To add to her misery, Blood now has Pink Eye. Yay~~

Oh fuck...I was on the computer on saturday, when the computer BROKE!!! NOES! I fixed the computer. But I lost all the files. All those files...NOOOOOO!!!! I also lost all my spell-checker thingy. I am sad now. (Sighs)

Important annoncement! Saturn, Sia, and Saeka (Blood Blades and Demon Gates) have been removed from the computer for a while because Saturn's grades are poor (Saturn: I have a friggin' "C-" ! God, my mom is so friggin' selfish!) and Sia and Saeka are too obsessed with other things to get on the computer and update, so updating may take a while. Also, Saturn has been having extrarodinary anger problems for unknown reasons and has been quite irritable lately, causing her to be acting very OOC. Saeka things she may be close to snapping and going thru her journal, we have discovered a very disturbing rant that involved many cuss words and wishing that some people would die and her wishes of destroying humanity. So yeah, this could take a while. ' Sorry, guys. We're trying our hardest to keep all sharp objects away from her. Don't ask. Oh, btw, if anyone knows anyway to stop a rampaging girl who happens to have ADHD and Insomnia and may be close to going insane, send us an e-mail at brid4477@nm.nkcsd.k12.mo.us. Seriously. Help.

Yo, I'm Blood Blades and Demon Gates. Here's some info 'bout me:

Name: Sasha aka Saturn, and Kali aka Sia

Age: What, you think I'm going to tell you?

Location: United States.

Hieght: 5' 8"

Wieght: 137 lbs (last time I checked)

Annoyances: My sister, my mom, my principal, and the idiot who lives three houses down from me.

Loves: Comics, Anime, Manga, Brago, Wolverine/Logan, Hiei, Kaiba, Sasuke, Malik, Marik, Yami Bakura, Zolo/Zoro, Ace, Zabuza, Zaku, Kabuto, Zuko, Kurama, Youko Kurama, Sesshoumaru, InuYasha, Kakashi, Chazz, Zane the list just keeps on going

Right. Line thing is being evil. Anyways...

Favorite characters: Chiyo, Sakaki, that evil cat from Ghost Stories (Gotta love the evil cat), Wolverine, Hiei, Kurama, Youkou Kurama, Jin, Chu, Rinku, Yusuke, Cazz, Zane, Kaiba, Yami Bakura, Malik, Marik, InuYasha, Sesshoumaru, Kikyou/Kikyo, Shippo, Sango, Kagura, Kagura (Azumanga Diaoh), Kaguya (InuYasha 2), Kirara, Rin, Jaken, Zolo/Zoro, Ace, Sasuke, Kakashi, Zabuza, Zaku, Kabuto, Zuko, Lusia, Brago, Zatch, Tia, Anita, Felicia, The Sucuumbus from DarkStalkers, The two sisters from DarkStalkers, Miho Tohya, Hayasaka Erika, Ping, Largo, Dom, Ed, Piroko, Pirogoeth, Piro, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupetor, Junpei (Almost forgot my favorite l33t ninja!), Sailor Pluto ,Terra ,Raven, Starfire, Beast Boy, Zakuro/Renee, Pudding/Purin/Kiki, and everyone else I can't remember.

Favorite Animes/ Mangas: DarkStalkers, Zatch Bell, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Tokyo Mew Mew, Desert Coral, Ghost Stories, Chobits, Angelic Layer, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball series, Tomie, and others. I like to try new Animes and Mangas, so message me if you find a good one.

Me: Bratling, shut up and quit whining.

Me: Huh?

Sia: Saturn, shut up

Me: That's nice. Ask me if I care.

Piro: Actually, I was hoping to avoid that experince again. Largo: Come on! We got handcuffed by real mounties! That was cool!

Saeka: And you think I care because why?

Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles.

Miroku: It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my reiligon.

Saeka: Saturn, what the hell are you doing? Me: Absoulutly nothing. Saeka: That's what I was afraid of.

Me: OMG! It's the almighty Porn King!-Bows- Dom/Ed: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

Sia: I said fish, not tacos. Me: Deal with it, punk.

Me: I like fish tacos! I like them even better with ketchup.

Me: Hmmm... I wonder what a penutbutter, m & m, and potato chip sandwich would taste like.

Me: My stomach is indestrucable. MORE DEVILED EGGS PLEASE!!!

Saeka:...Right. -Takes off shoe- I suggest you run now.

Me: Cough into your elbow, dammit!

Omg! I see an omg! - I dunno. Can't remember. Funny, tho.

Me: Snow! Yay! Where's my Crocs? Saeka: Why don't you just wear your boots? Me: Because I'll slip in them! I've never slipped in my Crocs before, and I wear them every day! Sia: She's got a point, ya know.

Saeka: Why are we letting Saturn edit our profile? I thought I was the profile editor.

Sia: I thought you were the person who checked the reviews.

Saeka: I am. And you're the spell checker.

Sia: Why do you have two jobs?

Saeka: Because I'm cool like that. Saturn thinks up the ideas, you approve them or not, we ignore you, Saturn types it out, you spell check, I post it, edit the profile, and check the reviews.

Sia: So mainly I'm just the spell checker?

Saeka: Yup.

Sia: Meanie. OMG! It's snowing.

Saeka: Dude, it's been snowing for two hours. And It's suppose to keep snowing until tommorow.

We were born ignorant because we were suppose to stay that way- Saturn/Blood

Knowladge is a desease, amneasia is the cure- Saturn/Blood

She was born that way because she was suppose to be that way.- Saturn/Blood

Quit trying to change me, because I refuse to give in.- Saturn/Blood

School is just another word for hell, just as sociaty is just another word for dictatorship.- Saturn/Blood

Why bother trying when there's nothing worth trying for?- I dunno

Life is pointless. Get over it. Now go get me a sandwich a a Dr. Pepper, you idiot.- Fullblood (Saturn/Blood's darker half that appears every so often)

My blain is bloken.-Saturn/Blood, after she mistakenly said 'girl' for 'dork', or when she confused a taxi for sodapop.

Angel did it!- Saeka(Today, Angel coffed up a hairball)

Life is just one big dictatorship, and we're all idiots that are slaves to it.- Saturn

Welcome to my happy world. Now get your shit and leave.- The Happy song.

Shut up or I'll throw my english-to-japanese dictionary at you.- Me, to my idiotic friend who never stfu.

Eldon, shut the fuck up.- Saturn, after getting annoyed that he never shuts up.

Eldon, quit reading my e-mail.- Saturn. This should be obvoius.

Inu Chimidoro!- Saturn, who has recently been saying the phrase which means "Bloody Dog"

KC: Have you ever written a Lemon? Saturn: No. KC: Do you know what a lemon is? Saturn: Yes. And I'm sad I ever found out.

I am your doooooooom!-Me

Aww, nothing to much. It's just that my leader has a grudge the size of texas and is about to level a small country by the name of Markovia- Tsuki Hana, from one of Saturn's fanfics that she did want to publish, even tho it's probably her best one. Weirdo.

Saturn, you got ANOTHER detention?!- Jenni, which reminds me that Saturn has another detention as well.

Nah. Everything's okay. Saturn only drank 2 litters of dr pepper in a three hour span and is now on a massive suger high. Other than that, everything's just peachy-keen.- Sia

Dude! My Tamagotchi died and is now a ball of...something that looks like ice cream with legs, eyes, and a mouth!- Saturn

Can you tamagotchi not do ANYTHING?!- Jenni

My favorite bands: System Of A Down, Panic! At The Disco, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Tatu, Flow, Do As Infinity, ect.

My Favorite books: Harry Potter, Outsiders, Rumblefish, Eragon, Eldest

My Secret (Well, not so secret anymore) facts: I love to watch Power Puff Girls Z on YouTube, I spend waaayyyy too much time on the computer (Wait, that's not a secret), I swear I have a split personality, I love the Pokemon video games (Anime sucks), I watch too much Anime when I'm not on the computer, I have over 30 volumes of Manga, spending too much time around me may cause temporary insanity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZHqb_xzOrM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDputMfuk9Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0rxcCZJ-Aw

And I actually managed to find the first Naruto movie! If you want to see it, go to youtube and type in Chobits Ep 1 and then click the one in Japanese, then go to 'More from this user' or just click the uploaders username (Too lazy)

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Sasha's info:

Age: Not telling! Deal with it, you pervert!

Location: See above.

Hieght: 5' 8"

Wieght: 137lbs

Eye color: Green/blue

Hair color: Brown, wants it to be green and red. Yeah. She's wierd like that.

Hair style: mid-back when striaghtened/wet. Natrually curly hair. Always in ponytail. Always.

Favorite colors: Green, Black, Bloodred.

Style/Type/ Social Status: Emo-Goth, I guess. Sometimes acts Emo. Does not cut wrists because she thinks that if you cut too much you could die of blood loss and thinks it's a pathetic way to die. Considers self to be slightly Gothic, but not that much. Also considers self to be a psychotic airhead and has wierd obsessions with Skittles taking over the world, becoming an evil dictator, and possibly hiring an assasin to kill a certin member of the school board because he keeps adding rules and made them go to school when it was 1-2 degrees outside. Very wierd girl.

Do to the computer being crap, I need to save and work on this later. Damn flash crap...

Yay! Nothing's happening! Yet! I now hate adobe because I was trying to watch the Zatch Bell movie.

Prefered type of death: To die fighting.

Favortie soda: Dr. Pepper

Favorite foods: Ramen, enchiladas, Chips, Tacos, Spagetti, Ravioli, Chef Boyardee stuff, things that are easy to make.

What I'm hooked on now: X-Men, Zatch Bell, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX fanfiction Invader Zim, and the .Hack// series.

Hates: Snobs, annoying people, Kuwabara, Miroku, perverts, when she's paraniod.

Favorite webcomics: PPG Doujinshi and Grim Doujinshi by Bloodman, and MegaTokyo by Fred Gallager

Languages I speak: English, Year of Spanish, small Japanese, French, and other random langauges.

Native tounge: English

Alias: Blood Blades

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Sia's Info:

Age: I ain't tellin'

Location: No tellin'. Here now, gone tomorow.

Hieght: 5' 6"

Wieght: 125 lbs

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: brown

Favorite color: green and -shudders- pink

Style/type/ socail status: uhhhh, how about I just say this: Airhead, perky, annoying, strange.

Prefered type of death: Death by...pokes? Sia, wtf are you on, you whacko?

Food: Ramen, hard to make stuff

What I'm hooked on: Chobits and Power Puff Girls Z

Hates: People who smoke, global warming, and killer chipmunks. Again I ask: wtf are you on?

Favorite webcomic: MegaTokyo. Loves the comic where Largo got shot in a porn game. My question: How the hell do you get shot in a porn game?!

Languages: English

Native tounge: English

Alias: Demon Gates

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Info on the profile creator (Saeka)

Age: Ustedes aspira, bastardo.

Ummm, okay then. Let's just skip down to prefered death...

Prefered Death: Run over by a semi-truck carrying pianos?! You are wierd, Saeka.

Saeka: Feh, not as wierd as you and Saturn.

Sia: Meh

Foods: Grilled cheese sandwiches

Webcomics: Invader Zim Doujinshi at snafu-comics.com

Hooked on: The insanity of my psychotic friends, espesaly Saturn.

Langages: Enlish and mild Spanish, but is able to curse in spanish and say "You suck, bastard."

Native touge: English

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Fanfics we're working on:

10 ways to get yourself killed by Mamodos

A strange idea that Saturn came up with. Actually, Saturn usually comes up with the wierdest ideas in the group. That's 'cause she's psychotic. Anyways, the title basicly explains it. Saturn's thinking of a good chapter 4.

Pure Darkness

MegaTokyo crossover with Zatch Bell. What if Miho Tohya was a Mamodo? What if she knew Brago? What if Sherrie knew Erika? What if Erika and Miho were partners in the Mamodo battle?

That's basicly all we have for that story. We have chapter one ready for action, but we're still working on ideas. And Saturn keeps hogging the keyboard/computer. Well, guess that's no surprise. She spends way to much time on here and not enough on homework. And that's why she's failing science. And math. Anyways, we're still working on ideas. PM us ideas or if you just want to chat.

Saturn: Move over! Today is Friday! New megatokyo comic at megatokyo.com!

Saeka: -sweatdrops- somebody kill me...

Sia: -takes out dagger-

Saeka: Not literaly!

Chobits: Zatch Bell & MegaTokyo Style!

We haven't worked on a summery yet, but Saturn has basicly come up with this:

Brago plays the part of Heidiki in this odd story with Miho being Chii. But this is only the beggining. The landlady is Sherrie, the Teacher is Megumi, Brago now works at MegaGamers, Kiyo is Brago's nieghbor, Largo is his Persocom, and Miho gets kiddnaped by Dr. Riddles, whoes Persocom is Piro, and the two strange people that pop up everynow and then are Zofis and Koko! Chapter one is still being worked on. It's going to be a 26 chapter story, one chapter for each episode of Chobits. And did I mention that the boy genius was Wonrei and his Persocom was Li-Yen? The terror!

Randomness with Gir

Yay! Gir! Gir meets other people and makes obseravtions about them.

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Due to a wierd request from Saturn (Blood), I get to put up our personality traits. Yay.

Saturn's Personality traits: Wierd, random, says strange things in Spanish, can be kind of violent, loves to torture her little sister, Dr Pepper addict, not a morning person, says she has a split personality, has an indestructable stomach, hates being sick, loves skipping school, finds self inflicted pain amusing (Including if she falls, slips, does something stupid, ect.), has a wierd liking for Camouflage, rarely wears skirts, loves to be messy, room is a total mess, room has pictures posted all of the walls, doesn't complain all that much (She has the smallest room and a broken bed.), likes to eat, when sad she goes onto the computer or reads or plays her game boy, can get mad over the smallest things (She was angry earlier. Something about always having to give stuff up or something), has insomnia and ADHD, hates the heat and the cold, loves snow, likes to swim, loves soccer, hates basketball, will tolerate volley ball, can sometimes go into a byserck stage where she does weird stuuff (Last time that happened she was in second grade. Kept ramming her head into parents' door. Was hogtied with socks until she minorly calmed down. lol), hates being late, always has an excuse for stuff, likes fire, likes explosions, likes to blow up stuff, likes disections, Science teacher called her crazy, loves to draw.

Sia's Personality Traits: Random, loves Gaara, total prep, makes me want to hit her, can spot out stuff that me and Saturn miss, is usually against the wierd pairings that Saturn comes up with (Like Saturn's Brago X Miho idea. And her Hiei X Hikaru idea.) but sometimes likes the ideas or we just push the ideas on her till she likes them, hates horror (Unlike me and Saturn), loves romance (Unlike me and Saturn. Well, we like romance, but we don't like chick flicks. Saturn likes Action, Comedy, Horror, and Sci-fi. I just like Horror, Comedy, and Action), and is totaly a hippy (No offense).

Saeka's (My) Personality traits: Calm, resorseful, not totaly insane like her friends. Loves odd pairings.

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Due to another wierd request by Saturn (Stupid girl), I have to give you info on her favorite female character from Mega Tokyo: Miho Tohya. As you may know, if you've read this whole thing, Miho Tohya may appear in a fic soon with a pairing with Brago. It was actually a pairing that Sia approved. Saturn came up with it. I just stood there and sweatdropped.

Name: Miho Tohya

Age: 14-16

Eye Color: Yellow-Gold

Hair color: Dark purple

Hair style: "Hacked mercilessly short" with ribbons.

Style/Type/Socail Status: Dark and Gothic. Rarely smiles. Kind of creepy. Likes video games and once hack a massively multiplayer online role playing game: MMORPG. The game was called End Games and was like runescape/battleon and was in a fuedal era. She played as a boy character. Frequently sick. Skips school. Has fainting spells. Is a 'Magical Girl' and can walk on telephone wires and sit on telephone poles. Has few friends. One of her friends is a play station acsessory by the name of Ping (It's a robot-girl). Loner.

Pictures of Miho Tohya:

Miho apears in many comics, but I have the perfect place for you to go if you want to see what she like. Many pics of her. Link:

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=5585547

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Yay. Now Saturn wants me to type up the rest of the MegaTokyo character's info. I think I'll do this later.

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Saeka: Hey, Demon?

Demon: yeah?

Saeka: Have you noticed that there are absolutely NO smokerOC stories on ANY site?

Demon: Yea.

Saeka: Depressing, huh?

Demon: -nods sadly-

Saeka: In fact, there's hardly any stories at all.

Saturn: Hii!!! Whatcha doin'?

Saeka: Gah! Keep your evil eye away from us!

Smoker: Did I hear my name?

Minna: No~~~~