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Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Harry Potter. Hello out there! How fares your world? (Mine is currently seen through odd shades of green . . . but last week it was fluffy. . .) Um... still in high school and I am the 'weird' one. I LOVE to read books and manga and I do believe that the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are possibly the best of the century. Yes...I'm a fan, can you tell? Don't answer that... If you want me to read your story just e-mail me and I'll read and REVIEW your story. I won't flame, I promise... I'm always on the look out for good stories, so do e-mail me. If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Hydromaniac, russanodrey, Giver of Roses, If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you are suffering from any or all of the following symptoms : Crooning and muttering to inanimate objects, defending said object against foes real or imagined despite risk of loss of limb, a potent fear of black hooded capes or curtains, and/or an odd obsession with pirates, fan fiction, the time-space continuum, and fictitious beings of all nature, etc..) Copy this into your profile & add your name to the list. Giver of Roses, If you are fond of Cheetos, HP DVDs, bridges, pirates, suspense, gloating over the imminent doom of _ (Please insert villain name of your choice), miniscule robots, paperclips, overall insanity. . . Do check out my other stories and (drum roll please ) REVIEW!!!! (Reviews make my world HAPPY! Wow... that made no sense...) ...My Bartimaeus trilogy fanfics are currently paused... due to writer's block... Xena's Rules For Survival 1. If you can run. Run. 2. If you can't run. Surrender and then run. 3. If you're outnumbered let them fight each other while you run. 4. Talk your way out of it. | |||||||
1. Silver Sands » reviewsA voyage to the end of the world leaves none the same. There is a sinister presence on the Pearl as they float through perpetual darkness. The evil taints everyone, creating confusion and hatred. REVIEW MINE AND I'LL REVIEW YOURS. on hold.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 1-23-07 - Elizabeth S. & Capt. Jack Sparrow2. What REALLY is Happening reviewsA series of interviews with the characters of my other fic Silver Sands and the discarded chapter 5which would've actually been chapter 4. Please read and review. Odd references to The Ominous Blue Box.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-073. To Say Hello and Goodbye » reviewsAh what to write, what to right... Well... I can't think of anything... so just read it and let me know what you think. Oh and please review... pretty please!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-9-07 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Tia D.4. The Ominous Blue Box » reviewsTrouble surrounds Barti. and Nat because of Nat's disturbing obsession with a box. A blue box. Of Paperclips. Much gloating over Voldemort's looming demise and many references to Cheetos. Flames welcomed with open arms...NICE reviews get cookies!Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-18-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete5. I HATE Camping! » reviewsKitty runs into an ODD group of villains from modern books and movies.Sirius is tagging along just 'cause he can.Durza is searching for fairies from the Artemis Fowl series.Saint Dane is leading and Draco is very confused now.Raistlin's plot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-17-07 - Draco M. & Sirius B.6. Maybe We Should Have Rented A Movie reviewsBarti and Nat go to the movies.But after a mishap involving an old man and a ferret,the disappearance of Nat. Barti attempts to take over the human world as we know it via time travel and Prague.Something goes wrong.He finds himself on a ship.pirate shipBartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-077. Talk Show Bedlam reviewsA talk show host accuses Bartimaeus of living in a giant cow, pirates show up, Darth Vader discovers rum. Courtesy of Captain Jack. An insane monopoly game, villains scheming in a corner, Bohemian Rhapsody and a Davy Jones impersonation. Review please!Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-07
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