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Je n'ai pas abandonné mes fanfictions commencées, je les ai juste mis en pause pour l'instant...

I don't own the stories I write fictions about, I only wish...

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Lorelei Candice Black

"You don't ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn't matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood friend, or a new acquaintance -You don't have to make room for people who cause you pain or make you feel small. It's one thing if a person owns up to their behavior and makes an effort to change. But if a person disregards your feelings, ignores your boundaries, and'continues' to treat you in a harmful way, they need to go." Danielle Koepke

This is something I need to remember more often... I think it's something a lot of people need to remember and put into action! :-)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? This looks fun, let's see what it'll end up being...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Dinosaur - GLEE cast version

Waking Up: Last Name - GLEE cast version

First Day at School: The first time I ever saw your face - Celine Dion

Falling In Love: Being good isn't good enough - Lea Michel (Glee)

Fight Song: Feliz Navidad - Glee (Archie)

Breaking Up: Light up the world - Glee Cast Version

Prom night: What dreams are made off - Hilary Duff

Life: Freak the freak out - Victorious Cast version (Victoria Justice)

Mental Breakdown: Tik Tok - Kesha

Driving: She's so gone - Lemonade Mouth

Flashback: Dream on - Glee cast version

Getting back together: Aleluya - Rufus Wainwright

Wedding: What is this feeling? - Wicked the musical

Birth of Child: Holding out for a hero - Glee Cast version

Final Battle: The boy is mine - Glee cast version

Funeral Song: Have you ever - S club 7

Final Credits: I love Rock and Roll - Britney Spears

Well... The result is quite weird isn't it?

QUOTES from The Pretender that I like:

Miss Parker: These are the house rules: no running, no playing, no feet on the furniture, and no noise, which includes crying and whining. Be invisible and we'll get along just fine

Sydney: How do you think he will hold up?
Miss Parker: Before or after he wets his pants?

Mr. Lyle: When in doubt, lie.

Broots: I found something bizarre.
Miss Parker: What, like hair on your head?
Broots: No, that would be fantasy. This is real.

Catherine Parker: Trust can kill you or set you free.

Jarod: I want to know who I am. And I'd rather die trying to find out than live not knowing.

Sandi: Are you telling me you've never been to a strip club before? You know, strange men cramming sweaty wads of cash into strange women's panties?
Jarod: I think I would remember THAT.

Jarod: [after asking the foreman about the sulfuric chloride] One more question.
Foreman: Shoot.
Jarod: Valentine's Day. Specifically cupid.
Foreman: Yeah.
Jarod: A corpulent infant, who happens to be an archer, goes around shooting arrows into people and suddenly they're in love?
Foreman: That's about it.
Jarod: And to show that they love, people buy each other chocolate and other sweets? Do they want to be fat, like the infant?

Miss Parker: God forgives. I don't.

Dr. Jason Earl: Jarod, why don't you tell the group what brought you here?
Jarod: A large cop with bad breath.

Annie: So, you're a doctor *and* a lawyer?
Jarod: And I'm working on Indian chief.

Miss Parker: You shouldn't underestimate Jarod. And you should never underestimate me. And the next time that you send me into a building that is gonna explode, it had better blow, because if it doesn't it's gonna be your gray matter they will be mopping up with a toothbrush.

Here are some quotes from The Nanny that I like... I laugh so much when I watch this! Especially when it's Niles and C.C. arguing:

C.C.: I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning.
Niles: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?

C.C.: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Niles: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

C.C.: I find I can catch more flies with honey.
Niles: I always thought your tongue darted out.

C.C.: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.
Niles: You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it.

Fran: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all?
C.C.: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Max: Oh Niles, what is it this time? Your job, your weight, no future?
Niles: Well, Sir, I was just wondering why I have no social life but you cleared that right up for me.

C.C.: What's Maxwell doing in London?
Niles: One would hope, Miss Fine.

C.C.: Seriously, Niles, where do you keep all that cash?
Niles: Someplace you'll never get near.
C.C.: Oh, your mattress.
Niles: No. [pointing at Mr. Sheffield] His.

Mr. Sheffield: Can you keep a secret?
Niles: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

[Fran and Sylvia are held hostage by a bank robber]
Sylvia: He's not wearing a ring!
Fran: Ma, he's a thief!
Sylvia: [emphatically] Who'll be worth *millions* in a few minutes.

C.C.: [to Niles] Don't you have something to dust?
Niles: How about the left side of your bed?

Max: Where the devil is C.C.?
Niles: Well, Sir, it is raining outside... maybe she melted? Shall I look outside for a pointy hat and Chanel suit?

[Fran has accidentally run over a rabbit]
Max: It's not like rabbits are endangered species. All they do is mate.
Fran: Well, aint that nice. I killed an animal with a better social life than me.

Some good OC quotes:

Seth: You know what I mean?
Ryan: Hardly ever.

Seth: I’ve got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.

Marissa: I love you.
Ryan: Uh... Thank you?

Julie Cooper: “Men to me are what chardonnay is to you. One sip and I’m upside down on a chandelier.”

Seth: [about having sex with Summer for the first time] Ryan, I was Nemo, and I just wanted to go home.

Sandy: What are we fighting about?
Kirsten: I don't know, but it's serious!

Seth: Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked.
Summer: Ew!
Seth: Summer? Come in!
Summer: No way!

Sandy: Don't ever get married!
Ryan: I've heard that from you before.
Sandy: Oh, you'll hear it again. I'll be at the bar.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Don't use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Quotes from Once Upon A Time:

Belle: Love is hope. It fuels our dreams.

Mulan: "Tread carefully. It's dangerous to confuse vengeance with justice."

The Evil Queen: True love's kiss will break any curse.

Rumpelstiltskin: Love has killed more than any disease.

Mary Margaret: If people are suppose to be together, they find a way.

Rumplestiltskin: "Evil isn't born Dearie, it's made."

Mary Margaret: "Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing."

Emma: "Not feeling anything is an attractive option when what you're feeling sucks."

Jiminy Cricket: How can she remember who you are, when she's lost sight of who she is?

Henry Mills: [referring to Mary Margaret] So you think someone's setting her up?
Emma Swan: It's the only thing that makes sense. The only problem is, nobody's got a motive.
Henry Mills: My mom does.
Emma Swan: Regina?
Henry Mills: She hates Snow White. Hey, you wanted a motive.
Emma Swan: Well, I don't think, "She hates Snow White" will hold up in a court, Henry

My favorite Sue FB eye quotes:

MYLES I'm Einstein with a gun. Boston born, Harvard educated, S.W.A.T. trained Myles Leland... III. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a country to save.

SUE THOMAS Oh give it to me. I don't have the "male map phobia" gene.

Darcy D'Angelo (Bobby's girlfriend): Don't fill up on pizza. Bobby's cooking. He's been working on a wonderful recipe for Rock Cornish Hen.
Jack: [incredulously] Bobby's what?
Myles: [Quietly, to Lucy] This is the man who told me he wanted to move the stove out of the kitchen to make room for a pinball machine

Sue Thomas: [She's mad because she acted in commercial without being told that it was to elect a specific congressman] I'm going to go and exercise another one of my rights, that's what I'm going to do.
Bobby Manning: I hope this isn't the one about the right to bear arms.
Jack Hudson: I think her bare hands are going to be enough.

Myles: When they were handing out the "evil gene" this guy must've been fighting to get to the front of the line up.

Myles Leland III: What happened?
Tara Williams: You missed it, Jack and Sue got married!
Myles Leland III: I went out for a tuna sandwich. How long was I gone?

Lucy: [to Sue] That's a man for you: the world's coming to an end and he's scalping tickets.

Myles: A martyr who's taking medication so he can live long enough to kill himself, how sick is that.

Myles: How can someone sound cute?
Lucy: Not to worry Myles, that's a problem you'll never have.

How to get rid of a flirty guy:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

TVD quotes:

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Caroline: How come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.

Damon: Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was Joe. That lie...will haunt me...forever! (This quote inspired my short fiction "Stefan's hunger", check it out!!!)

Damon: Stefan Smiles... Alert the Media!

DAMON: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Rebekah: so women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes then?

STEFAN: uhmm..maybe they're ninja turtles.
DAMON: you're not funny, no comedic timing at all.

Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Damon: When Klaus dies, you're going to walk out of here without a scratch and Elena's aunt dies. Somehow you're the only one that wins. How'd that happen??
Katherine: I didn't let love get in the way.
Damon: Enjoy eternity alone, Katherine.

Elijah: The problem, Damon...you talk a good game but you don't actually know anything. She'll never forgive you. And never for a vampire...it's a very long time.

Caroline: Isn't killing cute defenseless animals the first step to serial killer?
Stefan: Well, you sort of skipped serial killer and went straight to vampire.

“Yeah, Elijah’s one scary dude. But with nice hair.” - Alaric

Elijah: " It's quite a collection you have here. It's a funny thing about books. Before they existed, people actually had memories."

Rebekah: If you don’t shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth.

Tyler: The bond effects how you act, not how you feel

Charmed quotes:

Phoebe: I hope this doesn't mean we get our *virginity* back too.

Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.
Piper: Don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.

Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?

Piper: Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?

Darryl: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?

Cole: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe: With my demon ex-husband from hell?

Cole: You're pregnant?
Piper: I was, but now I think Leo is.

Cole: I'm goin' straight to hell cause it's got to be a sin to look THIS good.

Piper: Paige! There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the baby!
Leo: Or his father.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and then you'll understand."

Stargate quotes:

"It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to 'MacGyver' a system for the gate on Earth." - Samantha Carter

Kane: Do you ever give up?
Daniel: Not til I'm dead. [pause] And sometimes, not even then.

Vala: You know, I never thought I would agree with my father, but now I’m starting to remember about how he used to go on about you nurture them and then you raise them and you teach them the best that you can and then all they do is break your hearts. I always assumed that his experience was just tainted by me.
Daniel: What are you talking about?
Vala: Wow, she started off all sweet and innocent to begin with, and now she’s hell-bent on domination of the galaxy.
Daniel: Wha—? How old is she?
Vala: A few hours.

Daniel: The Pentagon said this was everything.
Jack: Oh, please! The Pentagon's lost entire countries!

Jack: How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?

Daniel: Wait a minute, you're actually saying you need someone dumber than you are?
Jack: You may have come to the right place.
Hammond: Thor, with all due respect, we need SG-1 here.
Sam: I could go, sir.
Jack: I don't know, Carter. You may not be dumb enough.
Sam: I think I can handle it.

Jack: We brought dinner and a movie.
Teal'c: Star Wars!
Jack: Teal'c's seen it, what, eight times?
Teal'c: Nine!
Jack: Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be OK.
Sam: You've never seen Star Wars?
Jack: Well, you know me and sci-fi...

Dangerous beauty favorite quotes: (it's hard to select, to me this whole movie is a giant quote to remember!)

Veronica Franco: I confess that as a young girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry. I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life, one I resisted at first but learned to embrace. I confess I became a courtesan, traded yearning for power, welcomed many rather than be owned by one. I confess I embraced a whore's freedom over a wife's obedience. I confess I find more ecstacy in passion than in prayer. Such passion is prayer. I confess I pray still to feel the touch of my lover's lips. His hands upon me, his arms enfolding me... Such surrender has been mine. I confess I pray still to be filled and enflamed. To melt into the dream of us, beyond this troubled place, to where we are not even ourselves. To know that always, this is mine. If this had not been mine-if I had lived any other way-a child to her husband's will, my soul hardened from lack of touch and lack of love... I confess such endless days and nights would be a punishment far greater than you could ever mete out. You, all of you, you who hunger so for what I give yet cannot bear to see that kind of power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift-ourselves, our yearning, our need to love-you call it filth and sin and heresy... I repent there was no other way open to me. I do not repent my life.

Maffio Venier: It must be interesting to be in a room full of men, most of whom you've seen with their pants down.
Veronica Franco: Puts it all in some kind of perspective.

Veronica Franco: I confess I *fuck* divinely those who love... and well opine me.
Maffio Venier: [mocking her] I confess... I fuck divinely... those who... richly wine and dine me!

Veronica Franco: [she's pealing a banana] The Latin for banana is arienna. Banana tree is pala.
[she swallows the banana whole, as the wives look on shocked]
Veronica Franco: A woman's greatest, and most hard-won asset... is an education.
Giulia De Lezze: Just because you can say it in Latin doesn't make it any less obscene.
Veronica Franco: Just because you took a vow doesn't mean you know how to love.

Paola Franco: In order to choose your lovers wisely, you need to understand men. No matter their shape or size... position or wealth... they all dream of the temptress. The irresistible... unapproachable Venus... who quickly turns pliable maiden when they've had a hard day.

Gilmore Girls quotes (that show is one giant quote too!)

Luke: I gotta get back to stuffing my turkey.
Lorelai: Oh, honey, do you have time to do that and prep your Thanksgiving food?

Lorelai: 'Mom, I'm getting married.' I'm an idiot. And you know, as my mouth was opening my mind was screaming, 'Don't do it, I mean it, you'll regret it.' But did my mouth listen?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: No. And it opened and the words came out, and Emily was Emily, and my mouth was stunned. And my mind said 'I told you so.' And then my mouth got mad because no mouth like's to have it's nose rubbed in it. And now my mind and my mouth aren't talking, and it'll be weeks before we can get the boys together again.
Rory: Your mouth has a nose?

Luke: This is Stars Hollow. You take three left turns and you're back in the center of town.

Luke: So, back from the ball huh?
Lorelai: Yes, I left behind a glass slipper and a business card in case the prince is really dumb.
Luke: Good and desperate thinking.
Lorelai: Thank you.

Lorelai: Aren't baby shower balloons supposed to reflect the sex of the baby? Blue for boys, pink for girls.
Rory: You would think.
Lorelai: What's green for, aliens?

Luke: You tuck a bed in on both sides?
Lorelai: Yeah, and then I slip in, like it's a straightjacket.
Luke: Oh, you must feel at home there.

Lorelai: So, where are you now?
Luke: I'm about 10 minutes from If-I-lived-here-I'd-blow-my-brains-out.
Lorelai: Ah yes, I hear it's lovely there.

Sookie: [to Lorelai about Luke] He has had to watch you go from one guy to another, and then the engagement was on, and then the engagement was off, and patiently, he's waited. And in walks this kid and he says "My God, will she date anyone else in the world before she'll date me?"

Michel: Every day that you breathe you make my life harder

Lorelai: It's from my mother.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: It's heavy. It must be her hopes and dreams for me.
Rory: I thought she discarded those years ago.

Lane: The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing.
Rory: Yeah. Kids are cool and all, but getting there seems like a big cosmic joke.
Lane: Definitely thought up by a man.
Rory: My mom said that when she told me where babies come from.
Lane: My mom still hasn't told me.
Rory: Really?
Lane: When my cousin got pregnant, she said it's because an angel brushed its wings against her face.
Rory: I could fill you in on the details sometime if you want.
Lane: No thanks, I've picked it up off the streets.

Michel: [about Paris] She's back! She's coming back!
Lorelai: What? Why?
Michel: I don't know - maybe she forgot her phone, or her spell book, or something.

Xena quotes:

Ares: I never knew you were looking for a father.
Xena: I'm not.
Ares: Well then someone clearly has the job.
Xena: Yeah, Gabrielle.
[Gabrielle smirks]
Ares: I would have *paid* to see that...

Leah: Life as a priestess to the virgin goddess Hestia isn't all that hard, the most important rule is to know who you are.
Gabrielle: Believe me, if I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won't be a problem.

Xena: You always got to me, but you were bad for me, Ares. You still are.
Ares: Xena, is there even a chance we could be together one day? I don't know, maybe, you know one in a thousand?
Xena: More like one in a billion.
Ares: So you're sayin' there is a chance.

Leah: You AREN'T virgins?
Gabrielle: Well, *I* was married at the time.
Leah: Well, we all have our little EXCUSES, hmm?
Gabrielle: [Xena smirks] Were you?

Xena: I have *many* skills.

Gabrielle: I'll rise but I refuse to shine

Ares, God of War: [after Xena kills someone about to kill him] You saved my life. I won't forget it.
Xena: Yes, you will.

Ares: Danger excites you... and as you know I am somewhat dangerous

Xena: [To Gabrielle] If you can run, run. If you can't run, surrender, then run. If you're outnumbered, let them fight each other while you run...

Ares, God of War: Pain is just nature's way of saying: "Hey! I'm alive!".

Ares: Just out of curiosity... What would have happened here today if I'd really been asking for your hand in marriage, no strings attached?
Xena: [after kissing Ares] Guess you'll never know.

Twilight quotes:

"Ugh." I winced.
"What is it?" he asked anxiously...
"Needles." I explained, looking away from the one in my hand...
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Bella & Edward

Bella: I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory.

Edward: It would be more… prudent for you not to be my friend. But I’m tired of trying to stay away from you, Bella.

Bella: You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home

Edward: You've got a bit of a temper don't you?

Bella: Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

Leah: That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate.

Glee quotes:

PUCK: Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?

Ms. Corcoran: I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.

PUCK: When I woke up, I knew it was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew and
the Good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.

Jesse: [To Finn] You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop

ARTIE ABRANS: We plan on smacking them down like the hand of god.

Will: I knew your brother, Jake. Puckerman.
Jake: Half brother. Our dad's like an NBA player. There could be 50 other Puckerman's running around Ohio.

Puck: Funny thing about a kiss. If it comes at the right time from the right girl, it can be like magic. It can bring you back to life, like CPR with tongues. It can change you, even if it's just back into what you always were: An all-original, Grade A bad ass.

Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Rachel: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me? Do you have a Facebook account or a Twitter account? Do you have time to sit down and watch Bravo or read a book or buy laces for your incredibly high comical boots? I don't. It's exhausting being me.

Joe: I was having feelings.
Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?

Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you

Santana: I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences

Things to do in the Elevator.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Merlin's best quotes:

Merlin: I just want Arthur to trust me. And to see me for who I really am.
Gaius: One day he will.
Merlin: When? Everything I do is for him and he just thinks I'm an idiot.
Gaius: Not everyone thinks you're an idiot.

Arthur: So where are my flowers?
Merlin: Flowers?
Arthur: I heard you put some in the Lady Morgana's room, is she the only one who receives a token of your affection?
Merlin: Yes, I mean no!

Arthur: (Laughs) Merlin is such a wonder, but the wonder is that he's such an idiot! There's no way he can be a sorcerer.

Arthur: What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out.
Merlin: There's just no pleasing you sometimes!

Merlin: I haven't had a chance to sit around and do nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot! I'm too busy running around after Arthur. “Do this, Merlin. Do that, Merlin.” And when I'm not running around after Arthur, I'm doing chores for you! And if I'm not doing that, I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count! Do I get any thanks? No! I have fought griffins, witches, erm… bandits! I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while, I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out, Uther will have me executed! Sometimes I feel like I'm being pulled in so many directions, I don't know which way to turn!

Merlin: This isn't funny.
The Great Dragon: Oh, it is! It is! The thought of Uther marrying a troll! Was it a very public affair?
Merlin: Public enough. (The Great Dragon laughs) Don't laugh. If she can't be stopped, Arthur won't become King. Albion will never be born.
The Great Dragon: I'm sorry. You are right, of course

Merlin: Arthur's thanking me, Uther's grateful, you're proud... I have never been this popular!
Gaius: I'm almost certain it won't last.
Merlin: Just let me enjoy the moment. (Both laugh)

Arthur: (After Merlin saves his life) How many times do I have to get it into your thick skull? I'm supposed to be doing this alone!(Gawine turns up) Great. This just gets better and better. Are Gwen and Morgana here too? Are we going to have a surprise party?!