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For the record, neither of us is dead or holy. Or holey. In any way, shape, or form.

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Upcoming Stories-Subject to Spontaneous Change or Neglect

(Title and story suggestions are welcome!)

Note: Most of these have been discontinued or are currently undergoing serious plot revamp. If you have any suggestions for a summary that sounds interesting, let us know. We will either work them in, or possibly give you the right-of-way to go ahead with the idea yourself.

Title: ?? Summary: Sarah and her best friend Jill are somehow sucked into the world of Harry Potter. But thats not all. Not only are they sucked into the unfinished plot line of Sarah's fanfic, they take the place of Ginny and Hermione! Sarah is in Ginny's body and Jill is in Hermione's! What will happen to Sarah's plot now that they're inside? And more importantly, will they ever make it back out since the ending is unplanned? Pairings: Harry x OC, Ron x OC; sort of Harry x Ginny, Ron x Hermione Rating: T Category: Harry Potter Genre: Romance/Adventure?/Humor?

Title:?? Summary: Heather and Dianna Prewett are twins that grew up together in an orphanage in France. When they discover they have long-lost family in Britian, they transfer to Hogwarts. What will happen when they become best friends with Ginny Weasly and get tangled up with the ordeal of the Chamber of Secrets? (A/N Heather and Dianna are the same age as Ginny, and are in her year) Pairings: OCxOC, HarryxGinny, RonxHermione Rating: T Category: Harry Potter Genre: Romance?/Adventure?/Humor?

Title: Maximum Ride: When Worlds Collide Summary: Six normal, human friends are kidnapped and experimented on by a crazy teacher at their school. When they wake up, they have new abilities and...wings? On the run, they meet Max and the Flock. Pairings: MaxOC, FangOC, IggyOC, NudgeOC Rating: T Category: Maximum Ride Genre: Adventure/Romance

Categories we write: (no particular order)

Harry Potter

Kingdom Hearts

Lord of the Rings

Maximum Ride

House, M.D.

Disney

Danny Phantom

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Current Stories

The Lycanthrope's Curse: In-Progress

The Truth About Love: In-Progress (Temporary Hiatus-Possible Repost)

The Skittle Fiasco: Complete

Skateboard Sweethearts: Complete

Why Danny and Paulina Should NOT Be Together: Permanent Hiatus

With Arms Wide Open: Complete