...) I like the title. But idk what series it'll be for.

I have OCD with reviews. I always review. So you better review for me.

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