I am nsisdazl, goddess of everything I want to be goddess of, all powerful, all knowing, all seeing, all hearing. I am deigning to grace you puny mortals with my immortal, glorious presence. Grovel before me.
Name: nsisdazl of course.
Age: 5,781 most of the time but you know, sometimes I'm younger like 5 or 20 or 437.
Height: How should I know?
Appearance: So beautiful that puny mortals like you fall on their knees with awe.
Fav authors: Sherwood Smith, Stephenie Meyer,Garth Nix, L.M. Montgomery, J.K. Rowling, Robert Jordan, Anne McCaffery, Robin Mckinnley, Rick Riordin, and many more.
Pet peeves about some fanfictions:
1. Mispelling of characters names. How hard is it, people, to spell correctly? If you bother to actually read the books you should bother to actually spell the characters names right.
2. Overdone plot lines.
3. Out of character characters.
4. Chatspeak. Ticks. Me. Off. Badly. Period.
5. TQDR (too quickly done romances) In real life, people don't go and kiss people and fall in love and happily ever after. No. Relationships go up and down and develop.
6. People who review like this: love it!11 update soon! People, give some CC, that way they write even better and you can "love it!11" all the more.
I think that's all.
Fav quotes:
Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
A girl is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she lands in hot water!
If it hurts to look back, and you're too scared to look ahead; look beside you for your friends.
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you are bilingual or more copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
“In the long run…we are all dead.”
- John Maynard Keynes
“A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.”
- Thomas Carlyle
“A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; a bad one tells us the truth about its author.”
- G.K. Chesterton
“Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
- Mark Twain
The greatest wisdom, is the knowledge that you know nothing.
The brave don't live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together... ~Carl Zwanzig
I don't touch a book by its cover. - my good friend Agent327(Now Queen of the Plastic Spoons) when we were discussing books.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
I hate my life. Why? I have a swim coach that enjoys pain.
There's not much to be said about the period, except that most writers don't reach it soon enough.
The sum of us are greater than our parts.
You can hit a person in the face with a haddock, and they'll call it a mouse if it's a mouse they want to see. -Neal from The First Test
He's not exactly the lightest feather in the stack.~maireadnesbitt on a guy at our school
Help! The cops are coming and we're not wearing seatbelts! ~Another guy at my school
Bibliophiles will one day rule the world! ~nsisdazl
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Suess
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses -Anonymous
Dying is easy. It is living that takes courage. -King Arthur
What is right is often overshadowed by what is convenient. -Anonymous
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. -Frank Lloyd Wright
Watch your thoughts, they become your words. Watch your words, they become your habits. Watch your habits, they become your character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny. -Cecilia Rego
Interesting pairs. . .
Hermione/Snape
Pairs that disgust me. . .
Remus/Sirius
James/Sirius
Harry/Draco
Dumbledore/McGonagall(They're teachers for heaven's sake! Not going to happen.)
Recently, I've noticed that poor Hermione has been paired with pretty much everyone.
Hermione/Snape
Hermione/Harry
Hermione/Ron
Hermione/Sirius
Hermione/Draco
Hermione/Fred
Hermione/George
Hermione/Remus
Hermione/OC
I feel so sorry for her. . .
Yeah, anyway, moving on. . .
The Way You Can Make It Onto My Favorites List
(It's a great honor. I have very high standards.)
1. You see the thing up there called "pet peeves about certain fanfictions"? Yeah. Enough said.
2. You have an excellent, interesting story plot and I enjoyed it and I think other people will too.
3. You can make it onto my favorite authors list if you have two or more stories that meet the above standards.
Q/A
So, when are you going to update?
When I feel like it! No, actually, whenever I find time in between projects, homework, classwork, school, swim practice, life, and so on.
Well, are you at least writing the chapters?
Yes.
News from nsisdazl
3/28/08
I've made a major comeback in my parody, Difficulties with a vampire boyfriend! Thank you reviewers!
Major news:
I, for the first time in my life, have gotten detention. And it wasn't even for anything bad! I was just reading in class. While the teacher freakin' WASN'T talking. I had finished ALL MY FREAKIN' work, and was quietly reading, while the kids all around me were not even DONE with their work were chatting, screaming, throwing paper balls, and in general misbehaving, I was the one who got detention.
ARGH!
6/24/08
Hey, I've just discovered a wonderful new author! Sherwood Smith. I'm surprised she isn't a bestseller. Go and help her become one! And I hate all bookstores for not having any of her books in stock! Argh!
7/9/08
I've read The Host by Stephenie Meyer and it is FANTABULWONDERIFFICLLYSUPERGREAT!! Go and read it! I've been rereading it for three weeks now, and haven't been able to pry my fingers away. Stop reading this, go read that!!
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