Hello there. I'm, Shay, the Ninja Frog and Weapons Mistress of HNM! But you can just call me Rae, Shay, Ninjafrog, or Froggy for short if such a long name/title/nickname hurts your brain, or you're just too lazy to type it out -like me-. Since I'm sure you're all sarcasmDYING/sarcasm to know more about me, here's my info-list thing. I know that you can't truly get to know me through this small sliver of Inner Me, but this is unavoidable as any one who reads this could be or become a murderer/rapist/kidnapper person, yes even YOU! So this is all I will probably be telling you about myself, unless I tell more. Simple enough? Oh, and to all you who ARE murderer/rapist/kidnapper people, all I have to say is, DON'T HURT ME! IT WAS MY SISTER WHO STOLE THE KEY TO KING GEORGE BOB THE III's CAGE! I DID'T DO IT!...I swear...

Name: Shay the Ninja Frog and Weapons Mistress of HNM (What or where HNM is, is classified information, so NEH! :P)

Age: Eleventy-three and two-thirds I think, kinda lost count after awhile, or we could just say I'm 15 for the sake of it, ne?

Birthday: Febuary 9'th (Whoot! Two more months until I'm Eleventy-four and two-thirds!)

Some of My Top Favorite Animes:

Naruto (!!)

DNAngel

Ruroni Kenshin

PhD: Phantasmal Degree

Dragon Eye

Kitchen Princess (XDDD)

Bleach

FullMetal Alchemist

Death Note

Tsubasa

Anima

One Piece

Destiny's Hand

Ouran High Host Club

Fruits Basket

Favorite Characters:

Naruto:

Tenten (!!)

Anko (!!)

Hinata

Shikamaru

Kiba

Neji

Gaara

Haku

Naruto

Lee

Itachi

Tsunade

Pein

Kabuto

Top Favorite Anime Pairings:

Naruto:

NejiTen (HELL YEAH!!)

NaruHina

KibaHina

I can stand mostly anything (except Sasuke) as long as it's not to incredibly stupid

Dislikes:

Neji anyone-but-Tenten and vice versa

Incest (GROOOOOOOSS!! And SOOO very wrong. Excluding the Hitachiin Twins because they're just to awesome. >,

Yuri

Yoai

Top Favorite Books/Book Series: (This is going to be a LOOOOONG list)

Beka Cooper Trilogy - Tamora Pierce

Song of the Lioness Quartet - Tamora Pierce

Immortal Wars Quartet - Tamora Pierce

Trickster's Choice - Tamora Pierce

Protector of the Small Quartet - Tamora Pierce (And yes, in case you haven't figured it out, she's my favorite author. Although I haven't been about to read her 'Cirle Opens' books etc yet. -_-)

Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse - Stephenie Meyer

Inheiratance Trilogy - Christopher Paolini

The Great Tree of Avalon series - T.A. Barron

Harry Potter books - J.K. Rowling

Artemis Fowl books - Eoin Colfer

Ranger's Apprentice Series - John Flanagan

Faerie Wars Chronicles - Herbie Brennan

Pendragon Series - D. J. MacHale

Dune books - Frank Herbert

Blade of the Flame books - Tim Waggoner

Vampirates books - Justin Somper

The Lost Mark books - Matt Forbeck

Winter of Magic's Return/Tomorrow's Magic - Pamela F. Service

The Land of Elyon series - Patrick Carman

Looking Glass Wars books - Frank Beddor

Uncle Tom's Cabin - Harriet Breecher Stowe

Queen of the Orcs - Morgan Howell

Marked - P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast

On The Run books - Gordon Korman

Child Called "It"/Lost Boy/A Man Named Dave - Dave Pelzer

Inkheart/Inkspell - Cornelia Funke

1-800-WHERE-R-U series- Meg Cabot

Blood and Chocolate - Annette Curtis Klause

The Warriors Saga - Erin Hunter

Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte

Septimus Heap series - Angie Sage

City of Ember/People of Sparks - Jeanne DuPrau

Left Behind series - Jerry B. Jenkins and Tim LaHaye

(There are, of course, many others as well, but I just included those that I owned and have read to date that I really enjoyed reading and many more need to be added but I'm to lazy to do so at the moment...)

Froggy's Favorite Quote's and Sayings and Random Other Junk (AKA RFQaSaROJ...er):

1. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and holds the universe together!

2. When life gives you lemons throw them back and say, “I wanted apples you idiot!”

3. A well-aimed apple a day keeps the doctor away.

4. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

5. Meddle thee not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

6. A friend will help you up when you fall but a BEST friend will help you up then trip you again.

7. A wise man once said, “I don’t know, go ask someone who went to college.”

8. ... An insane asylum for the sane would be empty in America...

9. If Billie Joe said breathing is un-cool, half the teen population would drop.

10. "We all live in flocks of socks- one moment we are in pairs- the next the dryer has stolen the other sock… DON'T BE THE DRYER" -Rachel Ross

11. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

12. Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.

13. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

14. Confucius says man who lives in glass house, change clothes in basement.

15. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

16. I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day.

17. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

18. Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that.

19. If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

20. I am not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.

21. Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!

22. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

23. Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

24. Tell me, where is this ‘bright side’ you speak of?

25. You have the right to remain silent...anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

26. Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

27. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

28. Attitude problem? I don’t have a problem with my attitude.

29. It’s all a pigment of your hallucination.

30. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

31. Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

32. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

33. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure…

34. I'm going to live forever! (Or die trying)

35. Well-behaved women don't make history.

36. When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing.

37. Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.

38. You are unique, just like everybody else.

39. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

40. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

41. Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

42. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

43. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

44. Ihts si het ubemnr fo itesm seoneom ahs ifurgde isht uto: 3

45. Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Throw the n00bs overboard, just to hear them SCREAM!

46. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

47. If you forget to pay your exorcist, you might get repossessed.

48. Why doubt that the moon is made of cheese? In fact... why not applesauce? I like applesauce... and pie...

49. "ALL MIZSPELUERS OF TEH WURLD, UNTIE!!" -My friend 'Kitty'

50. Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

51. In the presence of pie, there can be nothing wrong.

52. If all the world were a stage, I'd want to operate the trapdoor.

53. Behind every good man there's a woman waiting to pass him.

54. You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're probably right.

55. Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them - you'll be a mile away AND have their shoes.

56. Evee: "We're gonna die!" Jessie: "Shut up Evee, my drivings not that bad." Evee: -clasps hands together- "I believe in Jesus. I believe in God. I am a Christia... Was that a stop sign?"

I have currently written one fanfiction, although I have a few ideas for more and have started the first chapter of one such fic, but I have yet to post anything (as is fairly obvious I'm sure) but I'm going to try and kick my lazy bum into gear and WRITE! So if you have any questions, concerns, or otherwise wish to contact me, do so, because my parents are always saying I need more social interaction. JA!

...I'm STILL trying to kick my ass into gear!