Name: June
Gender: Female
Age: Teens
Interests: Japanese Anime/Manga, Cosplay, Fighting arts, Dance, Tennis, Ski-ing, Weoponry, Psychology, Japanese Pop, Rock/Heavy Metal, Goth-Loli/Punk/Emo Fashion, Make-Up, Hair Styling, Theatre Arts and Literature.

Personality:

To be honest, I'm a bit of a prat. I love to sing, dance and act like the fool. I'm a faghag, who is probably too accepting of sexualities and kinks, and I parade that around. I'm a fool who loves her friends, and gets bitchy about enemies. I'm the girl next door, the attractive one, who you later see walking into a lampost. I'm not all that keen on religion, and the only thing I really believe in is ribbons and sugary food. I like to perform Tarot Card readings and I'm almost never without a crystal or some good luck charm.

As for my writing, well I'm foul mouthed, so I doubt I will ever be able to write anything under the Teen Rating. I've got a bit of a funny mind, sometimes it spouts the most random things, other times it spouts the scariest, or if I'm in the mood... it thinks out a sex scene. I'm a sucker for Romance and Drama, but I always love a bit of Humour, I find myself reluctantly drawn to Angst and every now and then I'll write a gruesome Horror - usually when I've had too much alcohol or caffeine. I'm usually a guilty culprit of either fairytales or fucked up teen stories.

Catch me on DeviantArt: http://x-hidanko-x.deviantart.com/

Catch me on YouTube: http://youtube.com/profile?user=EliteAssassinBbz

On FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~xeliteassassinx

Or add me on Msn: lil_hypagirl0208@hotmail.co.uk I'm honestly a nice person! Talk to meee~

I can also be found on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ThePaddlingLoli

Le Gasp! I now have gone and gotten a LiveJournal! http://eliteassassin.livejournal.com/

Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (as stolen from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! America... you were just pwned

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget (This is brilliant, I read this on Daggets profile and thought damn I agree)

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

The Most Awesome Disclaimer Ever! (I didn't write it...and I forgot who I took it from...sorry)

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Stories written or in progress:

A Desirable Female: FEM NARU, CO WRITTEN WITH KIT. Sasuke, Sasuke when will you learn? Itachi wins over Naru and together they raise their legacies known as The Akatsuki Four, Konoha and Team Hebi beware, the Uchiha clan has been restored. BEING RE-WRITTEN

ANBU Elements, Trilogy: Join Naruto and the ANBU Element team, in an epic adventure of love, betrayal, friendship and acknowledgement. NaruRae HakuKawaii KimmiLlida SaiTayu. IN PROGRESS

A Love Familiar with Pain: Based on Dripping Love. Watch Naruto and Itachi counter the hardships of their forbidden love! SasoDei as well! IN PROGRESS

Bring it On Akatsuki!: Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'. Idea from YaoiRocks. ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Chocolate: Originally RPed by me and two other FF authors. Konan is PMSing, Pein forgot her chocolate and Hidan just can't seem to keep his mouth shut. ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Dripping Love: A terrible attempt at angst and love, spread the shounen-ai, ItaNaru is love! ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

My Gothic Lolita Doll: When Kiba buys Hana a Gothic Lolita Doll he doesn't expect to be caught up in a warped game. Can the Inuzuka twins ever escape this Hell Hidan's thrown them into? Anti-Canon. DISCONTINUED.

Only Eternal With You: A Smut fic with a small bit of fluffy plot thrown in. Dieing alone but with their hearts still linked. Can these two find each other again in the next life? SasoDei. Yaoi. Reincarnation fic. Written for YaoiRocks ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Romanticide: A story about brothers Deidara and Naruto and their move to a new peaceful village. The boys have to learn that to love others they need to be able to love themselves, and that not doing so is the same as killing yourself. AU. MadDeiSaso and SasuNaruGaa. IN PROGRESS.

Seven Deadly Sins: Seven dark one-shots, one for each sin. Each one-shot pairs Naruto up with a different character who represents the sin. AU. Yaoi. SasuNaru, NaruShika, ChoNaru, GaaNaru, NejiNaru, MadNaru and SaiNaru. IN PROGRESS.

Sexual Cavities: Deidara is sugar high and giving the Akatsuki complete chaos, so they pester Sasori into helping them subdue Deidara. The red-head has the perfect way to subdue the blonde... SasoDei S&M Yaoi. Written for YaoiRocks ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Vengeance of The Uchihas: A collaboration fiction with Miserable Angel. FemNaru! Growing up with the Sharingan and seeking vengeance. Itachi and Naru massacre the Uchiha clan, leaving only Sasuke alive. Training under Madara Uchiha, Naru and Itachi begin their journey to become the best of the best. ItaNaru It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4166493/1/Vengeance_of_The_Uchihas

Viva La Vida: My second attempt at crack, in my defense, I was under the influence of lots of different things. The Akatsuki group go on a shopping trip, and a series of strange events occur from there on. This is a birthday present fiction to Shinobi Shinigami. ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Sankyuu!~~ Your support means a lot to a Queen Procrastinator like meee~

June
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