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Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, and Wrestling. K heres a few things about me incase anyone cares Name: JT Penname: KowaretaHikari こわれたひかり Means Broken Light and that should display hiragana characters for the name but it may just show ?s Age: 17 Birthday: November 1. Zodiac: Scorpio Litte bit bout me: Okay for the most part im a pretty simple guy, my dream is to move to Japan and teach English as a foreign language and I dont really worry about the stuff ive got to do to reach that, because as far as im concerned I can do it. The reason I write mostly humor fics is because I love making people laugh and I kinda hope some of my readers might read my fics and be in a better mood because of it. Likes: Anime/Manga, Wrestling, Hanging out with my dumb friends, music (mostly heavy metal but anything but country works), Video games. Dislikes: Actual work :P (though I love the money) Homophobes (seriously... most pointless friggin' phobia to have even more so then Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words... No joke.. look it up...) Racists (stfu morons..) conpulsive liars (I own Naruto... shut up... (DISCLAIM I dont really own Naruto...)) People who dont like monkeys... (shame on you! Monkeys rock!) and most of all people who side with Cake! Vive Pie! Favorite Quotes "Stomping a mudhole and walking it dry..." -Jim Ross "When life gives you lemons, find someone whos life is giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White. "I dont think sitting in the corner giggling like a prepubescent monkey qualifies as helping... funny though" -Sarge RedVsBlue "Dude I friggin dare you to say Chihuahua and not giggle" - Me 98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you forgot to have breakfast this morning, paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, BJA Fan, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Spymaster-E, Shanny-Boo, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Xerxes93, KowaretaHikari 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you forgot I have three of these pot percentages in my profile copy and paste this to your profile. Thats all and if anyone wants to contact me feel free to use my email or PM or contact me on Xboxlive my gamertag is JT-T83. If you have any requests for a fic just ask and ill do my best. Cya later please review all the stories you read! | |||||||||
1. Rest In Peace Chris Benoit 1967 to 2007 » reviewsSomething short I wrote after I heard about the tragic death of Chris Benoit. RIP You will be missed always.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-25-07 - Complete2. Light Bulb reviewsSakura and Hinata are outside Narutos house and hear some... strange things... R&R I dont think its that good but we...Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-29-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. Easter Eggs reviewsNaruto delivers easter eggs to some of his friends and Itachi shows up for unexplained reasons, which even I dont understand! Happy Easter everyone!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-8-07 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete4. Babies reviewsWhy Sasuke really, refused to date Sakura, he wanted Babies.... RR... Dont kill me...Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-2-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete5. You Fool reviewsJust a few April Fools jokes you should never tell Naruto characters. Please Read.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-1-07 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete6. Kakashis thoughts » reviewsWhat Kakashi is thinking when he meets Team 7. From Kakashis POV. R&RNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-22-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete7. Heal Everything reviewsBecause bandaids heal everything...Its a basic rule of anime. R&RNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete8. Going Mental » reviewsAn ongoing series of funny ficlettes based on the particular brand of crazy presented by each of Narutos Characters. Read and Review Please. New Naruto Finally!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 2-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete9. A Prelude to a Homecoming reviewsThe Prologue to my story An Awkward Homecoming Sasuke spends Valentines Day with Orochimaru and decides not to be evil anymore. R&RNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-07 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete10. Funeral reviewsIts Sakuras funeral, and Narutos sad. Mostly Sakura bashing so if you dont like dont read. K? Thanks. R&RNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-20-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U.11. Noises reviewsKisame hears strange noises and goes to inspect. R&R Please. So stupid. ::Smacks self::Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-18-07 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete12. Argument reviewsSasuke and Naruto are arguing in front of me. So I make them do somethin' SasuXNaru. R&R.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-4-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete13. Itachis Pretty Hair reviewsSasuke and Itachi have a quick lunch. Sort of.My stupid idea on why the Uchiha slaughter happened.Read and Review please. PeaceNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-15-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. An Awkward Homecoming reviewsSasuke returns from Orochimarus! But somethings different. Sasuke is acting weird and its all Orochimarus fault! Read and Review Please K thanks!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-14-07 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete15. A day in the life of Sai reviewsI did one on Sasuke so now Ill do one on Sai. MWAHAHAHA EVILNESS! Sai is having a bad day and Sasuke is loving it. R&R. A day in the life.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-14-07 - Sai & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Over the Net reviewsWhoo... its the often done MSN Conversation thingy. Read and Review please!Much love to you all :P please listen to some of the songs mentioned they rock.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-8-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete17. A day in the life of Sasuke » reviewsA day in the life of Sasuke. Mostly Sasuke being emo and running away. Please Review.Rated for Sasuke emo cutting. ALT ENDING ADDED READ... WOOT!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 2-1-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.18. Kakashi True Love reviewsKakashi goes on a date and his team follows... stupid but we read and review Thanks kay bye!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-8-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete19. Day at the Beach reviewsTeam 7 and Team Gai spend a day at the beach together! Theirs a sand castle contest! And Kakashi knocks himself out from the Horror! REVIEW PLEASENaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-4-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete20. Sasukes Fallen Love reviewsSasuke sees his most precious one fall lifeless on the streets of Konoha R&R please short oneshot. Probably not what youd think.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete21. Nejis Eye Problem reviewsNeji doesnt use his Byakugan anymore and Lee wants to know why. Short oneshot implied NejiXTenten. R&R please first fic. Nejis a perv... :Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-14-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
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