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Donnie: "Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks. "
Mikey: "No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees."

Mikey: "Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

Donnie: "You're a claustrophobic."
Casey Jones: "You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy."

Donnie: "Anyone for stick ball? I've got a stick, you be the ball."

Trapped in time... surrounded by evil... low on gas.

It's really hard to play with myself in this thing.

Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.

You calling me a jive turkey?

It's like the Titanic but with bears!

Use small children as shields, bears like soft, tender meat.

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!

If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue.

Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.

When you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.

These eyes will deceive you, they will destroy you. They will take from you, your innocence, your pride, and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I see. Behind these eyes one finds only blackness, the absence of light, these are of a psychopath.

He who hesitates, masturbates.

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.