Also known As Pyrotechnic on MediaMiner

Real name: …

Address: … Yeah, like I’m going to tell thousands of potential stalkers where I live…

Age: Teen. That’s all you need to know.

Gender: If my girly screen name isn’t a big enough clue, I’m a female.

Personality: Sarcastic. Sometimes dark, sometimes cheery. Would be considered a softie or pushover by many people. And I am, except for the really important stuff.

Connected stories:

Wait, as in stories actually having anything to do with each other? Um, nope, they're all pretty much stand-alone. Though, I do plan on using Sam, Sparkplug, and the All-Spark society from 'Voices' a lot more in the future.

Edit: Made a sidestory to 'Voices' called 'Mission: Hot pink explosives.'

Favorite Quotes:

Transformers: Animated:

Bumblebee: "Hi, I'm Bumblebee."
Sari: "I'm Sari." (Pronounced just like 'Sorry'.)
Bumblebee: 'Don't be. I like my name."

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME DAMN CEREAL?

Quotes I've found in various places from the internet:

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. ~ Albert Einstein

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. ~ Albert Einstein

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. ~ Andy Rooney

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. ~ Douglas Adams

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ~ Paul Beatty

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. ~ Robert Bloch

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden. -Steve Martin

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ~ W.C. Fields

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. ~ Winston Churchill

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. ~ Winston Churchill

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over ~ Unknown

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~ Unknown

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I'll scratch your eyes out. ~ Unknown

I'm on a see food diet. I see food and I eat it. ~ Unknown

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. ~ Unknown

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. ~ Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. ~ Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence you tried ~ Unknown

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. ~ Unknown

I don't have "blonde moments."
I have temporary technical difficulty. ~ Unknown

When life gives you lemons... squirt them in peoples eyes. ~ Unknown

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? ~ Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. ~ Unknown

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. ~ Unknown

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Odd conversations with my family:

My oldest brother: I see a lot of chocolate bunnies being slaughtered...

Yeah, that was an... interesting conversation.

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