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jacksparrow589
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since: 01-16-07, id: 1200020, Profile edited: 02-26-08
Author has written 38 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Teen Titans, and Naruto.

Not much to say about me. I'm here 'cause I like writing fanfiction. I'm a living organism. I love anime, cartoons of the non-anime variety, and books. Music inspires my writing... A lot. I write with friends on occasion, though it's usually my partner in crime, Will Turner (not real name, obviously).

The penname comes from the fact that I just can't seem to stop stealing significant others from other people. Not. Will and I just weren't creative enough at Girl Scout Camp that one summer... And yes, that means that I am a girl. And don't you forget it.

I do author's notes a lot at the end of a chapter/story because I can't explain things inside said stories without sounding entirely awkward. If you don't like them, skip them. They're honestly quite harmless.

Please... criticize contructively. I could use it. Don't cuss me out. I don't like it when people do that. If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, plain and simple. I couldn't care less if you hate the stuff I write. If you think you can do SO much better, by all means, go ahead and write. Don't waste your time writing pointless flames for others' work.

I do tend to be a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to my writing, so I'm posting the stuff I've written lately (though I've been writing fanfiction since 7th grade), and going back to edit my old stuff.

Enjoy my stories if you will. That makes me happy.

Feb. 20, 2007:

Happiness! I found a new anime I like! Gakuen (uhhh... did I spell that right?) Alice rocks! I saw a random amv on YouTube, and I thought it looked interesting, so I watched the first five episodes today, and I loved it! I don't think it's been dubbed (or even licensed) but if anyone sees anything about dub licensing for it, I want to know!

Also, PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES! I want to know what I need to work on and what people like, (or even that they're just reading!) and it makes me nervous to see (and I kid you not because this happened to me) a story with 200 hits and NO REVIEWS. Please just take two seconds to type, "I read this." I'd love it!

Mar. 2, 2007:

I forgot to add something to the "about me", so I'll just add it in this little section.

I love to imitate things people say and do. My friend taught me how to say, "My socks are pink" in Japanese, and she said I had good pronounciation. My mom and dad have me imitate German phrases, and I take Spanish. I can put on accents, too. My best are German and Latvian.

Enough with the randomness.

Mar. 11, 2007:

I really should get a blog, but I don't want to. Too lazy. Anyway, I've been deleting old posts that no longer apply, just so you all know.

Mar. 29, 2007:

An update! Wow! Okay, I need to briefly explain something because I'm getting more and more ideas for it. It's part of a Royai concept I wrote a while ago, and, like I said, the ideas are flowing like something else I happened to have a few days ago... but that's beside the point here. What I'd like to explain is the KAIVERSE or, if I need to use it, the MAXVERSE. The KAIVERSE is a string of Royai stuff (Full Metal Alchemist rocks!) that I wrote. The first story I wrote for it was the one about Riza's pregnancy and Kai's birth. "How to Break the News" was the title, and the second chapter was "Baby Makes Three".

The KAIVERSE and MAXVERSE have the same background: There are many manga concepts, so things may be labeled as manga spoilers, and may have faux-memories of things that have not happened yet (and probably won't since I'm not Hiromu Arakawa-sensei, nor do I know what will happen next for any other reason). Somehow, the homuculi were defeated. Nobody went over to the other side of the Gate. Ed and Winry are happily married, as are Riza and Roy. We know about Kai already, but Max... Max is Ed and Winry's son. There we are. Long explanation for a simple thing.

AND ONE THING MORE! (As of one day and three exams later, along with some much-needed sanity.) The thing that happened to Havoc in volume 10? It didn't happen. At least, not yet. If something happens to change his current situation, then it will have happened. Go read the manga if you don't know what I'm talking about.

July 10, 2007:

Hey, Royai fans! Join in on the fun of the forum "Royai: Unutterable Feelings" in the ff.net FMA forums! There's only three of us so far who have put up postings, and it'd be cool to get a few more in there. You know you want to!

February 26, 2008

Wow. A ton has happened in the past 8 months, and it's just been really fast-paced and crazy. I've been working on some new Royai stuff: a series of long drabbles/short oneshots connected to the central theme of "Second Chances". As of this post, I'm up to 7.5 written, with 11 total ideas. so, 3.5 more to go, and I'm hoping to come up with some more. It'd be really nice to make it to 20. Once I get it going, I'd probably update twice or three times per week, but I don't know. Just in case anybody cares.

Random Quotes I happen to like:

My friend -we'll call him KK- insulting me: You're about as smart as a stump that's been rolled to the bottom of the sea and has been rotting there for twenty thousand years. In fact, all life that attempted to grow on it died.

Random Tohru (Furuba) E-card: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

My Brother, teaching me a cheer: Give 'em bruises, give 'em stitches, give 'em hell you sons of (school name here)!

Random Hatsuharu (Furuba) E-card: I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

Me (obviously not exactly awake): Oh, go jump off a lake!

Kyo (Furuba) E-card: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Gaara (Naruto) E-card: The only reason I don't like the world is because it doesn't like me.

My mom (about my coat-wearing habits, or lack thereof): Stupid is to retrospect as you are to coats. Be thankful you aren't in upstate New York!

Ed (FMA) E-card: Nobody dies a virgin: life screws us all.

Kyo and Tohru (Furuba) E-card: She may be an idiot, but she's MY idiot.

Yuki (Furuba) E-card: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film.

My LA teacher: Optics is in a state of thing...ness.

A random bus driver about people's lack of driving sense: Aparently, you don't have to pass an IQ test to get a driver's license.

Naruto e-card: Always remember: You're unique, just like everyone else!

Shikamaru (Naruto) e-card: There are two parts to wisdom: 1) having a lot to say, and 2) not saying it.

Random Internet quote: Love is... giving someone the chance to destroy you, and trusting them not to.

One of my favorite Riza (FMA) avatars: I believe "die, bitch," conveys my feelings accurately.

My CPR instructor (directed at the majority of the girls and some of the boys with long hair): If you're saving someone's life, they're not going to care if they wake up with your hair in their face!

Me: My stupidity came back to be useful! (long story short: we had to do titrations in chemistry and I kept missing the equivalence point, and one of my friends likened it to his missing the bus)

My religion teacher (as he's spinning the Catholic liturgical calendar around): You could get high off this!

Robin Williams (As Teddy Roosevelt in "Night At the Musuem"): I'm made out of wax, Larry. What are you made out of?




1. To Dance With the Devil » reviews
Aspiring composer Roy Mustang struggles against the clock to save himself, his work, and those he loves from being sacrificed to a deal with the devil himself. Can he find the courage it takes to outwit the devil, or will is a lost cause? Royai. AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 8-4-08
2. Eleven O'Clock Engagement reviews
Sequel to "Ten O'Clock Epiphany". Roy has become Fuhrer, but things haven't changed between him and Riza, and it's annoying him. Can he say what's on his mind, or will he fall victim to his cowardice once more?
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 7-29-08
3. Comatose reviews
Spoilers for and set during early CoS. Havoc is awakened by Roy's dreams. Roy, unfortunately, is not so lucky, and is unable to escape his most recent demons: the ones he thought he had left behind when he left Central. Implied Royai.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-15-08
4. Ten O'Clock Epiphany reviews
When Maes comes in for his daily rant, Roy realizes something very important. T for one word. Written for sheer entertainment. Hopefullly read for the same reason. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-08
5. Second Chances » reviews
A group of drabble and oneshot songfics, all around the central theme of second chances. Royai, sometimes angsty, bordering on tragic every so often. T for occasional mild language. Completed for now.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,240 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 3-21-08
6. The Message reviews
Happy early Royai Day, everyone! My gift to you all is a somewhat hastily put together drabble that takes place after chapter 74. There is Royai not in the lines, but between them, that's how hard you have to look. Anyway, please read and enjoy!
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 6-10-08
7. At the Beginning reviews
A sort of post CoS fic in which Riza goes to find Roy, an argument ensues, and things are then cleared up to an exent. Oneshot.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08
8. Love is reviews
Standing just before the end of it all, Riza remembers something that gives her the strength to go on. Happy Valentine's Day!
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-14-08
9. Resolution reviews
Just a moment or five with Roy and Riza on New Year's Eve. Warm, fuzzy, and very much hinted Royai.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 12-27-07
10. Things Go Bump In The Night reviews
On a simple mission, Riza finds herself fighting for her life, and must face the reality of losing. One shot.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 10-29-07
11. The Great Escape reviews
The annual Konoha festival finds Shikamaru wanting to stargaze, and Ino not letting him. ShikaIno oneshot.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-07
12. Who Knew reviews
Set post series but pre movie, Roy has left, Riza's feeling terrible, and Havoc's trying to put everything back together. Very implicit Royai. Not Havocai.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-19-07
13. The Edward Elric Guide to Life » reviews
A collection of EdWin oneshots that will tie together in the end. Fluffy, funny, occasionally slightly OOC, and very fun to write. Pre episode 25, but actually AR, due to some occurances. Please read and review! Rating for language. DISCONTINUED
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 7-18-07
14. Consequences reviews
A possible continuation to “Guardian Angel”, which should be read before this. Riza’s side of things this time. Rated for one or two words.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 9-6-07
15. Family Picnic reviews
For the Royai Summer Festival at fullmetalalchemist dot com. An annual summer picnic thrown by the Hughes family for Maes's military buddies gives us a snapshot at how Riza sees things.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07
16. SOS: Save Our Starfire! » reviews
When Starfire falls victim to an ancient experiment gone horribly awry, the Titans must rely on their own skills and powers and those of three members of the past to save not only Starfire, but all of civilization from a deadly plague.
Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 2-8-07
17. A Colonel, a Lieutenant, and a Wedding reviews
…but sadly not their own. Actually, it’s Fuery’s wedding reception, at which fun is had, dancing is done, and, hopefully, a relationship develops. Strongly hinted Royai. Just to make this clear, this is postepisode 25. Rated for one little word.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07
18. If I Could Find You Now reviews
Between the end of the show and the beginning of the movie, we see one take on what’s going on with Riza. Royai of the strongly hinted variety.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07
19. The Roy Mustang Guide To Life » reviews
A compilation of Royai oneshots that will hopefully make you laugh out loud, this is something that's been in the works since... a long time. Somewhat OOC just because things happen that aren't very likely but are generally crazy, but no lemon. Pre ep 25.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 4-25-07
20. The Time Is Now reviews
This is my guess of what would happen at the last meeting between Roy and his subordinates before the events at the end of the anime. Drabble in length, oneshot in spirit. And yes, I know they were not all together at the end. Cut me some slack, please.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07
21. I Will » reviews
A set of Royai drabbles going from episode 51 to maybe beyond the movie. Spoilers abound. T for blood and perhaps language. Inspired by the 4th ending I Will by Sowelu. Discontinued until further notice. Sorry!
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-2-07
22. Of Apologies and Acceptances reviews
A postmovie fic. Obviously, Roy feels the need to do some explaining, and, more importantly, some apologizing. Inspired by Relient K’s “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been”. Probably a little OOC.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
23. Perfection reviews
A little drabblish piece I whipped up. What does Roy want in a girl? The answer might just surprise you.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 3-23-07
24. Guardian Angel reviews
Roy finds himself thinking about Riza after a shocking event occurs. Hinted Royai. There will be no sequel. Summary edit 22 March 2008. Everyone knows by now, but I completely lied about there not being a sequel. Just in case anybody does not know.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07
25. The Bell Still Tolls reviews
A somewhat creepy poem that I wrote during religion today. It stands as the point of view for anyone, I guess. It's rather ambigous in terms of time and character, but it fits Roy and Riza to my liking, and I do love Royai.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-07
26. Cry reviews
Sequel to Scream. Takes place during that one scene in the movie... Y'know... With the running after the hot air balloon and the slight Royainess.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 3-11-07
27. Scream reviews
Roy hates to hear screams, yet a scream is the thing that saves him on that night... Implied Royai.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 3-11-07
28. Where's My Happy Ending? reviews
How to explain... Your traditional, somewhat dramatic Royai piece. Roy lets his mind wander and comes to a conclusion, and he acts upon it. Somewhat OOC at the end. You are forewarned. As usual, the rating is for safety.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-9-07 - Published: 3-9-07
29. The Catalyst Always Starts reviews
I suppose you could call this preRoyai Royai. Spoilers for chapters in the late fifties and early sixties. You have to read the manga to get the story behind this, but this in and of itself could not have taken place. Rating for safety.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-07
30. The Icarus Concept reviews
A Roy centric one shot and my Valentine's Day gift to you all, even though it's rather angsty. Does Roy fit the description of Icarus? Let's find out! General spoilers beyond volume four. Rating for safety.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-14-07
31. What About Me? » reviews
Yet another post episode 25 fic, this time focusing on Riza's struggles. It looks like she might actually lose...
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 2-11-07
32. An Unlikely Matchmaker reviews
I'm sure you've heard of just about every setup for Roy and Riza. Maybe you've even seen every one of them. However, based on a Japanese fanart I saw, I decided to write about one of the less likely ones. Post anime. Major fluff! Edited 2 March 2007.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 2-4-07
33. Happy Birthday to Riza » reviews
Two takes on Riza's birthday. The first taking place ten years after the second. Strongly hinted Royai. This one is OOC on purpose, but not by too much, I think. K plus to be safe.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-28-07
34. Havoc Meets His Match reviews
How did Havoc meet Hawkeye? AR, as I don't know what really happened.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-07
35. Because of Him » reviews
It was because he was gone and not coming back that those next few days were miserable. However, it's darkest only after the lights go out. After that, it often gets better, if only a little. AR in that Hawkeye stayed in Eastern.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-07
36. How To Break the News » reviews
She was ill, seemingly without a cause. He finally took her to the hospital. What they found out there would change their lives... AU. Twoshot. T for suggestive remarks and language later on.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-20-07 - Published: 1-20-07
37. Just In Case There's Just One Left reviews
Inspired by a line from Nickelback's 'Far Away', this takes place at the end of chapter 39. Al's P.O.V., and very strongly hinted Royai. Spoilers for chapter 5 or episode 7 and beyond. Character search terms changed January 21.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-07
38. It's What's Right reviews
Sort of a RoyRiza thing. Roy gets rather angry about a note, and throws a bit of a fit. Riza goes to look for him. Hopefully, character building ensues. Rated for one or two words and ideas that may be over some kids's heads.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-07
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