accidental.anomaly

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since	: 01-14-07, id: 1197861, Profile Updated: 10-05-09
country	: United States

Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, After School Nightmare, Vampire Knight, Blood+, Fullmetal Alchemist, Mortal Instruments, and Star Trek: 2009.

Holas.

So, I'm Amanda.
All the hip kids call me Pookie or variations of it.
Call me whatever you want, just not j e s u s.

My life revolves around the arts.
I compose music and perform it for clowns.
I'm a conceptual photographer.
I pretend like I can draw well.
And I write.
Oh, do I write.
Basically whatever my current obsession may be.
Anime and manga are my guilty pleasures.
I've somehow managed to become completely obsessed with Star Trek...somehow.
It's happyfuntimes.

I'm in college and I also happen to be a music education major. ;
I play clarinet, ukulele, guitar, piano, melodica, alto and tenor saxophone, and anything else you want me to play.
My father and I have started a band called The Barnkickers.
Look us up on youtube or stalk us at:
www.thebarnkickers.com
Also, I have a youtube channel now!
http://www.youtube.com/user/accidentalanomaly

I'm an aspiring musician and novelist.
Some of my stuff on here is old and badly plotted and full of typos.
This is only because I'm a very careless person; forgive me.
I assure you I plan on actually writing something other than fanfiction.
Eventually.
Anyway.

Read my shit.
Like it.
Review it.
You're great.

Current Work

Slight Sarcasm: If anyone happens to be wondering, no, I'm not dead. I'm still here, although I'm sure I've lost any following I had on Slight Sarcasm. However, I have a good excuse - I've just started college and it's quite crazy. Maybe hopefully possibly I hope I will finish Chapter 12 soon because it's so close to being finished, it's ridiculous. I don't know. Things are quite crazy. :

Star Trek oneshots: Basically, just some more of me being a dork. It's all just prompts right now and maybe a few sentences. I like little kids, so there will probably be some more Kid!SpockKirk stuff and some oneshots I promised I'd write for some people. Maybe some Chekov/Kirk fluff and obviously K/S fluff. I like fluff. :3

Anything else: I'm kinda spazzing Star Trek at the moment, so I'm getting no inspiration for other projects. But I'll try and get around to some other stuff. I'm going to try and spit out an Unwind story, for those of you know the book by Neal Shusterman. And also an Everlost story - that book is also by Mr. Shusterman. I'm currently and slowly working on an insane crossover, the main characters being German Shepards. I started like three pages of a Hana-kimi fic. We'll see where that goes.

I don't normally put notices up like all this above, but I'm trying to be a little more active with my updates. I need to start getting used to deadlines or at least something resembling them. I really hope that I get some more readers and much more constructive criticism. I really do appreciate it. I'm planning on becoming a novelist, so I only want to improve. Everyone just keep yelling at me for more.

Thanks!
a;a

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1. Slight Sarcasm » reviews
Humor and quite unnecessary drama is brought to the USS Enterprise in the form of Marco Santiago, a very homosexual, very Mexican, very lovesick ensign. And guess which half-Vulcan he has taken a fancy to.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 6-9-09 - J. Kirk & Spock

2. Clowns reviews
Spock means serious business, but Jim doesn't like serious business. He takes it upon himself to lighten this situation with a goofy present from his brother.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-6-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete

3. Stupider reviews
Spock, Jim, and day care. Let the name-calling begin. For tightgreenshorts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-18-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete

4. War reviews
Jim needs something to do. Spock obliges. Companion to "Sand Storm"; if you don't read it first, this one will confuse you. No slash, sorry.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-18-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete

5. Sand Storm reviews
Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 6-15-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete

6. Fire reviews
One hour. That was all Alec had to wait until he could see Magnus again. Note: This is a companion to "Flicker". Please read "Flicker" before reading this one.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-21-09 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete

7. Flicker reviews
Ten hours until they were to leave Alicante for Brooklyn. And Alec wasn't ready to leave; not without Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-10-09 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete

8. Falling Slowly reviews
He was more human than most people who had all their limbs intact. It was something Mustang had always noticed about Edward - everything hit home with him, even if he had never been exposed to anything of the sort.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-09 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete

9. Erythrite » reviews
Kids these days; they just don't know how to let it be.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,523 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 10-27-08 - Saya & Haji - Complete

10. Entity » reviews
I hadn’t seen him in weeks, now. I kept asking the headmaster, but he just closed his eyes, shook his head, and said, “Don’t worry about it right now.” So I continued to worry.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,543 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete

11. Medicated » reviews
It was a closed casket, but before that it was too simple. This one is oldddd as dirt. Give the awkward plot and typos a break; I know it's rough, but it's my child.
After School Nightmare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,317 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-24-08 - Mashiro I. & Sou M. - Complete

12. Recognition reviews
Sometimes one tiny event can alter a human's perception of hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete

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