| The Clow Hatter |
Author has written 30 stories for Card Captor Sakura, TV X-overs, Sailor Moon, Castlevania, Super Smash Brothers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Mega Man, and Lord of the Rings. News... Tempted to delete "I'm a Coward". I can't seem to take the sh** anymore since I've lost all interest in this worthless story. So let's just make a fic that everyone dies in it...ok? -The Clow Hatter **** Quotes: -"My Paradise does not include Kathy Lee Gifford!!" -"Why are you so mean to us? We're just a bunch of cute Yoshies trying to save our world." -"You know I just realize it is fun using Captain Falcon to KO JigglyPuffs." -"I'll never giver up!!!" -"I'm Link, the Pikachu Slayer." -"Oooh...Shiny!" Other Quotes: "You better watch out Jake. It looks like hunting season on laywers."-Law and Order. "You worthless piece of scrap metal, did you think you can defeat me?"-Bot in Megaman X | |||||||||||
1. CastleVania: Senshi for Hire 2 » reviewsLament of Innocence Crossover. Five years ago, YingGirl defeat Count Dracula on her own. What she didn't know, she freed another vampire in the process. Hoo boy.Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-04 - Published: 7-21-042. Stupidity Counts reviewsA mock battle of Kaiba vs. Yami in the semi finals in Battle City. Rating due to slight langugue and a pervy Chaos mage.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-043. I'm a Coward » reviewsBased on the card game, not the series. Had someone thought you were odd if you have a slight crush on one of the cards from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters card deck? This fic is about that and some very unuasl conciquences. Slightly completed.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,492 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 9-23-02 - Complete4. NightmareA one-shot parody of I'm a Coward, with two naughty spellcasters. Enjoy.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Published: 12-20-03 - Complete5. You're Agent Smith! reviewsAnother One Shot Fic. No OC's, No Slash, And No Elf Bashing...just two little hobbits accidently play a game of mistaken idenity with Lord Elrond while at their stay in Rivendall. Oh yeah, this is a slight LoTR & Matrix crossover ficcy, but not really.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-03 - Complete6. Bark If You Like Legolas reviewsA one shot short ficcy. A dog is an elf's best friend. Wait on a sec...that doesn't sound right.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-29-03 - Complete7. Snow White and the Seven Marvericks » reviewsMegaman X/Sailor Moon Crossover. You'll never look at Snow White the same way again after reading this fic.Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-19-03 - Published: 8-9-038. Song For the Lovers » reviews*Not based on the song.* A very odd triangle between Aila, Dynamo, and Gate forms. Dynamo wants to break any connections of GatexAlia, yet appearently he just can't do. Or could he? Short fic with slight yaoi and maybe some bishie torture. Yay!Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 5-11-039. Purpose » reviewsWhee! Another one of my whacked out poety. Gomen if it's sounds bad, I'm kinda a newbie to MMX.Mega Man - Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-16-03 - Published: 6-28-0310. Wrong Reploid, Vilekun! reviewsSick sadisictic humor of "mistaken identity". Rating up for naughty words and Gate's slightly homocidal tendanies. This why authours shouldn't get hyper on chocolate. They end up writting fics like this. Oh well, enjoy.Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-0311. The Odd Yaoi Fic » reviewsIt's my first attempt of writting a yaoi fic. If you don't like the pairings in this fic, then do not read it. Got it? It saves me from not getting pissed off with reviewers.Mega Man - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-10-03 - Published: 4-6-0312. I Can Never Have You reviewsHeh, a poem for the "I'm a Coward" fic, which will show you that Vanessa is not a Mary Sue.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-0313. My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a BEWD » reviewsThe most stupidest Yu-gi-oh christmas fic you'll ever see or hear about. Don't read it! Save yourself and go far far away from it! *COMPLETE!!!* Yay! Yay!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-7-03 - Published: 12-13-02 - Complete14. Dog Days » reviewsA short fic about someone's true nature and real identity...and it's not about JOEY!!!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-24-02 - Published: 11-23-0215. I Play the Game reviewsA dark poem about Duel MonstersYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-19-0216. Death to Mr Jiggles » reviewsWEE!!! WE'RE FINISHED! See the epic battle of toon vs. someone who has a fetish for toons.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-1-02 - Published: 10-2-0217. Ai No Senshi 2-Legend of the Seven Stars! » reviewsIT'S OVER!! But the series isn't. *grins*Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,028 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-21-02 - Published: 7-12-0218. Ai No Senshi » reviewsCh. 9 is up, connecting the sequal to this fic as well. If you love this fic, then you'll love the sequeal just as well. R&RSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-14-02 - Published: 6-8-0219. Peaches » reviewsA sequeal to "Peaches & Cream". Rated R for langugue and somewhat crude humor.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-6-02 - Published: 5-26-0220. Peaches & Cream reviewsIt's a small Link and Peach romanance?!!! O.o;; This fic is my support for Peach, who is constantly seen to be a dumb blonde in the other fics. Not for PeachxMario fans and LinkxZelda fans. Please Read & Review.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-25-0221. Attack of the SandBags » reviewsThe SandBags decided to get revenge on the Smashers for being beaten up real badly in the Home Run Event. Uh, start running kids.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-16-02 - Published: 5-14-0222. Link vs. Yoshi reviewsAlmost the same scenario. This time, you'll see Vanessa trying to control Link and why she uses Yoshi to beat the crap out of him.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-0223. Yoshi vs. Link reviewsOliver teaches Vanessa how to use Yoshi. And this stupid fic is the result of what happened.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-0224. VAnime meets SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE! reviewsThis is why you shall never leave a Nintendo GameCube unattended in D-101. The V-Anime club causes mayhem in the Melee world. Can the Nintendo characters handle the stupidity?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-0225. There's Something about DEATH!! reviewsThe CV: SotN Gang, the Author is high...just your typical anti Chibi Usa ficcy.Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-0226. YingGirl: The Sailor Princess Chronicles » reviewsGet ready for an SM Crossover fanfic as all of the characters seek for the phoenix princessSailor Moon - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,719 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-5-02 - Published: 12-23-0127. V-Anime meets IRON CHEF reviewsWhat would happen if Vanessa draws a pretty offensive pic of Kaga in a sailor suit? The story that deals with anime fans crossing over with the famous WWF CookOff Battle, Iron Chef. Please R&RTV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-0128. The Clow Hatter » reviewsWhat if Clow Reed had trapped his insanity in a mirror? Eriol, Nakuru, and Suppi have team up with Alessa/YangGirl, Matthew BrockWick, and Pumpkin Jr. if they will ever stop this insane madman who is after The Virgin Key. (Vanessa/YingGirl). Please R&RCard Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-8-01 - Published: 11-3-0129. The Clow Magician reviewsA Poem that askes what is Clow's postion in life? Please R&RCard Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-0130. Vanessa and Clow Reed reviewsHit with despression, this author expresses why she and Clow Reed are one in the same...litterally. Please read and review.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-01