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The Clow Hatter
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since: 11-01-01, id: 120142
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Author has written 30 stories for Card Captor Sakura, TV X-overs, Sailor Moon, Castlevania, Super Smash Brothers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Mega Man, and Lord of the Rings.
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Tempted to delete "I'm a Coward". I can't seem to take the sh** anymore since I've lost all interest in this worthless story.

So let's just make a fic that everyone dies in it...ok?

-The Clow Hatter

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Quotes:

-"My Paradise does not include Kathy Lee Gifford!!"
-"Why are you so mean to us? We're just a bunch of cute Yoshies trying to save our world."
-"You know I just realize it is fun using Captain Falcon to KO JigglyPuffs."
-"I'll never giver up!!!"
-"I'm Link, the Pikachu Slayer."
-"Oooh...Shiny!"

Other Quotes:

"You better watch out Jake. It looks like hunting season on laywers."-Law and Order.
"You worthless piece of scrap metal, did you think you can defeat me?"-Bot in Megaman X 



1. CastleVania: Senshi for Hire 2 » reviews
Lament of Innocence Crossover. Five years ago, YingGirl defeat Count Dracula on her own. What she didn't know, she freed another vampire in the process. Hoo boy.
Castlevania - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-04 - Published: 7-21-04
2. Stupidity Counts reviews
A mock battle of Kaiba vs. Yami in the semi finals in Battle City. Rating due to slight langugue and a pervy Chaos mage.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-04
3. I'm a Coward » reviews
Based on the card game, not the series. Had someone thought you were odd if you have a slight crush on one of the cards from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters card deck? This fic is about that and some very unuasl conciquences. Slightly completed.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,492 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 9-23-02
4. Nightmare
A one-shot parody of I'm a Coward, with two naughty spellcasters. Enjoy.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-03
5. You're Agent Smith! reviews
Another One Shot Fic. No OC's, No Slash, And No Elf Bashing...just two little hobbits accidently play a game of mistaken idenity with Lord Elrond while at their stay in Rivendall. Oh yeah, this is a slight LoTR & Matrix crossover ficcy, but not really.
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-14-03 - Published: 10-14-03
6. Bark If You Like Legolas reviews
A one shot short ficcy. A dog is an elf's best friend. Wait on a sec...that doesn't sound right.
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-03 - Published: 9-29-03
7. Snow White and the Seven Marvericks » reviews
Megaman X/Sailor Moon Crossover. You'll never look at Snow White the same way again after reading this fic.
Mega Man - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-19-03 - Published: 8-9-03
8. Song For the Lovers » reviews
*Not based on the song.* A very odd triangle between Aila, Dynamo, and Gate forms. Dynamo wants to break any connections of GatexAlia, yet appearently he just can't do. Or could he? Short fic with slight yaoi and maybe some bishie torture. Yay!
Mega Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 5-11-03
9. Purpose » reviews
Whee! Another one of my whacked out poety. Gomen if it's sounds bad, I'm kinda a newbie to MMX.
Mega Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-16-03 - Published: 6-28-03
10. Wrong Reploid, Vilekun! reviews
Sick sadisictic humor of "mistaken identity". Rating up for naughty words and Gate's slightly homocidal tendanies. This why authours shouldn't get hyper on chocolate. They end up writting fics like this. Oh well, enjoy.
Mega Man - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-03 - Published: 5-6-03
11. The Odd Yaoi Fic » reviews
It's my first attempt of writting a yaoi fic. If you don't like the pairings in this fic, then do not read it. Got it? It saves me from not getting pissed off with reviewers.
Mega Man - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-10-03 - Published: 4-6-03
12. I Can Never Have You reviews
Heh, a poem for the "I'm a Coward" fic, which will show you that Vanessa is not a Mary Sue.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-7-03 - Published: 2-7-03
13. My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a BEWD » reviews
The most stupidest Yu-gi-oh christmas fic you'll ever see or hear about. Don't read it! Save yourself and go far far away from it! *COMPLETE!!!* Yay! Yay!
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-7-03 - Published: 12-13-02
14. Dog Days » reviews
A short fic about someone's true nature and real identity...and it's not about JOEY!!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-24-02 - Published: 11-23-02
15. I Play the Game reviews
A dark poem about Duel Monsters
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-19-02 - Published: 11-19-02
16. Death to Mr Jiggles » reviews
WEE!!! WE'RE FINISHED! See the epic battle of toon vs. someone who has a fetish for toons.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-1-02 - Published: 10-2-02
17. Ai No Senshi 2-Legend of the Seven Stars! » reviews
IT'S OVER!! But the series isn't. *grins*
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,028 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-21-02 - Published: 7-12-02
18. Ai No Senshi » reviews
Ch. 9 is up, connecting the sequal to this fic as well. If you love this fic, then you'll love the sequeal just as well. R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-14-02 - Published: 6-8-02
19. Peaches » reviews
A sequeal to "Peaches & Cream". Rated R for langugue and somewhat crude humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-6-02 - Published: 5-26-02
20. Peaches & Cream reviews
It's a small Link and Peach romanance?!!! O.o;; This fic is my support for Peach, who is constantly seen to be a dumb blonde in the other fics. Not for PeachxMario fans and LinkxZelda fans. Please Read & Review.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-25-02 - Published: 5-25-02
21. Attack of the SandBags » reviews
The SandBags decided to get revenge on the Smashers for being beaten up real badly in the Home Run Event. Uh, start running kids.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-16-02 - Published: 5-14-02
22. Link vs. Yoshi reviews
Almost the same scenario. This time, you'll see Vanessa trying to control Link and why she uses Yoshi to beat the crap out of him.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-12-02 - Published: 5-12-02
23. Yoshi vs. Link reviews
Oliver teaches Vanessa how to use Yoshi. And this stupid fic is the result of what happened.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-7-02 - Published: 5-7-02
24. VAnime meets SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE! reviews
This is why you shall never leave a Nintendo GameCube unattended in D-101. The V-Anime club causes mayhem in the Melee world. Can the Nintendo characters handle the stupidity?
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-21-02 - Published: 4-21-02
25. There's Something about DEATH!! reviews
The CV: SotN Gang, the Author is high...just your typical anti Chibi Usa ficcy.
Castlevania - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-24-02 - Published: 3-24-02
26. YingGirl: The Sailor Princess Chronicles » reviews
Get ready for an SM Crossover fanfic as all of the characters seek for the phoenix princess
Sailor Moon - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,719 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-5-02 - Published: 12-23-01
27. V-Anime meets IRON CHEF reviews
What would happen if Vanessa draws a pretty offensive pic of Kaga in a sailor suit? The story that deals with anime fans crossing over with the famous WWF CookOff Battle, Iron Chef. Please R&R
TV X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-16-01 - Published: 11-16-01
28. The Clow Hatter » reviews
What if Clow Reed had trapped his insanity in a mirror? Eriol, Nakuru, and Suppi have team up with Alessa/YangGirl, Matthew BrockWick, and Pumpkin Jr. if they will ever stop this insane madman who is after The Virgin Key. (Vanessa/YingGirl). Please R&R
Card Captor Sakura - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-8-01 - Published: 11-3-01
29. The Clow Magician reviews
A Poem that askes what is Clow's postion in life? Please R&R
Card Captor Sakura - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-7-01 - Published: 11-7-01
30. Vanessa and Clow Reed reviews
Hit with despression, this author expresses why she and Clow Reed are one in the same...litterally. Please read and review.
Card Captor Sakura - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-01 - Published: 11-6-01
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