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BEST FRIEND ON FANFICTIONNNNN: r i a n e xx-/xxEUPHORIC r e v e r i e/SHINIGAMI to TENSHI/xenaANDraineASPHYXIATE (our collab account!)

I AM THE PROPERTY OF:

-SHINIGAMI to TENSHI (Rhyrhy. BFF/TWINNAYS FOREVER. x3)
-Daniel Radcliffe
-Fexy-kun.

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xxx

best girl friends (in order): kelly. raine. hirari.

best guy friends (in order): jonathan. jason.

Favorite people on FanFiction:

r i a n e xx-/xxEUPHORIC r e v e r i e (HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS GIRL. Her stories are AMAZING and genius! Ilyy. BFF. Twinnays. And kiwis. =D YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME. xD)

Haisha.Hime (amazing reviewer. We both STILL love Pokemon, embarrassing as that may seem.)

deceiving fallen angel (fantastic stories!)

DanichT02 (share the same interests...=)

sasusaku779 (great stories! I love them!)

the blanket (a pocket full of sixpence is amazing.)

CommitedToKiba (WHOA! Really awesome fanfictions. I love each one!)

extraordinaire (Great fanfictions. Like, seriously)

KinkyK and JazzyJ (Sisterly and Brother Love is smexilicious.)

XUchihaSakuraX/EWHH its Kenna (Stereotyping Uchihas and every other story just WOW me!)

PurpleBlush017 (the Ultimate ANBU Test was BEAST.)

ohwhatsherface (Because of All the Estrogen was a LOL.)

xdestinyxforeverx (I liked him first! is FANTASTIC.)

BullWinkle's Lady/Amused Death (same person. Boys and Girls was FUCKING HILARIOUS.)

SasuxSakufan (I used to love your stories!)

Wits and the Ditz (Teaching Me was soooooo sexy. Please update soon!)

Tragedy-hime.xo (Hawt stories. Kiss and Tell was great!)

NikiJoshiLove (The Key to My Heart was sooo cute and funny. I loved it!)

BlankDreamer (Fantastic stories, meh friend. Amazing)

Naru-Vampire (really awesome reviewer and I just love her stories!)

Angel Dying Red (Each Anniversary Hurts is really, really sweet.)

Quintessentia (My Uchiha Matriarch was the FUNNIEST piece of shit EVER. So funny, cute, and just...fluffy!)

out.paxton (really awesomesauce. xDDD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING. ILYSFM.)

little sasuke kun (INDULGE IS SO SEXY.)

Veroxion (FEVERED TENSION TURNED ME ON, GOD DAMNIT. ILYS.)

About me: I make the CRACKIEST CRACK FICS. EVER.

Prompts for crack fics are welcomed. Like, ferserious.

I LOVE NARUTO AND MASASHI KISHIMOTO! He is one of the awesomest people EVER. (Except for the fact HE HASN'T MADE SASUSAKU YET. And that Ino and Karin are absolutely horrible.)

Some of my fave animes in order are:

1. Naruto (...NO FRIGGIN' DUH.)

2. Final Fantasy

3. Desire Climax (Yes, it's dirty but really, really sweet. I imagine the characters as Sasuke and Sakura.)

4. Sex = Love² (again...Sasuke and Sakura)

5. Aishiteruze Baby

6. Spirited Away/Kiki's Delivery Service

7. Tokyo Mew Mew (Sasuke and Sakura...once more.)

Dayumm. I have a LOT of favorite animes. (More than up here.) Carrying on.

Favorite Naruto Couples:

SasuSaku (like, no fucking DUH. It's a no-brainer. Sexy, sweet, hot, and cute altogether.)

ItaSaku (hawt.)

NaruSaku (don't hate me. They're really adorable together.)

SaiSaku (he speaks the opposite of what he says. Meaning...Sakura: Gorgeous. Ino: Ugly fag.)

KibaHina (DON'T HATE ME! NaruHina's cute...but I'm more of KibaHina fan...Dx)

NejiTenTen (awwh. She can break his cold ego like Sakura did with Sasuke.)

ShikaTema (they're really cute. Like, really. So who cares about the age difference? Love isn't a number.)

NaruHina (This couple's really cute, but I'm just more of a KibaHina...I'M SORRYYYYYY. DDDx DON'T KILL ME!)

Now the rest of the Naruto couples (not in order.):

NejiSaku

SasoSaku

KakaAnko

(etc.)

Hated Naruto Couples:

SASUKARIN/SASUINO (OH MY FUCKING--EWWH. THIS PAIRING IS SO FUCKING HORRIBLE, IT BLINDS ME AND KILLS ME ON THE INSIDE.)

Sasu/Anyone (besides Sakura)

Uchihacest

Hyuugacest

Sakura/Lee

Ino/Anyone (Ino's just a little bitch who has to make fun of other people to disguise her ugliness and fuck like a mindless whore for attention.)

Karin/Anyone (Ugh. Same for Ino's description.)

Yaoi/Yuri

Any Hina Pairing besides Kiba/Naruto

etc.

Desire Climax Pairings (Favorites in order):

Mio/Prince (KYAAA. IT'S LIKE SASUSAKU ALL OVER AGAIN.)

Mio/Hina (It's like NaruSaku...but kawaii! I love how Prince and Hina fight for Mio-chan. x3 Just like Sasuke and Naruto.)

Mio/Hayato (Sure he was bad, but whatev.)

Yeah.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Replace Karin with Ino if you hate her too =

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

MY VOCAB WORDS:

Awesomesauce (Awesome): Got from a FanFiction, but cannot remember the name at the moment...
Ferserious (For Serious): GOT IT FROM MY BESTIE, RAINE/RHYRHY. ILYSFM. Aishiteru x1000
Smutsicle (Smut): Derived from. Meh. 08-20-09. WOOTWOOT.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, stand up and BE PROUD, BITCH.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, write an angry letter to Kishimoto-sama like I'm doing...although I think the letter got lost already.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a fan of SasuSaku fan then BE PROUD OF IT.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, GO AHEAD AND DO IT!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. You know you're a ninja if you do this, such as moi (nah, jkay.)

If you have your own little world, keep imagining. Because we all do.

Taken off konohaninmiharuchan's profile:

- If you are a SasuSaku fan, just freakin' take a look. -

1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – Wow. I'd, like, get all my friends (oh wait. I have none. Except the ones listed above...well, only Rhyrhy would do this with me.) and we'd write angry letters to Kishimoto-sama. But seriously, that won't happen, because SasuSaku will be the outcome in the end of Naruto. Like Sakura says, "Love conquers all!"

2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – Uhm, DUH. He's really only had a real connection with her.

3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – Well, Sasuke will go to Sakura in the end (and if they didn't, refer back to #1.) But the other options would be Naruto or Sai, seeing that Itachi is now dead...-sob-

4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – So fucking happy, it would probably mean more to me than Harry Potter...(which means a lot. I got into a two year depression after it finished.)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't and won't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

PROOF! That Sasuke cares... for Sakura.

During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

-(From Angel of Cherry Blossoms) When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Perliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Garra semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closly, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he saved her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-(From Angel of Cherry Blossoms a.k.a. Angel of Konoha)When Ino hugged in during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her. (HAHA! TAKE THAT INO, YOU STUPID BITCH!)

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-(Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way.

-(From Angel of Cherry Blossoms)Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

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~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

- Teh Pocky Ninja -

"I don't know, but I've been told!"

"I don't know, but I've been told!"

"Sasuke's face looks just like mold!"

"Sasuke's face looks just like mold!"

"You say thank you, I say please!"

"You say thank you, I say please!"

"Captain Sasuke cut the cheese!"

"Captain Sasuke cut the cheese!"

The Football Boy--LOL

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
- Unknown

Love is loving what your lover loves
- Unknown

Where there is love there is life.
- Unknown

If you love the children of others, you will love your own even better
- Unknown

Peace is an expression of love; let’s make love
- Unknown

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them.
We say we love trees, yet we cut them down.
And some people still wonder why some are afraid
when they are told they are loved.
- Unknown

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
- Unknown

Once I dropped a tear in the ocean. When I find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
- Unknown

There is no distance too great between friends, for love gives wings to the heart.
- Unknown

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
- Unknown

I love you. It’s not a weight you must carry around. I love you. It’s not a box that holds you in. I love you. It’s not a standard you have to bear. I love you. It’s not a sacrifice I make. I love you. It’s not a pedestal you are frozen upon. I love you. It’s not an expectation of perfection. I love you. It’s not my life’s whole purpose (or your’s). I love you. It’s not to make you change. I love you. It’s not even to make you love me. I love you. It’s as pure and simple as that.
- Unknown

The laws of love are written in the heart of every human being by the hand of God
- Unknown

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened

gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.--

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions! (SSFAF: ...I'm not rating them on hotness (for guys, of course), because if I did, it'd be long. Lols.)

1. Sakura
2. Sasuke
3. Hinata
4. Naruto
5. Itachi
6. Sai
7. Neji
8. TenTen
9. Kiba
10. Anko
11. Kurenai
12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No...are there even Sai/Kurenai stories?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yeah. Naruto is so hot he's cute.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ewwh. Neji would kick Kakashi's ass.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I only read SasuSaku. I've never read any other pairing...xD (Besides ItaSaku, but hey, they're both Uchihas.) Oh wait, I have read some NaruSaku, too...x3 And SaiSaku.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ewwh. No. I hate yaoi. No offense.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neither, but if I had to choose, Five/Ten because Anko's a woman...no offense.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I hope KakaSasu never happens. But Neji would just stay calm, yet inwardly scream "MY POOR, VIRGIN EYES!" and run away.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
When Hinata's beloved teacher is dead, Anko vows to take her place and teach her everything she knows. Anko/Hina friendship.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yup. As long as it's not yuri, a fluffy friendship? ''

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Uhm...Neji and Kakashi? Ewwh. I have no title for them whatsoever. =D

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Don't hate me, but I support NaruSaku and I think its cute. But uhm...

After Sasuke slips out of their grasp again, Naruto thinks its time to step in and fill the hole in his beloved cherry blossom's heart.

LOL. I'M SUCH A DOUCHE. xD

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yup. But it's not SasuHina, so it's okay.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. But I wanna try to draw Kurenai =3

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
OH HOLY FUCK. NO WAY WOULD THEY WRITE UCHIHACEST AND/OR SASUNARU. EWWH.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YOU BRAT!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kung Fu Beat. Rofl.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: TEAM 7 THREESOME. In which Kakashi and Sai get rather...intimate with their fellow teammate.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Sexy, emo, arrogant brat.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

MY POOR, VIRGIN, EYES!

20) How emo is Seven?

Emo. But not as emo as Sasu-cakes and Ita-kun.

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