POSTING TIMES

Saturdays at 2 pm - or - Fridays at 6 pm (I usually post one chapter every week)

4/13/08 UPDATE: Hey there chummies long time no sign in and bother to use this site. I've finished my beautious stories YAY so you don't have to wait much longer. Oh wait, you do. Because it's spring & if I started posting a story now I'll have to post into summer and that sucks balls because too many stories are posted in summer and you get no views. But I have to start posting before the movie comes out because there'll be a HUGE wave of people posting after that, you know, cuz of popularity and all. And I wouldn't have to worry about any of this if I'd just posted sooner but...I'm too lazy. So I'm gonna start posting late august and maybe even overlap story posting, much as I hate to do that, but worry not, o my brothers, because you humble narrator here is on top of posting! I've found an effiecient way to get views and yadda yadda to maximize popularity (yeah, i'm evil like that) which should make multiple story posting more pleasant for both you and me. P.S. WHO EVEN REALLY READS WHAT I WRITE HERE?!

12/8/07 UPDATE: Hey guys I know I've been slacking in my writing. I haven't updated in MONTHS and the last, like...four chapters I've written for Barnes & Noble Blues have been absolute crap. You all probably think my story's going nowhere and I'm just pulling tricks out of my ass. I promise the story will be better, I'm re-writing my chapters, re-uploading them, and revising all my work before I finish the story. Also, I'm in the process of writing two new stories, one which is temporarily titled War Stories and the other which is completely unnamed. I do have an idea for it...I have to get farther in the story before that title is definite. Hang tight for awhile, guys, I promise everything will be much better soon!

1/21/08 UPDATE: So I'm having a blast going back and reading the Twilight series. There's a lot that I'm thinking of using in my Untitled story, like the smaller characters Austin Marks and Katie Marshall, not to mention our little star, Lee Stephens. And as for War Stories, that's coming along swimmingly. This one is fun for me because I get to incorporate a lot of things from World War One, my absolute favorite war. It's a bit sad though...with some violence, so that may have to be a higher rating than I usually use, though I'm not sure just how high I want to make it. I guess that depends on the amount of gore I choose to use. ALSO - I've got a third story in mind. It's a Jacob Black story, but don't worry, it's not JxB. Just Jake. I'll probably begin writing that one once I'm settled down with my other stories.

~CanoeingCutie~

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get." - Forrest Gump

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - J.K. Rowling

"I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit." - Susan Glasee

"Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece." - Ralph Charell

"To find fulfillment...don't exist with life - embrace it." - Jim Beggs

"Nothing says 'I don't know what to get you' quite like giant beige bath towels." - Missbhaven

"We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes." - Randy K. Milholland

"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another." - Charles Dickens

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost

"Dare to be yourself." - Andre Gide

"It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - J.K. Rowling

"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." - J.K. Rowling

"Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!" - J.K. Rowling

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