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since: 01-19-07, id: 1202032, Profile Updated: 06-18-09
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Author has written 29 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu Yu Hakusho, Anime X-overs, MÄR, Silver Kiss, Twilight, Naruto, Truth About Forever, D.Gray-Man, Dragon Ball Z, Maximum Ride, Static Shock, and Vampire Academy.

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--Added: Favorite Pairings (Again!)--

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--==((Kimbo’s Comments))==--

Changed a buncha crap...People always ask me these, so here's my most FAQ.

Q: Why won't you read my story/Why did you stop reading my story?
A: There are actually multiple reasons. Let’s start with the opening. If you summary contains "Summary sucks" or "I suck at summaries" then chances are I wont read it because frankly, if you put that there, then you're story probably sucks if you can't even summarize it. Now it's different if you have "full summary inside" because I know it's hard to put a good summary to a story in such a small amount of space. And if you aren't too confident about your summary then you probably aren't too confident about your story and so I don't want to waste my time.

Another thing on the front, if you can't spell, capitalize, or use punctuation in your summary, then I skip right over the story (unless it's something my sister tells me is good). So if you can’t capitalize your title or summary, why would you in the story?

Now, onto what’s inside. If your summary and title passes and I click the blue link, you’re still not out of the clearing yet. If you can’t use the “enter” key, I will just roll my eyes and exit. No one wants a headache after reading a wall of text. It’s obnoxious. Start a new paragraph with each new speaker at least. It gets confusing when you have “one person speaking here like this.” “And then a totally new person speaking here.” I lose track that way and it gets aggravating.

Another thing, CAPITALIZE. I hate reading stories that have things like that. I understand not everyone has MSWord, which autocaps things. But that just brings me to my next thing. PROOF READ. If you find it boring to reread your stories after you type it, then chances are people will get bored reading it, too. It doesn’t take that long to read your story and make grammatical edits and spell check. Not too good at spelling? I’ve read MANY books and seen over 90 different anime. Shoot me an e-mail or PM and ask me to beta! I’m online everyday with no plans for summer vacation. You can also use the Beta search thing they have here on the site, too!

One last thing. DETAILS AND DESCRIPTION. Well, that’s two things…oh well. If I see something like this:

Character 1: blahblahblahblah

Character 2: blahblahblahblahblah

Then I WILL report the story and leave. It is against the rules to use script format anyways, so just don’t. I also hate:

“Blahblahblah,” said Character 1.

“Blahblahblah,” said Character 2.

“Blahblahblah,” said Character 3.

“Blahblahblah,” said Character 2.

Uhhh…if you can’t even be creative enough to come up with another word other than “said” then how is your story going to be creative? Use things like “agreed”, “snapped”, “complimented”, “scoffed”, interrupted”, “mumbled”, “murmured”, “muttered”, and many, many other words that show emotion.

I know it seems like I’m picky, but I just hate wasting my time on stories that can’t even take the time to be neat, creative, and well written. (coughcoughBreakingDawncoughcough). If you have questions, comments, concerns, or flames about this, go ahead and PM/e-mail me.

--==((About Me))==--

Name: Kimmy-chan (Kimmy-kun), Kim, Moldymoo, Kimbo, Kimiko, Hey You!

Age: Old enough.

Favorite Bands/Singers: Abingdon Boys School, Access, Aqua Timez, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Ayumi Hamasaki, BEAT CRUSADERS, The Cranberries, Crystal Kay, Do As Infinity, Dream, Emilie Autumn, Evanecence, Fall Out Boy, HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR, Hitomi Takahashi, HOME MADE KAZOKU, I:scintilla, JUNE, Kansas, L’Arc-en-ciel, Linkin Park, Little by Little, Meat Loaf, Namie Amuro, Nana Kitade, NIRGILIS, Orange Range, Ore Ska Band, Porno Graffiti, Rie Fu, The Scanty, See-Saw, Sowelu, Styx, t.A.T.u., Utada Hikaru, UVERworld, YELLOW Generation, Vic Mignogna, Youhna, Yui, BoA, DJ Amaya Remixes

Current Songs That I'm Obsessed With:
Chouwa Oto - Kokia
Always Hardcore - Scooter
Libera Me From Hell - Iwasaki Taku
Exodus '04 - Utda Hikaru
Chain Reaction - ?? (It's from Winx Club)
Again - Yui
All the Magic - Natalie Imbruglia
My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson

Favorite Book(s):
Blood and Chocolate - Anette Curtis Klause
Airhead - Meg Cabot
Being Nikki - Meg Cabot
Evermore - Alyson Noël
Howl's Moving Castle - Dianna Wynne Jones
Just Listen - Sarah Dessen
Lock and Key - Sarah Dessen
The Truth About Forever - Sarah Dessen

Anime I’ve Seen: check out my anime-planet account. My name is Lenaleexx.

My Sites:
DeviantART: http://www.rabidxtoaster.deviantart.com
FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~fullmetalalchemistress
YouTube: FMAlchemistress
Webs: http://rabidtoaster.webs.com

Favorite Pairings:

Bleach:
IchigoxOrihime
UryuxNemu
RenjixRukia
HitsugayaxKarin (WOOT WOOT! FAV PAIRING!)
HanataroxYuzu
IchimaruxMatsumoto
AizenxHanamori
KenpachixYachiru (RAPE! XD)

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1. Static Shock: Missing in Action » reviews
Richie goes into a coma and Static wants revenge. Three years later, Static, Hot-Streak, and some civilians are still MIA. Victoria seeks out the help of Gear, who happens to be her best friend Jason's dad, to help her find them, including her own dad.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 9-30-09
2. The Female Dog Demon » reviews
InuYasha is kidnapped, Kagome is..changing. Hikari is InuYasha and Kagome's daughter. But what happens when ANOTHER hanyou comes from the future in an attempt to take Hikari's life, along with her mother's? This story's like a cloud, there's so much fluff
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,881 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 2-25-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome
3. Return to the Academy » reviews
POST BOOK 3 After a year of searching for Dimitri, the stigoi seem to have vanished, reappearing two years later. Needing all the help they can get, Rose returns. What happens when Rose thinks she knows a way to return Dimitri to his former self? SPOILERS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-17-09 - Rose H.
4. Twilight the Movie SPOOFED » reviews
A parody of that THING they call the "Twilight Movie" I call it "crap" Go ahead, flames are welcomed and needed. FYI: I loathed the movie...so of course, there'll be spoilers. M for language later on. We're giving out crack to readers!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 11-24-08
5. Tourniquet » reviews
***Twilight/Supernatural Cross*** Edward leaves in New Moon. She doesn't jump. Charlie dies when Bella graduates. Bella runs away. Carlisle switch hospitals and they still live there. Bella crosses paths with the Winchester's and ends up with the colt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 4-24-08
6. The Roll of Two » reviews
What would happen if the Gate Keeper Clown had rolled a two, and not a one? Would Ginta take Koyuki? Of course! What will happen when the story unfolds, and Koyuki meets Snow?
MÄR - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 8-27-07
7. Sacrifiction » reviews
**AU SEQUAL TO NEOFICTION** Is that right anymore? Not-so-AU...Will Edward and Bella lose their only daughter? Where's Jacob Black been all these years?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 8-9-08
8. Missing » reviews
3 years after STWAOES. Max is taken back to the School and Fang and Iggy get themselves captured to save her. Fang comes down with an illness that hasn't been seen in nearly a hundred years. MAJOR FAX. Summary subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,786 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 10-14-08
9. Mana » reviews
A level 4 akuma that resembles Mana knocks Allen Walker into a coma. Desperate, Komui calls for back up--Cross's sister and her team of three exorcists. Summary and Title subject to change.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 7-28-08
10. FullMetal Alchemist and the Spirit Detective » reviews
[ON HOLD!] Keiko, Yukina, and Winry have been kidnapped! What will happen when Ed and Al meet the Spirit Detective? Can they save the girls in time? Or will they be killed off before hand? YusxKei KurxNONE HieixNONE KuwxYuk No unusual pairings!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 7-4-07
11. Dusk » reviews
**AU OOC** Bella and the Cullen's swtch places. Bella reads minds, Emmett trips every three steps, Carlisle's a red neck, Alice isn't high, James is gay, who are Alyssa and Kimberly, why is Jasper cutting his wrists, Esme has cats, and much, much more...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 11-4-07
12. Cardinal Points »
AU Goku didn't die in the Cell Games. Goten has a twin sister, Lena, who has a secret. A secret that can change the outcome of a fight between the Z Fighters and four new aliens that arrive on the planet--an event Goku knew about. The reason he left.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 8-20-08
13. A New Life Elsewhere » reviews
***Sequal to 'Life Goes On'*** InuYasha 'dies' in a plane crash right? Wrong! He's alive, but doesn't remember Kagome OR his daughters. Now, He and his Fiancee return. Who will InuYasha choose? Wait, his Fiance is pregnant? Rated for language. Please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 7-9-07
14. Neofiction » reviews
***AU Sequel to Metafiction*** Chris is kidnapped, Madison is changed, and Chris declares he hates Madison. But what happens when Christopher and his 'coven' begin to attend her school? Will she be able to undo the brainwashing? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 826 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete
15. The Truth about the Truth reviews
The Truth about Forever: After her last year of High School and 3 years of college, a single game of Truth leads to Macy crying. Her mother and sister knew. Delia knew, too. But now that she knows why he lied, she was kind of glad. WesMacy ***One-Shot***
Truth About Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete
16. Life Goes On » reviews
[COMPLETED] Kagome was just torn away from the home she grew up for 16 years in. She meets new people and friends, but what happens when one of those friends is abusive? PAIRS: InuxKag, MirxSan, SessxRin, HojoxKik
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 3-10-07 - Complete
17. Pablo Paperclips reviews
A crack story aboutThe legend of Neji, a pickle. Hinata, a drunken hooker. Ino, a phsychotic bunny-chasing...etc. Kakashi, the mentioned streaker. Lee, the...erm...I don't remember...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete
18. Metafiction » reviews
After Edward left, Bella was changed by Laurent soon after she had a baby. 16 years later, Alice returns. What will unfold? Will Edward come back? AU: Edward gets Bella preg...that's it for the AU stuff DON'T LIKE DON'T READ SEQUEL IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 39,786 - Reviews: 957 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 10-11-07 - Complete
19. Alone Again reviews
peotry! dur Based around New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-07 - Complete
20. The Sun Rises reviews
poetry! dur
Silver Kiss - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-2-07 - Complete
21. Sunrisen reviews
Zoe has been bracing herslef for the death of her mother for a while. But whenshe does die, all of that is lost. She wanders around and ends up in the park, surrounded by three familiar people. Who can save her now? [ONE SHOT!]
Silver Kiss - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete
22. 101 Ways To Tick Off Edward Elric » reviews
What does the title say? I can use some suggestions! Rated for language probably. FAN MADE! Don't PM me saying that it's mean!. I'm an Ed fangirl!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 8-12-07 - Edward E. - Complete
23. The White Room reviews
RATED M FOR LANGUAGE ONLY! STRONG LANGUAGE. What happens when characters meet? Extreme OOC. CRACK FILLED! tabacco or drug usage, but not alot. Just Jiraiya smoking again...Sasuke's Emo! When! Kurama spins...Ed and Hiei? YUKI SOHMA! gasp WHO!
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-07 - Complete
24. Locket reviews
When Kagome comes home from school, she's nearly shot, and almost hit by a car. But what would happen if a really cute guy saved her, and it's not the InuYasha she knows? [ONESHOT] InuxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-7-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
25. I'm A Little Alchemist reviews
I'm A Little Teapot Alchemified to use Winry's word...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-07 - Edward E. - Complete
26. Our Inu Report reviews
ever wonder what the villagers think when they see the giant holes n the ground from when kagome tells him to sit? and why do they disappear!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete
27. Unfaithful reviews
Kagome catches InuYasha with Kikyou...AGAIN! But this time will she just let it pass? songfic! r&r!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-6-07 - Complete
28. 100 ways to kill Kikyou » reviews
what does the title say?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 2-28-07 - Kikyou - Complete
29. Yugioh GX and Secret Figures cross » reviews
Jadens deck is stole! So is a censored from censored! Weird! But what will happen when Jaden confronts these thieves, but he can't duel them! How many socks will be lost?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 1-23-07
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