Cheese... Milks leap towards immortality.

I'm a 16-year-old girl, I live in Australia, I'm half English and I love Harry Potter, Supernatural, That 70's Show and am still carrying my childhood infatuation with Peter Pan.

I hate pop/R&B music, I really don't like sap or people who whine constantly about things. If you don't like my story for completely moronic and invalid reasons, or my review of your story, please kindly bugger off. If you can't handle the truth then don't post your crappy stories. Its that simple.

Fandomination- AUTHOR ID: 91644 (Minimegoosey)

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Human life consists in mutual service. No grief, pain, misfortune, or "broken heart," is excuse for cutting off one's life while any power of service remains. But when all usefulness is over, when one is assured of an unavoidable and imminent death, it is the simplest of human rights to choose a quick and easy death in place of a slow and horrible one.

(Suicide Note, August 17, 1935)

"God", "immortality of the soul", "redemption", "beyond" -- Without exception, concepts to which I have never devoted any attention, or time; not even as a child. Perhaps I have never been childlike enough for them? I do not by any means know atheism as a result; even less as an event: It is a matter of course with me, from instinct. I am too inquisitive, too questionable, too exuberant to stand for any gross answer. God is a gross answer, an indelicacy against us thinkers -- at bottom merely a gross prohibition for us: you shall not think!

1. When people write "I suck at summaries" in their summaries.

I mean, we don’t care if you think you suck or not! Go write it in your diary! We can tell for ourselves that you suck! And you know what? If you write that, it must mean that your story is pretty crap too, so writing shit like that in your summary means no one's going to read it! GO HOME!

2. When summaries are too long and end up getting cut off in the middle. Don’t you people realise when you type them in that LETTERS STOP PRODUCING!

3. Ginny being paired with anyone (especially Draco, he may be mean, but he doesn’t deserve that type of torture. Besides, its INCEST! They're cousins people!). Basically, she’s annoying and I hate her, she should die. I mean, has anyone noticed that she’s had more then a few boyfriends? She gets around quite a bit, and personally I think her personality is SO ANNOYING!

4. Okay, in most word publishing documents (thinks Microsoft Word, Office.Org, even Text Edit on the Mac) have some sort of spelling and grammar check, agreed? Then why is it that people seem to think that it does it FOR THEM without THEM having to PUSH A DAMNED BUTTON? Either look it up in the toolbar, right-click the word with the squiggly line or (for God's sake) press the damn F7 button! People WILL notice if you take the time to do those things...

5. Lack of paragraphs. How hard is it to hit the "enter" or "return" button, anyway? You're on a freaking COMPUTER, not a typewriter! If you learnt to type, you'd be able to freaking hit it with your pinky (depending on the keyboard you have). It isn't THAT hard...

6. And what's with all those authors who ALWAYS, always always always have to describe every little detail? Leave some things to the imagination, we don't care if her eyelashes were as "soft as the falling snow that fell outside her window" (once again, a runaway sentence strikes again).

7. Holy Jesus. What on earth is with the gigantic A/N that people have at the beginning of their chapters that decide that they need to rant about their lives or how they’re “sorry they haven’t posted in a while because their Aunt or whatever died and it’s been a tough time for them” Here’s a newsflash. WE. DON’T. CARE! Who the hell do you think we are? Your mum? Just get on with the damned story!

8. ANOTHER THING! Why on earth does everyone enjoy making Draco act like a freakin’ lovesick GIRL! Okay, I admit that he isn’t really the bravest man in the world, but honestly people! I understand that he can love, but it’s not like he runs around shouting it out and shudder “cuddling.” Draco isn’t sweet in any way, shape or form. Get over it. (I read things for the story line, so I’m not being hypocritical if you think that I am because you like him that way. If I’ve read one like that, it is purely for the value that there isn’t much else better.)

9. Okay, so what's the deal with major OOC-ness and Mary Sues? It seems like more and more these days we're encountering what thirteen-year-old girls think Warren Peace should be like (sweet, sensitive and overly-concerned for others), or what people think Ron should be like (abusing Hermione so that Draco can save her). AND THE MARY SUE PLAGUE WEARS ON, along with "author inserts" (when you insert yourself into your story, but only without any flaws and only sheer perfection is shown). I simply refuse to believe that there are THAT many blonde, 5'4" girls who have been attacked at concerts running around after Gerard Way.

10. 12 YEAR OLDS WHO WRITE STORIES AND INSERT SEX SCENES TO MAKE IT SEEM MORE "GROWN UP.” It doesn’t make you anymore mature; it just makes you more of an idiot. You can’t write. Move on.

11. Stupid ass vampire stories. Pete Wentz ISNT a VAMPIRE and that’s not going to change!

12. More grammar marks then needed. Listen, it’s an unspoken rule that its three full stops (…) if you want something to trail off, you add more and it just becomes ridiculous. And for Gods sakes stop putting so many freaking exclamation points at the end! Believe it or not, one IS enough!

13. How every main girl character is always abused and suicidal and wants to die for no apparent reason. Faux- angst is one of the stupidest things you could ever put in a story, it’s really really annoying! Hermione is not emo, nor will Draco EVER dye his hair BLACK! I severely doubt that it is necessary for your characters to cut themselves in order for the story to be good.

14. Draco DOES NOT wear leather. It’s not healthy and it makes weird noises. Malfoy's do NOT make weird noises.

15. NO ONE BEATS ANYONE! God! If you think that Lucius hits Draco, or Hermione’s parents/other family members abuse her, or RON/HARRY abuses her- NO!

16. Another thing! Harry is not a cheating prick! Get over it!

17. Snape is NOT and VAMPIRE.

18. Listen, stop writing “If I don’t get at least 10 reviews for this chapter I wont post anymore.” It’s not going to make you anymore popular and I swear from here on if anyone writes that at the end I’m going to be sending them an angry one just to spite your annoying ass! And anyway, most stories that have that on the end are CRAP anyway.

19. OH! And if you thought that any of JKR’s characters should be gay (other then Dumbledore, as she’s mentioned- HA TO ALL YOU ADMM SHIPPERS! IT WAS GROSS ANYWAY!) Or in any other house then where she put them; YOU’RE WRONG!

20. Blatant plagiarism and when the people SAY the lyrics to well-known songs, I mean, GOD, think of something original

I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains.