Welcome to the insanely random depths of my random mind of randomness, newly renovated...be sure to wipe your feet. Oh, and only continue reading this profile if you have about an hour to spare...it'll probably take you that long to get through it, unless you skip some stuff...
NEW: I was sitting randomly in English class, looking through a Thesaurus for some random reason, when I had an idea. I looked up a synonym for "Guardian" and one for "Time". And thus, the Guardians of Time trilogy is now the Babysitters of Leisure trilogy! Yay me!
IMPORTANT: The paragraph that used to be here has been replaced by pickles. If you would like free pickles, and support either Harry Potter or Guardians of Time, PM me with random things that should happen in either world.
If you didn't catch it when you saw my pen name... LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! With me as their queen, of course!
So, this is my profile. Feel free to look around. But if you touch something, the llamas will hunt you down and spit on you with their highly concentrated Acid Spit of Doom (tm)!
Name: Katie (also K2 from DoubleKK)
Age: 990 years old. (it was my birthday a while ago...I just forgot to update from that...)
Birthdate: February 31st 1018
Hobbies: Reading, playing video games, watching T.V., playing board games, playing with my cat, hanging with my friends, SHOPPING!!
Fav books/book series: Guardians of Time, Harry Potter, The Thief Lord, Inkspell, Inkheart, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Eragon & Eldest, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Dragonspell, Dragon Rider, Charlie Bone, The Midnight Library series, Animorphs, Goosebumps, Deltora Quest, His Dark Materials trilogy, The Fire Within, Icefire, Fire Star, Spiderwick Chronicles, and that's all I can think of so far.
Fav T.V shows: Avatar, Danny Phantom, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Spongebob, Mystery Hunters, Ghost Trackers, Malcom in the Middle, Prank Patrol, mostly all shows on YTV except those gay weekday morning shows...
Fav video games: The Sims 2...that's pretty much it...oh, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl!!
Fav movies: The Phantom of the Opera, Beetlejuice, The Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Thief and the Cobbler, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the new one), Pirates of the Carribean (1, 2, and 3), all five HP movies (I saw the fifth on the day it came out), and probably more that I can't name right now. Yes, I like pretty much all Tim Burton movies that I've seen.
Ships I sail:
Guardians of Time: IsabelxArkarian, MattxNeriah, EthanxRochelle, DillonxLathenia (don't ask...seriously, you DON'T want to know...), DartemisxLorian (again, don't ask...unless you want a really long explanation that me and Mewtwo Shall Rule The World will have to help each other out with...)
Harry Potter: HarryxGinny, HermionexDraco, LunaxNeville, DumbledorexMcGonagall (don't ask), DumbledorexVoldy (if I'm in a random mood), sometimes HarryxDraco, but only if it's not graphic, and more funny than anything.
Inkheart/Inkspell: MeggiexFarid
Dragon Rider: Nothing, really.
The Bartimaeus Trilogy: the only ship I like in this series is KittyxNathaniel.
Charlie Bone: See the "Dragon Rider" entry.
Animorphs: CassiexJake, RachelxTobias.
Avatar: KataraxAang, SokkaxSuki (sp?), KataraxZuko (sometimes).
Danny Phantom: DannyxSam, TuckerxValerie.
Teen Titans: StarfirexRobin, Beast BoyxTerra, RavenxBeast Boy.
Kingdom Hearts: RikuxNamine, SoraxKairi, Demyx x Axel (don't tell Axel I said that), some RoxasxNamine.
Final Fantasy VII: KadajxAerith (that's all I can think of for now).
The Phantom of the Opera: The only ship in here that's worth anything is ChristinexPhantom (Raoul can burn in hell for all I care).
Ships I sink:
Guardians of Time: IsabelxEthan, RochellexArkarian (you people who ship them are just sick.)
Harry Potter: GinnyxDraco, GinnyxNeville, GinnyxAnyone beside Harry, HermionexRon, HermionexSnape, HermionexDumbledore, any pairing involving a teacher and a student or a kid and an adult (or adult-like person).
Inkheart/Inkspell: Anything not in my "Ships I Sail" section.
Dragon Rider: See above.
Charlie Bone: See above.
Animorphs: See above
Avatar: See above.
Danny Phantom: Do I really need to say this anymore? See above.
Teen Titans: See above.
Kingdom Hearts: Demyx x Anyone besides Axel, MarluxiaxNamine.
Final Fantasy VII: There aren't any ships I sink for this yet...if I find one, I'll be sure to put it in...
The Phantom of the Opera: CHRISTINEXRAOUL!! I HATE THAT SHIP!!
If there's a ship not listed under any of those, please feel free to tell me about it and I'll be sure to catagorize it effectively. Of course, for some ships that I haven't listed, it's because I don't mind them. In other words, I don't sail them and I don't sink them. I just let them float calmly by...
Fav characters (as always, from most to least)
Guardians of Time: Isabel, Rochelle, Arkarian, Ethan, Dillon, Neriah, Matt, Sera (you know, Ethan's dead sister?) Jimmy, Shaun, Marduke, Lathenia, Dartemis, Lorian, the Tribunal, and then all the less mentioned characters. Oh, and Mr. Carter shall rot in the fires of Hell.
Harry Potter: Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Draco, Kreacher, Dobby -cries-, Hedwig, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, Snape, all the Hogwarts house elves, Aberforth, Kendra, Ariana, Ollivander, Regulus, Mrs. Weasley (girl power!), Voldemort, Luna, Neville, James, Lily, Percy, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Hagrid, all the other regular teachers (the ones who are there every year), Quirrell (sp?), Moody, Slughorn, little Teddy, little Lily, little James, little Albus, and all the other new characters I missed from DH other than the Death Eaters. Oh yeah, Ron, I guess. Lockheart, Bellatrix, Alecto, Amycus, all the Death Eaters, and Umbridge shall rot in the fires of Hell along with Mr. Carter.
The Thief Lord: Scipio, Prosper, Hornet, Victor, Bo, Ida, Riccio, Mosca
Inkheart/Inkspell: Dustfinger, Meggie, Farid, Resa, Elinor, Mo, Capricorn
Eragon & Eldest: Eragon, Saphira, Arya, Angela, Solembum, Brom, Durza (the shade), Murtagh, Nasuada, Orik.
The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Bartimaeus, Kitty, Nathaniel.
Dragonspell: Kale, Leetu, Dar.
Charlie Bone: Emma, Olivia, Paton, Tancred, Charlie, Lysander, Billy.
Dragon Rider: Sorrel, Firedrake, Ben, Professor Greenbloom, Twigleg.
Animorphs: Rachel, Cassie, Tobias, Marco, Ax, Jake. Visser 3 can rot in the fires of Hell with Lockheart, Bellatrix, Alecto, Amycus, all the Death Eaters, Umbridge and Mr. Carter.
Avatar: Katara, Toph, Sokka, Zuko, Azula, Aang, Iroh (sp?), and pretty much everyone else.
Danny Phantom: Sam, Danny, Dani, Tucker, Valerie, Ember, Desiree, Skulker, Technus, Vlad, Clockwork, Johnny 13, Kitty, Penelope Spectra, Bertrand, the Box Ghost (yes, I know: pathetic and lame. But that's just why I like him!), Pandora, and any other ghosts I missed. Paullina can burn in the fires of Hell with Visser 3, Lockheart, Bellatrix, Alecto, Amycus, all the Death Eaters, Umbridge, and Mr. Carter.
The Simpsons: To make this shorter, I'll just list my favs out of the family: Lisa, Bart, Homer, Maggie, Marge. How sad is that? I prefer the baby to Marge!
Family Guy: I'm going to do what I did with The Simpsons: Stewie, Brian, Meg, Lois, Peter.
Spongebob: Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff.
Teen Titans: Raven, Starfire, Beast Boy, Terra, Jinx, Kid Flash, Kole, those kids that Raven had to babysit, Red Star, Bumblebee, Mas y Menos, Aqualad, Speedy, Control Freak, Slade, Cyborg, Kitten, Killer Moth, Raven's Dad, any other villains that I missed, and then, I guess, Robin.
Kingdom Hearts: Demyx, Namine, Riku, Sora, Roxas, Kairi, Zexion, Axel, Xemnas, Xaldin, Saiix, Lexeaus (sp?), Larxene, Luxord, Vexen, Marluxia.
Final Fantasy VII: Kadaj, Reno, Cloud, Vincent, Aerith, Loz, Yazoo, Sephiroth, Tifa.
Phantom of the Opera: Phantom, Christine, Meg, Madame Giry. Raoul, as I've already said, can burn in the fires of Hell with Paullina, Visser 3, Lockheart, Bellatrix, Alecto, Amycus, all the Death Eaters, Umbridge, and Mr. Carter.
Theif and the Cobbler: The Thief, Princess Yum Yum (I still think that's a sick and wrong name), Tack.
Corpse Bride: Emily (the corpse), Victor, Victoria.
Nightmare Before Christmas: Sally, Jack, Shock, Lock, Barrel, Oogie Boogie, Zero (Jack's dog), Santa.
Beetlejuice: Beetlejuice, Lydia, Barbara, Adam.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the new one): Willy Wonka.
Pirates of the Carribean: Jack, Elizabeth, Will, Davy Jones.
Harry Potter movies: See my list for the HP books, but take out everyone that hasn't been in a movie yet.
I would put a list of all my stories on here, but I (no offence) find it extremely retarded when authors do that, because we can just look right below the profile to see all the stories.
Best Friends (once again, in order): Alex (Mewtwo Shall Rule the World), Ryon, Melissa, Stephanie, Maddie, Courtney, Cassidy, Sean, Shannon.
Random things I just thought about:
I feel stupid. I'm in the process of re-reading The Named for the third time, and I've always thought of Rochelle as a red head. But no, it says right when Ethan's describing the first time he and Matt met her that she's got black hair. -smacks self on forehead- Stupid Katie!
One more thing...I LIKE PICKLED CUCUMBERS!!
If I were a: Guardians of Time character:
Name: Clara-Marie Semphasi
Age: 17
Skills: Shape-shifting, healing, and Truthseeing
Gifts: Anti-Ageing, Sight in all and any light, Courage, Strength of mind, Strength, Animation, Comunication with animals, WINGS
Favourite Character (girl): It's a tie between Isabel and Rochelle.
Favourite Character (guy): Arkarian.
Guard or Order: Guard
Trainer: Isabel
Robes: White with a Gold sash
Favourite Lord/Lady: Queen Brystianne, she is the coolest ever...I mean, she's a friggin QUEEN, not just a lady!
Favourite Immortal: Lathenia, sorry all Lorian fans but she is the ultimate
Status: Trainer
Least Favourite Character: It's a tie between Carter and Marduke.
If I were a: Harry Potter character:
Name: Aaliyah Johnson (just cuz I can't think of a better last name)
Note: Long, silver hair and bright blue eyes
Blood: Pure, but I don't really care.
House: Ravenclaw
Quidditch Position: Seeker
Fav Class: Defense Against the Dark Arts (unless Snape is teaching, like in HBP)
Least fav class: As long as Snape's teaching it, Potions. If someone other than Snape is teaching Potions, History of Magic.
Pet: Snowy owl (they're so beautiful!)
Wand: Silver Birch Wood, 9 Inches, Unicorn hair.
Animagus form: Swan
Patronus: Unicorn
Best at: DADA
Fav teacher: Flitwick!! (duh, he's the Ravenclaw head!)
Boyfriend: No one yet, but he'll be sweet, caring, and all that mushy gushy stuff I love.
How I dress: I always wear my uniform, and I let my hair cascade down my back.
Fav Ghost: The Grey Lady, of course!
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