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Author has written 95 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Invader Zim, Avatar: Last Airbender, South Park, Harry Potter, Total Drama series, Phineas and Ferb, Dollhouse, Family Guy, Psychonauts, Captain Planet, Spectacular Spider-Man, Daria, Legend of Korra, Young Justice, and Animorphs. Name: In real life, Joseph "Joey" Richard Alte. On the Internet, usually JoeMerl. Gender: Male, in case the name didn't give that away. Birthdate: 8 February 1988, which makes me 24 and probably too old to be wasting so much time on this site. Location: Pensacola, FL, USA. DeviantArt Account: www.joemerl.deviantart.com. I'm hardly a great artist, but I like to think that my creativity and humor make up for a lack of aesthetic skill. Political/Philosophical Bent/Overly-simplistic opinions on complex social issues: Why do people put these in their profiles? Just to alienate people who might otherwise read their stories? Current Avatar: Dib in his weird shirt, from the Invader Zim pilot. My Thoughts on Characters: To me, interesting characters are what make an interesting show, so this is what I tend to focus on. I seem to have a thing for the ridiculously cheery characters (Keef from Invader Zim, Butters Stotch), under-appreciated sidekicks (Ron Weasley, Harry Osborn from The Spectacular Spider-Man incarnation), and well-written villains with interesting motives (most Gargoyles villains). My favorite characters are inevitably weird, geeky guys (I wonder why) or minor characters who barely appear in canon and/or never get any fan attention. I like them in part because they tend to be blank slates that you can develop as you want while still having a framework to work with. My Thoughts on Plotlines: I get most inspired by things I don't like; my stories are often rewrites or different perspectives on things from canon/fanon that annoy me, and I always try to deconstruct characters and plot elements that don't make sense to me. My stories are usually more character-driven than plot-driven; many of my fics are less "stories" and more just a character's train of thought about a certain issue or event. I try to stick to canon unless breaking from it is important to the story, and even my AUs largely follow the same basic outline of the "real" version. I mostly write one-shots and short story collections, but I'd like to get around to doing more long fics. My Thoughts on Pairings: I write a lot of romance fics, but I also think genfics are under-appreciated; I try to focus on other relationships too, like family and friendship. My favorite pairings are usually crack ships; I enjoy trying to make them work, seeing how others manage it, and it annoys me when only one or two pairings totally dominate a fandom. My favorite ships are usually the "opposites attract" variety, but I hate when people try to achieve this through OOCness, like getting two mortal enemies to hook up without any logical character development (coughmostZADRcough). My writing is pretty much confined to het. Pairings in my stories often feel vaguely on the line between romantic or platonic, or build up ridiculously slowly. MAJOR PROJECTS "Change of Plans" (Total Drama) A Cody/Courtney rewrite of the second half of TDWT, from "The Ex-Files" onward. "A Weekend at EARL's: House Party of Doom" (Invader Zim) A friendship fic about Dib and Zim's Computer, because my love of crack pairings extends to platonic relationships too. Should be about 10-15 chapters. "Death of the Dib" (Invader Zim) A long story set mostly in a timeline where Dib died during "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy." It's about halfway complete, but possibly discontinued at this point. "32 Short Tales About Alagaesia" (Inheritance Cycle) This is the first fic I ever published. I really need to get those last few stories done already. The Apathymorphs series (Daria/Animorphs crossover) An AU where Jane, Daria, Quinn, Jodie and Upchuck are the ones who must defend Earth from the Yeerks. MINOR PROJECTS "MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of" (Invader Zim) Each chapter is a different Invader Zim crack couple. "Total Drama Interactions" (Total Drama) Each chapter is a different "interaction" between two (or more) Total Drama characters, in stories that range from romance, friendship, rivalries, etc. "Paperpushing It" (Daria) Just a collection of one-shots without any general theme or updating schedule. | |||||||
1. Cats, Cast and Card reviewsTwo Mother's Days, set five years apart, see very different circumstances in the Taylor home. Brian-centric, one-shot.Daria - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-13 - Ashley-Amber T. & Brian T. - Complete2. 50 Words of Barch and O'Neill reviewsDo you know what the world needs? More O'Neill/Barch fics. Here are fifty super-short ones. Rated for some sexual references.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-13 - Ms. Barch, & Mr. O'Neill3. Introduction reviewsBilly Batson meets Cassie Sandsmark. Mutual squeeing ensues. One-shot, can be read as friendship or romance.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-13 - Billy B./Captain Marvel & Cassie S./Wonder Girl - Complete4. Change of Plans » reviewsCourtney wants revenge on Gwen and Duncan, and soon Cody becomes an unwitting part of her plans. Eventual Cody/Courtney, AU from "The Ex-Files" onward.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,999 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 2-23-13 - Published: 2-8-11 - Cody & Courtney5. Answers reviewsM'gann wants to hurt Kaldur. But more than that, she wants answers. One-shot, set during "Before the Dawn."Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-13 - Megan M./Miss Martian & Kaldur/Aqualad - Complete6. A Weekend at EARL's: House Party of Doom » reviewsZim's Computer and Dib work together to get a nice, Zim-free weekend, but when a battle of wills break out between them will Tak, Keef and the Swollen Eyeball Network interfere with their plans? DACF-Dib and Computer friendship.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-8-13 - Published: 6-18-09 - Dib & Computer7. Total Drama Interactions » reviewsA collection of short stories about the "Total Drama" characters, engaging in friendships, romances, rivalries, and other relationships. Current Interaction: Sam never expected to meet a real person like Dakota.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 2-8-13 - Published: 1-1-09 - Sam & Dakota8. MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of » reviewsGaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: TAGrR.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,135 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 1-10-13 - Published: 11-21-08 - Skoodge & Gaz9. Kids from 1 to 92 reviewsTen holiday ficlets about Billy Batson, based on ten random holiday songs. Set from around the time he got his powers to shortly before season two. Slight one-sided Billy/Cassie in one story. Complete.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-12 - Billy B./Captain Marvel & Dudley D. - Complete10. Paperpushing It » reviewsA collection of unconnected one-shots and drabbles based on Iron Chef challenges and other prompts, ranging from the serious and deep to the dumb and unreadable. Next story up: St. Patrick's Day sneaks away to see somebody special.Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-30-12 - Published: 3-20-12 - Ashley-Amber T.11. Total Drama: Each Character in Six Words » reviewsThe TD characters, summarized in six words each. A short, stupid thing I came up with for fun. Now updated for season 3-4 characters!Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-8-12 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete12. Apathymorphs: The Invasion » reviewsBook 1. Sometimes life is weird. Ask Jane. She was just walking home from the mall when a spaceship crashed right in front of her. Now she, Daria, Jodie, Quinn and Upchuck have the power to transform into animals—which they'll need to fight the aliens invading the planet! Unfortunately, for some of them the invasion has already struck close to home. COMPLETE.Crossover - Daria & Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,169 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-8-12 - Published: 5-3-12 - Jane L. & Elfangor - Complete13. Visions in the Moonlight reviewsSomeone is watching over Korra in the moonlight, and offers some advice from her own experience. One-shot, written for Borra Week. Slightly AU near the end.Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-12 - Korra & Bolin - Complete14. Over the Years » reviewsSet from shortly after "Tak the Hideous New Girl" until Dib and Gretchen's adulthood, a set of five inter-related D/G fics dealing with everything from trips to the mall to flights into outer space. COMPLETE.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-14-12 - Published: 2-14-10 - Gretchen & Dib - Complete15. Polluted Feelings » reviewsHe's greedy and smarmy, and desperate for something new. She's destructive and evil, with self-esteem in the tank. Equally bad, but good for each other. Ten Plunder/Blight one-shots and drabbles. Newest chapter: Excitement. COMPLETE.Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-8-12 - Published: 6-23-10 - L. Plunder & B. Blight - Complete16. Deep Feelings » reviewsMa-Ti admires all the emotions that Gi has below the surface. Gi admires the way Ma-Ti can see and express his feelings so easily. Their affection isn't always obvious, but it's always there. Ten Ma-Ti/Gi one-shots and drabbles. Newest chapter: Beneath. COMPLETE.Captain Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-8-12 - Published: 6-23-10 - Ma-Ti & Gi - Complete17. Cody Claus » reviewsAfter accidentally putting Kris Kringle in traction, Cody is charged with delivering all the remaining presents in Canada. Fortunately, another accident lands him some help part-way through his run. Cody/Gwen, some Duncan/Gwen. Complete.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,880 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-27-11 - Published: 12-12-10 - Gwen & Cody - Complete18. R is for Revenge reviewsWith Charlie's help, six-year-old Ron gets some payback after one of Fred and George's pranks. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-11 - Ron W. & Charlie W. - Complete19. Paint You A Picture reviews"You know, I once lived in a tent in the yard for SIX MONTHS, waiting for someone to invite me back into the house." Then again, maybe he was just missing the clues. Pre-canon, Trent- and Jane-centric, one-shot.Daria - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-11 - Trent L. & Jane L. - Complete20. 50 Words of Wetters reviewsHe might be dumb, but at least he's pleasant to be around, unlike most people. And even if other people think she's a know-it-all, to him she's just his smart, pretty girlfriend. Fifty prompts for the under-used pairing Butters/Wendy.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-11 - Butters S. & Wendy Testaburger - Complete21. Knew You Could Do It reviewsRon is having a hard enough time with Auror training; the last thing he needs is Hermione hounding him about it. Ron/Hermione, one-shot, post-series. Rated for slight language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-22-11 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete22. The Same reviewsDib thinks that Gretchen might be different than all the other kids in his class. One-shot. Could be read as friendship or romance.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-11 - Dib & Gretchen - Complete23. Looking the Other Way reviewsWith great power comes great responsibility, sure, but what do you do when your responsibility as a superhero conflicts with your responsibility to a friend? Peter's thoughts after the climax of "The Uncertainty Principle," one-shot.Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-11 - Peter P./Spider-Man & Harry O. - Complete24. Gazpunzel reviewsThe story of a nasty old witch, her equally-nasty tower-bound daughter, and a prince who will bring some sunshine into their lives, whether they want it or not. Keef/Gaz friendship/romance, one-shot. Image by BlueZebra8675309 on Deviantart.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-20-11 - Gaz & Prof. Membrane - Complete25. Just a Dream reviewsIt can't hurt you. After all, it's not real, right? One-shot, Ezekiel-centric, AU...but not entirely.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 1-5-11 - Ezekiel & Cody - Complete26. White Christmas: Best Christmas Ever reviewsThe story of how Dib, an angry little boy stuck in an insane asylum, had his best Christmas ever...and started planning an even better one for the following year. One-shot, AU, darkfic. Part of a round robin story on dA's Zim-Tales group.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-10 - Dib & Skoodge - Complete27. Selfish reviewsDuncan was so selfish. Not like Cody. Right? Cody's bitter, rambling thoughts after the events of "Greece's Pieces." One-sided Cody/Gwen and other canon pairings, one-shot.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-10-10 - Cody & Duncan - Complete28. Illogical reviews"It's completely illogical!" she said. "Illogical? Oh, senorita," he whispered, chuckling softly, "have you honestly forgotten who it is we are parts of?" Surprise crack pairing, one-shot.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-10 - Izzy - Complete29. First Day, Yo reviewsIt's Ezekiel's first day at public school, and he's determined to show his dad that he can get by without any problems. Of course, he's destined to fail, but at least he has a pretty new friend to help him out. Ezekiel/Bridgette, AU, TDI never happened.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-14-10 - Ezekiel & Bridgette - Complete30. Last Sunset reviewsYou can make the best of even the worst situations-especially if you have someone there to help you through it. Gwen/Cody, one-shot.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-10 - Gwen & Cody - Complete31. 50 Words of Phinabella reviewsFifty short insights into the relationship between an oblivious child-genius and the Fireside Girl leader mooning over him. Phineas/Isabella, slight Candace/Jeremy, one-shot.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-17-10 - Phineas & Isabella - Complete32. 50 Words of DATR reviewsDib will do anything to protect the Earth. Tak will do anything to conquer it for the Tallests. They were each other's biggest obstacle, in more ways than one. Fifty short Dib/Tak prompts, slight Zim/Gaz mentioned.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-12-10 - Dib & Tak - Complete33. Go to Waste reviewsGranted, Ferb's own efforts in Paris didn't pan out, but why let a perfectly good chance at romance go to waste for somebody else? Ferb/Vanessa, Isabella/Phineas, one-shot. Set just after "Summer Belongs to You."Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-10-10 - Ferb & Isabella - Complete34. Death of the Dib » reviewsZim has finally done it-destroyed his arch-nemesis, erased him years before he was even a threat. But then who's that new kid sitting at the Dib-monkey's desk? "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy" alternate timeline. Slight KAGR.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,078 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 8-6-10 - Published: 8-24-08 - Zim & Dib35. Moonlight reviewsToph sort of hates the moon, if only because she has no idea what the heck it is. One-shot, one-sided Toph/Sokka and past Sokka/Yue. Written for Tokka Week.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-10 - Toph & Sokka - Complete36. Box reviewsWritten for Taang Week, one-shot. Toph ticks off Bumi, but Aang is willing to fight his old friend tooth and nail to get her out of trouble. Humor, light romance.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-25-10 - Aang & Toph - Complete37. Git reviewsOne-shot, no pairings. A random, unnamed Ravenclaw student tries to do his Potions assignment, but may have a bit of trouble understanding Professor Snape's rules. Maybe some sucking up will help? Done for a contest on Deviantart.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-10 - OC & Severus S. - Complete38. Karma Circle: Alternate reviewsGaz is the boss and Dib has to deal with it. That's just the way the world works. Well...THIS world, anyway. Birthday fic for Dibsthe1, one-shot. Rated for language and violence.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-6-10 - Gaz & Dib - Complete39. 32 Short Tales About Alagaesia » reviewsAngry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 362 - Updated: 6-17-10 - Published: 1-17-07 - Eragon S. & Arya40. Nobody Asked » reviewsNobody ever talks to Dib anymore, though not for the same reasons they used to avoid him. But how do you answer a question that nobody has the courage to ask? Three-shot, post-apocalyptic darkfic. Finally complete.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 6-3-10 - Published: 6-2-09 - Dib & Zim - Complete41. Mirror reviewsVerminous Skumm sees something very ugly when he looks in the mirror. Not what you might think, though. One-shot. Rated T for language.Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-19-10 - V. Skumm - Complete42. Dreams More Possible reviewsBoth dreamt of redemption, for both themselves and the world. Based on the iPod Shuffle Challenge, ten ficlets featuring the never-before-used pairing Alpha/Adelle. Canon ships mentioned. One-shot, complete.Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-10 - Alpha & Adelle D. - Complete43. Feel Bad reviewsAfter beating the Planeteers and destroying a forest filled with endangered species, does Looten Plunder have any regrets? A short walk down Memory Lane may help to put things in perspective. One-shot, birthday fic for Plunderer01. Rated for language.Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-10 - L. Plunder - Complete44. Stupid Gay Conformist Prom reviewsHow the "South Park" characters' senior prom is likely to go if most fanfic writers get their way. All in good fun. Main pairings: Wetters, Demrietta, past Stendy. Various side pairings. One-shot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-8-10 - Butters S. & Wendy Testaburger - Complete45. Mutual Friend reviewsCody is friends with Gwen, and Cody is friends with Trent. Which, of course, puts him in an awkward position when the couple are having issues. Cody-centric non-angsty Gwen/Trent, with humor and a bit of a mystery.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-8-10 - Cody & Trent - Complete46. Consistency reviewsGaia says she loves humanity. Zarm thinks she's a filthy liar. One-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-22-10 - Zarm & Gaia - Complete47. Pamphlet reviewsAll of Coach Oleander's hard work meant nothing. Or did it? In the end, maybe that pamphlet wound up doing some good after all. A one-shot focusing on Oleander and Raz. No pairings.Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-20-10 - M. Oleander & Razputin - Complete48. 50 Words of ZAGR reviewsZim only cared about himself and world conquest. Gaz only cared about herself and her video games. Oddly enough, they also wound up caring about each other. Fifty short ZAGR prompts, one-shot, complete. Rated for violence, cursing and other themes.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-9-10 - Zim & Gaz - Complete49. Dreaming of a Weird Christmas reviewsEating too much Christmas candy before bed may be the cause of some unusual dreams. Oh, wait, is Cody SINGING now? Scratch that, Gwen thought, this is a NIGHTMARE. Crackfic, one-sided Cody/Gwen.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-26-09 - Gwen & Cody - Complete50. SATR Claus reviewsSkoodge just wants two things for Christmas: to spread joy and watch his favorite TV special. But as he treks through the city delivering gifts to his "friends," will he find anybody to actually spend the holiday with? Skoodge/Tak, one-shot. Cover image by InvaderZimFanNumber1.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-09 - Skoodge & Tak - Complete51. 10 Ezzy Activities » reviewsTen fairly normal activities, from the perspective of one very odd couple. Izzy/Ezekiel short-story collection, dedicated to Imagi and The Kobold Necromancer. Final chapter: Flying. COMPLETE!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - Ezekiel & Izzy - Complete52. Snakebite » reviewsBridgette isn't fond of Ezekiel, or of spending the next challenge alone with him in the woods. But she's going to have to learn to live with him, because if she doesn't, he might not wind up living at all. Ezekiel/Bridgette, Harold/Eva and other fanon.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,725 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 5-1-09 - Bridgette & Ezekiel - Complete53. 50 Words of ZADF reviewsWhen a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here and fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dib & Zim - Complete54. Evil Love reviewsA Heather/Justin songfic based on the song "Evil Love" from "Phineas and Ferb," because I'm weird. Published for Crack and Fanon Week. TDA AU.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-9-09 - Heather & Justin - Complete55. 50 Words of Heather and Harold reviewsFifty short romantic prompts about an evil, popular b!tch and a dorky but well-meaning weirdo. Harold/Heather, one-shot, COMPLETE. Rated for slight cursing.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-29-09 - Harold & Heather - Complete56. Dad Promised reviewsDib stays up, hoping his father will come home like he promised. In another time, a boy called Mem does the same thing. One-shot.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-21-09 - Dib & Prof. Membrane - Complete57. To Who? reviewsWhen karma strikes the Griffin family, they know just who to turn to for help. Well...sort of. One-shot.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-10-09 - Meg G. - Complete58. Mother's Day Doom reviewsA short, melancholy Mother's Day poem. One-shot.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-10-09 - Zim - Complete59. Surprise Party » reviewsOh crap! Duncan forgot Leshawna's birthday, and she is NOT pleased! But maybe his friends can help him make it up to her. Or not. Main Pairing: Duncan/Leshawna. A birthday gift for Winter-Rae.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Duncan & Leshawna - Complete60. Mysterion's Plan reviewsA short epilogue to "The Coon." After being put in jail, someone comes to visit "Mysterion's" cell. Even amidst startling revelations, things aren't always as they appear. One-shot. EDIT: Oh, wow. I predicted canon. Please see author's note at the end.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-28-09 - Kyle B. & Mysterion - Complete61. Anniversaries reviewsZim's daughter Amethyst wants a birthday party, but Zim just doesn't see the point. Oneshot, birthday present dedicated to Invaderzimfannumber1. Past Zim/OC.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-09 - Zim & Dib - Complete62. Handler reviewsLaurence never liked his old job Handling Actives. He would much rather work with real people...and one special one in particular. One-sided Laurence/Adelle, one-shot. Jossed post-"Spy in the House of Love," unless you use your imagination.Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-09 - Adelle D. - Complete63. Secret Admirer reviewsSomeone leaves a present in Wendy's locker; but who? One-shot, drabble.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-25-09 - Wendy Testaburger & Butters S. - Complete64. Crossing the Line » reviewsThanks to Heather's treachery, Lindsay is about to be kicked off the island...unless a certain techno-geek has something to say about it. Main pairing: Cody/Lindsay. Side pairings: Noah/Gwen, Ezekiel/Bridgette and Duncan/Leshawna. Dedicated to Winter-Rae.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Cody & Lindsay - Complete65. Getting Lucky reviewsGwen and Cody have a little talk after an interesting night together. Gwen/Cody, rated T for inappropriate silliness and double entendre.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 3-4-09 - Gwen & Cody - Complete66. TV Title Challenge: Cody and Sadie » reviewsA collection of short Cody/Sadie one-shots involving car accidents, an Incan mummy, weird arguments and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Side-pairings: Gwen/Trent and Katie/Ezekiel. Written for my own TV Title Challenge. COMPLETE.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Cody & Sadie - Complete67. Pimp reviewsTopher knows that he's more than just some kind of high-tech pimp, though Claire has a somewhat different take on the matter. Hints of Topher/Claire, the first of this pairing.Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-24-09 - Topher B. & Whisky/Claire S. - Complete68. Of Cards and Weenies reviewsGretchen is searching for the perfect Valentine's meat to make Dib notice her. But then she comes up with an idea just weird enough to work on him...Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-14-09 - Gretchen & Dib - Complete69. Use the Cords reviewsA random little drabble about a surprise crack couple.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-9-09 - Ezekiel & Izzy - Complete70. Mistress reviewsKreacher remembers his Mistress' life, from childhood until she became a screaming portrait on the wall of 12 Grimmauld Place. And he knows just who to blame for that, too. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-8-09 - Sirius B. & Orion B. - Complete71. The Way It Has to Be reviewsI have many secrets, my dear. And you're just going to have to be one of them. One-shot.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-09 - Tak & Keef - Complete72. Hold My Tongue reviewsFerb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 1-19-09 - Phineas & Ferb - Complete73. Endorsements of the Doomed » reviewsObama is an alien, Red is running against Purple, and Dib endorses Kucinich! All this and more in this bizarre collection of 2008 U.S. presidential election stories. Non-partisan humor. Final chapter: Inauguration Day! With robots.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 5-7-08 - Zim & Dib - Complete74. Perfect Opposites reviewsEven after she rejected him, Cody knew that Gwen was his dream girl, the closest he had ever come to finding his match. So why does he suddenly find himself falling for the most un-Gwen-like girl he can imagine? Cody/Lindsay, some Cody/Gwen, oneshot.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-09 - Gwen & Cody - Complete75. 50 Words of Ezekiel and Katie reviewsFifty random words about a seemingly-random couple. Ezekiel/Katie. COMPLETE.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-6-09 - Ezekiel & Katie - Complete76. Dib's Christmas Wish » reviewsA mall Santa gets some rather surreal Christmas requests. Now with a super-short bonus chapter featuring Zim!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-23-08 - Dib & Prof. Membrane - Complete77. Twelve Oneshots of Christmas » reviewsThe Broflovskis throw a holiday party, and of course, hilarity ensues. A new oneshot every day until Christmas. Some Stendy in one chapter. Chapter Twelve up! MERRY CHRISTMAS!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 12-14-08 - Kyle B. & Santa C. - Complete78. Best Present Ever reviewsCody throws a Christmas party, and some of his old TDI friends attend. Yuletide fluff, mostly Gwen/Trent and one-sided Cody/Gwen.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-08 - Gwen & Cody - Complete79. Voyage of the Doomflower » reviewsThanksgiving two-shot. The Pilg-Irkens have traveled light-years for peace on a new world, but they may need the help of the Native Earthlings if they hope to survive. Now complete! And only a week after Thanksgiving, too. Cover image by InvaderZimFanNumber1.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-4-08 - Published: 11-25-08 - Zim & Dib - Complete80. James Learns to Apparate reviewsJames S. Potter learns that Splinching is just one problem that underaged Apparation can cause. Humor, Next Generation one-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-4-08 - Published: 12-3-08 - James S. P. - Complete81. A Weasley Family Thanksgiving reviewsDuring Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 11-27-08 - Fred W. & Molly W. - Complete82. Dib in the PITS » reviewsA girl more chipper than Keef, a boy more crazy than Dib, giant robots and naked baby pictures-this alien-fighting club wasn't turning out quite how Dib had expected. Slight one-sided Dib/OC, implied one-sided Gretchen/Dib. COMPLETE.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete83. Not Gay for Pip! reviewsPossibly the first fanfiction ever where Damien is explicitly heterosexual-not that he can get anyone to believe it! Contains a bit of friendship, a bit of romance, and lots and lots of violence and cursing. Demrietta, Damien/Pip friendship.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 11-15-08 - Pip P. & Damien - Complete84. Tricked or Treated » reviews-"Diiiiiiiiiib." He froze completely, feeling his blood turn to ice. "...Mom?" Halloween story, rated for slight cursing and angst. It's also funny, apparently. Three-shot plus two "bonus chapters."Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 10-23-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete85. The Screwball Letter reviewsA certain moronic paranormal investigator sends his nephew an e-mail about the business, and why he shouldn't trust that "Dib" kid. Humorous one-shot, can be read alone or with "Dib in the PITS."Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-08 - Bill & Dib - Complete86. Namesake » reviewsOne name, two very different Irkens. Two-shot.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 9-10-08 - Zim - Complete87. A Bunch of Emo Teenaged Faggots in Love reviews...With Each Other. The boys stumble across a fanfiction site and try to make sense of a show with their town in the title. Reviews or flames greatly appreciated.South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-30-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete88. The New Phoenix King reviews/Crackfic./ "Yeah, uh...we're kinda here to overthrow you, old buddy," Sokka said. "Yeah. Sorry," Aang added, giving an awkward smile and a little shrug.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-22-08 - Zuko & Toph - Complete89. Lazy Boring Labor Day reviewsWith no skool and nothing do, the Membrane kids are BORED. If only Dad were home... WARNING: Pointless fluff, for those who like that.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-08 - Prof. Membrane & Dib - Complete90. Wet Skoolbooks reviewsGretchen and Dib have a nice-if awkward-conversation as the two walk home together. Tie-in to "Dib in the PITS" and "Just Perfect," but can be read alone.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-15-08 - Gretchen & Dib - Complete91. Just Perfect reviewsOf course Dib would start the club. And of course Keef would join. And of course, Gretchen is frozen outside the door. As usual. One-sided Gretchen/Dib, one-shot. Tie-in to my story "Dib in the PITS," but can be read alone.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-08 - Gretchen & Dib - Complete92. First Name Basis reviewsThere are lots of issues with Zuko joining the Avatar's "Gaang." Some are concerned with life and death, good and evil, trust and betrayal. Some, though, are just plain awkward. Set after "The Western Air Temple." No pairings.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-15-08 - Aang & Sokka - Complete93. Explodies! reviewsDib contemplates his Fourth of July depression and the true meaning of freedom when slavery seems so likely. Meanwhile GIR, not given to such philosophical pursuits, has fun making things explode. Exercise your First Amendment rights by leaving reviews.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-4-08 - Gir & Dib - Complete94. A Challenge reviewsGaz's love life confuses Dib. One-sided KAGR, GAGR and GAIR. Not Dib/Gaz.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-30-08 - Dib & Gaz - Complete95. A Weekend at EARL's reviewsWhen Zim takes GIR and Minimoose away for the weekend, Dib pays a visit to Zim's most neglected, nameless minion. Dib/ZC friendship.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-18-08 - Computer & Dib - Complete
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