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Author has written 21 stories for Code Lyoko, Danny Phantom, Xiaolin Showdown, Twilight, and Harry Potter. Holaz! I'm Layla! A little bit about me: Age:... None of your business! I'll give you a clue though. It's somewhere between 1 and 100! -giggles- OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Your village called, they're missing they're idiot Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable." --Helen Keller You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again! Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I'm not insensitive, I just don't care OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo River: Ah! Falling! -lands on floor- -scene change- One of the guys in my Bible Class: KENTUCKY FRIED CANNIBALS! -scene change- My Math Teacher: What do you want to do? -scene change- Me: -is sitting quietly reading a book- -scene change- Me: -flicking my fingers at Tempy- The power of Christ compels you! -scene change- Me/River: Bloating! Unadulterated bloating! -scene change- Me/River/Kat: Ligers and Tigons and Fish! WHAT NOW! -scene change- Me: The new team logo is 'Um"! -scene change- Me: -pointing at my coach- That's why you gave me the catcher's position! It's because this mask makes it hard to talk! -scene change- Me: -to my history teacher- But why would Russia nuke Miami when they could get D.C.? If I was going to nuke the US, wouldn't it make more sense to hit the capital? -scene change- One of the guys in my History class: Karl Marx... -scene change- Ginevra: Vampires and werewolves... -scene change- Me: -singing an edited version of a chorus song- -scene change- Ginevra: -trying to get my attention- Hey, Bella! -scene change- My Science Teacher: Ok, any questions? -scene change- -at Aquatica- River: -to my dad- Stand there and break wind. -scene change- -still at Aquatica- Me: -still dying of laughter- -scene change- -at drama competition there is a clock on the wall that has the letters PNG under it- Me: Whaddy think that means? -scene change-One of the guys in my history class: I bet you that history teacher and Bible teacher get in a catfight for 8th grade history! OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Following is a list of my stories that are up for optional adoption. I'm going to kep trying to work on them, but they won't be top priority. Oops, Did I Just Say That Out Loud? | |||||||||||
1. Meet The Teacher » reviewsThe war is over, things are returning to normal. So what is left for our Boy Who Lived? Why, teaching DADA at Hogwarts, of course! -Name Pending- No couples planned, thought I'm leaning toward H/G; rated T for mild swear words and perverted references.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 8-1-09 - Harry P.2. The Fruits of the Spirit » reviewsNine different ficlets, each corrosponding to a Fruit of the Spirit found in Galatians 5:22 and 23. My friends helped me with the themes. Chapter 2: Peace. All chapters will have a different rating, none above T, All BellaxEdwardTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 12-30-073. Note Passing With the Cullens and One Swan » reviewsNote passing. Yeah, I know they're everywhere... Don't judge me! Edward is PMSing? Has Bella lost it? Jesus is a vampire? Tom Cruise? Halloween Horror Nights? Rated T for slight swearing in song lyrics; Canon couples.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 8-28-084. What Have We Done Now? » reviewsMe and seven of my friends have decided to kidnapp all of the Twilight characters and force them to sing! Oh, this should be fun... Rated T for some song choices coming later on! Watch as we make fun of EVERYONE! All canon couples, What else?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 1-27-085. Spring Break Bash REVISED! reviewsThe gang is out for spring break, and they spend the night at Yumi's. Friends are made through pizza, truth or dare, and movies. Yup, basically just another teen party. Pairings: UxY & JxA. Rated T to be safe. NO SWEARING! Complete & Completely Revised!Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-28-08 - Complete6. Spring Break Bash » reviewsThe gang is out for spring break, and they spend the night at Yumi's. Pizza, plots, truth or dare, and kisses. Yup, just another teen party. Pairings: UxY JxA OxOC Rated T Just to be safe. COMPLETE!Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete7. The Seven Deadly Sins reviewsFiclets about the Twilight characters expressing the Seven Deadly Sins. Written for fun! Canon Pairings! 1. WrathTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-16-088. Bella's In Trouble! reviewsWhat happens when Edward stumbles across something horrible in Bella's room? Something so traitorous, that he can barely believe it? And what happens when this horrible something involves vampires in the worst way? ExB ONESHOT!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-17-08 - Complete9. OOPS, Did I Just Say That Out Loud? » reviewsUh Oh, Yumi and Aelita can't lie! What will Ulrich, Odd, and Jeremie do now? Is their secret safe, or will Lyoko be exposed? Pairings: JxA UxY Rated T for my safety.Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 2-21-0710. Hey? What's This? reviewsThe Lyoko gang finds my MP3 player! What chaos will unfold from within the depths of my musical playlist? WARNING: CRACKFIC! UxY JxA Rated T for my safety. I'm deleting this at the end of March! If you wish to adopt it, message me!Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-0711. Masquerade reviewsIt's that time...The day on the annual Casper High Masquerade Ball. Inspired by The Phantom of the Opera. Told from Danny's P.O.V. Rated T to be safe. Oneshot Songfic! Slight DxSDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-29-07 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete12. A Hand From The Heavens reviewsDanny's in a jam, and Sam's worried. What else to do but pray? WARNING: Contains Christian beleifs. Do NOT flame me if you don't beleive this religion. I claim the freedom of religion and freedom of speech! Slight DxS Rated T for my safetyDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-20-07 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete13. Oneshot Contest Series reviewsMy friends on TV. com have started a Oneshot Contest, and I'll be posting my enteries here in chapter form. Different pairings and rating, nothing over T rating. 1. Post PP onshot, Valerie's thoughs on Danny being Fenton and Phantom. Can be onesides DxVDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-0714. The Upside Down, Topsy Turvy day reviewsWhen Ulrich's life seems to have turned upside down, what happens? CRAZINESS! Slight UxY, extremely funny! ONESHOT!Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete15. Forever the Girl Next Door reviewsOneshot Songfic in a hidden POV Pairings: ?x? Only way to know is to read the story! Summary and title stink, story better! Song: Girl Next Door by Saving Jane Rated T for my safety. As she sits and thinks about him, she wonders if she even has a chanceCode Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete16. The Cartoon CoEd Sleepover! » reviewsWhat happens when OC's, The Xiaolin Monks, Team Phantom, Criss Angel, and the Lyoko Gang all come together for a slumber party? TOTAL CHAOS! UxY DxS JxA RaiKim Rated T for my safety Xiaolin ShowdownXDanny PhantomXCode Lyoko crossover CHARACTERS ARE OOCXiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 6-17-0717. Lessons of a Ghostly Kind reviewsDanny Phantom agrees to teach Mr. Lancer's class about ghosts, but this is a game of risks. Will Danny win, or will his secret be payment for playing with fate? Slight DxS, Rated T for my safety. OneshotDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete18. I Have an Idea! » reviewsTucker has an idea, and the lovebirds don't like it. Pairings: DxS Rated T for my safetyDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete19. DP: The Adventures of the Fake DP Outtakes Group » reviewsFollow us as we torture Dan, mess with Butch, sing, dance, and just plain make mayhem on the DP set. Slight DxS here and there. Rated K to T.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-7-0720. DP: The Adventures of the Crossing the Lines Group reviewsFollow us on a hilarious adventure that will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time! Slight DxS here and there. Rated from K to TDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-6-0721. Whispers in the Night reviewsUlrich tries to confess to Yumi how he feels, but he chickens out. Will he ever get another chance? UxY Oneshot SongficCode Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete
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