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since	: 01-09-07, id: 1192582, Profile Updated: 03-23-09
country	: Romania

Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Eyeshield 21, and Loveless.

!! BLOCKAGE STILL LINGERS BUT I'M PARTIALLY BACK. Which I think is good, btw.

INFO
Well then. I'm not particularly into reading/writing, but I find it serves its purpose as practice and it can be fun whenever there's a cheesy drama ...or porn. I greatly appreciate a good lecture and I'd kill for a smart one. I hate funny-haha-wannabe fanfics. I tend to avoid OC's and OOC's, I get a feeling they don't belong. And I'm not the biggest fan of songfics either. I believe that increased amounts of reviews do not make a good story. In fact, most one-word-reviews are actually not helpful, and can even get annoying. If reading any of my stories makes your day, constructive criticism makes mine. Most of my stuff is short and simple, with few exceptions, and hopefully, enjoyable. At least, for a certain category of people.
You know who you are.

Genres I'm confortable with: Romance, Drama, Angst, Horror, Humor.
Fandoms I'll usually go for: mostly those with lots of slashable guys. But I like to keep an open mind. And yes, I belong to that stereotype.
Current obsessions: KakuHidan. HELL YEAH

DeviantART account: GRAVEgoneCOLD

What YOU're here for:

#1 Yaoi Fics. From the really cheesy/emo, to the most perverse, to fit any taste. Maybe some Yuri in the distant future, and if I'm drunk enough, but don't get your hopes too high. Some Crack is available, but not of the highest quality and neither in large amounts. Other than that, I'm not going anywhere.
#2 Leaving a nasty reply. I'm usually leaving reviews but I prefer stating a honest opinion and criticism to kissing ass. I'm sorry if what I said seemed offensive, but ass-kissing won't lead to anyone's evolution and plain flaming/trolling would be a waste of my time. Even if I'm drunk.
#3 Watching/Subscribing/Faving. Haha, I wish..
#4 Other?

Stuff to know BEFORE you read:
Yaoi equals guys getting it on with each other. I write that. ~ My stories are pairing-based. All of them. ~ Most pairings are canon. ~ The majority of my fics is M-rated. Because I'm at that age. ~ There are no OC's and there never will be. ~ I don't do requests. ~ I try to stick as close to the character as possible, but I might as well fail. ~ I tried Crack, I suck, but I'm still going at it. ~ While I try to write most of the stories moderately long, some are very, very tiny.~
If you're not comfortable with the above, you won't be comfortable with what I write.

Other unimportant sh~t:
>> I'm very open, almost hungry for criticism. I really appreciate a reviewer who tells me what I did wrong, why the story got bad and why they didn't like it (aside from personal taste and preferences). There have been cases where well-placed comments have helped me repair and improve, and I believe the same goes for everyone.

>> If you have a short profile, and want it to stay that way, don't paste anything into it. I hold nothing against the users whose profiles I must scroll down ten times to reach the end of, but I'd rather read their fics instead. If I wanted a very intimately personalized profile, I would have gotten a MySpace.

Big thanks go to everyone who's read, faved, added and reviewed.
Okay kiddies, THIS WAS IT!

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1. KuzuHi Love » reviews
A collection of KakuHidan shortfics. Yaoi, PWP. Some maybe sweet, some angsty, others rough, you decide. BTW, do not own Naruto stuff. -PERMANENTLY ONGOING-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Kakuzu & Hidan

2. Toys That Bleed reviews
PeinHidan. Of masters, intercourse, memories of blood, and utter humiliation. YAOI. PWP. M for mature themes. I don't own the characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-08 - Pein & Hidan - Complete

3. The Big Bad Naruto Dream Dictionary reviews
Ever dreamed something SO Narutarded you wandered if it actually meant something? 'The Big Naruto Dream Dictionary' is the perfect tool to help you solve that mystery!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete

4. Pseudo Crack With Goodies Inside reviews
HidanKaku YAOINESS and more pairings to come! Also, CONTEST! disclaimer: obvious, therefore unnecessary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu

5. the wisest and the stupidest of men never change reviews
annoying Kakuzu isn't exactly a good idea. YAOI, abusive tentacles, seasoned with necro-ish? pseudo-gore. results in M rating; no likey no readey. more speech lines thrown in at request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-08 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete

6. NaruSasu Drabble reviews
fragment of a couple's morning, after a heavy night.. probably the shortest fic ever and PWP to boot. mild boy-lovin' makes for the rating. enjoy..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

7. He Who Has The Money Makes The Rules reviews
HidanKakuzu YAOI pwp shortie. Rated for grown-up stuff. Keep a bunch of tissues at hand when reading. Also, obvious disclaimer is obvious. Has an alternative title; more clues inside. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete

8. Cats and Dreams reviews
SoubixRistuka. kind of short, but you'll decide if it was worth 5 minutes of your lives or not. YAOI and some mixed feelings are the main ingredients. PWP. rated to be safe. disclaimer is obvious..
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-19-08 - Complete

9. Give The Child Candy If You Want It To Shut Up reviews
KakuzuxHidan YAOI - the title pretty much sums it up. pwp. r&r pls. best viewed with a cup of coffee at hand. rated for graphic content. and remember, I only own the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete

10. Springtime Of Their Lives reviews
Pervy Sage And Kyuubi Kid Romantic YAOI moments. Rated M For Explicit-ness And Language. Short, But Worth It. Enjoy And Remember: I Don't Own Any Of The Characters. R&R pls!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-08 - Jiraiya & Naruto U. - Complete

11. A Horny Devil And His Pet reviews
two HIRUxSENA shortfics. quite short, but tasty enough to make it worth 5 minutes of your lives. rated for language and explicit-ness. enjoy.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete

12. Of Empty Hearts And Empty People reviews
one clinging to the expressionless other, just a bitter, rough sketch of a lost love.. short SaixNaru plotless lecture. rated to be safe. enjoy. r&r.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-08 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete

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