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Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, CSI, X-overs, and Harry Potter. ATTENTION ALL READERS OF MORE THAN JUST A MURDER: I have not had a spare moment since the beginning of summer. I have only managed to write about a page and a half. And now my muse for this point of the story has abandonned me (or it's been kidnapped by the homework-ghouls...). So here's what I'm trying to say: I don't know what to write, because my mind's been occupied, and I've been so tired. And, I've also got ideas for a few chapters later, but not for now, and I've got other stories I've been thinking of. I haven't written in a long while, and I'm so sorry to you all for how long I've been making you wait. I've gotten about five PMs asking me to update, and I understand how you're feeling (I'm a reader, too), but I just can't seem to be able to write. I'm trying to work myself up to it, but I just can't. BUT, it is NOT being cancelled. I love this story. I just can't think right now. As soon as my muse comes back, I'll try to get the next chapter out for you. It'll all come easier once I'm past this point and get into the plot I've planned from the beginning. I suppose that's all I really wanted to say, to let you know. Welcome to my profile. I hope you like reading, because every bit of it is amusing, informative, or both. I hope you have a good time browsing, and to those who choose to skip the reading and go straight to the fics, that's okay. To those of you who choose to skip the reading AND the fics... you're cruel. :( About Me: -I'm a crackerjack. -I dislike the Naruto anime, but the manga is a work of genius!! -One of my friends calls me Sir Fluffington the Third, though I've adapted it to Sir Fluffy the Crackerjack. -I seriously think I'm OCD. To eat anything, I have to split it into even numbers. So, if I have three smarties, you're welcome to have one. If I have four, too bad. Also, I know that it takes exactly 16 bites to finish off a regular-sized sandwich. -I probably spend more time on FF.net than doing anything else (besides maybe sleeping and going to school...) -I have an unnatural, almost unhealthy addiction to fanfiction, and I usually plan things around having time to read my favourites every day (and you can scroll down and see EXACTLY how many favourites I have...) -I am available to be anyone's beta. I love editing, and I have plenty of experience. In fact, I'm asking for people to beta; it's fun and something to do when none of my favs have updated. -My favourite pastimes are reading (both books and fanfiction) and making music (either by singing or playing an instrument) -When I read the last Harry Potter book, I nearly died. It's by far the best book in the entire series (and all my friends will agree that at least SOME of my theories about the book before it came out were right! We had this giant debate about a lot of stuff, like who would die, who would live, what would happen in general... ) -I. AM. CANADIAN! -One of the things I hate most in the world, besides racists, onions, and bad music, is a hypocrite. And what I hate more than a hypocrite is a hypocrite who nitpicks on on other people's hypocrisy (a 'practice what you preach' preacher who doesn't practice what he preaches). Gender: Female Favourite things: Chocolate, Harry Potter, Naruto, manga in general, skiing, orange juice, soundtracks, physics, and other random junk. Longest Period of Time Spent Reading Fanfiction: I think it was over ten hours a few weeks ago... ; Longest Period of Time Without Fanfiction: Two weeks when my family and I went camping. What I'm Most Proud Of About Me As A Person: I'm a devoted Christian. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I set my standards by what God would want me to do. If you don't like it, live. My faith is mine, and I'm proud of it! Things I won't write: 1) Yaoi, yuri, slash, or shounenai: I'm not really into that stuff, and so you won't see any RoyEd or anything in my stories... also no other malexmale, femalexfemale fics. I'm sorry to all the fans of those, but I just don't write that (also, if I tried, I would fail miserably...). Also, if there's a noticable lack of any romantic fluff at all in my fics between anyone, it's probably because I'm not really good at that kind of stuff... 2) Swears: I know almost everybody does, but I won't. I'll write "damn" or "hell", but not any actual swears. I'll just say "So-and-so cursed" or "So-and-so swore", or "(Bleep)". I've told you now, so I don't want any reviews that say, "Why don't you just write the swears themselves instead of what you do write?" It's just not my thing. But IF, and only IF, I cannot POSSIBLY make a character IC without swearing, I MIGHT put one in. (Riddick comes to mind...) Things about me as a writer and reader: - My favourite types of stories to read (and probably write) are angst, some torture, suspense, tragedy, and the like. I think I'm a sadist... - IMPORTANT! I am a huge procrastinator, and a lot of the time, I find it more fun to read other fics than write my own... - I will almost never write a one-line review. I like to tell authors what I thought, because I'm an author myself, and enjoy a lot of opinions. Thus, my reviews are usually mid-length, and longer if I feel like adding random insanity or picky things... - I am picky about spelling, grammer, and the like. I usually won't mention it in a review unless it's really noticable, but you know who you are. I'm not saying everyone's got to be perfect, though! - I DO NOT FLAME. Despite the fact that I will probably never meet you in person, I still don't like putting other people down. So, if I've reviewed a fic and it seems like I'm being mean in some way, tell me and I'll fix it. It could just be constructive criticism, but sometimes I'm in a bad mood... Fanfic Pet Peeves: -When authors write a (1) or something for a footnote, and then don't write the footnotes... -When characters are so OOC that they barely resemble the originals. -Mary Sues (fanfics that are always the same, no matter who writes it...) Ah, yes, the Mary Sue... we all fall victim to her at one point, drawn to her like a moth to the flame... Reader: Oooo, pretty light... the same as every other light in this room, but for some reason I really wanna go to that one... Mary Sue: Bwahahaha, yes, come to me, little, insignificant reader! I am unoriginal, and I deserve all reviews! Reader: So pretty... (BZZT!) Reader: Eek! It's a Mary Sue! I'm burning! Save me from the evil! My brain is melting! Original Fic: I'll save you! Your creative brain shall not be destroyed by the Mary Sue! For I contain an original plot, interesting, not Reader: Oh, thank you! I'm saved! And so one reader is rescued from the Mary Sue, but more fall victim every day... You have taken the first step to relinquishing them Saved Readers: THANK YOU, ORIGINAL AUTHORS! MY FICS Upcoming Fics in the near or distant future, probably the latter... (and to all my readers: these are the reason that I don't update very fast lately...), as well as In-Progress Fics and Finished Fics. Upcoming: Paperwork: Lieutenant Colonel Roy Mustang is famous for his get-out-of-paperwork-free maneuveurs. But what happens when he goes a little too far? Category: Fullmetal Alchemist Genre: Humour Rated: K A Tattered Soul's Lament: They said it was over. They said he had to move on. But now, when the one thing that held him together all those years was gone, what was to prevent him from going mad? Category: Fullmetal Alchemist Genre: Tragedy/Angst Rated: T Of Pain and Emptiness: She always relished the looks on their faces as they relived their worst memories. Their pain made her powerful. It filled the void. It let her feel. Category: Fullmetal Alchemist Genre: Angst/Mystery Rated: T Randomosity: Welcome to randomostiy. Please keep a tight hold on your sanity. If you happen to lose it during your stay, we will happily search for it, fail to find it, and point and laugh. If you manage to misplace it as you leave, it is no longer out responsibility, and any resulting damage, destruction, or random outbreaks of song are not out concern. Thank you for your consideration. Please enjoy your stay. (Features the FMA cast, multiple visits from other varying characters, and a surprise appearance by my imaginary friends) Category: (TBA) Genre: Humour Rated: K Board Games (name will probably be changed...): The FMA cast plays Monopoly and other 'innocent' board games. Category: Fullmetal Alchemist Genre: Humour Rated: K In-Progress: Chronicles of a Question Mark and a Crackerjack (in progress): It all started as an innocent little argument. Normal between friends, right? Of course, when you mix AkitaFallow and BradQuestionMark, nothing stays normal for long.. Contains dozens of crossovers. Complete crack, originating from a discussion we had in school one day... Join the unfolding drama! Category: X-Overs Genre: Humour/Drama Rated: K More Than Just A Murder: The CSI team is investigating a serial killer when they come across a rather interesting discovery that leads them into something much more than just a Vegas criminal. CSIxFMA crossover SPOILER WARNING FOR THE ANIME! Catergory: Fullmetal Alchemist Genre: Action/Adeventure/Angst Rated: T Complete: Strong: How can you be strong when there isn't much left to live for? A poem from Ed's point of view. Category: Fullmetal Alchemist Genre: Poetry Rated: K Broken Hope: She never told them how much it hurt. How much it broke her heart into tiny little pieces one shard at a time. EdWin songfic, angsty, and very sad. The song's one I wrote. IT'S MINE! NO TOUCHY! Category: Fullmetal Alchemist Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance Rated: K Whispers in the Rain: She’d never thought of him as others had seen him; he was never the Boy-Who-Lived, saviour of the wizarding world, to her. No. To her, he was just Harry, a confused boy forced to fight his own demons. Char death, AU final battle, oneshot. Category: Harry Potter Genre: Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort Rated: T There is also an abundance of crossover fic ideas in my head that I won't put down here till I've figured out a storyline. All I'm going to say is that I think they're completely unique, and have never been done yet. "You guys drive me to drinking, and yet I can't drink because I have to drive you!" -My dad "GASP! It's a five-way intersection! Look at it go... look at it go... Yaaaaay!" -Me "Are those bread crusts or mutilated hot dogs?" -Me "I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so." “We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.” “Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't always assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter.” “Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.” “Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.” "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” "If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem." "Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your butt." "A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman." "A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freaking awesome!'" "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" "Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet" "I ran into my ex the other day... Put it in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!" "Success comes before work... only in the dictionary." "Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it." "My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore." "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." "I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide till it goes away." "Some people are like slinkys. They're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs..." "Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake "There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."-Hiei "Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me!" "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." "My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." "You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!" "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." "I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!" "You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones." "Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that." "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car." "I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore!" "Stupid kills. Unfortunately, not fast enough." "I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory." "There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't." "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey." "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject." "They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?" "Just be yourself. Everyone else is taken." "Strength is no more than how well you hide your pain." "A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.” “I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.” Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. “The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.” “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” “There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.” “Life is sexually transmitted.” “Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” “The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.” “Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” “Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?” “Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” “All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.” “In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.” “How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?” “Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’” “Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.’” “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?” “Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?” “Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?” "I don't like you, you don't like me...we're on even grounds..." "Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next you’re dying because of it..." "WARNING! Please stay 10 feet away. May be dangerous." "The aliens have landed and they're eating all the skinny blondes first." "I could be nicer to you but what fun will that be?" "You'd think there'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..." "I like to visit reality, but I wouldn't want to live there." "A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water." "Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich!" "All stressed out and no one to choke." "I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people." "IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!" “I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, (bleep) you.” -Mary Seif “…I’ve heard similar things from fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!” -Inu-Yasha “I gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put them in a bowl!” -Inu-Yasha “Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!” “Here’s to you, here’s to me, best friends we’ll always be. And if somehow we disagree, to hell with you, and here’s to me!” “Ah dang, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?” “Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.” -T-shirt "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own butt, okay?" -Dennis Leary “Holy crap! My House is on fire! Hmmm…Marshmallows…” -Comedian on Comedy Central “Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.” "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." -- Emo Philips "Mother was right, I should have become a ferry man." - Jaken; Inuyasha "Oh great, here comes the dweeb patrol." - Seto Kaiba; YuGiOh! "Now how does that song go again? I gave her my heart and she gave me the finger?" “Get away…Your stupidity is contagious.” After a while, you learn the difference between “No one does not carry scars on their heart; if there were someone like that in the world they would be a shallow soul."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho "Everyone rises to their level of incompetence." -Laurence J. Peter "Someone's boring me. I think it's me." -Dylan Thomas "Sorry I couldn't make it to church--I was busy practicing witchcraft." "Equality is a myth. Women are better." "Your face is like the sun--not because it is beautiful, but because I can only look at it for a minute." "Warning: Trespassers will be shot "That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again." "I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert." "God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve." "If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished." "This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force." "He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged." "For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." "I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever." "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." "Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win." "If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you." "There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works." "I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man." "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." "Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." "I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out." "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." "Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." "Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't." "When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." "Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking." "They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" "I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by." "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." "Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue." "Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again." "I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem." "Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'" "I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier." "You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." "Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." "Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States." "The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..." "24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?" "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?" "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." "STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I look stressed!" "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it." "Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience." "I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" "Save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate." Bumper Stickers: When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing. If you can see this car, my cloaking device is broken. My cat ate your fish. I'm just driving this because the kids kept falling off the broom. Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? My other car is a BROOM! HONK if you've never seen an Uzi shot out a car's back window. Mom Quotes: My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years. (Cathy Ladman) Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. (Bern Williams) Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. "There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. "Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?" A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. Real messages on REAL church signs: "Staying in bed shouting 'Oh God!' does not constitute going to church." "God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists don't exist." "Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads." "Free coffee. Everlasting life. Yes, membership has its priveledges." "Don't be so open-minded. Your brains fall out." "God so loved the world that he did not send a committee." "Read the Bible - it will scare the Hell out of you." "Walmart is not the only saving place." "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." "There are some questions that can't be answered by Google." There once were four people: Everybody, Anybody, Somebody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. The End. Female Comebacks (these are awesome!) Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together God is REALLY THERE! Read these stories and tell me he's not! 1: A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost 2: Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She asked, "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon replied, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally asked, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.’” She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair, to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter read: Dear Mom, I want you to know that I will never ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say ‘I love you’. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what, Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him, 'Where was He when I needed him?' God said He was in the same place with me as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent the Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 98 of teenagers have gone on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow (Oi...) 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you have siblings that drive yoy crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow Re-post this to help stop racism: Black and White: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. " .s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that! If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?) If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile! If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile! If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever repeated a copy and paste and were just too lazy to delete this, copy and paste this to your profile! If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow If you are a person who acts friendly but actually has an evil mind and are plotting world domination, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've read people's profiles to copy and paste things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you or your best friends are insane, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric. AkitaFallow If you have beyond violent mood swings, copy and paste this to your profile. If you can memorize lyrics to a song at first glance, copy and paste this to your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced. If you get way too happy when someone copy and pastes your copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later) Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (even though I've lost an argument with myself a few times...I blame my inner personas) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. (They're my...spirit guides/muses) Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already! If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile twice or more and not notice until pointed out; and were to lazy to delete it; copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list of forgetful/lazy people. Tsuki Sister Cattsuki, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you know your gonna name your kid something anime related, copy and paste this to your profile! If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in FMA. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter egos begin to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into a happy song when someone asks you what’s the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of the alter egos boyfriend, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she is in your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is when your fanfiction penname becomes a completely different person who’s the exact opposite of you, and you build an imaginary world for him/her to live in with Edward and Alphonse Elric. Crazy is when you KNOW the marshmallow men are after you, but no one will believe you. Crazy is having a conversation with a mirror (especially if the mirror is cracked; then you're talking to thousands of yourself...). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! The phaonmneal pweor of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde If you love italics, copy and paste this to your profile! If you write crack fics when you are high, copy and paste this into your profile. If you despise the ROY MUSTANG IS DEAD SEXY IN A MINISKIRT line and wish those damn fangirls would stop making Vic-sama say that in conventions, ya know what to do. If you like to wear your hair in an anime style, copy and paste this into your hai—I mean profile. if you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile. If your perfectly aware that ENVY IS A FRICKING GUY! Copy and paste this! If you have ever walked into a wall while reading, copy and paste this into your profile while not walking and reading this. IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANIME AND MANGA OTAKU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW! If you have ever helped out a noob, copy and paste this into your profile. And good for you. IF YOU LOVE ROYAI COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW! IF YOU LOVE CAPS LOCK, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If copy and pastes have taken control of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! if you think that fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this onto your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their butt off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. -Kudos to TrueThinker- If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile. if you have ever yelled something random in a large crowd of people, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. itachilover7 (it was only when school let out...i woke the next day with a sore throat), Kuro Uchiha (...same as itachilover7) Ayumi Elric (not me, I'm just crazy that way), AkitaFallow (I don’t quite remember what… I’ve done it too many times… U-.-) If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Thank you to DemonDaughter, for opening my eyes even more to the tragic events of child abuse. If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio. If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. l Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your (PS, did you notice there's 3 Japanese letters in the kitty?) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Elric, copy this into your profile. I I DID I DID THIS I DID THIS TO I DID THIS TO TAKE I DID THIS TO TAKE UP I DID THIS TO TAKE UP SPACE If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. --Girls-- Did you know... it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile If you think those reallllly annoying kids should shut up and just buy their own box of Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected. 30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow If you have pretended to be someone your not but learned it's better to be you copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile (I did for about 2 seconds) If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you ever just started doing this copy/pastes just to get your profile longer and got totally addicted to them, copy and paste this to your profile! If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just let the poor Lucky Charms leprechaun eat his breakfast, copy and paste this onto you profile. If you're proud of yourself because you looked this far down, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the power of the chibi face should be the solution for everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a Canadian and you actually say ‘Eh’ on a regular basis, copy and paste this into your profile. If ‘meep?’ is part of your regular vocabulary, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the person who came up with Copy and Pastes was a genius, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truly believe the marshmallow men are after you to bring you to a lovely padded cell, but none of your friends will believe you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an obsession with an anime character, and whenever you talk about them, your friends say, “Yes, yes, we’ve heard all about insert name here," copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that Alphonse Elric is the master of cuteness (I just can’t resist hugging him!), copy and paste this into your profile. If you’re so obsessed with anime that you’ll watch the same episode ten times in a row, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve seen the entire Fullmetal Alchemist anime, yet haven’t read the manga, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Bratz are stupid and and deserve to die, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you have a strange phobia (bufanophobia, autophobia, etc) copy this and paste this into your profile. Who are you? You look familiar...If you have short or long term memory loss, copy this and paste this into your profile. :) If you like to smile a lot, copy this and paste this into your profile. :( If you frown a lot, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you have your own website, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're really hyper right now, copy this and paste this into your profile. WHAT! If you have bad hearing, copy this and paste this into your profile. I LIKE CUPCAKES! If you are random, copy this and paste this into your password. If you have ever ran into a door before, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree before, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're a pyromaniac or any other kind of maniac, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're an FMA fangirl, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you love anime and is totally obsessed with it, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're a workaholic joining millions of Americans, copy this and paste this into your profile. (Oh, and please don't work so much. It's not good for you.) If you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing a transmutation circle, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you are 15 years old or older and you still have an imaginary friend, copy this and paste this into your profile. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If you are evil, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're an activist against drunk driving, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're an activist against drug addiction, copy this and cpaste this into your profile. If you strongly support women's rights, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you think girls are cool and should rule the world, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you support the idea of women running for President, copy this and paste this into your profile. X3! If you love making sidefaces, copy this and paste this into your profile. WHEEEE! If you're amused easily (and I mean very easily), copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're a fan of horror stories, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're a nerd (and you're proud of it!), copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're a geek (and you're proud of it!), copy this and paste this into your profile. (GIRLS ONLY) If you're a tomboy (and you're proud of it!), copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're a Wikipedian, copy this and paste this into your profile. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY! If you have anger management problems, copy this and paste this into your profile. HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If you are loud (and I mean loud!), copy this amd paste this into your profile. What do you want to be when you grow up? What do you want to be like when you grow up? If you're certain of the answer, copy this and paste this into your profile. WHEEEEE! LET'S BE JELLY BEANS! If you wanna be a jelly bean, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you live in a (insert adjective here) place, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you're a Harry Potter geek (or nerd!), copy this and paste this into your profile. BOOO! If you're planning to be something scary for Halloween (and I mean scary!), copy this and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read these 'copy and paste' things, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile. If you do these 'copy and paste' things just to make your profile longer (which I think is totally cool!), copy this and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to DDR (Dance Dance Revolution), copy and paste this into your profile. If you play DDR like a maniac and believe that it is the best diet of all, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever played FFR (Flash Flash Revolution) on the Internet and believe that it's nearly as good as DDR, but not quite, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've got so many copy-and-pastes that, after going through a whole bunch of other peoples' profiles, you still can't find ones that you don't have, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have so many copy-and-pastes that you can read through your profile and realize that you didn't even remember half of them, or even knew you had them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you didn't update all or one of your stories in a year, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are songs that make you cry, copy this into your profile. If there are songs that are your exact life story or close to it, copy this into your profile. R etards A ttempting P oetry If you agree, copy this into your profile. If you actually read all of this (and I don't mean skimmed, or read all of it after seeing this), Congratulations! If you have an absurdly long profile copy and past this to make it longer!! ('-/') This is the puppy. Can you see him? If you can, the puppy would like you to be his own personal slave. He also wants to beat Bunny in his conquest of the world. Copy and paste him into your profile and help him make slaves of us all! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Existing in this place now are uncleanable lies OMG this made me cry... Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter animals in order to prevent unwanted animals.
Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY. NOTE FROM DOC AND EVE: For the love of all that is sweet and just in this world, TRY to find your pet a good home before dumping them in a shelter! They love us, are loyal to us and are truer friends than any two legger could be! They give us so much; PLEASE TRY TO RETURN THE FAVOR!! If you want to save at least one unwanted pet, copy and paste this into your profile!! WHO DOES THE WORK? Who's working anyway? The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. Copied from Mugglenet.Com 123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort; Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again Started by Amanda Lack (stars_planets_clocks), and added to by countless others 1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?' 2. Laugh at him. 3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...' 4. Knit him things. Really hideous things. 5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month. 6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows. 7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess. 8. Dance the Funky Chicken. 9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath. 10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again. 11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night. 13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.' 14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?' 15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his. 16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals. 17. Be cheerful. 18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!' 19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ. 20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' 21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.' 22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?' 23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars. 24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps. 25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. poof there poof gone poof there... 26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one? 27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you. 28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?' 29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices. 30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. 31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll. 32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is. 33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!' 34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. 35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.' 36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.' 37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head. 38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping! 39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger. 40. Buy him a stress ball. 41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph. 42. Call him Tommy-boy. 43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo. 44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes. 45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.' 46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some. 47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'. 48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length. 49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away. 50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.' 51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.' 52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter. 53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party. 54. Tell him what Snape's really up to. 55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles. 56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.' 57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk. 58. Ask him to dance a polka with you. 59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible. 60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?' 61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you. 62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London... 63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them. 64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he. 65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry. 66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies. 67. Steal, snap and bury his wand. 68. Tell him Lucius did it. 69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details. 70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive. 71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty. 72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.' 73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.' 74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son. 75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?' 76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.' 77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him. 78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy." 79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.' 80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle. 81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance. 82. Cuddle him at random moments. 83. Sign him up for Little-League. 84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies. 85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly. 86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.' 87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world. 88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore. 89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice. 90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements. 91. Write sonnets for him. 92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning. 93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant. 94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.' 95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.' 96. Mock his baldness. 97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments') 98. Get him drunk. 99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' 100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes. 101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive. 102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid.' 103. Call him 'Champ' or 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.' 104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals. 105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap. 106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you. 107. ..at Christmas. 108. Make him dance in the rain with you. 109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul. 110. "Accidentally" schedule him a haircut. 111. ..even though he's bald. 112. Be offended by everything he says. 113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool. 114. Invite him to go streaking. 115. Kill Harry. 116. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair. 117. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly. 118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea. 119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color. 120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!" 121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful. 122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas. 123. Insist that it's opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead. And Itzika's addition... 124. Read this list to him out loud. Make sure to do all the voices, motions, and sound effects and to laugh at appropriate intervals. Did you ever think of these? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Have an American history teacher explain this-- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Both assassins were known by their three names. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'. Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. The best quote in a fanfic EVER: "I think cheese is made from cheese crackers. It has nothing to do with a cow. You just take the cheese out of the cheese cracker and then you have your cheese, and your crackers. Eggs are made from omelets, too. If you put a chicken in an omelet it wouldn’t taste very good, but if you put an egg in a chicken, it would be an omelet. If you have three eggs that hatch from an omelet, you can make scrambled chicken, and when you scramble and omelet you can make a chicken with eggs. And if you want a cow you put the cracker and the cheese and the chicken together. And scramble them." --Inowsevrythin76- submitted to "Dear Ed", a fic by That Anime Girl. | |||||||||
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