Hellooooo!

So yeah, my name ish Le Suz, friends call meh Suzumon. I live in the US. I'm a student in high school, but in just 2 years I'll be free of that drama filled hell hole, and on to the other drama filled hell hole called college! Sounds like oh so much fun don't it?!

~Personal junk~

Age: Old enough

Birthday: December 8th

Gender: Female! And proud of it!

Pref: Bi! I'm gender blind! Come one come all! X3

Status: Single... Again!!! Dammit!!!!! Head hits desk, repeatedly T_T

~Favorites~

Movie: Labyrinth!!!!!!!!!!!!! David Bowie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drools

TV show: I don't watch alot of TV, but when I do it's usually AdultSwim on cartoonetwork.

Book: The Dark-Hunter series! and Harry Potter

Hobby: Drawin' and writin'.

Music: I listen to just about everything really, but rock has got to be my absolute favorite!

~Fic Favorites~

Het Pairings

Labyrinth: Jareth/Sarah (The Goblin King should ALWAYS get what he wants!)

Inuyasha: Miroku/OFC

Slash Pairings

Harry Potter: HP/LM HP/SS HP/DM HP/SB HP/RL HP/FG HP/LV HP/TR ( Yup, in my little world Harry is an emo lil muggle clothes wearin' sex god that servises pretty much the entire male magic populus! LMAO X3) SS/LM SS/SB SS/RL (And Sev is his second in command! He's teh Snarky black swishy robe wearin' Incubus! XD)

On a side note, if you haven't already guessed it yet I'm a major perv.!!!!XD

Quotes~

“Like a lawn dart from Heaven!” “Did you come up with that yourself or did you hear it some where?” “Thought of it myself.” “That’s awesome!” This was in Geometry, it went Bob (AKA Randal) Zombie Crack Llama known as Steve (AKA Ian) Bob again then me.

“Your bacon is paper and your plate is crispy!” Me saying that some looks like they have all the wrong stuff in all the wrong places. It’s and insult of my own design. X3

“Your bacon is crispy and your plate it paper” Me saying the opposite of the above statement.

“Be kind to Dragon-swans for thou are gorgeous when naked and taste delicious with whipped cream!”

“Where the heck do you find these guys? Studs ‘R’ Us?!” Eli when she met her friends cousin and his friends.

“That way when it explodes more little pieces shoot out, and Strawberry Shortcake kills you.” Mr. Leise in 5th period Comm. Arts. expaining a grenade.

My personal titles and alias’ a swell as my boyfriend’s and best friends Aud and Eli’s (There may be more added to them later.)~

Malformed Mind, What’s Left Of A Bizarre Childhood, Tweaker, Silly little she wolf, Tsuzumon the flaming flamingo of the Digital world, Suzaku-Sama, Le Suz, Le Grenouille, MidgetVampire-Sama Lord and lady of all vertically challenged vampires, Suz Marine Perish, or PMS arse backwards, writer of the Prince Monthly Satire (AKA the P.M.S.) The Demon in a Panda suit.

Ian, Zombie Crack Llama known as Steve

Aud, The odd one, Rayvnn, Rayvnn Teh Reaper, Audnisity, Audykins, Snarky Kitty,

Eli, Eilo, Chocolate piranha, Leader of Penguins United, Emily Anna Dearly co-writer of the Prince Monthly Satire (AKA the P.M.S.) Also known as Bob the Lobster, Queen of the peppermint sticks and all that moves within the closet of no return, The Cat Formally Known as Nummy Nums.

Ask me any 3 questions and I'll answer them truthfully. Put this in your profile and see what people ask. (I'm serious! Ask me, I'll answer! And I'll actually tell the truth too! X3)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.