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Author has written 68 stories for Dark Angel, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, X-Men: The Movie, Mulan, Pirates of the Caribbean, CSI, Charles Dickens, and Radio Free Roscoe. Seventeen year old Canadian. That’s it. Oh, and I love tea. ^-^ Currently writing Lord of the Rings and CSI fanfiction. I’ll eventually finish up my Dark Angel fics, when I have the free time. In the wise words of Colin Mochrie: Hello. I'm Anthony St. George on location here in Washington. On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you had ten times the television audeince we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you'd never do that. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As word of apology, please accept all of our NHL teams which, one by one, are going out of business and moving to your fine country. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice. I'm sorry for Alan Thicke, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Loverboy, that song from Seriff that ends with a really high-pitched long note. Your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. Because we've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. For 22 minutes, I'm Anthony St. George, and I'm sorry. August 2010 - As I have received some inquiries, I no longer use this pen name. I do have an alternate one I opened several years ago, where I have posted a slightly different version of my story "Eyes of the Dunedain" but I haven't updated that in awhile either. My current plan is to backup reviews and stories from this account and ultimately delete it, but that's time consuming and I'm lazy. Thanks for reading. | |||||||
1. Black Eyed Susans reviews"She slept with him once, before everything else." All she wanted was to avoid the pity she knew he'd give her. She'd seen it a million times before. But hiding out in the locker room wasn't all it was cracked up to be. GS "Fluff"CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-5-052. Cliché reviewsSara and Grissom get stranded in the middle of the desert? Like this hasn't been done before. Unbound challenge responseCSI - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-10-043. So Beautiful reviewsLily was an overnight musical success, it seemed. She returns to Roscoe High to play a dance. Rily-ish one shotRadio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-04 - Complete4. Fallout reviewsSometimes all you can do is deal with the fallout. RayLilyRadio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-045. 38 Across reviewsSara really should have known better... Unbound responseCSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-9-046. Go Fish reviewsGreg sulks, Ecklie fishes, and Catherine… is Catherine. Unbound response, GSRCSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-30-047. A Wild Beast Tamed: Molly's Monologue reviews"You have heard of my master, I am sure. And perhaps you have heard of me as well… " Great Expectations vignette, Molly's POVCharles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-048. In Vino Veritas reviewsA costume party and Pliny the Elder Short OOC GS FluffCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-30-049. Burnout reviews-What's the use of fighting, if you know you lost the war- Confessions and Revelations Post season finale, 5 Elements responseCSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-26-0410. Belgian Chocoalte reviewsThe Great Debate, Greg style Unbound challenge response, some GSRCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-24-0411. Irreparable Damage reviews-The ride to Sara's apartment was a silent affair.- A long overdue confession. GS Post ep to BloodlinesCSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-20-0412. What A Zoo reviewsAn obsession with a children's book and a birthday present. GS- Unbound and UtB responseCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-0413. We Always Knew reviewsHe didn't want to struggle any longer, not really. And now that Sara was there beside him, he realized he didn't have to..." GSCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-10-0414. Rainy Day Dinners reviewsIn which dinner is delayed, but breakfast comes right on schedule. Sequel to 'Never Trust Your Cousin'; Unbound responseCSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-4-0415. Shine Something Down reviews'Shine something down, it doesn't have to be the sun. Just a little bit of light to light the way.' Sara talks to her walls GSCSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-0416. Never Trust Your Cousin reviewsA drunken Sara in a tree. And some G-R-I-S-S-O-M Unbound Challenge ResponseCSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-14-0417. Of Southern Belles and Criminalists reviewsA discussion about movies reveals something odd. GSRCSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-13-0418. Scipio Aemilianus reviews"We have made a desert and called it peace." GS implied, Grissom POVCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-6-0419. Wild Oats reviewsA bachelor party goes awry. Unbound Challenge ResponseCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-0420. Put the Blame on Mame reviews"When it came to removing gloves, Rita Hayworth didn't stand a chance." Hints of GSCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-0421. The Greeks Had Indoor Plumbing reviews"Man, I bet Grissom didn't even like Jell-o." Response to the weekly Unbound Challenge.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-24-0422. Fighting Fears reviews'There are many ways I want to love youBut only when the time is right' GSCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-23-0423. Constellations reviewsIt all started with a return to a crime scene… stuck in the middle of the desert, bonds are formed. GSCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-17-0424. Strange Comforts » reviewsWhen Sara returns home to deal with the unexpected passing of her father, some things get a bit strange. GS-friendly, not shipperyCSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-10-04 - Published: 2-4-0425. Three Mississippi reviews"We're all out of second chancesAnd all out of one more times" A confrontation four years in the making. A friendship lay tattered at their feet.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-0426. Lions, Tigers and Bears » reviewsWhen Grissom's Valentine's Date cancels, he calls a long lost friend to save the day. Now it's just them, dinner…and the mating rituals of lions, tigers and bears. Oh my! GS Reconciling "Butterflied" and "Suckers"CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-14-04 - Published: 2-9-0427. The Sandman Cometh reviews"He loved to introduce her at crime scenes…" Another Post-Ep to ButterfliedCSI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-4-0428. Jumping to Conclusions reviewsGrissom was never one to jump to conclusions, but everyone has an off day. On a slow shift, poor Sara is the one who gets that reminder.CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-0429. Choices Made reviewsThere's dedication to your job, and then there's just not having a life." A GS friendship moment- not romantically basedCSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-0430. Songs About Rain reviewsGrissom receives a wedding announcement from an old acquaintance, and he's forced to acknowledge things he never wanted to.CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-0431. It Wasn't reviewsPost Butterflied "He walked out of the interrogation room, and into the one sight he hoped to miss." My take on the endingCSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-0432. To Win His Hand » reviewsThe Mary Sues of Mirkwood have banded together to win the Elven Prince's heart. Too bad he's married and has a son- the one and only Heir of Isildur. ParodyLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-04 - Legolas & Aragorn33. An Enticement of Fortune » reviews"Elves were invincible, in all manners save two. Death in battle, and a broken heart…" The story of an elf maiden, lost for years, comes to light. Early Third Age fairytale, in the darker regions of that style.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-11-04 - Published: 1-7-04 - Arwen U. & Elrond34. Not To Keep reviews"He was tired from the months at war, and he lay in bed in silence. It gave her the time to look him over, to find the injury that had brought him home to her…" One-Shot of a wounded soldier's return from the fight against SauronLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-10-04 - Complete35. Through the Eyes of the Dunedain » reviewsA character study story set in Bree years before the War of the Ring. The innkeeper's daughter and a Ranger-it was never meant to be a match made for the Valar, but neither were they. OCOC romance, CC secondaryLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-29-03 - Published: 12-24-03 - Aragorn36. Gondor's Son » reviewsA lament for Boromir, Reviews appreciated, first time sharing my poetry. New poem up, Faramir's POVLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-28-03 - Published: 12-6-02 - Boromir & Faramir37. She Hasn't Always reviewsSara's changed, and Gil Grissom has to face the fact. Future timeline, no spoilersCSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-0338. Opportunity reviewsWhen the San Francisco crime lab calls Sara and asks her to come back, the CSI is torn between the two lives she's livedCSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-0339. A Visit To Valinor reviewsThe choices we face are never easy, but would seeing the future change love's mind? Bookcanon Arwen basedLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-03 - Arwen U.40. Home and Family reviewsAn original take on the OFC, set bookverse, not a 10th walker. A woman with a home and family is entrusted to escort 'Master Underhill' and company out of the Breelands.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-03 - Aragorn & Frodo B.41. Pirates of the Caribbean: Kolya’s Fortune reviewsAfter Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself the captive of a band of rum-loving women pirates, led by the less then infamous Anne Bathory, Will and Elizabeth find their lives disrupted once more No Mary Sues, etc.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-6-0342. Those Blacksmith Hands reviewsAn Elizabeth POV about "those blacksmith hands", set post movie, short drabble. Reviews appreciated No slash/sex/profanity/OC/etcPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-27-0343. The Return of Ping reviewsDesiring one more adventure before her imminent marriage, Mulan joins her friends as they chase the retreating Huns to regain a stolen item. Can they deal with the return of Ping? *Title in Progress, suggestions welcomed*Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-15-0344. Never What We Expect » reviewsOn his way to return the helmet, Shang thinks about the woman he's going after. *COMPLETE* Possible sequelMulan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-4-03 - Published: 6-30-03 - Complete45. A Missed Stitch » reviewsAU. A new thread is added to the Pattern, from across tel'aran'rhiod. This is the story. Reviews appreciatedWheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-1-03 - Published: 3-7-0346. Romantic Interludes reviewsFor the first years of his life, Scott had been told that the only acceptable way to treat a lady was with respect, dignity and spontaneously romantic actions. The first two were never difficult, but around Jean he had seriously begun to doubt the wisdomX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-03 - Cyclops & Jean G.47. My Last Breath » reviewsDuring the big scene in X2, Jean has a brief reflection before the water comes. Accompanied byX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-30-03 - Published: 5-10-03 - Jean G. & Cyclops48. The Next Spin At The Wheel reviewsAfter the Last Battle, Egwene visits the grave of who was once one of her best friends.Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-19-0349. In Dreams reviewsCompanion to "My Last Breath". Scott's POV of the events after X2X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-11-03 - Cyclops & Jean G.50. Mashiara reviewsSet at the beginning of "The Great Hunt", Lan watched Nynaeve from above, and contemplates the woman that has disrupted his life. One shot piece, please take a few minutes to read it.Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-20-03 - Complete51. A Warrior's Choice reviewsBefore the War of the Ring, Aragorn had other duties as cheiftain fo the Dunedain. This is the story of how he must choose between one of his men or his duties.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-03 - Aragorn & Arwen U.52. Then There Were Twelve » reviewsA Mary Sue wanna-be, her Tolkien obsessed male cousin and her obnoxious boyfriend end up in Middle Earth. Here, they shall meet their worst fears - Mary Sue-ism, Convenient plot devices and Movie verse for a purist.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-19-03 - Published: 11-19-0253. A Waiting Star reviewsTTT movieverse, AU. Title in Progress. Upon his arrival at Helms Deep, Aragorn meets an unexpected visitor.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-5-03 - Arwen U. & Aragorn54. The Heart Of This Mortal reviewsÉowyn wonders about the woman who has stolen Lord Aragorn's heart. Who is she, and what is her story? Short Vignette.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-30-02 - Eowyn & Aragorn55. The War Between Us: Letters To A Lover reviewsThe first in a series. Aragorn writes letters to his love as the events of the LOTR epic come to pass. A new look at how the characters saw the story, adn what they were willing to reveal.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-7-02 - Aragorn & Arwen U.56. Not So Alone reviewsAt Christmas Break of fifth year, Harryhas reached the breaking point. Can the only other student there change his mind? **COMPLETE**Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-15-02 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete57. Backlash » reviewsA twist on the been done explanation for the final scene in Freak Nation. Max and Logan have a little confrontation of sorts **COMPLETE** for nowDark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-14-02 - Published: 7-12-02 - Complete58. We Ain't Gonna Take It reviewsA rebellion of sorts is brewing...inspired by the DA Nation campaign...gotta love it! Appearences by the rubber chicken and a Goddess's mortal father...I'm operating off of no sleep, how'd u guess?Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-0259. Shadows of the Unknown reviewsAn x5 guardian reflects on what they're doing now. A lot of angstlike but not quite angst itself writing. It's hard to summarize. Anyways, later chapters will have a whole lot of unique storylines that explore the lives of the escapees and how they'reDark Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-0260. Choices and Consequences » reviewsWell Logan has finally realized that things can't go on the way they are. problem is, Max has been feeling pretty hot if you know what I mean; Actually, it's not what you think. M/L, like I could write anything elseDark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-10-02 - Published: 3-2-0261. Coincidences » reviewsSome langage may be considered offensive, bt I'm mad @ JC and this is my opinion abot what's going on behind the show. What do the characters think. Nowhere near as funny as I thought, but oh well. Another chapter, that explains some things. please read,Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-23-02 - Published: 11-21-0162. My Heart Will Never Know » reviewsPost AJBAC I know I'm a season late, but whatever Logan misses Max, Max returns to Logan, yadda, yadda, yadda... but things aren't always what they seem. Can he trust her? And can she trust herself?Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-23-02 - Published: 1-29-0263. She Can't Save Him reviewsBoredom inspired me to write a very short little Deck fic, about his alcoholism. Mostly off the top of my head, my muse has been very absent as of late,Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-23-0264. Hey Mister reviewsPlease read this, I think it's actually pretty good, but I can't summarize it. A conversation for M/L shippers.Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-27-0165. Mistletoe reviewsA short piece about Christmas Eve. R&RDark Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-0166. Can't Afford To Miss » reviewsWhat would a shipper write about? Max must learn what love really means when she is faced by a difficult dilemma... **I'm back to writing it**The chapters are short, I don't have time to make long ones, so don't be intimidated the number**Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-15-01 - Published: 11-3-0167. Not That Different reviewsBased on a song I recently heard. Max finds out that they really aren't that differnt. Sorta AU, because there is no virus. Really sweet, IMHO. I suck at summaries, I think this is actually a good story, so please read and review.Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-0168. Strawberries reviewsThe rating wouldn't stop you if you wanted to read this anyway. TEHEHEHE, not dirty, just it's supposed to be for MATURE people. Do You Count? CAn you read this? Then you're fine. A strawberry. A Logan POV as he watches Max eat one. Weird fluff, I'm boredDark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-11-01
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