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Author has written 31 stories for Lord of the Rings, National Treasure, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, MAGNUM P.I., Mummy, LXG, Heroes, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, and King Kong. As you may have noticed by now, I have changed my penname. Don't let it confuse you too much:) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Wandering teen started this one) If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you think other people are crazy, and they think something is wrong with you because you have never had a crush on anybody, copy this into your profile. Pyromaniac? Put this in your profile. (YAY FIRE!) Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx , MJLS, golfgoddess93, Eruthiawen, Crys Evans. If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. 3 nails + 1 cross = 4givin If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile. Strangers are just family you have yet to meet. If Orlando Bloom said that breathing was uncool half the female population would die. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone! Smile... it confuses people. Many moons ago chickens ran wild and free... then along came a colonel. I believe if you can't beat them, join them, but when they finally trust you and get comfortable around you, jump them and beat them to a bloody pulp. Real Name: That is not for you to know Real Age: Foolish mortals! Do you desire a painful death? I am now legal, that is all you need know. Favorite Films: Singin' in the Rain, Bringing up Baby, Harvey, and a lot of other black and white films, LOTR, Indiana Jones 1&3, Star Wars 1-6, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, PotC 1-3, National Treasure, Batman Beyond and The Dark Knight. Favorite Characters from said films: Don Lockwood, Cosmo Brown, Kathy Selden, Elwood P. Dowd, Boromir, Faramir, Eowyn, Legolas, Pippin, Indiana, Marcus Brody, Han Solo, Obi Wan Kenobi, Ardeth Bey, Jonathan Carnaham, Alex O'Connell, Jack Sparrow, Riley Poole, and last but certainly not least, Ian Howe, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Lucius Fox, Alfred Pennyworth, Joker, Harvey Dent, Jim Gordon. Fave Quotes: "Come rain come shine come snow come sleet! The show must go on!"~Cosmo (Singing in the Rain) "She's so refined-- I think I'll kill myself." ~Random Fangirl (Singin' in the Rain) "Can't that girl take a gentle hint?" "Haven't you heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself." "I can't get her out of my hair. This romance for publicity. . . ." "The price of fame. You've got glory. Little heartaches go with it. Look at me. I got no glory. I got no fame. I got no mansions. I got no money. But l've got-- What have I got?" "I don't know. What have ya got?" "I gotta get outta here!" ~Cosmo and Don Lockwood (Singin in the Rain) "You rattlesnake, you. you got that poor kid fired!" "That's not all I'm gonna do if I ever get my hands on her." "I've never heard of anything so low! Why did you do it?" "Because you liked her. I could tell." "That's it, is it? Well, I don't like her half as much as I hate you. (muttered) You Reptile." "Sticks and stones may break my bones." "I'd like to break every bone in your body!" "Donny, you couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy weensy bit!" "Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula!"~ Don Lockwood and Lina Lamont (Singing in the Rain) "Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"~Riley (National Treasure) "As you wish."~Westly (The Princess Bride) "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"~Inigo (The Princess Bride.) Completed Stories: Diary of a Damsel in Distress (LXG) Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder (LXG) The Mummy: What Really Happened (The Mummy) Pirates of the Carribbean and Dead Man's Chest: What Really Happened (PotC) National Treasure: Who Was Charlotte? (NT) I Got Over You--Or Did I? (NT) What the Heck? (LotR) One Shots: The Security Camera (SW) I Thought You Loved Me (PotC) What Side am I On? (PotC) Said Crimes Being Numerous in Quantity (PotC) Into the West (LotR) Abandonded Stories: What the Heck 2: Concerning One King Eomer (LotR) The Last Quatermain (LXG) Turn of the Century Fighters (LXG) Rick Gets the Girl (Magnum PI) Heroes Unite! (Heroes) Han's Baby Sister (SW) War of the Heart (LotR) No flames, please; for anything. Truth and Shadows: An Alternate LXG Role-Play- http://www.truthandshadows.proboards.com/index.cgi | |||||||||
1. Children of the Island » reviewsJennifer Miller is one of five survivors of a crash on Skull Island. When Englehorn's ship happens across them, they are rescued and start back to civilation. But the island has other ideas. Englehorn/OC. Jimmy/OCKing Kong - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-092. The Memory Will Never Die » reviewsRose and the Doctor were separated forever, right? Wrong. What if she got to go back? AU version of Rose's return. Xover with Flash Gordon.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 12-21-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.3. Personality Quizzes and Preferences reviewsAmusing revelations about Captain Jack are revealed when Rose starts asking questions from a magazine personality quiz to fight the boredom. This is what happens when you watch two seasons of Doctor Who in a week. Totally random.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-17-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete4. The Honeymoon is Over » reviewsCarol and Harvey are back where the last story left off. Can they stop Joker, Harley, and Scarecrow without destroying their marriage? And...will Carol survive her pregnancy? T for safetyBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete5. The Lady Thief » reviewsLorraine Skinner is the half-sister of Rodney Skinner, Gentleman Thief. She's been his partner in crime for ten years since the death of her parents. Tom/OC. Mentions of Mina/Dorian and Mina/Jekyll. T for safetyLXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 8-23-086. TMR What Really Happened » reviewsOk...I know I've got a lot of nerve attempting this again, but please bear with me and see me through at least the first few chapters. ArdethOC, RickEvy, Implied AlexOCMummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,922 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-18-08 - Ardeth B. & Alexander O.7. See No Evil » reviewsThe League are back with Caroline! Will Allan return? Will Caroline and Tom get together? Diary Format. Part 2 of the Caroline Neville Trilogy. T for safety.LXG - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,681 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 8-8-08 - Complete8. Ten Things About the Cast of TLQ »Title says it all.LXG - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,196 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 5-2-089. Who Could Ever Learn to Love a Beast? » reviewsWhat if Harvey Dent aka Two Face could find someone to love him despite his deformity? Post-TDK. HarveyOC. T for safety. The title is from Beauty and the Beast. It just seemed to fit.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-16-08 - Complete10. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder » reviewsCaroline is Allan's goddaughter and wants to go with him on his latest adventure. One problem: she's blind. Will she be able to help the league and prove herself? Part 1 in a trilogy. Eventual Tomoc with mentions of HenryMina. T for safety.LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 7-29-08 - Complete11. Diary of a Damsel in Distress » reviewsLina is the daughter of Abraham Van Helsing, and her world has been turned upside down. Can the League help? Diary format. TomOC pairing. T for safety.LXG - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 4-22-08 - Complete12. The Last Quartermain » reviewsKathy is Allan Quartermain's granddaughter, and an extraordinary woman. Can she overcome sorrow with the help of a certain League member? T for safety. Have no fear, I WILL complete this! Officially my longest fic as of now!LXG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,075 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 10-4-0713. Han's Baby Sister reviewsHi. My name is Mad Solo. It's a nickname, but in a few ways, I am kinda mad. Especially about this farmboy we just met... AU Original Trilogy. Han's baby sister joins the group from day one. LukeOC, HanLeia, implied Obidala. First of three stories.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-20-08 - Luke S. & Han S.14. 350 Ways to Irritate the LXG » reviewsTitle says it all. Just some silliness that Allan dared me to do. Now complete! Fear not, Freaky Darlings! I will do one for PotC.LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete15. Heroes Unite! » reviewsYeah...A buncha new heroes, blah, blah, blah. PeterOC, MohinderOC, OCOC, HiroCharlie AU version of Second Season.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Mohinder S. & Peter P.16. Letter to Readers reviewsJust an apology note. Sorry.Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-07 - Complete17. Turn of the Century Fighters reviewsYup, it's another LXG for the 21st century fic. WARNING: MAJOR spoilers for my current LXG fic will be in this. James BondOC and a few OCOC pairings. R&R! I Love Reviews! Skinner says hi. T for safetyLXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-0718. The Mummy: What Really Happened » reviewsMadison O'Connell is Rick's adopted sister, Henderson's exflame, and the keeper of Ardeth Bey's heart. When Imhotep is awoken from the dead, who will she choose? Rated T for safety.Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 7-19-07 - OíConnell, R. & Ardeth B. - Complete19. What the Heck 2: Concerning One King Eomer » reviewsHilary Calahan is an old friend of our favourite MrySues, Jess and Kate. Four years after their mysterious disappearance, Hilary wakes up to find her friend pregnant in Minas Tirith. ABANDONEDLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 5-3-07 - Eomer & Boromir20. Said Crimes Being Numerous in Quantity reviewsJack's thoughts before his hanging.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-17-07 - Jack S. & William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete21. National Treasure: Who Was Charlotte? » reviewsBeth is Ben and Kat's little sister. Prequel to I Got Over youOr Did I? RileyOC and major Ian bashing.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-12-07 - Complete22. What Side am I On? reviewsNorrington's thoughts just a few minutes and hours before his death. Sob!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-07 - James N. & Elizabeth S. - Complete23. I Thought That You Loved Me reviewsWill's thoughts when he sees Elizabeth and Jack's fateful kiss.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete24. What the Heck? » reviewsKatelyn and Jessica Stevens are normal college students. But then, they get sucked into ME to fulfill a prophecy. Cliche, I know, but my muse was getting so dang irritating. Boromance and LegomanceLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,278 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 7-12-07 - Published: 3-13-07 - Boromir & Legolas - Complete25. Rick Get's the Girl » reviewsTessa Magnum and Rick Wright have not always been on the best of terms. But when Tess finds out that Tom and Rick are accused of cowardice in the face of the enemy duriing 'Nam, she takes it on herself to clear their names. TomOC Rick OCMAGNUM P.I. - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 5-31-0726. I Got Over You Or Did I? » reviewsBen's younger sister used to date Ian. But now, five years after they broke up she still hates him. Will Ian win her back? IanOC Now COMPLETE! :National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete27. Dead Man's Chest: What Really Happened » reviewsChristine, Charlotte, Anne, Will, James, and Jack are back! Will Jack's marriage affect his agreement with Davy Jones? Will James accept his love for Christine? Will Anne and Will get married?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete28. Pirates of the Caribbean: What Really Happened » reviewsChristine and Charlotte Turner are Will's older sisters and Anne Norrington is the commodore's little sister. WillOC, JackOC, NorringtonOC. AU. Now COMPLETE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,497 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-3-07 - Complete29. The Security Camera reviewsAnother oneshot from ObiWan's perspective when he sees the security recordings.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Yoda - Complete30. Into the WestA angsty oneshot with Faramir and my OC Kathena. Takes place in the Houses of Healing.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Published: 4-25-07 - Faramir - Complete31. War of the Heart » reviewsKathena is an elf who befriended Lady Finduilas and raised her sons after her death. Elren is Faramir's cousin. She loves Eomer, but is engaged to Theodred. Faramir loves Eowyn, but she loves Boromir. AU. Warning: I have seriously changed the ages.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-07 - Published: 2-19-07 - Faramir & Eomer
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