Hi! I'm Ali and I absoulty cannot spell so sorry in advance for mistakes. I love the TWilight Sega so thats where most of my stories are from and you should read them and review cuz I love hearing from y'all. I am completely random so so are my stories, its more evident in the stories on my joint account with my best freind Bella. I doubt you care about anything else about me so let just say this and I'll stop. I dont get a chance to update as often as I would like because I am super busy all the time.

My homepage has all the links for my stories.

Favorite Quote from ME:

"I have ADD no actually I probably have ADDHD"

Favorite FanFic Others: (top three are my three best friends, fourth is combination of two and fifth is me and Bella)

IStarEdwardCullen1221

HollywoodVampire,

PsychoticFemaleofManyNames

PsychoticHollywood

CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf

Truelove_4ever,

vjgm,

Alunamai

SillyBella

quote of...well whenever I find a new I like better then the current one...

Sebastian: "I have a fetish for damsels in distress."
Clary: "Don't be sexist."
Seb: "Not at all. My servies are also available to gentlemen in distress. It's an equal opportunity fetish."

Quotes from people

Chris (after team member gets tackled): Did he die?

Katie(sleep talking): I hate when sometimes you want is a flower and they give you a rock.

Me about Britt: Cuz's she's a good person and brushes her teeth.

Katie: It's like having your child adopted, you can't help but pocket it.

Me: I am the Mountain Dew of evil!! MUAHAHAHA
Ed: Holy sht bows

What's 3rd base if home is sex?
I dunno, pre sex?

Britt: You can't control your thoughts either can you? See! It's not as easy as it looks!

Brittany: I man tap you!

Me: Lau! Be a man and take the midol!

Ed: Oh Dear God...slaps face...
yeah your right...
horrid spelling...
my teacher would shoot you.
Me: good thing I don't have your teacher. I can't even spell in English. lol

Rosey: You licked my table!!
Me: Not directly...

Me:My water bottle is underneath you...

Me watching HP 2, at the part with the mirror: What language is that in?
Rosey:Backwords.

Rosey:Your hand is all wet...
Me: its from rubbing it up and down my water bottle...stupid grin ((haha funny dirty inside joke...totally not what i was thinking of though when I said it.))

Me ((at Cedric just died)): Its so sad!--I just dropped a cheese it down my shirt!

Snape in second movie: Not to mention damage to a tree thats been on these grounds before you were born!
Me: But not before you were!!
Rosey looks at me weird and bursts out laughing

Jon: So what are you wearing right now?
Katie: Uhm, clothing...why do you ask?
Jon: Oh Crap! That was not meant for you! ((this was over texting))

Me: When a guy asks you what are you wearing right now what comes to mind?
Adam: wait...is he asking a chick or guy?

Me: Yesterday...oh I didn't realize is was so soon ago!

Bri as Juliet: I ain't wifey!

Bella: Woah! The leaf is all rolled up!
Me: That's cuz the leaves hasn't hatched yet! ((Mind you I don't sleep much and we had just got home from weight lifting so I was even more tired))

Me after Bella and my older sister have drawn on me at my little brothers baseball game: My stomach looks like a drunked celabration gone wrong! ((they tried to draw the DQ mouth around my belly button. I don't even know.))\

Bella impernatin her mom: IDK my bff Logans Mom

Katie:That's Bomb! ((she was in the other room))
Me: What?!
Katie: what'd you think I said?
Me:F Bomb! bursts out laughing

Bella: My dads best friend Jim Freckelton she stops
Me: laughing hystaricly ((she didn't get to finish the story

sometimes. good. edwdard. cheese. cake. candle. danger. bella. truck. rc. kayta. basketball. rubber. rice. rats. tristen. dogs. warewoves. billy. charlie. fishing. poles. santa. elves. presents. sometimes. its a circle...i will make another one. NO! explenation. marks. questons. police. handcuffs. jail. sacry. boogieman. monsters. edward. bella. alice. jasper. emmett. rose.esme. carlise. doctors. hospital. emergency room. greys anatomy. katie. kaelie. tristy. dan. sydnie. matt. ring. dress. wedding. honeymoon. baby. Mrs. Dummer. school. mr. hervern. ms. tchedia. english. mr. burton. lisa.luke. greek mytholgy. hurcles. disney. micky mouse. ears. headband. emily springer. Zues. Man hore. NO! ((The word game! It started out as a making a circle by one person saying one word and relating it some weird ass way. Now it just goes on and seeing where it ends.)

Alex N: Whats p-i?

Mr Armbrust: They are blooming idiots out there.

kaelie: this is bunny and he does inpresanations!

Grandpa: You eat sushi?
Dad: Sure if it's cooked right.
Silence in the car

Me (in a dream to a random kid in a tree that was waving to me): No I'm not waving at you! You hurt my heart when you wouldn't let me wave at the dolphins!

Words to live by

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We f'ed up, huh?"

-No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

-Sometimes, people build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through~Anonymous

-Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

-Love is not blind--it simply enables one to see what others fail to see~Anonymous

-Being Happy, Does not mean everything is perfect, It means you've learned to see past all of lifes inperfections.

-Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

-"I write for the same reason I breathe--because if I didn't, I would die."~Isaac Asimov