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| Pandorama |
Author has written 45 stories for ER, House, M.D., and West Wing. Well, hi there. How do you do? I'm Pandorama, and I'll be your fanfic writer today. I'll go ahead and tell you a bit about myself. Care to sample some hors d'oeuvres while I talk? Put up your feet? My manservant Jacques will be along in a moment to take your coat and offer you a selection of spirits and fine cheeses. I'm a human being. I like frozen yogurt with rainbow sprinkles, violins in rock music, kittens, and sarcasm. I speak English, some French, and some Serbo-Croatian. I also speak terrible Spanish and hostile Yiddish. I've recently quit the corporate life at Evil, Inc. to return to graduate school, where I hope to earn my Evil Medical degree in penguin psychology. Occasionally, I will state personal facts but alter certain details to protect my identity and add a sense of whimsy. My heart will always belong to ER, and though I've wandered now and then, I always return. I love Abby Lockhart, and the fact that Maura Tierney never won an Emmy for that or any role should be considered a crime against humanity. I'm also in favor of egging the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. Should you still feel the need to flame me, congratulations! You have unresolved feelings of personal insecurity and are cordially invited to go frolic in traffic. On the other hand, should you not be a sociopath, please leave a review of some sort (preferably with a minimum number of rogue commas) so that I know I'm not just writing to dead air. And because I'm really very needy. Advisory note: The stories "Full of Grace," "Walk On," and "One for the Ages" are a series, of sorts. They don't have to be read in order nor together but they'll definitely make more sense that way. Particularly since there are references to "Pannon," which is a word I just made up to describe things that I, Pandorama, have inserted into gaps in preexisting canon. | |||||
1. One for the Ages » reviewsAfter "The Book of Abby" - "Sometimes I think her heart wasn't broken at first. Sometimes I think she took the broken one from him so he could keep living."ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,962 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 4-11-11 - Abby L. & Luka K.2. Sonata » reviewsHe's been playing her a symphony since Ann Arbor. House/CuddyHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 2-12-12 - Published: 3-23-11 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete3. Years From Now reviewsAn unexpected reunion, and an answer no one is surprised to hear. Oneshot.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-25-11 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete4. Messy reviewsThere's always soap and water.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-4-11 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete5. Music reviewsHouse and Cuddy make music of their own.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-10-11 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete6. Bound and Determined reviewsCuddy finds herself in a precarious situation.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-11 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete7. Lovers' Lips reviewsLuka and the women he's kissed. Oneshot.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-11 - Luka K. & Abby L. - Complete8. A Saint in the California 47th reviewsSam Seaborn runs into an old friend. Set sometime after the finale.West Wing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-11 - Sam S. - Complete9. The Prurience of Pain reviewsPrurience: an inclination toward lewdness or lustfulness; lustful behavior House/CuddyHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-1-11 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete10. Walk On » reviewsThe days following "Chicago Way." - It wasn't just a year after the day we got married, it was the day he came back home. It will always be bittersweet, but for me, I know that will always be the day that means something monumental in our relationship.ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 8-25-10 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete11. Four Ways to Make a Blue Eyed Child reviewsFour people, four combinations, four scenarios.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-10 - Complete12. Dreidel reviewsFive Chanukah-related drabbles, inspired by the four sides and meaning of a dreidel.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-5-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete13. Foolish Hearts » reviewsThe first thing Lisa had noticed about Greg was his voice. Followed in rapid succession by his genius and his gall.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,168 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 10-13-10 - Published: 6-22-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy14. Five Things They Have In Common reviewsFive things House and Cuddy have in common. Oneshot, no spoilers.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete15. ATP reviewsOr, adenosine triphosphate. Post-Body and Soul, s12e13. Oneshot.ER - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-10 - Abby L. - Complete16. Peculiar Bedfellows reviewsHouse and a peculiar drinking companion. "Peculiar is such a…peculiar word." Oneshot.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-10 - G. House - Complete17. Imperfection reviewsThe beach and the backstory. Pairings include thunder x lightning, sand x water, past x present, life x interruptions, and hot administrator x badboy diagnostician. Oneshot.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-13-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete18. Almost Hear You Sigh reviewsKind of an extension of the last moments of the finale, with more Rolling Stones references than any fic should ever have.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-18-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete19. Full of Grace » reviewsFor me, it did have to do with faith, but not in a higher power. It was about having faith in Luka, in Joe, and even moreso, in myself.ER - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 4-25-10 - Published: 11-26-08 - Abby L. - Complete20. Sympathy for the Devil reviewsHe didn't mean to... House/Cuddy, at the conclusion of "Joy"House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete21. Hereby reviewsLuka makes a promise, of sorts. Luka/Abby; oneshot.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-4-09 - Luka K. & Abby L. - Complete22. Painted Eggs reviewsTwo Easters in Luka's life.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Luka K. - Complete23. Pray for Peace » reviewsAbby in her youth: a story about the mother daughter dynamic, coming of age, and persevering.ER - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 5-10-07 - Abby L. & Maggie W.24. Dreamcatcher » reviewsLuka/Abby. You could definitely call it AU. "My name, Luka. What's my name?"ER - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete25. A Flawed Work of Art reviewsHouse/Cuddy, Oneshot. House bothers Cuddy in the middle of the night. Or does he?House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-14-08 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete26. Parachute reviewsThere we stand, about to fly. Oh, the adoration. Oneshot. Luka and Abby. Spoilers for Season 15.ER - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-08 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete27. The Alchemist's Wine reviewsShe knows she is his last grasp on life, and he drinks her in like the alchemist's wine ... No names, no qualifications. You'll figure it out.ER - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-08 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete28. Magnetic reviewsAlternate ending to Hindsight. Abby offers comfort to a friend in need. Oneshot.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete29. The Crux reviewsSpoilerish through 14.10. After one confession and before the other. T for a couple of naughty words. Oneshot, hypothetical canon.ER - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete30. A Slow Black Rain reviewsAbby, after The Test. She watched the light play on the surface of the liquid, little threads of white making their way jaggedly through the miniature lake. It held a power over her like a rabbit lusting after an invisible carrot.ER - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-07 - Abby L. - Complete31. Precious Things reviewsCompanion to Ljubavi. AU fluff.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete32. Of Sins and Secrets reviewsPost Secrets and Lies, what might have been. Luka and Abby, oneshot.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete33. Heart and Soul » reviewsFate had brought them both this way. With a purpose and a challenge, and she knew in that moment that nothing about it had been an accident. Luby, from Human Shield to If Not Now. Complete.ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 4-28-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete34. Wedding Night reviewsWedding night…a strange little conundrum if you've had one before. Abby's somewhat humorous inner monologue post I Do.ER - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete35. Dearly Departed reviewsPreviously "Love the One You're With." Luka contemplates the living love and the dearly departed.ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-23-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete36. What To Feel reviewsLuka and Abby in the wake of Milošević's death. Slightly political, get over it. Oneshot.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete37. Darfur reviewsYou see now. Why I had to come here. Luka and Abby and Darfur. Rated "T" for graphic reality.ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-4-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete38. Baseball reviewsA smutty little tribute to the Red Sox. Abby teaches Luka about the joy of America's favorite pasttime. Rated M because, like I said, it's smutty.ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-3-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete39. Ljubavi reviewsLuka, his daughter, and one of those moments that just gets you right there. Slightly AU, implications of Luby, but mostly just sentiment. Carbies need not call in the reinforcements just yet.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-22-07 - Luka K. - Complete40. Life Is Beautiful reviewsFrom death to life. As easy as that…and yet…not. Never easy. Three days mourning him and he'd been brought back to life with a phone call. Luby shoulda, woulda, coulda oneshot after the Congo. Fluff plus angst, so...flangst?ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete41. Coffee Talk » reviewsLuka, Abby, and revelations over coffee. S9-ish, AU.ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,104 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 1-16-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete42. This Year's Love reviewsBaby Joe turns one. Kovač family fluff.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete43. Home reviewsAn idealistic notion of what might have been the final scene for Luka and Abby, if not for all the angst. Oneshot.ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-18-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete44. Wild Thing reviewsGod, it was sexy when she was bad. Risque oneshot, not overly explicit. Luka and Abby.ER - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete45. The Way You Look Tonight reviewsA dual perspective of a single day, in which Luka prepares to ask Abby to marry him.ER - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-15-07 - Abby L. & Luka K. - Complete
