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Author has written 9 stories for One Piece, Bleach, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, and Teen Titans.
Name: Pshh, like I'll tell you. But you can call me Raven if you want.
Sex: is it butt sex? cus if it is, WAIT ONE GOD DARNIT MINUTE AND LET ME GET MY CAMERA! LASKDJFKALSKDJF! Nah, i'm a female :D
Orientation: Straight. ohyes.
Age: over 13 and under 20
Height: 4'11. the only good about being that short is that i'm the same height as Edward Elric 8D
What I like in Fanfictions: I dislike straight couples ('cept RavenxSanji, and the others listed down in the 'favorite couples' section of my profile). There are barely any that i can even stand reading. I guess I'm pretty good with RukiaxIchigo, LilyxJames, and TerraxBB. so based on that information, you should be able to tell by now that I am a Yaoi Fangirl. Oh, and I HATE Mpreg. When they have a kid its like, ew. I can understand if thats like an epilouge for a fic, but if the parents keep going at it even after the kid is born. . .its like imagining your parents having sex. -shivers-
There isn't much to say about me except that I 100 percent support the Raven and Sanji pairing. That also means that Teen Titans and One Piece are my favorite anime. =D
Bleach rocks too.
One of my current obsessions is the Maya culture. I blame Chichen Itza, Altun Ha, Coba, El Rey, and Mel Gibson.
Beast Boy and Raven is the worst couple ever. Get over it. Beast Boy and Terra if you even want me to read your fanfic. Even then, I probably won't read it because I hate both those characters. Yes, I said it- I hate Terra and Beast Boy. Heck, I like Gizmo better then them. Oh, more characters I dislike: Nami (One Piece), Robin (Teen Titans), Sasuke (Naruto) --i dislike Nami no matter who she's with, but i like Robin and Sasuke when they're in a yaoi fic.
Oh, I know everything about Sanji (no lie). I even know the color of his underpants. =D
Raven and Sanji
Raven and Malchior
Raven and Draco Malfoy
Raven and Gaara
Raven and Itachi (i dun think there is a ff for that yet xD;)
Buttercup and Ace (from PPG. i blame the powerpuff girl marathon for getting me re-into this couple)
Snake and Ace (PPG)
Nega Timmy and Anti-Cosmo (FOP)
Cosmo and Anti-Cosmo
Lydia and Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice. duh. xD)
Harley Quinn and the Joker
Christine Daae and the Phantom of the Opera, a.k.a. Erik
Robert Chase and Gregory House (a pretty-faced doctor with a cute aussie accent and a cold, sarcastic, drug addicted man. oh, the love!)
Shego and Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible)
Sokka and Zuko (i cannot take Zuko and Mai seriously. i laugh eveytime i see them together. its like ;LASKDJF HAHAHAHHA ANGSTY LOOOOVE! XDDD;)
Roronoa Zoro and Ace
Luffy and Roronoa Zoro
Luffy and Ace
Draco Malfoy and Edgeworth Serpentine (my OC)
Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape
Harry Potter and Voldemort
Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindlewald
Fred and George Weasley
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black
Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin
Kaouru and Kuro (Nighttime Mistress's OC)
Robin and Slade
Darren Shan and Larten Crepsley
Darren Shan and Steve Leanord
Steve Leanord and Gannen Harst (Steve can be on top too, i really don't care xD;)
Renji and Byakuya
Gackt and HYDE (the japanese rock stars)
The Uchiha brothers
Dan Phantom (Dark Danny) and Clockwork
Danny Phantom/Fenton and Vlad
Danny Fenton and Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom/Fenton and Dan Phantom (Dark Danny)
(Aruka: and twincest is hot no matter what gender 'cuz it's like having sex with yourself
I HATE CANNON COUPLES.
DIE, SAM, DIE!
Was I the ONLY DP fan that absolutely HATED Phantom Planet? Message me if you hated it too :D
My favorite movies are Moon Child, Phantom of the Opera, Apocalypto, and Battle Royale.
Moon Child- "Kei, here comes the sun."
OH! OH! I co-wrote a funny parody based on the Warriors series with Red Princess called 'Warriors, Power of 3.14'. We were high on chocolate coins when we wrote it so...yea...xD we originally wrote it on napkins. Don't laugh! Thats how J.K. Rowling first began to write Harry Potter when she was still on welfare! The story is on my favorite's list and is under Red Princess's stories.
Let me just say this right now- I.HATE.HOMOPHOBES. Homosexuals are people too. I have a heart to see that even though I'm not one myself. If only others could be that kind. . .
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
"'Bitch, please! I am Draco freaking Malfoy! I could hit you over the head with my wallet!'- Wildcard by Bleak December
"I’m breaking all human morals…and it feels fucking great.” -Strange Encounter by XxRabidxRabbitxX
"C: You're just like Trix-you're magically delicious.
Me: -laughs hysterically at his failed attempt of a flirt-
Aruka: Wrong cereal, dumbass. "
-a little conversation i had with some friends. CRACK. -twitch-
"Hello there friends, my name is Fred. The words you hear are in my head. I say, I said, my is Fred, and I’ve been very… NAAUUGHTYYYY."
-Fred (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
“Now, just because someone sees, you know, two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn’t necessarily prove sex was involved. It does, however, make for a very strong case.”
-Mandy (Velvet Goldmine)
"Tap builds character...for those who need it. I didn't need it, I played the accordion!"
"Move ahead, together with your nakama! Go forth! Keep a flame burning within your heart! With a strong conviction, bear you pride upon the sea! Go forth! We are. . . friends!"
Kaku:Don't underestimate the full destructive power of a giraffe.
Sanji: "Keep away from open flame. One cigarette can lead to a fire. Here's an example.
Ratchet appears in a giant robot
-One Piece (I forgot where tho. xD;;)
Guy: Is there perhaps a computer user living about this abode?
-Freakazoid episode 1
SOME RANDOM CRUD
~~Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are the 8 percent that have stayed with rock, put this into your profile.~~
~~93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are one of the 7 perecent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
~~If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated, or given a 'WTF!' by others, and your PROUD of it, copy and paste this into your profile~~
~~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile ~~
~~If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. ~~
~~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Sanji kun and yaoi...xD;)~~
~~If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile~~
~~If you think that those god-or-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. ~~
~~If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan, put this in your profile.~~
~~If you hate those snobby, obnoxious people, please copy this onto your profile.~~
~~Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.~~
~~ 92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that breathing wasn't cool. Copy this into your profile if you would be the other 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. ~~
A-don't use me as your hamster
Me-Can i use you as my ferret?
A-OMG i'm not Draco!
Me-how bout a gerbil?
A-NO ANIMALZ PLEAZE
Me-HOW BOUT A LAMP!
AWAY WITH YOU, CREATURE!
Me-HOW BOUT A COUCH!
OR LEATHER PANTS!
A-. . . . . . .
I WILL NOT HAVE A DICK PRESSED AGAINST THE INSIDE OF MY BODY!
I swear you better not put what i said on your profile
Me-maybe just fanfiction. xDD;
AnyaTheRyhmer- a.k.a. Waffle-chan. She's the only author who i read that does not write yaoi (not counting Red Princess and Hisanachan). You have to have MAJOR skillz to be able to do that. Her stories show what REALLY happens and how things got started in the CDF world. She's also so much fun to talk to. Like OD :D
SpanishPirate- my fellow one piece fan! ah, all the jokes we have! Together we have no lives and search through the magical worlds of One Piece and Teen Titans to find the similarities between the two. oh oh, don't forget that we also figured out that Spiderman is secretly a Sanji fanboy. mhm, we like to look into things a little too much. 8D
WasabiKitty10- when i first began to talk to her, she said i scarred her for life and hoped that her mother would never find out conversation. But, as we got to know each other, my crazy ideas mixed and mangled with her crazy ideas and I fed her inspiration to write whatever popped into her mind. Death Note: the Musical has to be our best example of that. Oh, and how can i forget our fantasic Shaman King theories? Ohyes, we went there. XD
LucianaSkyle- my english twin and Why the Caged Prince Cries co-writer! together we plot evil ways to tease Larten with Darren dressed in many different revealing outfits. I always thought I might be the evil twin, but hell- she can be quite the evil one too. xD
Rainbowness- the most awesome person EVER. I BETA his stories (cus im a dork that my english teacher brainwashed) and make him laugh at the same time. but seriously, he is one of the coolest people i've ever talked to and we have shared so many good laughs between us :D
Red Princess- i've known her since second grade and we've been close ever since! we have so many jokes, don't we muffin-chan? together we entered the wonderful world of fanfiction and i know i can always count on her to review my stories and to bother me to update Culinary Magic.
Hisanachan- my friend for a couple of years. she has mad musical skillz and she is another one that keeps botherin me to update Culinary Magic. She laughs at Crow's character for she knows who he is based on and how oblivious he truely is. i'm so happy that she finally got a FF account! IT'S ABOUT TIME:D
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