I'm afraid that I don't have much to say...

Well, my name is Kat. I am eighteen years old and in my senior year of high school. Next year I will begin college, and I plan to become an Egyptologist.

You can expect to see fanfiction from Bartimaeus, Phantom of the Opera, and Hellsing here, and maybe a couple other occasional things. I have odd and diverse tastes.

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1. Dear Bartimaeus reviews

Fear not, mortals. I have started my own advice column to help you deal with your normal, daytoday problems...though I wouldn't have, to be quite honest, if Kitty hadn't been pestering me so much...sigh. What have I gotten myself into?

Bartimaeus Trilogy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-07

2. Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping reviews

Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.

Complete - Bartimaeus Trilogy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-07