rhapsodyflower

has now

finally decided

to update her profile!

SUCH ELATION FROM THE LONE CRICKET CHIRPING IN THE BORED SILENCE!!

What is up.

Considering the fact that you're reading my profile, I assume you have a slight interest in the person who writes the various collections of dribble listed at the bottom of this page. I am most flattered by this! :D

And so I shall introduce myself; it's only polite, after all:

My name is (car horn honking loudly). I will type my age in microscopic print here: .

For those of you who couldn't read that number, it's under 25. But really, unless you can read it (those who can KNOW WHO YOU ARE), you really don't need to know.

I live in (loud, horrified scream), a city located in the state of (millions of angry waterfowl stampeding).

Country? Gaze upwards, friends, and the cute little flag will tell you so.

And now! RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME!

1. I wear shoes.

2. I have tasted dirt.

3. I am unknown to those who don't know me.

4. Many things are afoot, unbeknownst to me.

5. My penname is completely random. I just like the way that "rhapsody" bounces off the tongue, and I felt so inclined as to add the word "flower" as a sweet, soft cushion for it to land on. It is not an anagram or a Teddy Gram. Use it, and I will commence to the suing process. Though due to low self-esteem, I will most likely quit somewhere in the middle of searching the yellow pages for a decent attorney. But still.

6. I am from the future. Not really.

7. I like to write, though sometimes, writing doesn't like me.

8. Sometimes, I watch TV.

...Er...

Moving on...

I have 2 stories currently posted (though there are more to come). There is my random Full House Oneshot, Waking Upwhich I just barely judged as being good enough to post, and my excruciatingly long (and still unfinished) What A Girl Wants story, Never Too Late. The are available for your perusal, and reviews are always much appreciated. If you are an author, you know as well as I do how wonderful it feels to have someone review your story, no matter what is said in that review. They have cared enough to read.

As of right now, I plan to update NTL very soon, and update again and again thereafter, until it can be brought to its proper end. :) And I say again, more stories to come - at least one in the WAGW fandom, I may add.

Ack, that's all I have time for presently.

Peace Out

Look at this thingy I found in someone's profile:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing yourbutt off.

If you've ever tried to scroll down on a story after checking to see how many chapters it has and then ended up skipping ahead to the next chapter by mistake and getting very frustrated about doing so please paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: rhapsodyflower,

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an etiquette enthusiast, please copy and paste this into your profile. Thank you.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

SAVE DARFUR! BUY A WRISTBAND AT www.SaveDarfur.org. TELL YOUR FRIENDS. CREATE A SAVE DARFUR GROUP! WHAT IS GOING ON IS GENOCIDE! STOP IT NOW! YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! DONATE TO THE CAUSE! SAFE DARFUR!

If you support the cause, paste this in your bio and add your name to the list. armageddon-incarnate, rhapsodyflower,

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.