| ExistentialistPinapple |
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts. real name: why would i tell you that? penname: recently changed from blackangelwings73 to YaoiZombie to ExistentialistPinapple birthday: august 26, 1994 age: i think you can do the math sex: female sexuality: i used to go to a school that was very close minded, so i didn't have much room to explore. i recently started attending the public school in my life and right now i'm wavering towards bi hair color: kinda a honey blonde, but a shade darker eye color: tends to change from teal to indigo deppending on my mood hobbies: spending hours upon hours of time reading fanfictions; doodling on the inside of my notebooks; selling my anime-style characters and doodles to my suckers- i mean friends ; reading; annoying my sister while trying not to kill her sports: i do archery and air pistol/rifle competitively and i'm looking into shotgun fav bands: my chemical romance; sum 41; pillar; shinedown fav color: hmmmmm... those really dark purples that some people mistake for black but i know better fav animal: i like frogs, but if i could have any pet, it would have to be a tarantula hate: pink (its the stereotyping that comes with it); homophobes; people who can't use proper english (i understand people who have english as a side language, but if you don't say it, i'll most likely to get really pissed and stop reading your story); my sister's know-it-all attitude, seriously! i'm the older sister by 4 years, and i know way more than you do, not to mention my experience with people. being the person everyone tells secrets lets you get to know people and actions that go with moods and personalities. sorry, rant time over); crayola washable markers (they're out to get me and destroy all of my projects that i need to ace to pass!!) like: a good book/fanfic; prismacolor; art; yaoi; zombies; Pluto (the planet); Woodstock (the bird); going on completely random and crazy rants when talking to the voices in my head, who are actually pretty nice and tend to help my stories, except usagi-chan, cause sometimes i swear she's out to kill me with all her random ideas...blah blah blah... i have decided to delete all my stories because when i looked back at them they seemd mary-sue-ish. so sue me, all you'll get is the 2 dollars to my name! LINELINELINELINELINELINE Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, TrueWinolo, MagCat, Corporal Scarlett, The Tate Twins, DormantHeart,Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Skelex The Dark Avenger, YaoiZombie 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it was wasn't cool to breath anymore. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Fake friends: never ask for food real friends: are the reason you have no food Fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wads wrong real friends:would sit next to you sayin "Damn...we fucked up...but shit that was fun." I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a tendency to rant then copy this onto your profile 98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard/bitch, copy and paste this in your profile. Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, YaoiZombie If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile (V) Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (although I have to admit I'm the sort of person that usually loses...) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (cloverfield!) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Gaara!) Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile You know when you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends... 9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Sabaku no Rebecca (OMG Gaara needs to exist! GAARA I NEEED YOUUU!!) YaoiZombie(i agree w/ Sabaku no Rebecca) If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. i don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile\ if your friends are perverted but you love them anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile LINELINELINELINELINELINELIN Fav. Quotes: me:so i went onto gaia last night and on a chat room i met this guy who said he was gonna get drunk and i'm like 'beer is for imbeciles' and he's like 'you need to get a life' and i'm like 'NEVER!!'. -me talking to a friend during a sugar rush(twix and m&m's have that effect on me) LINELINELINELINELINELINE "The Big Question if i were ment to live why do i die a little more everyday? if i was ment to move, why am i so numb? if i was ment to love, why do i hate? now see, if i were meant to be anyhting else, i wouldn't be me. or would i? if i were meant to be something else, i am something else. but in being something else, am i me?" ~Becca (this is by my very close friend and this is her work, she said i could put it up here. the deepness truly touches me and if you copy and paste this say that it is by a friend of YaoiZombie. this is what the original looks like. she has made an "The Answer" but i haven't gotten a copy yet and probably never will because when we graduated from middle school, she went to a different high) LINELINELINELINELINE THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... LINELINELINELINELINELINE I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. | |||||||
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