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Author has written 36 stories for Brothers Grim, Beauty and the Beast, Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge, Misc. Tv Shows, Scrubs, and Glee. Hey everybody, my name is Artemis, but I generally go by Artie (contrary to common belief, this is not because of my new love, Artie Abrams, although the connection does make me undeniably Glee-ful. You are free to face-palm at the lame pun now.) I am actually a fiction novel writer (click my homepage link for more info) but when a friend of mine introduced me to fanfiction I was admittedly hooked - fast. I've been writing fanfics off and on for the last couple of years in a variety of fandoms, but my current obsession is Glee, the greatest thing to come to television since... um... ever! I'm supposed to be taking time off fanfic to work on my actual novel, but the awesomeness of Glee has been filling my mind with about a thousand oneshot ideas so you people will just have to endure me being here a little longer. Because honestly, who can say no to Artie? (Glee Artie, not Me Artie. Many people say no to me, lol) Alright well I always get annoyed when people's bios are ridonkculously (still spreading the revolution, JulieD!) long, and I just realized that mine might have become one of the longest of them all, so we're starting from scratch and seeing if we can shorten things up a bit. From the top! Completed ~ Brothers Grimm Beauty & the Beast Drew Carey Show Moulin Rouge Scrubs Harry Potter Glee Coming Soon/In Progress ~ Glee Baby Blue Eyes - chapter fic. Five years after she vanished from his life without a trace, Artie is reunited with Tina by fate and finds out the mystery of what drove her away, and that mystery has blue eyes. Romance/Angst/Family. Future-fic. Artie-POV Maybe Coming Someday ~ Beauty and the Beast On Indefinite, Most Likely Permanent, Hiatus ~ Harry Potter and the Parody of Azkaban - a script-like chapter fic. Parody of the rather disappointing third movie, full of killer buttons, ghetto horseybirds, and heroes with the IQ of pocket lint! Three chapters up, (Hello, Light!; Killer Buttons of Obscure Movie Puns; and The Purple Bus of Doom) and I'm not sure if more will ever come because it's surprisingly hard work dissecting a movie scene-by-scene to find things to make fun of. Alright, hopefully this is shorter than the last one. After all, its not the profile you guys care about, its the stuff down below, so mosy on down and read (and review please!). Au revoir! | |||||||||||
1. Baby Blue Eyes » reviewsFive years after Tina vanished without a trace, Artie is still looking for a way to move on. When they are reunited by fate, Artie finally learns just what took her away from him that night, and that truth has very familiar blue eyes. Futurefic.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 2-2-10 - Artie A. & Tina C.2. The Music We Make » reviewsA series of unconnected oneshots and drabbles based off songs from Glee, all featuring Artie and Tina. Chapter 9: "Bootylicious"Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 2-1-10 - Published: 1-5-10 - Artie A. & Tina C.3. Jack and Diane reviewsEven though Mellencamp isn't your style, you sing it and when he smiles and starts to hum along with you, you slow down what you're doing just to make the moment last longer.Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-24-10 - Kurt H. - Complete4. Gloves reviewsArtie Abrams always wears gloves, happy yellow gloves. Because no one can hate a happy yellow, right? Tina Cohen-Chang always wears gloves, dark black gloves, because no one dares to venture into the darkness. And gloves are the perfect way to hide scars.Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-23-10 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete5. When You're Broken » reviewsA series of oneshots, touching on all of the times that either Artie or Tina has been broken and how the other was there to fix them. Chapter 23: "The next time Tina - and I - broke, it was from taking a look backwards into our pasts."Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,507 - Reviews: 238 - Updated: 1-18-10 - Published: 12-28-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete6. New Year's Wishes reviewsTo start off the new year, Artie and Tina both make a wish at the stroke of midnight. Happy New Year Gleeks!Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-31-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete7. Dance Dance Revelation reviewsEveryone is staring at me in shock. "Artie, you play DDR?" I can't help but laugh. "Yes, and I can totally beat any of you." And that's how our jam session magically transformed into an all out dance competition. Post-Sectionals, team bonding fluff.Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-27-09 - Artie A. & Puck - Complete8. Ordinary People reviewsAnd that's how I found myself taking relationship advice from a gay guy and the resident playboy of Western Ohio." Artie seeks out one last hope to make things right between him and Tina by singing it out. Songfic to John Legend's "Ordinary People"Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-26-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete9. This Gift reviewsFor their very first Christmas living together, Artie decides that it's time to give Tina a really great Christmas gift. Artie/Tina holiday future fluff.Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-24-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete10. It's A Wheelderful Life » reviewsAfter a particularly rough day, Artie Abrams declares, "Sometimes I wish I'd never been born." And there's one particular barking homeless person who's only too willing to grant that wish for him. Glee-ified version of "It's A Wonderful Life."Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,779 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 12-18-09 - Artie A. - Complete11. The Question Game reviewsWhen Artie and Tina decide to play a round of the Questions Game, they learn some interesting things about each other, and it leads to some exciting revelations. Drabble. Artie/Tina fluff.Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-23-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete12. All The Reasons reviewsWhen Tina is feeling down about herself, Artie is determined to find some way to make her feel better and ends up writing a list of all the reasons that he finds her amazing. Oneshot. Artie/Tina fluff.Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-21-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete13. No Air » reviewsWhen Tina wakes up in a panic and cold sweat she figures it's going to be a bad day, but what she doesn't expect is that she'll spend her entire day in a hospital wondering if she's ever going to see her best friend alive again.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,741 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 12-11-09 - Tina C. & Artie A. - Complete14. Lightning From the Blue reviewsAfter his reaction about Tina's stutter turns back on him, Artie starts to appreciate what he really had with Tina. He searches for a way to express himself and it comes, in true Glee fashion, through song. Songfic, Survivor's "The Search is Over."Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-9-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete15. Snow Angels reviewsYou know, I've never actually made a snow angel before." Tina is determined to help her best friend Artie make his very first snow angel. Extreme Artie/Tina fluff ensues.Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-8-09 - Tina C. & Artie A. - Complete16. The Perfect Pitch reviewsAs a little kid Artie always dreamed of being a baseball star. When his older brother Jack, a real ball player and everything that Artie has ever wanted to be, comes to visit Artie is faced with all of the dreams that he's lost out on. Artie/Tina hintsGlee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-8-09 - Artie A. - Complete17. What If? reviewsAs an adult, Artie Abrams looks back over his life and wonders how things might have turned out differently if he hadn't been paralyzed in that car accident. Oneshot.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-6-09 - Artie A. - Complete18. Fatherhood reviewsWhen Finn finds out a horrible truth about his child, he turns to the only person he knows who can guide and protect him. Oneshot. Now AU.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-09 - Finn H. & Will S. - Complete19. A Gleeful Thanksgiving » reviewsThree really short drabbles of a few Glee members celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday and thinking about what the holiday means to them and what they're thankful for. A little late but it merges with Christmas too. Will/Quinn/Tina POVs. Happy Holidays!Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete20. Back Where We Begin » reviewsA trip to visit their competitors for sectionals brings out a truth about one stuttering singer. Forced to confront the demons of her past, and her new friends learning them too, Tina must learn to appreciate what she has and where she started out.Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 11-24-09 - Tina C. & Artie A. - Complete21. It's Hard to Stay » reviewsI couldn't believe what she'd said, couldn't accept this new truth. My best friend, the girl I'd fallen in love with, had been lying to me for years. I turned away, because really it was just too hard to stay with her right now. Artie/Tina, post-"Wheels".Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 11-21-09 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete22. Beyond the Scars reviewsArtie Abrams has avoided looking at them for years, but one unremarkable day the scars of his past help him find understanding and friendship in the most unlikely of places as he shows another how to move past the scars and learns he can do the same.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-19-09 - Artie A. & Puck - Complete23. A Courage of Heart » reviewsNeville Longbottom had always known that he had a different sort of bravery than his fellow Gryffindors, but will it be enough to help him stand up against his most dangerous opponent yet: Love. Post DH, NL/HAHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-22-09 - Published: 9-14-09 - Neville L. & Hannah A. - Complete24. Our Crazy Ass Rollercoaster » reviewsPerry was only trying to help, but in his bad mood JD wasn't very grateful. When a disastrous accident strikes, Perry is forced into an awkward position. Can he get over himself enough to help? Without ruining his image? Does it really matter in the end?Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,509 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Dr. Cox/Perry & John D./J.D. - Complete25. Her Lie, His Lie » reviewsThis couldn't be happen. He could see it in her eyes, and she could read it in his smile. So there was only one thing left to say. "Lie to me." Two part songfic, to David Cook's "Lie." One song, two stories, two pairings, and two very different outcomes.Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-09 - Complete26. Neville Longbottom and the Mirror of Erised reviewsAfter getting locked out of the common room yet again, Neville Longbottom tries to hide from Filch. In the darkness he stumbles into a room to find himself facing the mysterious Mirror of Erised. What does he see reflected back at him?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-18-09 - Neville L. - Complete27. Our Just Friends Complex reviewsJD and Elliot are just friends and that works for them, but what happens if those old romantic flames start coming back? Will they be able to stay just friends, or friends at all? Jelliot friendship/fluffiness. SongficScrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09 - John D./J.D. & Elliot R. - Complete28. Her Very Cherry Mistake reviewsFrick. Frick. Double Frick. I hadn't meant for it to happen. And now the truth is clawing up my chest, just like the guilt. As long as I avoid JD "Heya Elliot!" FRICK! "How was last night?" Oh no, guilt's back. "I'msosorryJDbutIgotreallydrunkandIkinda..."Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-09 - Elliot R. - Complete29. His Expectations reviewsI hate it when he stares at me, like he can see my every imperfection. From day one he's expected nothing less than perfection. And I'll be damned if I don't try. I don't know why his good opinion matters so much, but I have to have it. It's my drug.Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-09 - Complete30. My Soaps reviewsI was enjoying my favorite soaps in the lounge when out of the blue, "Dr. Cox, why would someone like you watch shows like this? I thought you hated drama." Great, now I had to explain how an emotionally-crippled ass like me could endure soap operas.Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-18-09 - Dr. Cox/Perry & John D./J.D. - Complete31. The Inventor's Daughter? reviewsYoung Lefou had always been an outcast and more than anything he wanted a friend. He finds this in a charming young girl who is new to town and shares her fairy tales with him. He wonders, can he find his happily ever after, or does fate have other plans?Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete32. The Brothers Grimm and the Musical Enchantress » reviewsWhen an unsuspecting new ally resurrects the Mirror Queen she begins her revenge on the Brothers. Soon her rise to power turns personal and the Grimms must race to save her new victims, and themselves, before her spell is complete.Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,122 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 1-18-07 - Complete33. Just The InBetween Man » reviewsLewis has always been the man who women never look to for a serious relationship. He is outwardly cynical, but could he have an inner side yearning for the white picketfence life? And what about the woman who's constantly rebuffed him. Lewis/KateMisc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,621 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete34. Harry Potter and the Parody of Azkaban » reviewsA complete spoof of the Harry Potter 3 movie, full of humor, stupidity, killer buttons, ghetto horseybirds, heros with the IQ of pocket lint, and a whole lot of parody! If you thought the 3rd movie was bad then you'll get a kick outta this. HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 3-5-0735. Will You Wait For Me reviewsOneShot. A brief fic about Christian's life, set two years after Satine's death. Horrible summary but I can't say much more without giving it all away.Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-08 - Christian & Satine - Complete36. Tables Turned » reviewsWhatever happened to the enchantress? What if she was also forced to find love before her twentyfirst year? Under a very similar curse she is forced to seek love in the first man she encounters, but you will never guess who the lucky man is!Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,899 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete
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