Hey Anime biscuits lolz

Ok first of all if any of you have read a couple of my stories you notice that most of the time there is an Ooc named Kaiyumiko, well in case you were wondering, Kaiyumiko is not supposed to be me. She is just my first and favorite Ooc and im proud of her because she's what inspired me to start writing fanfics so to those of you who enjoy my work just know which of my ideas got me started =D

Now about me...I am what you would call really complicated haha. I work really hard on my fanfics just like everyone else and im very sensitive about them. I dont care about constructive critizism, actually i enjoy it alot because it helps me improve. But what i do care about are flames. To all of you flamers...Shut the hell up damn aint nobody care about ya lil ignorant ass comments iight, i dont see yo ass coming up with anything better. If you dont like it...then dont fuckin read it but dont be wastin mah time jus cuz you got some shit to say and u aint nuthin but a fuckin coward who's ideas arent important. Aint nobody give a shit ok? Why dont you go and get a damn education and build character so u can learn some respect iight. To all of you who have dignity and sense to not flame i apprieciate it; i apologize that you had to sit through this.

Next issue...Drooling fangirls...i jus dont get yall...but im cool with it. Hey drool all you want jus dont drool on me.

Alright i'm done preaching ...i enjoy the following Anime

Inuyasha (notice the most or only Anime i write about...yea sorry about that folks)

Naruto

Bleach

Samurai Champloo

Fooly Cooly

Full metal alchemist

Fruits Basket

Tokyo MewMew

Yu yu Hakusho

Chobits

Sailor Moon

One piece

S-Cry-Ed

Since im all Inuyasha writer lolz (who knows maybe that'll change) ...

PET PEEVES!

If there's anything that pisses me off the most, it's when this happens to me...

Im watching a horror movie and Oh Snap! the killer's right behind you, girl! Run, Run! Yes! That's it, you don't waste time, good job! hahaha yea!-and she TRIPS!- WHAT! AAAH WHAT! Get your ass up! What is this? NAP TIME? He's coming! What are you doin? GET U-awwww, fuckin idiot. (yea that happens waaayy too much in movies, shows, and stories.)

LOVED CHARACTERS...

Inuyasha cuz i love his attitude and he stands out by making sure he gets his respect. He has so much will power and will absolutely never give up! That's so awesome to me. Btw everyone i must get this point across. Inuyasha is 200 years old. In the fourth movie it is stated that Inu no Taisho died 200 yrs ago which was the same night that Inuyasha was born. As for Sesshoumaru, my educated guess would be that he's 400-700yrs old becuz he looked slightly older than Inuyasha looks now 200 yrs ago.

Sesshoumaru cuz lets face the obvious facts, he's the strongest,he's the most intelligent, and he's easy to make fun of. He is so complicated just like me so i just enjoy analyzing him. And i love his dangerous smile its alurring which makes him even more deadly. Can i make on thing clear? That thing on his shoulder IS NOT i repeat NOT his tail! I can prove it. Step 1: look carefully at his dog form. Step 2: locate the fluffy on his shoulder. find where it starts and stops. Step 3: look to the back of the dog and locate dog-like TAIL! that's right, i don't know what that fluffly is...hell niether does Rumiko Takahashi, she even said so but its not a tail because he doesn't have a tail until he is in his DOG form. To double check this PROVEN fact look at his father as well. Some say that Inu no Taisho has two tails. NO he has one tail in his DOG form and he just happens to have a fluffy that splits into two. THANKYOU!

Naraku, I'm sorry but- no wait i'm not sorry- I love Naraku. Even if he is evil and what not but you know what? He's smart enough to keep all the rest of the dumbasses on this show running around like a bunch of fools. EVEN SESSHOUMARU! And you can call him a coward but think about it. If Sesshoumaru stood in front of a barrier you created and said 'Reveal yourself so that i may rid the world of your insolence!' Would YOU come out?...nuh-uh, I wouldn't. Mama didn't raise no fool. What the hell do i look like? That's like if Naraku killed everyone in the Tower of America then jumped to his death...nuh-uh, somebody pushed him.

Sango cuz she is the perfect example of an independent woman. She's strong and determined yet kind and mellow. She's a loving quiet woman who if you get her mad will whip out her fiery side and whoop yo ass!!

Rin cuz she's jus so cute and i'll respect anybody who melts that icy shell Sesshoumaru had. Yes i said shell cuz if u notice? Sesshoumaru has had way too many chances to kill inuyasha, the brother who he wanted to 'kill' so badly and yet Inuyasha is still alive. I wonder why?? wink wink. But rin is just adorable and innocent giving a breath of fresh air once in a while from all the fighting and drama.

Inu no Taisho/Inutaisho/inu-daddy/ The Great Dog Demon/watever else you would call him cuz he is just so smart and powerful and yet still kind and merciful. It seems to me that the more i learn about him the greater he looks in my eyes making me kind of sad that we never got to truly know him.

Izayoi cuz she's so beautiful and kind-hearted. She also was brave enough to face the world with the fact that she fell in love with a demon and beared a half-demon child without caring what others thought of her. Making her strong and admirable.

HATED CHARACTERS...

Kikyou cuz she is soooo depressing, im the type of girl who is just fun-loving and always smiling, when i look at Kikyou and the show wants me to feel bad for her i just say '-sigh-...let it go.' Not only that but how many times do they have to kill her ass before she stays down. Another reason is that she obviously did not have a strong enough trust with Inu, if she would have stopped to (gee i dont know) THINK!! She would have never fell for Naraku's trickery. (And am i the only person who hasn't asked themselves why Inuyasha couldn't smell the difference between Kikyou and the imposter? Oh well.) Besides she didnt love Inuyasha for the way he was and she just wanted to get rid of her responsibilities to protect the jewel by using it to turn Inuyasha human thus purifying it. If you ask me shes selfish and two faced.

Kagome cuz Inuyasha, if it didnt work out with Kikyou, why the hell would you go out with Kagome? Im sorry if it were me i would've been like "Nope I've had enough of priestesses, they pin people to trees" but thats a whole different thing. I dont like her cuz she is such a goody-goody. I hate that cuz it just seems fake to me, i keep it real. And i think shes bi-polar...she gets mad over the stupidest shit. Kagome is a stupid preppy trick who is always getting kidnapped cuz shes so damn weak. I mean how many damn times u got to be kidnapped and threatened with ur life BEFORE you learn how to run fast...WITHOUT TRIPPING!!

Jaken cuz hes such a KISSASS...i swear he's gay...Jaken comes straight out the fruit loops box. But i guess since he serves Sesshoumaru, he isn't all that bad.

Kouga cuz let's face it, HE'S WEAK!! It bothered me so much when he got the jewel shard in his arm torn out by the Bird of Paradise and he was takin it like a BITCH!! I mean, compare that to what Inuyasha goes through half the damn time and Inuyasha never cries in Kagome's arms like a big ass baby. And then he's a liar cuz he promised Ayame that he'd marry her but goes after Kagome! Not to mention desperately persistant.

Dont like it? TAKE THE TYSON APPROACH AND BITE ME!!

FAVE PAIRINGS...

Inu/Kag, Ima sucker for the classics and tho i hate the idea of one of my fave characters with one of my most hated U gotta love em.

Inu/San, Hey she's strong, hes strong i love it.

Mir/San CLASSIC and besides they r just so good together.

Sess/San Haha this i like...demon with demon slayer a regular romeo juliet. The strongest guy with the strongest girl AND two of my faves.

Kou/Aya CLASSIC and obvious.

HATED PAIRING...

Sess/Kag WTF He wants her dead, i swear he hates her more that he 'hates' Inuyasha. He would have killed her by now if it wasnt for Tetsuseiga and Inuyasha. She does NOT deserve him. Hell she doesnt even deserve Inuyasha but if anybody has to do it, it might as well be a CLASSIC!

Mir/Kag Thats just weird. Yea he asked her to bear his child but i mean we might as well make pairings for him and ALL the girls he's asked to bear his child. But i'd probably love this couple if its a whole them betraying Inu and San which would end in one of my fave couples Inu/San haha.

Inu/Sess (If ur gonna make a yaoi..DONT PUT BROTHER W/ BROTHER...thats just wrong on SO many levels.)

ONLY IF THE STORY IS GOOD...

Sess/Rin Eh its cute but kinda weird...they have more of a father daughter relationship goin on.

Sess/Kik Boring plus Boring just equals BORING!! I mean sure they r both beautiful/handsome, powerful and intelligent ppl but come one...shes dead hes not...and it doesnt seem like Sesshoumaru is too cool with her ever since the whole 'pin Inuyasha to the tree while the war with the panther demons happens' thing.

Sess/Kagu I guess since shes in love with him and all and its a romeo and juliet story yet again. But i just couldnt picture it. I mean she is the incarnation of his worst enemy. Wouldn't that be like him dating Naraku? hmm...

Inu/Kik ALIVE+DEAD= WTF!! But id read it if it was good. But you kno now that i think about it...Inuyasha is screwed either way. Its either a dead girl or a girl who hasnt been born yet. Does anyone else worry about the who time vortex thing?

Rin/Koha Its cute and kinda sorta obvious.

Ok here another thing about pairings...WHERE THE HELL ARE YALL GETTING THESE WEIRD ASS PAIRINGS?

Inu/Ship

Kag/Bankotsu

Kag/Inutaisho Wat the hell man?

Kou/Mir

O believe me theres more...buuutttt ill assume yall got the picture.

Favorite Inuyasha Moments

#1-In movie 4, Sesshoumaru fights Kyoura-

Kyoura: Isn't this exciting, Sesshoumaru? We're Kindred Spirits, you and I?

Sesshoumaru: You are out of your mind. -hahaha its so funny because never would i ever expect Sesshoumaru to say something like that and the way he said it...he really meant it. It wasnt just an insult, it was was a fact to Sesshoumaru lol.

#2 "Go find me a more suitable demon and bring me back his arm. Know that if you don't, i will have to kill you." I like it only because Jaken was fighting with the old demon arm in the back ground and i had to rewind it just to actually listen to wat the hell Sesshoumaru had said because...i was just so distracted.

#3 -After Sesshoumaru cut down Jaken with the Tenseiga.- "Jaken: MASTER SESSHOUMARU, WHYYYY?...Sesshoumaru: Get up Jaken, you're fine." Did Jaken really think he was dead? And i noticed Sesshoumaru had a smirk on his face so he was obviously laughin at him...so was i.

#4 -Jaken was doing that whole 'Testing, Teasing thing' with the flower petal and it came up Testing.- "Jaken: You ungrateful dog!" -Sesshoumaru threw a rock at him.

#5- I absolutely loved the fight scenes in the 3rd movie (especially the one where Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were fighting in the bamboo) Have you ever noticed that Sesshoumaru talks the most when he's fighting. You'd have to throw a punch at him to engage conversation. Another thing about the fight scenes in movie 3, Sesshoumaru's kinda mean isnt he? I mean, he says such hurtful things. "You don't even know what father looked like so spare me the pompous heroics"-Sesshoumaru to Inuyasha. Did anyone else get pissed, or sad, or even a dark humor off that comment. Makes ya say "...ouch." That's alright Inuyasha got him back later on in the fight when he said "Well, considering that ive beatin you over and over again, that makes you nothing more than a pathetic dog!"-Inuyasha to Sesshoumaru after Sesshoumaru called him a half-demon again. That almost beat Inuyasha calling Sesshoumaru a "Stupid jackass" in the series. idk i jus think its hilarious when someone cracks a witty comeback.

My Personal Quotes

"I may not hit a woman but i'll beat a bitch's ass." I say this whenever the debate of domestic violence comes up.

"If you're big enough to hit then you're big enough to get hit." I don't like little kids so whenever one of them hits me i hit them back and use that as my defense.

"I don't understand the world anymore." I say this when something unbelievably freaky happens.

"-whisper- Chicken Tenders...Sweet sauce all over my body." Its part the 'Burger King' joke by Dane Cook. Its one of those things that my friends and i couldnt say without laughing.

"-In a deep manly voice- Hi..I'm Ashely!" I dont know why i started that but it made it all the funnier once i saw First Sunday. When he was getting the massage hahaha!

"Latinas they get Krazy, Blanquitas they get Krazy, Negritas they get Krazy, Yo Mama she gets Krazy!" hahaha we do that whenever someone calls someone else crazy. It gets annoying but its hilarious in a serious moment. I mean could u picture u sitting there in the cafeteria and these two angry girls stand up. One yells "You Crazy Bitch!" Then like 7 ppl from a table across the room jump up yellin "Now jump up let's get Krazy, Now jump up let's get Krazy, Now jump up let's get Krazy i said 'Damn that's Krazy.'

Best Friends: This is for me and my best friend's Briana and Samantha!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie (Fatality!)
Carebears!
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that
You remember reading Highlights Magazine
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

Dats pretty much it...=D