UPDATE Nov 2009 - Alright...this is my plan... I'm going to be re-doing all my chapters in Hopeless in Forks... I'm hoping this I can clear up some confusion and might be able to get back into writing more chapters. Sorry for the delay!

Ps, If anyone wants to ask me any questions or find out about any new stories underway, you can email me at Misbah_i_khan@hotmail.com

About me:I am in 23 years old… I love reading and writing and have been a of fan fanfiction.net for years. I’ve never written anything that got published on the web…. I recently went through major surgery which I am still recovering from. So I've been house bound for a few months trying to get better... My pain relief is my story... My story is my sanity...

My favourite shows:BTVS, Angel, Charmed, Lost, Simpsons, Will & Grace, Scrubs, The Big Bang Theory, How I met your mother, Flashforward, Dollhouse, Ugly Betty.

My Favourite books:Heart on fire, Little women, Wuthering Heights, Shadow of the wind, Harry potter, Twilight saga, Anything written by Jane Austen, anything written by Shakespeare.

Favourite couples:Buffy/Angel, Willow/Oz, Xander/Cordy, Spike/Faith, Leo/Piper, Phoebe/Cole, Jack/Kate, Homer/Marge (haha!), Edward/Bella, Lenard/Penny

Couples who I find hilariously put together: Angel/Spike, Angel/Xander, Xander/Spike, Harry/Malfoy

My favourite quotes:

"If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it."
- Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights, Ch. 9

" You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -- Buffy

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” Jane Austen

“I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.” Jane Austen

“Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously... Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.” Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

“Terror made me cruel . . .” Wuthering Heights

“Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves." Wuthering Heights

“"You said I killed you - haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!" Wuthering Heights

“All the world a stage, all the men and women merely players” Shakespeare

“All that glitters is not gold” Shakespeare

“A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sortof way." Giles

Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.

Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"

Xander:" It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."

Buffy:" I wasn't going to use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I ?"
Xander:" The impertant thing is...you believe that."

Angel:" Your still my girl aren't you?"
Buffy:" Always."

WESLEY: “Angel does have a point. Spike has been unintentionally disapparating more and more frequently.”
GUNN: “Give him 20 minutes. He’ll be popping up next to you in the bathroom, making cracks about your- (realizes theirs a lady present, cuts it short, looks to Wes) Am I the only one he does that to?”

“The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business.”
Edward Cullen, Twilight

“I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”
Edward Cullen, Twilight,

“It’s healthy to ditch class now and then.”
Edward Cullen, Twilight,

“I’ve never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and it’s much more troublesome than I would have believed. But that’s probably just because it’s you. Ordinary people seem to make it through the day without so many catastrophes.”
Edward Cullen, Twilight,

“I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.”
Edward Cullen, Twilight,

Homer: “How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”

Marge: “Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.”
Homer: “Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.”

Scully: “Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?”
Homer: “Yes.” (lie detector blows up)

My personal saying "If you keep blaming others for your card dealings, then you'll never get the winning hand."

Also, I'm constantly on this website www.fanbbs.net Its excellent to talk about work on this site and any other sites. Take a look and see all the good discussions going on.