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Hey! Whazzup! I'm RainbowWerewolf and a total Narnia geek! WHEE! Well, I'll be on my way...after I write just a little about myself! Fanfic doesn't write itself does it? No I wish it did though... Well, I'm gonna tell you about me. I love the Chronicles...Inkheart... that kind of stuff. I've got some fanfics in my brain that I'm working on developing...they're really good...but I think I still need a beta. I have one...but she never gets back to me. I really have a thing with reviews! I love 'em! So bring 'em! I get happy with like TWO! (like the copy and paster says...). I'll make an exception to flames...that is...if it will make the story better. I don't want flames...flames...like REALLY MEAN FLAMES! Flames that could burn a whole house to the frame! shmer
Faves:I love Chicken Noodle Fettuchini (sp?...I told you I need a beta), I love Roseart crayons...espically Purple Mountains Majesties. I love to bike! GO FAT CAMPERS! BIKERCHICKS RULE! ahem I love to surf the net...write fanfic...and other writings. I love to hang out with friends and family. I love nubby www.youtube.com/Nubby/Nubby dances to Fergie/Nubby Preview/Nubby at the Park/ At lunch I love dancing...the chicken dance! I love to make people smile...smile! Well, I must be going now...!
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If you think that a cannibal would wear a clownsuit to dinner, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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(Thanx to FantasyFan5 for these...I found them on her profile!)
~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. Oh yeah! Go weird people!
Okay, PM with more ideas for these things...OK!
MORE FUNNIES!
Q: How many ways can you cook an egg?
A:
poached, dried, Fried, Scrambled, Sun-Cooked (It must be really hot out there…), Cooked on a stick (How?), Hard-Boiled, Soft-Boiled, Omelet, Deep Fried, Raw (That’s not really cooking it is it?), Egg Salad, Egg soup, Deviled Eggs, Egg sandwich, Sailboat (My Bonnie lies over the ocean….So bring back my bonnie to ME!), Breakfast Jack (A what? I didn’t come up with this one.), Baked, Microwave (Don't put HardBoiled Eggs in the microwave...really don't try this at home. Thanx folks.), Oven, Electrified (A Natural Ben Franklin+Kite=Breakfast thing.) Egg Cup and Spoon(Although...once again...were not cooking it! Just eating it!), Egg drop Soup, Egg & Noodle Soup, Egg Salsa (For the SuperBowl!), Over a candle(credited to HeadWayUpInDaClouds--thanks!)
(PM me for more ways to cook an egg!)
Only in America...
(God Bless America...Land That I love...That is destined...for retardation...with the light from above!)
. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a
skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER--no, but do proceed(with cuation).
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only
time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
SCRABBLE!
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM (Yeah, I cleaned my room...)
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER (Ther are pretty good.)
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER (Blinded by the pretty lights!)
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT (That's sad. Charlie was a good boy...)
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE (wow)
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS (...--...)
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME (LAS VEGAS!)
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY (huuh?)
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT (I hear ya.)
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S (who came up with the alarm anyway?)
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE (got that right.)
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE (And we're missing San Franscisco, Mr. President. Queer huh?)
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE (And also...Thriteen plus 0!)And Last...and certainly LEAST!
DunDunDun!
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE (that's amazing. )
The Best 'Ships!
Prosper/Hornet (Theif Lord)
Farid/Meggie (Inkheart Trilogy)
Max/ Fang (Maximum Ride! P.S. I HATE AMY ROSE! Jumps around and screams like a maniac. My friend and I believe that Alexa Vega would make a good Max. )
Lucy/Caspian (NARNIA, Narnia!)
Ned and Nancy (Nancy Drew...would it be Ned? Or Nancy's+ trying to do the combining the name thing+)
...and
Doon and Lina(City of Ember)
I'll get some more...!
Oh, Dear!
More Randoms!
Favorite Qoutes:
Maximum Ride:
"I feel like pudding, pudding with nerve endings, pudding in great pain."-Iggy
"Um..no, you sexist little piglet." -Max
"I vill now destroy dah Snickahs Bahs!"-Gazzy
"I look like prep school barbie. (looksatmax) No, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just barbie's friend." -Nudge
CHronicles of Narnia:
"You see, the problem with making yourself seem stupider than you really are, is that you very often suceed."
Hannah Montana:
"Oliver, I love you like a goldfish, If you died I wouldn't want to flush you down the toilet, but I don't want to kiss you."
Thoughts:
The only thing bigger than your dreams should be your imagination.
Mental Health Week:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the
line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway. If yuo rea lsdexic, psres 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy
to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't
press
any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...
Description: Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're
all around you...1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what
is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!2) That backpack
of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support,
water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes... i mean
c'mon!3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an
band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal
immigrant has that many pets!?4) She's always on an "adventure" to
transport a "package" to some destination and is always being
stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is
so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of
Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisnessThe evidence is so obvious and
around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them...
Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if
it's the USA...
Theory on the end of the world: Now, don't get me wrong, I believe in God and stuff. I'm a Christian, but I believe that the world will end like this: (ROLL FILM)...1)Children under five sit in front of the TV watching Elmo all day. Elmo becomes evil and wires their brains to surrender the US to China. 2)China gets a hold of Elmo and all toddlers ban toghether to fight their parents 3)After the US can't take any more, China takes control. 4)With the help of Dora(see above), China takes over Mexico and South America. 5)Canada's easy. Then England, France, and Africa. Where's Germany...well, we haven't heard much from them in a while, and whenever that happens, they're always building up an army and taking over the world. So we'll just leave them alone. 6) Twenty years later, when the world is speaking Chinese and Childrens' brains are controlled by Elmo, Germany will catch up and we'll all go up in flames. The End (Cut back to reality)...Now tell me that won't happen in 20 years! Psh!
--me.
THE HARDEST PART OF DREAMING OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS WAKING UP.
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