Though this bio has been up for awhile, from here on out I'm going to remain anonymous. My age normally biases people against my writing, so I'm going to leave that out, too.

I'm English, though I've spent a good part of my life in the States, as well as Brazil and Chile (I speak Portoguese fluently, however my Spanish could use a bit of brushing up). I speak with an accent (an English one, as previously stated), and if you ask why I write without the 'u' in colour and favourite, it's because the American public school system tends to frown on my use of a (in my teacher's words) moderately skewed vernacular, and it took me three years to train myself out of it completely. The temptation is admittedly tantalizing, but alas! What must a girl sacrifice for her Americanized education? Her u's, apparently.

Family wise, I'm not missing out on a whole lot. I'm one of many, and the eldest female of the bunch. That's not saying much, being that there's only a couple of us (a rarity, if you will).

That about sums it up for me. If you like anything I do, comment away, and if you want to email me you're definitely welcome to. I'm stuck on the Hills Have Eyes for now, but I'm sure that'll end eventually. Enjoy.