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since: 01-13-07, id: 1196971, Profile Updated: 07-07-09
country: United States
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Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter.

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Random Update as of: 7 7 09
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About...

=Name: Lauren
=Alias: Pichu / Scision.
=Date of Birth: December 26
=Gender: Female
=Happy things: Sour patch kids candy, snuggling, roller coasters, Twister, human anatomy, suits.
=Bad things: Speckled or porous textured things, elevators, mosquito bites, hot weather, people who breathe loudly
=Favorite ffnet writers: Toothpaste Addict, Juliakerns5, CrazieDasie
=Friends: Kadaj Addiction (AKA Toothpaste Addict ), asianmuffin, psychobabe313, lunaleth, juliakerns5, irish-mexican, astral symphony, SWaddict1986, xirysa
=And so on...: I reply to 99 percent of reviews I get (: I love fics that are meaningful or powerful, but it's hard to keep my attention, unfortunately, for like, a thousand words and upwards. Most of the time, anyway. I hate truth or dare fics, and also fics in the diary format, and also people who drag OCs into the fics. I also hate it when people spell characters' names incorrectly.

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Pairings/Characters.

=Harry Potter: Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Fred + George Weasley, etc.
Fav Pairings: Sirius/Remus(otp :D)(SxR and RxS), James/Lily(JxL, LxJ)
Least Fav: Snape/Harry, Snape/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Harry/Ron, Harry/Cho, Neville/Luna
Okay: Draco/Hermione, Draco/Harry, Remus/Tonks, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Lily, Remus/Lily.
HP things I don't like: quidditch!Sirius, ooc!Dumbledore (except on occasion), Frank/Alice/Arthur/Molly in the same year as the Marauders, highlyneglected!Peter, constantlyimmersedinbook!Remus, madeup!HouseElves, French!Remus, blond!Remus, distantcousinsormadeupsiblingsortwinsofthemaincharacters!characters
=South Park: Kyle Broflovski, Kenneth McKormick, Craig, Stanley Marsh, Mr. Hat, Mr. Mackey
Fav Pairings: Kyle/Stan(KxS, SxK), Kyle/Kenny(KyxKe, KexKy), Stan/Kenny(SxK, KxS)
Least Fav: Craig/Thomas
Okay: Craig/Kenny (for some reason), Kyle/Cartman, Stan/Wendy, Craig/Tweek
SP things I don't like: Extremelyeffeminate!Stan, Extremelyeffeminate!Kyle
=POTC: Jack... Of course! Cotton and his parrot, Tia Dalma, Ragetti, Barbossa, Davy Jones.
=Fruits Basket: Hatsuharu, Ayame, Kyo, Momiji
=Final Fantasy: (Don't even play this game, but I can like the characters a bit, yes? 3: ) Vincent, Yazoo, Reno

Misc: My fic(or part of it), If the Cookie Jar is Empty, has been translated to portuguese here by As Inominaveis. (:

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1. Blue Bridges reviews
I’m glad you’re driving this time around, Remus. I can’t concentrate. Goes along with Orange Horizon. Not really a pairing, but very, very vague Sirius/Remus. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
2. Dust reviews
Of course. That’s how James and Lily must have felt when they died. They didn’t feel a thing. The only difference is that Sirius has a tiny ribbon of blood curling around his hand and down his wrist. And he’s still alive. During Ootp, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-08 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
3. Windows and Ocean Waves reviews
There’s no point in lying Remus sees through him like a glass window. An old window, framed strongly and decorated with shrouding, dark curtains, and still works but refuses to open.. Sirius thinks about James and Lily, and it hurts. No pairing, PreSS, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
4. Cold Toes reviews
“It’s not my fault Sirius, your feet are FREEZING. It’s like you have ice cubes for toes!” Sirius/Remus, all dialogue, 5th-7th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-26-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
5. Winter Trance reviews
Sirius shows Remus exactly why winter is his favorite season. Sirius/Remus, 5th-7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-07 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete
6. More Buttons, and a Tie reviews
One morning, Sirius is late... for breakfast. And his shirt certainly isn’t helping the situation. Remus/Sirius, 6th or 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-25-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
7. I Dropped My Toast reviews
Sirius really hates it when that happens. Not really a pairing. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-15-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
8. Me, too reviews
The other boy’s lower lip was white from being bitten, but he opened his mouth long enough to whisper: “I... hate storms.” Vague Remus/Sirius. 1st year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-7-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
9. If the Cookie Jar is Empty » reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-6-07 - Sirius B. - Complete
10. Orange Horizon reviews
Remus likes driving, but it's no fun on his own. Not really a pairing. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-11-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
11. Wasted Beauty and Bananas reviews
Remus got the sudden mental image of his Charms professor making out fiercely with that mangy, old cat, and shivered. At least he wasn't imagining them doing more explicit activit.. oh, nevermind, spoke too soon. Crack. No Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-31-07 - Complete
12. Tremble reviews
It hurts my soul to see yours, twisting and writhing and ripping, like the fragile veins in my heart. Implied Sirius/Remus. 6th or 7th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
13. Top Dog reviews
Sirius does not like losing. He HAS to win, no matter what. And giving in is not an option. Sirius/Remus, 6th or 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-20-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
14. The Marauders' Goose » reviews
Complete. A jumble of senseless but hopefully funny ficlets, where we find Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, and sometimes Lily or Snivelkins, in a Nursery Rhymelike context. Slight James/Lily, I think. 7th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete
15. Breathe Again reviews
Remus has never been a strong swimmer. His lungs are going to explode if he can't break the surface soon. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-13-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
16. Buttons reviews
Remus is missing one of his coat buttons. Or is he? Sirius/Remus. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-1-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
17. The Bald and the Disfigured reviews
Draco, Harry, Severus and Sirius. All fun. And games. And murder. And suicide and poison and... vanishing body parts? No pairing, just crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete
18. Cookies for Padfoot reviews
Sirius wants a cookie. Sirius/Remus. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-22-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
19. Believe In Me reviews
The mirror shatters, showering the wet, tiled floor and sink with thousands of cracked and shining slivers. The white of the porcelain is interrupted angrily by a mist of crimson. Songfic using All Around Me, by Flyleaf. Remus/Sirius. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-17-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
20. A Game of Cards reviews
Songfic. Nighttime by The Birthday Massacre. Lily finally decides how she feels after years of deceiving that James Potter right and left, leaving him confused till now. James/Lily, 6th or 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-5-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
21. The Hunter's Kiss reviews
Why... did I really think that... there's still some inkling in you right now... that still remembers?.. Songfic, using Hunter's Kiss, by Rasputina. Character death. implied Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
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