Likes:

Writing, honest reviews, making people smirk, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon

Dislikes:

Bad writing (i.e. not properly edited and/or cheesy), OOC characters, the word 'ministrations' when used in lemons, when I overhear someone being rude to waitstaff

Secretly enjoys:

Fluffy fics that are well written, an outstanding romance, the occasional AU, the smell of cigarettes and orange oil, arrogant lovers

Deeply craves:

To inspire fanart. I wish I could draw my own, but alas my numerous talents are not quite that numerous. I'm too intimidated by the visually talented to make any sort of requests, but if someone felt the calling of the muse as a result of my writing, I think I'd have some kind of flattery combustion. And of course, I'd erect you a shrine. And write you whatever you like, whenever you like... And, and... okay, now I'm begging and should stop.

Doesn't understand:

what "fangirl Japanese" is (is it different from ordinary Japanese? is there 'fanboy' Japanese), the plot of Eureka 7, why I bothered to go to college, people who order their steaks 'well done'

Politely requests:

If you read my work, I only ask that you review. I know it can be a pain, but even a line or two makes me feel connected to the readers. If you'd like to talk about a story (mine or yours or someone else's) feel free to send me a message, or IM me: "Sid Razzberi" or "Girl Interpreted" on AIM.

Other interesting tidbits:

I'm twenty-six, native New Yorker, freelance makeup artist and writer. Please note: models, actresses, and musicians are not nearly as beautiful as you imagine them to be. It's takes a lot of foundation the consistency of butter to make them so.

I share a peculiar eye color with Vash the Stampede. This is probably my most defining physical attribute. I'm tall and twice as beautiful as you imagine me to be (hehehe). Other than that, Vash and I don't have much in common, him being animated, and me not caring in particular for the color red.