name: yeah youll have to beat it out of me

age:old enough to drive thats for sure

i love anime and manga and im a complete daredevil.

i'm currently taking some time off and thinking of new ideas for my stories, so hey if you have any ideas let me know...oh and here email me some new ideas if you have any at: Gjenndragon@q.com.

some of my favorite qoutes from friends and some from me.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."

.: sneezes:. “Sorry, it’s just that I am allergic to bullshit,” I Robot

"I'm really easy to get along with . . . once you people learn to worship me."

"Blame the parents"

"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."

"Damn...All stressed out and no one to choke."

" i'd like to think like you but i cant shove my head that far up my ass.

school kills.

me: im going to kick you so hard your gender will change

my friend: you mean he'll become a girl?

friends will always be like: " well you deserve better"

but best friends will be prank calling him and saying:" you will die in seven days"

a friend will call you a retard. but a best friend will call you a retard and act like one with you

a best friend is a girl who you can call in the middle of the night and tell her you killed someone and she would say" where should we hide the body?"

brain is fried be back in 5

"Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies"

good friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. but your best friends will look at you trippin over your own two feet and say "bitch, drink the rest of that. you know we dont waste that kinda shit."

when all else fails, blow shit up.

Coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy.

you killed my brains.

but i need tacos!! i need them or i'll explode

" im too bad for heaven im too good for hell but im just fine here"

"heaven doesn''t want me. hell is afraid i'll take over. independant to the grave"

" when i die, please bury me upside down so everyone i hate can kiss my ass"

'when in doubt, act happy, it will drive eveyone else crazy'

Hell was full so i came back.

and the game gods said "pwn thy noob but cherish thy newbie" power on!!

Happiness: the moment you realize you have finally, and truly, snapped

School (N) : hell with fluorescent lighting

If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge. you baffle them with your bullshit

some see the glass as half empty.other see the glass as half full. i'm just wondering who the hell is drinking my beer

i don't need to "get a life." I'm a gamer. i have lots of lives.

the cake is a lie.

i once gave up anime. it was the most terrifying weekend of my life

Don't follow in my footsteps. i run into walls.

A good friend will come to bail you out of jail...A true friend will be sitting next to you saying : Damn we fucked up but it was fun anyway"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say" It's because your gay isn't it?"

Judge me & i'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do & i'll tell you off. Say i'm not worth & watch where i end up. Call me a bitch & i'll show you one. fuck me over & I'll do you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

You do not mess with Donald Duck. I mean, if Mickey is God, and Sora is Jesus with Yellow Shoes, doesn't that make Goofy and Donald like... St. Peter and Moses? And everyone knows you don't screw with Moses EVER.

You know she's your best friend when she wakes you up in the middle of the night and says " Move over you whore!"

No Boy - No Love
No Love - No Sex
No Sex - No Children
No Children - No School
No School - No Teachers
No Teachers - No Problem
No Problem - OH YES!!

God is coming and she is pissed

One, Two Freddy's coming for you,
Three, Four, better lock your door,
Five, Six, grab your crucifix,
Seven, Eight, gonna stay up late,
Nine, Ten never sleep again.

"I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"

"We're about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me."

"I'm prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore. If that doesn't work, then the hours upon hours of whining will."

"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination"