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Author has written 18 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Lazytown, Young Ones, Misc. Movies, SpongeBob SquarePants, Smallville, and Misc. Tv Shows. Iz speshul My sense of humor is an acquired taste. Before reading any of my stories, be sure you leave your brain and all sense of reasoning at the door. You'll enjoy them better, trust me. If not, I apologize. Why do I write the stories the way I do? I don't know, really. I guess you could say I have a disability that prevents me from taking things too seriously. I'm a clown and I'm not afraid to throw punches. I've been on this site for 8 years and I've seen a lot of changes since then. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna change my style of writing. If I offend anyone with anything I've written, don't expect an apology. You won't get it. I don't mean to upset anyone on purpose (most of the time) but if it happens, it happens. End of story. Other than that, I guess you could say I'm a sort of laid back kind of geezer. Not that I'm calling myself an actual geezer, mind you. I'm in my 20s, after all. Let's see, what else? I live in Texas, I enjoy music and movies and when I'm not writing fan fiction, I'm goofing around on YouTube. Oh, and for those of you who don't know and can't tell by now... I'm a guy! A dude! A Y-front! Surprised? No? Then I'll shut up. IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING... MASC stands for Movies - Anime- Shows - Comics Just the type of stories I usually write about. Makes sense, no? WARNING: My stories are completely F--ed up! Side effects include headaches, dizziness, nausea, internal bleeding and loss of sanity. My stories aren't for everyone. Ask your doctor if my stories are right for you. | |||||||||
1. LazyTown Science Theater 3000 » reviewsThe worlds of LazyTown and Mystery Science Theater 3000 collide when villains from both sides team up for their quest in total domination. Now it's up to Stephanie, Mike, Sportacus, Joel, the robots and the kids to try and stop Robbie and The Mads.Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Stephanie2. Kingdom Of Darkness: Curse Of The Shadow Dragon » reviewsEvery journey, every incident and every turn of the page has led to this moment. The final battle between good & evil is about to begin. Lives will be lost, relationships mended and more secrets revealed. Playtime is over. The finale to the Trinity seriesLazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,261 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 5-21-08 - Stephanie - Complete3. Jingle Bell Rot! reviewsFor Kitty. It's Christmas Eve with the Rottens! A series of strange and random events before the Big Day. Epilogue to "Kingdom Of Darkness: Curse Of The Shadow Dragon". Rated M for language and a brief scene of violence.Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-08 - Robbie R. - Complete4. Without You reviewsFor Melissa. When Robbie finally forces Sportacus to leave LazyTown, Stephanie is left heartbroken and betrayed. But when things start to get even worse, will Stephanie find a way to bring Sportacus back? SportaSteph all the way.Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-08 - Stephanie & Sportacus5. Zero Hour » reviewsWhen old enemies unite with a cosmic entity to bring down civilization, Sakura strikes back with an alliance all her own. By reassembling her old army and teaming with the likes of Tokyo Mew Mew and others, Sakura engages in her biggest battle ever.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,756 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-23-07 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L.6. In The Long Run » reviewsStephanie fights to save her boyfriend and their relationship when enemies conspire to tear them apart for a greater cause while a dark secret hangs over Sportacus and his family. A zany musical based on the songs of the Eagles. 3rd in the Trinity series.Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,503 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 11-24-07 - Complete7. The Nightmare Before LexMas reviewsClark and the League decide to pay Lex a holiday visit as he plans to shut down an orphanage in this short story done completely IN RHYME... well, almost.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete8. Who Do You Love? » reviewsSequel to The Trinity. When Sportacus' nephew comes to LazyTown, he and Stephanie begin a strong friendship together. But will it evolve into something more? And what is he hiding? And what secrets will Robbie uncover when he taps into Sportacus' mind?Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,715 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 7-6-07 - Complete9. Sellout reviewsOneshot. Mr. Krabs has sold the Krusty Krab! And now Spongebob is desperate to make him change his mind. Will he succeed and help Mr. Krabs see the light or will greed end their friendship? My 1st SB fic so go easy on me.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-07 - Complete10. The Three Stooges: Back In Training » reviewsThe so called drama of high school life gets a pie in the face when teenagers Moe, Larry and Curly are given a 21st century makeover. Recruited by a secret organization to stop a madman, the boys discover love, danger and a new way to use a meat grinder.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 6-25-0711. Number 11 reviewsREVISED. Oneshot. Sportacus is dying. And in order for LazyTown to be safe, a replacement must be found. But is Stephanie ready to take on a responsibility like this? And if so, is she ready to say goodbye?Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete12. The Trinity » reviewsStephanie travels across neighboring cities to save LazyTown from an evil tyrant, who has overthrown the mayor and placed the entire town under a lazy spell. With Sportacus unable to help, it's up to our gal Steph to save the day. COMPLETE.Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,180 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete13. N E M E S I S » reviewsSakura is dead and all of Tomoeda mourns its hero. Six months later, Li returns and discovers the team has moved on except him. With a new threat rising, can Li summon the courage to take Sakura's place and become the leader they need him to be?Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 5-5-07 - Syaoran L. & Tomoyo D. - Complete14. Zombie reviewsA short story that takes place one night when all the world is infected by a strange virus that turns people into the undead. Now the boys must defend themselves at all costs and most importantly, save Rick's bottom! My 1st YO fic so don't expect much.Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-07 - Complete15. Tokyo Knights » reviewsSequel to The Next Crusade. Now that she's a celebrity, can Sakura save the world AND avoid the press? Is Li thinking of marrying her? Will Eriol & Tomoyo ever get together? All these questions and more leading up to a very shocking ending. COMPLETE.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,148 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 3-9-07 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L. - Complete16. Crazy Day In A Lazy Town » reviewsEvery day has a different story, all of them completely screwed up and weird. See what strange occurences happen today. Up next is Day 3: An allergic reaction to bad television leaves Stephanie sporting a new look. Oh and she also gets whacked in the faceLazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 2-18-0717. CSI: LazyTown » reviewsA crime has been committed in LazyTown and the culprit is still out there. Can Stephanie and her team track him down and bring him to justice before he strikes again? FINISHED. FIN. KAPUTZKI.Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,594 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 2-28-07 - Complete18. The Next Crusade » reviewsCOMPLETE! After the 2nd movie. Sakura and Li are finally together but an enemy from Clow Reed's past threatens their very existence. Now, Sakura must build an army and face off against this Dark Lord and his minions.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,721 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 12-31-06 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L. - Complete
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