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Poll: Which is more important in a story: being culturally accurate or being well written? Vote Now!
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since: 01-09-07, id: 1192876, Profile Updated: 10-13-09
Author has written 14 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Naruto, Anime X-overs, House of Night, and Shugo Chara!.

So quick explanation of the poll question: I'm writing a new story and it takes place in Japan. As I am not Japanese, I'm really not familiar with the customs and whatnot. I have a general understanding of the way it works, but unless I do some serious research it's not enough to really allow me to write a well developed story. So my question is: should I set it in Japan and just use American customs since they involve less explanation and I'm more familiar with them, or should I do the research, explain the differences, and risk the story being a little skewed? Your opinions are greatly appreciated and mean a lot to me, so please let me know what you think.

Stats:

Name: That's for me to know and you to stay up late crying cuz your never gonna find out (JK JK)

Age: Like I'd say over the net... or would I... Nope

Hair color: Brunette

Eye Color: Hazel-Green

Gender: Female

Zodiac Sign: Piscese

Chinese Zodiac Sign: Dog

Rules of me:
#1. I am always right
#2, just in case I am wrong see rule #1

Favorites:

Anime: Currently Yu Yu Hakusho but it changes like every two minutes. I also like Inuyasha, Naruto, Fushigi Yugi, Kodocha, Fruits Basket, Rorouni Kenshin, Ranma 1/2, Fullmetal alchemest, Ceres Celestial Legend, anything by Studio Ghibli, Full Moon, Bleach, and the list goes on...and on...and on...

Manga: Imadoki, Fushigi Yugi: Genbu Kaiden, D.N. Angel, Tsubasa, Death Note, Absolute Boyfriend, Nana, Vampire Knight, anything mentioned above...

Food: Sushi, Peanut Butter, Chocolate

Movie: Van Helsing, X-men, 13 ghosts, Monty Python and the Holy grail, Edward Scissorhands, Rent, Phantom of the Opera, Practical Magic, Sweeney Todd, Pan's Labrynth, Indiana Jones, Star Wars

TV shows (non-anime)- Charmed, Law and Order (SVU mostly), CSI, The Simpsons, Avatar: the last air bender (not quite sure if it's anime or cartoon), Teen Titans (it's hilarious), Code Lyoko (again, hilarious), Danny Phantom (Sam is awesome!), Stargate

Bands/Singers: Third Eye Blind, The Goo Goo Dolls, Evanescense, Dixie Chicks, Verticle Horizon, Lifehouse, Simple plan, The Beatles, Michelle Branch, Sugarland, Barenaked Ladies, Blink-182, Dashboard Confessional, Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, BBMak, Sydney Forest, Within Temptation, Carrie Underwood, The Wreckers, Paramore...Etc...

Colors: Red/ Purple/ Black

Book: Twilight, New Moon, Shadow Castle, The Two Princesses of Bamarre, Ever, Fairest, Tithe, Valient, Ironside, The Frog Princess, Dragon's Breath, Once Upon a Curse, No Place For Magic, Once Upon a Marigold, The Daughters of the Moon series, The Unicorn Chronicles, House of Night, The Squire's Tales, The Cry of the Icemark, The Darkangel Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Vampire Diaries, and many many more...

Author: Stephenie Meyer, Gail Carson Levine, Holly Black

Book Genre: Fantasy

Music Genre: Country, Rock, Alternative, Disney (_)

Movie Genre: Horror, Musical

Football Teams: Ravens, Patriots

Basketball Team: MD Terps

Baseball Team: Orioles

Sport: Softball

Anime Characters~

Boys: Kurama, Kyo Sohma, Kenshin Himura, Jin (from YYH), Ichigo, Hiei, Edward Elric, Sanosuke Sagara, L

Girls: Shizuru Kuwabara, Sakura Haruno, Sango, Rukia Kuchiki, Genkai, Tatsuki, Winry, Lt. Hawkweye

Subject: English/ Reading

Things I don't like- Spiders, Math, DBZ, gremlins, pink, stupid people, the number 3 (I don't know why but I just don't like it...), coldness, KAHR, (GAH! THEY'RE NOT GAY DANGIT!)

Random Things I like: Greek mythology, any mythology, the moon, stars, astrology, sports, music, animals (except arachnids), friends, Anime (der)

Favorite Goddess (I'm so random)- Artimis/Diana, Hecate, Selene

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFIE!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! DO IT!!

(twich, twitch)

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile ( I seriously LOVE doing this!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I swear! It the floor Gremlins!! -has spaz attack-)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (it's quite sad how often I do that...)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (hehe)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (don't you agree? No! YES!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten sugar high off of one glass of coke, copy and paste this to your profile. (Honestly, I went out to Olive Garden with my family for my sister's birthday and I never drink real coke except when we go out for dinner which isn't real often. So, I had a glass of coke and by the time I had taken a sip out of my second glass, I was giggling like a mental patient. It was really sad...)

If you have ever gotten sugar high off of a caffene free diet pepsi, copy and paste this to your profile (Yes I admit it. It was really quite sad actually...)

If you believe Kurama is straight and hate KuramaXHiei pairings, copy and paste this to your profile. ( If you look in book 7 it has a side story of when Kurama met Hiei. He had a girlfriend type person whom he didn't want to die so he erased her memory and feeling for him. It was not because he was gay. And he's not bi either. After over 1000 years of living (give or take) you'd think he'd have figured out what gender he was attracted to...).

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile.

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile ( Honestly, Some Mary Sues get on my nerves like the ones in shows like Inuyasha because they're just unrealistic. But they make sence in YYH sometimes because Hiei and Kurama would never fall in love with anyone else. But ONLY if they're well written. (Unlike mine T_T))

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know many)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kikyo is a bitch and should die, Shadow Ice Maiden

EVERYDAY
1,377 Teenagers Become Mothers.
1,106 Teenage Girls Get An Abortion.
500 Adolescents Begin Using Drugs
4,219 Teenagers Get A Sexually Transmitted Disease.
1,000 Adolescents Begin Drinking Alcohol.
3,610 Teens Are Assaulted & 80 Are Raped.
2,861 Teens Drop Out Of School.
420 Children Are Arrested For Drug Abuse.
5,388 Youths Are Arrested.
6 Teens Commit Suicide.
--DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats!

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents.

WHY?
1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink n drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment,When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's 3.95 per minute.

Why do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Awesome Quotes

A good friend will comfort you when your boyfriend breaks up with you, a best friend will walk up to him and ask him, "you broke up with her because you're gay, right?"

The world doesn't care about your self esteem. The world will expect you to do something before you feel good about yourself.~ Bill Gates.

Worry is like a rocking chair. It'll give you something to do, but it wont get you anywhere.~ anonymous.

Those who mind don't matter, those who matter don't mind~ Dr. Suess.

Revenge is a dish served best cold.~Italian Proverb.

Find out who you are, and do it on purpose.~ Dolly Parton.

Have fun with life! Nobody gets out alive anyway...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Why me?' Then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'~Charles M. Schulz.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business~Thomas Eugene (Tom) Robbins.

Go for the moon. If you don't get it, you will still be heading for a star~Willis Reed.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one~Albert Einstein.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former~Albert Einstein.

If A= sucess in life, then A=x+y+z. x= work, y=play, and z=keeping your mouth shut.~Albert Einstein.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous~Albert Einstein.

All you need is love~John Lennon.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans~John Lennon.

When we say 'War is over if you want it,' we mean that if everyone demanded peace instead of another TV set, we'd have peace~ John Lennon.

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by frost! J.R.R. Tolkein.

Whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster~Edgar Allen Poe.

Listen with your heart, you will understand~ Pocahontas (sry I just had to).

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique~ Walt Disney.

The 'control of nature' is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man~Rachel Carson.

If you never have, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good~ Dr.Seuss.

So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make a lot of mistakes~ Steve Irwin.

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way~ Babe Ruth.

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science~ Henry David Thoreau.

“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.” –Gandhi.

"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work." --Thomas Edison.

"The less you know the more you believe.".

"If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, then why practice?".

"I actually did my homework, I just forgot to write it down.".

That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast~ Unknown.

Always forgive your enemys; nothing annoys them so much ~Unkown.

Sanity is a madness put to good use~ George Santayana.

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when one tumbles down the stairs..

Never do something you wouldn't want to explain the the paramedics. ~Unkown.

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. ~Unkown.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.~Unkown

Movie Quotes:

"But why is the rum gone?!" - Jack Sparrow.

"Why is the rum always gone?...Oh, that's why..."-Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC2.

"My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me you're troubled." -Jack to Elizabeth.

"Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other." -Elizabeth.

"There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing." -Elizabeth
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." -Jack.

"Dirt... this is a jar of dirt..." -Jack "Yes..." -Tia Dalma "...Is the jar of dirt going to help?" -Jack "If you don't want it, give it back." -Tia Dalma Jack pulls it closer. "No.""Then, it helps." -Tia Dalma.

"I got a jar 'o di-irt, I got a jar 'o di-irt, and guess- what's inside it...WOAH..oof!" - Jack Sparrow.

"This is my happy face"- Tommy Lee Jones- Man of the House.

"If I were you I'd give up." "If you were me, I'd be ugly."- Peter Pan + Captain Hook.

"We're vampires. We can do anything!" - Amilyn (one armed vampire from Buffy: the movie) "Oh really? Clap!"- Buffy

Stupid Quotes guarenteed to make you smile:.

A life? Cool, where can I download one of those?.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.".

Wise man says, "forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza".

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn..

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! And then squeeze it in someones eyes..

No pain, no gain. No pain, no pain.

Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men.

I don't mind arguing with myself its when I lose that troubles me..

Power corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat.

Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they're alright you are it..

Join the Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them..

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose..

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?".

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Give it a try - it's such good stress relief..

Someday we'll look back at all this and plow into a parked car.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup..

Easier said than sung in Russian.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself..

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Teamwork: never having to take all the blame.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Dain bramaged.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!.

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.

I may not agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to die in a fire of suspicious origin.

Jesus died for our sins. Let's not disappoint him..

FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals..

Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you..

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself.- Mark Twain.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone..

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular..

If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway..

Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

.Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals..

A day without sunshine is like, well, night..

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off..

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong..

On the other hand, you have different fingers..

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines..

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name..

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize..

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese..

Maddness takes its toll. Please have your monkey ready..

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine..

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

.All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

.Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasent.

.Money can't buy you love, but it sure can rent for awhile.

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else.

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? o:p /o:p.

If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. o:p /o:p.

we are the people our parents warned us about.

laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone..

Why get real? Plastic is cheaper and comes in prettier colors..

love is blind...for a reason.

Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate.

To do is to be.-- Decartes

To be is to do. -- Voltaire.

Do be do be do. -- Frank Sinatra.

Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke.

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance. United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure.

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God

Don't make me come down there. -God.

Cogito ergo dim sun. (therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps - Emo Phillips.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some women out of a divorce. - Don Quinn.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin.

I think this is how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west- Richard Jeni.

Children really brighten up a household -- they never turn the lights off - Ralph Bus,

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien.

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' - Paula Poundstone.

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" - Warren Hutcherson.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. - Gilbert Chesterton.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson.

The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust. - Samuel Butler.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.- H. L. Mencken.

America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.- Bobcat Goldthwaite.

I once complained to my father that I didn’t seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad’s advice? Margo, don’t be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep. Margo Kaufman.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Al Franken as Jack Handey.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.- Lewis Grizzard.

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy... in a jar on my desk.- Stephen King.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain.

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. Mary Ellen Kelly.

If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country. Mayor Marion Barry
.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. - Mark Twain.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? Rita Rudner

.Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-Robin Williams.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. - Groucho Marx.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.- George Burns.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.- Will Rogers..

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?George Carlin.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Quotes that people I know actually said...

"I plead the fifth"- My math teacher when asked her age.

"But I needs the Zim! I needs it or my squiddily splooch will a'splode! That happens to me sometimes..."-My friend Nikki (If you've read Safe House you'll recognize some of the following).

"But, Invader Zim runs through my brains like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my brains!" -Nikki.

"It's the attack of the white fuzzy things on... stuff..."- Nikki.

"I think we should- holy crap a butter cup! -Runs over to pick the buttercup-"-Nikki.

"Don't make me whip out kick ass barbie"-One of my mom's friends (basically my aunt...).

"Don't die. Dieing is bad."-ME!!

."-friend trips- Hey, don't trip."-ME!!.

"If you die, I will bring you back to life and cause you extreme bodily harm."-Me.

"Just don't get blood on the carpet. That's all I ask."-Me (Cheery arn't I...).

"Home ec. causes me extreme mental distress!"-Me (hehehe)."

I didn't do it! I'm a good person!"-Me...

"There are no words to describe how much I hate you right now."- Me.

"Anime, My anti-drug"- Me.

"Ok, I'm calling the nice guys in white coats to come give you some happy juice." "Why would they give me semen?" "I was going for morphine but that'll work..."- Me and my friend.

"Why must all the nice guys in the world be gay?"- Me.

"You're odd."- Me to, like, everyone.

"You have issues."-Me.

"I love yaoi!" "What the hell is your problem?!"- Angela + Me.

"The evil frisbee is out to get me!"- Me.

"Don't feel special, I say that to everyone."-Me

Anime/Cartoon Quotes"If we get caught by the Earth kingdom we'll get killed. If we get caught by the fire nation we'll get thrown to Azula... Earth Kingdom it is." Zuko+Iro- Avater- the last airbender..

"I'm all right so quit blubbering" "I'm not blubbering!" "All right then, crying." "Am not" "Are too" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Shutup and sit!" - Kagome and Inuyasha- Inuyasha.

"I don't give half a rats ass if you made tetsaiga, keep your hands of my sword."- Inuyasha.

"Hey Miroku! I bet it just took you a long time to fugure out what was what!" Shippo- Inuyasha.

"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence -rock thrown- Surely if you voice your grievances -more rocks thrown- Damn you people ..." Miroku.

"Thank you, but is it necessary to keep stroking my legs while you talk?” Sango to Miroku.

“I didn't say GET NAKED! I meant take off those clothes and put your WEIRD ones back on!!” Inuyasha.

"Your brain's broken or something!" -Inuyasha.

Miroku: "What kind of sorcery is that?"
Kagome: "I think he's just beating the crap outta him.".

"Next strike, I'll make your head fly." Kenshin Himura.

"These days, no matter what I drink, I only taste blood."- Kenshin Himura

"Look, this isn't rocket science... okay so it is rocket science, but it's not that hard!" Cyborg- Teen Titans.

"Maybe I should ring it out to make it dry faster. DRY DAMN YOU! -rip-" "You didn't! Tell me you didn't!" "My love!" "My shirt! And I really liked this one too." "Here Kyo, you can have this one." "But it's soaking wet!" "That's because I washed it for you." "Is there anything you didn't wash?" "Your pants."- Kagura+Kyo Sohma- fruits basket.

"One day, I'm gonna make you say you're sorry." "I'm sorry." "Dammit! Don't you have any shame?" "At least I'm not the one yelling in public." "Oh, that's it! We're taking this outside!" "We are outside, you stupid cat." Kyo +Yuki -Fruits Basket.

"Here's some 'common sense' for you: If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I didn't wear piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair wasn't black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your- !" - Black Haru, Fruits Baket..

"Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" Shigure-Fruits Basket

."Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " Ranma- Ranma 1/2.

"You're so uncute!" -Ranma yelling at Akane.

"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world. Couldn't he come up with something more original?" Lina Inverse- Slayers.

"Not as embarrasing as...standing on a phonebook to fight!" Yusuke- Yu Yu Hakusho.

"Well, that's mildly disgusting" -Yusuke talking to Hiei after their little fight.

"I just love being tag-teamed" -Yusuke.

"You big softy...-laughs-...or should I say little softy" -Yusuke

"Hn." - Hiei- YYH

"If you'd used that lump three feet above your ass, you might have held on to your soul a little longer!" Genkai turns to Hiei. "Make that two feet for you."- YYH

"Yes, and I'm sure that your minty fresh breath was worth the wait-what is that rediculus appendage growing out of your head?" - Hiei-YYH

"Tell me, Kuwabara, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei-YYH

"Kurama, don't make me cut out your precious voice box!"- Hiei-YYH

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship, but... I'm not interested in you that way." - Kurama. "Fool!! I'm not giving my stone to you!" - Hiei-YYH

"What, now I'm not even allowed to kill the bad humans??" - Hiei-YYH

"I may be a small target, but this is sad." - Hiei against Bui -YYH

"From the look of it, he's about to detinate, I sugest you take cover."- Hiei

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" - Kurama (You kind of have to see the episode to understand this but it's sooooo funny!)-YYH

"HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!!" - Yusuke-YYH

"You think you can control me don't you? Well control this!"- Yusuke

"How grim can you be if you say Bingo all the time?"-Yusuke

"Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much."-Yusuke (and no he's not talking about Kuwa)

"Hey, Keiko! I'm a jerk and I'm sorry for everything. So, just hit me, okay?"-Yusuke

"I'm so tired of getting electrocuted!"-Yusuke

I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any Spirit surprises."-Yusuke

"You do them one favor and they think you're their best friend. This is why I don't care if their entire species is swallowed up" -Hiei YYH

Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.
Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?

"All the while we've been thinking you were a brialliant stratagist when really you're just a lucky fool." "Hey, watch it fox-boy! And what does that word mean anyway?" "A stratagist is someone who uses their brain." -Kurama + Yusuke- YYH

"OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOOOMED!!"- Kuwabara- YYH The Movie Poltergeist Report

"Now thats weird. If he's trying to win the beast over, I don't think it's a good idea." Kuwabara

That's it! my head as a trampoline is where I draw the line."-Kuwabara

Kurama:I can't just watch you be killed right in front of me.
Hiei:Okay then ... go somewhere else

"Stick a sock in it you impulsive twit!- Genkai- YYH

Here's your food. Enjoy... don't choke on it."- Keiko

"Just you and me now. Well actually you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me."- Yusuke (refering to Sensui, hehe)

"I'm ready, and better than ever! Stand back so I can kick his butt!" -Kuwabara "You do realize that he'll be... kicking back?" -Hiei-YYH

"Okay, what are the odds of a tornado popping up right now?" Kuwabara "Quite good, considering that the two of them caused it." Hiei-YYH

"This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart." -Hiei-YYH

(Kuwabara runs through the gates) "Kuwabara!" -Kurama "And only 500 seconds too late to matter." -Hiei-YYH

"So tell me, which is more humiliating? Losing to an old man or a clown?" -Hiei-YYH

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." Hiei-YYH

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" Hiei-YYH

"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara-YYH

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke-YYH

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama-YYH

"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei-YYH

"And I have the feeling that you'll die..."- Hiei- YYH

"As far as I'm concerned, we're babystitting."-Hiei-YYH

"Do you think it is possible for you to shut up?"-Hiei-YYH

"Too bad, I actually liked the jackass."-Hiei-YYH

"Sorry a 30 foot killing machine wanted a word with us"-Hiei-YYH

"You talk, you die."-Hiei-YYH

"Go ahead, tell them I'm Yukina's brother, I won't mind torturing you to death."-Hiei-YYH

"It wouldn't obey me when I gave it a specific command so I decided it needed to be punished."-Hiei-YYH

"Perhaps you are not familiar with the concept of a force field."-Hiei- nuff said

"Janken? What the hell is that?!"-Hiei

"Just don't get yourself killed."-Hiei"

"What repulsive creature... makes my eardrums bleed?"-Hiei

"Touch me and I break your wrist." -Hiei

"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag, I'm a moot point... This is your world to look after, not mine, I don't intend to hinder your cause, but i'm not gonna help it either."-Hiei

"Do I have to kill you to keep you from being foolish?"-Hiei

"I was going to take on the thug with the sun glasses, but after what he did to Genkai, Revenge is your's"- Hiei

"I should've slit your thorat when I had the chance..."-Hiei (der)

"But I hate Kuwabara."-Hiei

"As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loathe tourists even more."-Hiei

"Nerd violence."-Kurama

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested."-Kurama

"I thought clowns made everyone else laugh."-Kurama

"And to think, one day they could be in-laws."-Kurama

"Yusuke, you need a plan B."-Kurama

"Logic is panic's prey."-Kurama

"You'd better find a quick way to kill it or else...Bang."-Youko

"The price for making me angry is heavy."-Youko

"I consider your class of demon very worthy, worthy to fight, and worthy to die."-Youko

"You, unless you want to be plant food, don't move."-Youko

"There is no room for your fantasies of denial, little vermin. Be assured...I am alive."-Youko

"I'm flattered you've heard of me, but as you can see the stories were incorrect."-Yoko

"You should know better than to corner an animal like a fox, we have a tendancy to show our teeth."-Youko

"Crapper craps, it's bright out here."-Chuu

"Oh dear, a drunk madman has escaped to the ring."-Botan

"I thought I was crazy Urameshi, but you take the prize! To hell with that you don't make bombs go boom in your face!"-Jin

"Damn it! At least one of use should have died!"-Yusuke

"So he's funny and smart, that hardly seems fair!"-Yusuke

"Come on it's Yusuke here, I don't have a clue!"-Yusuke (der)

"You truly have a way with women Hiei."-Genkai/the masked fighter

Yusuke Urameshi: Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?
Genkai: Gladly you patronizing jackass.

Hiei:Listen to me as closely as you can you two I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all.
faints
Yusuke Urameshi: That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats.

"Any enemy stupid enough to tell you what his secret technique is should die shamefully, you fool!!"-Genkai-YYH

"It's time you bit the bullet and started careing about something with all you heart"- Genkai

"Dimwit"- Genkai

"If you don't have anything smart to say, zip it"- Koto

"If Yusuke can turn invisible and nobody told me, I'm gonna be really mad!- Kuwabara-YYH

13 ways to royally piss Hiei off (Courtesy of Senko789)

1. When he's using his fire power... yell 'FIRE' and throw a bucket of water on him

2. When he's using his third eye... point at it and say 'EWWWW your zit is looking at me!'

3. Whenever going to a restaraunt... refer to Hiei as a child and insist he get some crayons

4. If Hiei ever stands in front of you... always compare his height to yours by using your hand

5. Always ask Hiei (when he's in the area) who does his hair and then ask 'does he like to use a lot of gel?'

6. If Hiei is to walk by ask him... Do you like light sockets or something?'

7. Whenever Hiei takes out his katana... take it away and say 'Weapons aren't for children'

8. Whenever Hiei is trying to read your mind... think of the Barney song "I love you Hiei and ect." The Barbie song is a good one too Example: Hiei's a barbie girl in a barbie world

9. Randomly scream 'demon' and when he looks say 'madeyalook'

10. When you first meet Hiei... claim that you can't pronounce his name. Then make up a nickname for him like Shorty, Shrimp, Short stuff, or Mr. Strawberry Shortcake

11. When Hiei is asleep in his tree... cut down the tree and yell 'TIMBER'

12. Randomly scream 'demon' and then point at him

13. Randomly grab Hiei then say 'Now give me your pot of gold!'

WARNING: Do not attempt the above unless you are a VERY fast runner, can hide behind someone who is very strong (i.e. Kurama, Yusuke, ect.), or you have a death wish.

You know you watch way too much anime when:

...you buy the DVDs so that you can watch the show in English without subs, in English with subs, in Japanese without subs, AND in Japanese with subs.

...you memorized all the lyrics to every opening and ending you've ever seen.

...you can turn anything that happens in your everyday life into an anime episode.

...you want your school to start wearing school uniforms cause they're so hot!

...you have a framed picture of your favorite anime character.

...you get an anime-based tattoo.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

31. Penguins are lovely

32. A stadistic vampire can try to kill you but needles are much much worse

Reasons I support ZukoxOC

1. Mai scares me

2. Fights between Zutara fans and Kataang fans are scary. I opt to stay out of them.

3. Zutara fans are scary when they rant

4. I hate Mai

5. I don’t like TophxZuko. Mostly because of the age difference

6. Fights between Maiko fans and Zutara fans are scary

7. Mai is annoying

8. OCs tend to be funnier

9. Personally I think it’d stink to go through the series and have Aang not get the girl. What does that say about life? Go ahead and save the world, you’ll still be undateable?

10. Mai gets on my nerves

Pairings I Like:

KuramaXOC

HieiXOC

YusukeXKeiko

KuwaXYukina

InuyashaXKagome

SangoXMiroku

SesshyXRin

SasukeXSakura

HinataXNaruto

InoXShikamaru

TemariXKiba

KnightXRiiko

YukiXZero

HachiXNobu

NanaXRen

KenshinXKaoru

SanosukeXMegumi

AoshiXMisao

AkaneXRanma

UkyoXRyoga

ShampooXMousse

EdXWinry

KokiXTanpopo

AyaXToya

ChidoriXYuhi

MiakaXTamahome

TakikoXLimdo

SanaXAkito

TohruXKyo

HaruXRin

ZoeyxErik

BellaxEdward

AilicexJasper

CarlislexEsme

RosaliexEmmett

RenezmeexJacob

ZukoxOC

KataraxAang

SokkaxSuki

DarcyxLizzy

JanexBingley

ZeldaxLink

SamusxMaster Chief

-Pairings I'm Ok With:

TemariXShikamaru

HinataXKiba

BotanXKoenma (As long as he's in teenage form)

SokkaxYue

ZukoxJin

ZukoxSong

IkexMarth (ehehe...)

-Pairings that are just plain suckish:

KuramaXHiei (That's just plain wrong)

KuramaXYusuke (No way in hell)

KuramaXKuwabara (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!)

KuramaXBotan (Too Wierd)

KuramaXYukina (WHY?!)

KuramaXShizuru (I Love Shizuru but that's just too wierd)

KuramaxKarasu (-shudders- Eep. He's scaaaaary...)

KuramaXKagome (EWWWW)

KuramaXAny guy (He's not gay!)

HieiXBotan (She'd die within two minutes)

InuyashaXKikyo (Dude, She's DEAD!)

SangoXInuyasha (EW)

KaguraXSeshomaru (Ewww)

SeshomaruXNaraku (-Shudders- Wrong on like, 12 different levels)

SasukeXIno (More Ew)

SakuraXItachi (WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!)

OrochimaruXAnyone (evil, sadistic, homo-sexual, SOB, Snake who needs to go get hit by a bus)

NarutoXSakura (Nonono)

HinataXNeji (Dude, They're cousins!)

AkaneXRyoga (Ahhhhhhhh)

AkaneXKuno (-shudders-)

RanmaXShampoo (-barfs-)

RanmaXUkyo (wrong)

RanmaXKodachi (AHHH! Crazy lady with a ribbon!!)

AyaXYuhi (It just bugs me)

SanaXNaozumi (stupid pretty boy with a trumpet)

KokiXErika (Spoiled brat)

BellaxJacob (He makes me mad)

ZoeyxHeath (Yeesh)

ZoeyxLoren (I hate him!!)

ZoeyxStark (Arg! Why does everyone like him so much? He reminds me of Jacob in Eclipse!)

MaixZuko (Yes, I realize this is a canon pairing but I really really REALLY don't like her...)

KataraxZuko (I is a Kataang fan)

TophxZuko (the age difference)

TophxAang (Again, Kataang fan)

Ty LeexSokka (meh)

SamusxSnake (He has a girlfriend!)

SamusxMarth (Meh, I like him better w/ Ike... and that says A LOT!)

SamusxAny guy in Brawl basically (I'm just too much of a MCXS fan...)

LinkxMidna (She's kind of a bizotch...)

LinkxMalon (I lurves LinkxZelda too much...)

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1. If It Makes Her Happy reviews
I loved her enough to be whatever it is she needed me to be. No matter how much it hurt my heart to be it." Z/E Slightly angsty. Beware of Rant. I do not own HoN or any of the characters or themes related to it. Slightly drabblish.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-09 - Erik N. & Zoey R. - Complete
2. Christmas Shouldn't Be Spent Alone reviews
I hate Christmas. Now don’t get me wrong; I’m no Scrooge. I’m all for giving and family and snow and stuff. It’s just…I can’t stand the bloody couples all over town. Yes, I'm single. Yes, I'm bitter about it. Amuto Christmas fic. R&R please!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-09 - Amu H. & Ikuto T. - Complete
3. Blast From the Past » reviews
Maya Kitajima is a girl with a past. Unfortunately, she can't remember a big chunk of it. When circumstances force her and her mother to return to her childhood home, will she remember? Or will she be killed before she gets the opportunity? KuramaxMaya
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-21-09 - Kurama M.
4. It's Madness! MADNESS! » reviews
YYHIZJtHM xover. The cast of Safe House were just starting to think they could have a reunion without the threat of world destruction when the cast of Zim's Hot New Partner crash into their living room. ZHNPxSH cowritten with TOPWLA. Don't like, don't rea
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 8-23-08
5. The Wonders of Late Night Conversations reviews
Erik and Zoey have their 'talking without yelling' conversation. Set after Untamed. Turn back now if you haven't read it. Contains major spoilers. Zoey/Erik Full of fluffy goodness. One-shot. A House of Night fanfiction.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 9-24-08 - Erik N. & Zoey R. - Complete
6. So Much For Retirement » reviews
sequel to Safe House. What happens when the team gets pulled out of retirement because Koenma overlooked what would happen in at the next demon world tournament. Now the team's off to demon world to make sure no wackos win... Here we go again R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,416 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 8-24-07 - Complete
7. Happy Birthday, Shihira! reviews
Sidestory of the Safe House series. It's Shihira's birthday and we're going to party! Fluff, mainly ShihiraxDatenshi but some other stuff too. VERY fluffy.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete
8. Everything Back But You reviews
Sasuke, the chicken butt haired ninja himself, is back in town and everybody just... welcomes him back. Everyone that is, except Sakura. She's pissed at him and is not so ready to forgive. contains language and suggested stuff. Not bad though. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-27-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
9. Hey, Karaoke's not so bad reviews
Our favorite eight teenage ninjas decide to go check out the brand new Karaoke bar in Konoha. They each have their own issues when it comes to their love lives. Can a round of Karaoke bring them together? InoShika SasSak NaruHina NejiTen Enjoy! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete
10. Safe House, Alternate ending reviews
Basically, this is one of the other ways I thought of ending Safe House. It's just sort of a funny oneshot that has nothing to do with Safe House. Enjoy!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-6-07 - Kurama M. - Complete
11. Safe House » reviews
The yyh gang meets another rekai tentei team and gets sent to find this demon. Simple right? Wrong! Add the fact that they're all staying in the same house, a safe house, mind you, and you've got a funny story. Kuramaxoc, Hieixoc, YusxKei, YukxKuwa R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,617 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 3-30-07 - Kurama M.
12. How Long Is Forever? » reviews
Kawaii! Kurama's Past as Yoko returns and it's...a girl? What happens when they get sent on a mission together. a mission they're not likely to return from. Yup! Much ooc but it's cute. KuramaXOC. Rated for future possibly. R&R. No flames.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 3-8-07 - Kurama M.
13. Amas Veritas reviews
Oneshot. SanMir. Sango reflects on something from her past. Somehow it's related to a certain monk. I suck at summaries so don't kill me. Read and Review please.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-07 - Sango & Miroku - Complete
14. Come Home Soon reviews
This is just a little songfic I made up cuz the song reminds me of the show. This is my very first songfic so it's not perfect. Any advice would be greatly appreciated but no flames please. Full summery inside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-3-07 - Keiko Y. & Yusuke U. - Complete
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