Name: Mandy

Gender: Female

age: old enough to curse honors/AP teachers to hell

place of residence: Chocolandia

Fav. animes/manga: (no particular order)

07 ghost (FOR THE WIN!!)

Records of a Fallen Vampire

Anima

Pandora Hearts

Black cat

Kuroshitsuji

Code Geass

Naruto (not so much now, but it was really good early on)

Bleach

Fullmetal Alchemist

xxxHoLiC

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles (hope I spelled that right... -cough-)

Princess Princess

Ouran Highschool Host Club (FtW!!)

Spirited Away

Castle in the Sky

Vampire Knight

Death Note

Prince of Tennis

D.N. Angel

Shakugan no Shana

Zero no Tsukaima

(there are more, but I can't think of them off the top of my head)

Fav. Music/Songs: Various OP/ending songs from animes, Final fantasy/kingdom hearts game songs, heavy rock, metal, heavy metal, gothic, Emile Autumn (victoriandustrial), contemporary/pop, classical, etc. (NO RAP!!)

Fav. Games:

Kingdom Hearts (1, 2, Chain of Memories)

Final Fantasy (7 (including Crisis Core), 8, Dissidia)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

True Friendship

~CoW~: Now this describes my best friends and me perfectly. Sadly I'm the one usually getting laughed at. Yes! I'm talking to you Gold3Tenshi3Tsubasa and Chibico Hime!!

mandy: note above from original creator-- but this is for my friends- Lauren, Paige, and Lexi

#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad.

#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

#9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

:-) Friendship (-:

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Friends

Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others
You can't live long enough to make them all
yourself.

Friends, you and me...
You brought another friend...
And then there were 3...
We started our group...
Our circle of friends...
And like that circle...
There is no beginning or end...

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.

Real and Fake Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its
yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct
quotes and a few embarrassing stories.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will take your drink only because they have finished their own and are sure you won't kill them for drinking YOUR martini.

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask where the bathroom is.
REAL FRIENDS: Take a shower, brush their teeth, floss, gargle, then start watching TV with only a towel around them, without saying a word.

~from sukai kitsune's profile

Good ol' copy-and-paste stuff (that drives my sister insane)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (a no-duh thing, since if ones dead, they can't move half a finger; let alone get on a comp and to fanfic)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (...o.O dude, my profile is like fifty pages long...)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of intrests, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever argued with yourself, lost, and find nothing wrong with it, put this in your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, twilightdeath, Stratosphere, mandy-san

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you have ever kicked someone in the mouth so hard that their front teeth came out (or if you wish you could) and you felt slightly guilty yet oddly satisfied with yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. (albeit a bit random for a comment like this; especially in fanfic-dom..o.O)

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic , piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, twilightdeath, The Dawning Moon, Stratosphere, mandy-san

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

(again, not created moi)

A Message

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

~From sukai kitsune's profile

Quotes i like (all credit to their due creators):

-Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age by half, double the price of their clothes and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

-Advice is something we know but wish we didn't.

-Real villainy is hidden under a kind and smiling face.

Proper punctuation is the difference between a man's laughter and a manslaughter.

"The only cure for writer's block is insomnia." ~Merit Antares (and i get damned piss when i don't get enough sleep)

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one." ~Baltasar Gracián (soooo true)

"It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write."

~Lewis Sinclair

"Fuck not with Fandom, for Fandom fucks back, and you can forget about the lube."

Guns don't kill people, shinigami notebooks that fall from the sky kill people.

“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.” ~Johannes Brahms.--xDDD

"Veni, Vidi, Vader. I came, I saw, I turned to the Dark Side."~ Found on Liz Skywalker's profile on FF

"Severus sneered. Horrible Muggle invention, the zoo, where brainless idiots threw food at monkeys, only to have it thrown back. Often with interest."- Better Be Slytherin!- By jharad17

"La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid. 'Vengeance is a dish best served cold.'"- Better be Slytherin!- By jharad17

"excepting Percival Weasley, perhaps, a Gryffindor Prefect who had other unfortunate personality issues to more than make up for that lack, including a nauseating tendency to kiss arse."- Better be Slytherin! by jharad17

" When life gives you lemons, drool and make people wonder why the hell lemonade is clear with bubbles."- me! xD

("When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it"

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse"

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door"

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday"

"I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me"

"If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back"

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves."

"You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it"

"An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work"

"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks"

"I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid"

"It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss."

"There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"I'm not as dumb as you look"

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"

"Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.")-- all things in the bracket belongs to skyflyte12; and if anyone has a problem, at least i had the thought of giving the author credit. I don't know if skyflyte12 wrote all those, but i got it from there.

"There are four houses; Hufflepuff the loyal brain dead

Ravenclaw the smart boring

Gryffindor the brave brats

And Slytherin the cunning best."- Dark child- by henriette

Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall fortell my return~ Genesis (Final fantasy crisis core, play Loveless)

Fanfiction killed my brain, but it died with a smile.- me.

( ( -"No, you don't get it, that's why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" -Kakashi Hatake

-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobles for moving the religious books into the fiction section.

-Ultimate Fail, is but a thing of the past for your level of fail, for you have failed so hard, the meaning of the word fail, does not fail enough to describe your fail.-Found this one on a profile.

-A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care.

-That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.

-even an idiot can seem wise if he doesn't talk.

-This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

-Don't worry if you die I'll give you 100.

-If you die I swear I'll kill you

-The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail

-Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

-don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

-everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

-If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

-You laugh at me because I'm strange; I laugh at you because you're all boring and normal!

-Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

-You can't free a bird if it ain't gunna fly. You can't live a life if you don't ask "Why?"

-If God didn't want me to do it he would have stopped me

-Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
only then will we realize that money cannot be eaten

-If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it ) )

~Eveything in double parenthesis is from sukai kitsune's profile.

"Let your blood spill at my feet,
Feel my pain,
I'll make you suffer,
Heed my words,
All of those who stood in my way.
Hell will be heaven once I'm through with you."- Vampire's Lust, chapter 3, by Hatechild

"There are three sides to every story. His side, her side, and the truth." Realm of Shadows- chapter 9, by Kamerreon

~CuTiEs ~

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

~ from skyflyte12's profile

Note: All credit for most of the makeup of the profile above belong to their respective author!! (so i am not to be sued) >> Those that aren't already credited to their creators are either created by me or someone else on fandom that i forgot. If you expect me to look through all the stories i have on fav. list just to find the creators...well, let's just leave it at that.

My fics:
-A guide to torturing mayuri for dummies: (oneshot)
humorous ways to make the idiot (and hateable) captain suffer for his crimes.

-A guide to torturing Kon for dummies: (oneshot)
A requested fic. basically ways to make Kon miserable (as a girl, I hate perverts, like any other girl)

-Did you know? A set of bleach rumors (oneshot)
A story on rumors of seireitei, real world, and hueco Mundo. (written b/c i was bored)

Double Royalty Book 1: Fanged

Vampire Naruto- not Gary stu, but definitely no ordinary ninja. follows the original plotline of the story with a few twists. (title used to be Double Royalty 1: Vampyre. title changed)

Espada no Naruto: Fading shades of grey: bleach/Naruto crossover- in which Naruto is not a shinigami, hollow, or arrancar (but something totally different) things are heating up!

Note: on EnN, the title's meaning are quite cryptic, but the it is going to get clearer as the story progresses.

Upcoming fics:

None at the moment, considering writers block.

Fic Status:

ALL HIATUS! I've got school, other stuff to do, and my interest is on 07 ghost for the time being (that, and Kingdom Hearts-- can't WAIT till 358/2 Days come out!!

~~The end of the who-knows-how-long profile. For those who read through my entire profile, please do not leave behind any pieces of sanity behind if you leave. I have no use for such a useless thing, and neither does the garbage dump.~~

PS- just as a side note, yes, i know it takes forever to load this beyond-all-reasonly large profile (partially the reason WHY i made it that large). it'd take even longer to categorize the fics under my favorites list.

~Mandy