Greeting:

Quote (or Motto) of the Day: "Irish proverb, do not get violated by a piece of fruit," -my friend, at Celtic Club, after i said i got 'violated' by an apple after someone threw it at me and it hit my arm.

Note: Check out the The Black Deity's stories, some of them are co-written by her and myself.

Stuff About Me:

Nickname: Just call me Wolf.

Gender: Female...

Fav. movies: Clue, The Harry Potter movies, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Friday the 13th series, Halloween series,

All-time Fav. Band: Three Days Grace

Favorite Song: Tie between Animal I Have Become and Gone Forever (Both by Three Days Grace)

Fav. music: Aaron carter, The Ramones, The Beetles, The Killers, Linkin park, Seether, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Toybox, almost anything really...

Fav. Mangas or Animes:Death note,Tokyo Mew Mew, Yu Yu Hakusho, Cardcaptor Sakura Master of the Clow, InuBaka, Fullmetal alchemist, Naruto (My favorite), One Piece, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Bobobo-Bo Bo-BoBo, Slam Dunk, Zatch Bell (kinda), Bleach,

Fav. None-Anime T.V Shows: Supernatural, Total Drama Island, South Park (Fav), Code Lyoko (Does this count as an anime?), The Suite life of Zack and Cody, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Myth Busters, Most Evil, Powerpuff Girls.

Fav. Books: The Outsiders, Life of Pi, Goosebumb books, Night, Why do dogs drink out of the toliet?, Do cats always land on their feet?, Go ask Alice,

Current Hair Color: My hair is black with purple underneath. My real hair color is brown though...

My Persnality: I can be discribed a few words: Insane, annoying, and strange. I'm insane but people seem to like me for that. I talk way to much and I rant sometimes but most of the people don't seem to mind. I'm pretty strange and random with the way I act but I don't really think that shows up in my writeing style but some times you can clearly see it in my writeing, like in; Crack by Crazys or ask the mew mews 2. I'm kind to most people unless you do something to piss me off like hurting my friends. I'm protective of the people I care about and I am always willing to help or give advice to people who want it. I can hold grudges sometimes and I sulk when i'm upset. I'm bad temepered sometimes and violet. I can also get really hyper...

Fears: Puppets, Being alone in the dark, Heights, Escalators, Haveing to speak infront of a lot of people a.k.a. Stage Fright, Daddy long legs, and 3D/4D movies.

Random (and pointless) facts about me: I'm 5'3", the color that best reprensents me is red, i've been told i smell musty(even though I wash everyday), and I like to listen to german heavy metal music.

My After-School programs: I'm not in any sports but i'm in a club. I'm in:

The Celtic Culture Club: A Club where we learn about and go to places and festivals about Celtic Nations aka Scottland, Irelend, Welsh and other places. Are first trip was to the a Celtic Festival..

Things I will write: One-shots, Mutli-chapters, Crack, None-crack, Yaoi, Straight couples, Yuri, harmens, diffrent genres, diffrent POV's in stories, Lots of stuff. Though my normal style is Humor or Romance or both!

Things I will not write: Lemon, Incest.

NOTE: If somethings not listed i'll most-likely be willing to write it. If you want to make a writeing challange with me go ahead- I'm competitve! And i'll win ;D! My current record is 1 win, 1 lose...

Pairings- (Some of) the pairings I support are:

Naruto: Hinata/Shino, Shikamaru/Ino, Sasuke/Naruto, Kiba/Hinata, Rock Lee/Tenten, Hidan/Kakuzu, Deidara/Tobi, Kiba/Shikamaru, Kiba-harmen.
(With OCs): Mika/Naruto, Wolf/Neji, Deity/Itachi, Toffee/Sasuke (and more).

Tokyo Mew Mew: Kish/Ichigo, Zankuro/Pai, Tart/Pudding.
(With OCs): Mika/Kish, Toffee/Ryou.

Yu-Gi-Oh!: Yugi/Tea, Mai/Joey, Yami/Yugi, Ryo/Bakura.

Code Lyoko: Jeremy/Aelita, Sam/Odd, Ulrich/Yumi.

Avatar The Last Airbender: Katara/Aang, Sokka/Suki.

One Piece: Nami/Luffy.

Death Note: L/Light, Mello/Matt, Mikami/Matsuda.

South Park: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Butters/Pip, Craig/Clyde, Craig/Tweek.

Outsiders: Johnny/Ponyboy.

Total Drama Island: Courtany/Duncan.

Happy Tree Friends: Pop/Disco Bear, Flippy/Evil Flippy.

Other: Freddy (Nightmare on Elm Street)/Jason (Friday the 13th)

(And more)

Favorite Fictional Dudes:

(In no order)

- Michael Myers (Halloween)

- Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

- Neji Hyuga (Naruto)

Requests:

Idea Requests: If you have a story idea that you would like written but don't think you can write or don't want to write yourself please fell free to message me and when i write it i will give you all credit for the ideas.

Pairings Requests: If there is a pairing you would like to see me write (even if it's not in the section about the pairings i like) feel free to message me and i will try to write it and i will dedicate the story to you (As long as it's not incest or something else i will not write, see the Things i will not write section).

Fandom Requests:If there is a fandom you want me to write a story for feel free to message me and tell me it. If i've seen it/know enough about it to feel comfertable writeing a story for it i will try and i will dedicate the story to you.

My five most popluar stories (by Number of hits) are:

5) Mew Chatroom

4) Ask the Mew Mew's 2

3) Meet Yip

2) Crack by Crazys

1) Fuzzy and Troublesome

My Fanfiction Self:

Name: Garou "Wolf" Hatoyama.

Race: Wolf Demon/Werewolf (in Here Comes Trouble)

Height: 5'2"

Looks: Wolf's hair is black on top with purple underneath. She has a black wolf tail with a white tip and black wolf ears. Her outfit consistes of a pair of black ninja sandals, Dark red slightly baggy pants, a black t-shirt with the leaf village symbol on the front in red, and a leaf village head band tied around her neck. She also has on a Beads of Subjugation necklace (The type of Necklace thing that Inuyasha wears) that causes her to be sat (Pulled face first into the ground) when Mika says 'sit'. (Put on her by Mika).

Family: Wolf has an older sister named Deity who she always listens to. You can also count the members of my FanFiction Family as 'Family'

Fighting Style: Taijutsu/Summoning (Bulls)

Weapon of choice: -N/A-

Abilitys/Powers: Inhanced physical abilitys from her demon blood. (Example: Faster, More endurance then normal humans have, stuff like that...) (This part is diffrent for the ask the mew mew's where she has Autheress powers...)

Weakness: Wolf doesn't think clearly when she's mad and she has dyselxia. (I really have Dyselxia)

Fears: Wolf has a strange fear of puppets and also is scared of being alone (but she would never tell anyone that).

Personality: Wolf is bad-tempered, over protective and violent. But she is very nice to the ones she cares about and is most of the time willing to help out. She is good at giving advice and is not normally calm unless she's in a place she knows with people she knows. Plus she can be a little annoying and crazy at times.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (used to be pokemon)

1. Neji
2. Tobi
3. Zetsu
4. Sasuke
5. Hinata
6. Gaara
7. Ino
8. Kiba
9. Itachi
10. Kisame

Then ask the following questions~

- What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Hug him and ask what's up!

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
shout: GET OUT OF HERE ZETSU! and cover myself.

- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Sasuke's marrying his brother? EWWWWWWWWWWWW...

- Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Thank you Hinata!

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Wake him up! Gaara you can't sleep!

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I guess that's okay! I got ANOTHER sister :D!

- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
He most likely hurt himself training, i would bring him a card and a treat for Akamaru.

- Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I would Kick him in the nuts and run.

- Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Fine by me!

- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Stop them of course :D!

- You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Do something to try and help me but make it worse somehow.

- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A plant of somesort?

- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Get me out and call me an idiot.

- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Try to do something to help me.

- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
He would freak out and beat the crap out of Kisame.

- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
She would take me shopping or something.

- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He doesn't or by forceing me to train.

- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Try to scare me to get me to stop.

- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Cause he's my Nej-Nej!

- Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Tobi loves Itachi?! Wow...

- You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Possibely!

- Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
It's a battle of triple incest!

- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
I doubt it.

- Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
I would try to hurt him and tell him to stop but he scares me.

- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Why the heck is Ino stareing at me?!

- Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Laugh

- Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Itachi loves me?! Great that means Sasuke and Tobi will try to kill me!

- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
HOLY CRAP?! Then i would try to kill Kisame.

-You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Zetsu and Sasuke better not be doing somethin naughty in there. That would be gross...

- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
No...

Would 2 trust 5?
I guess he would to some dagree.

- Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Kisame would poke him back.

- 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Maybe cooking for Hinata and Neji might pick something dealing with fighting.

- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Something with meat.

- 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Jobs at Ino's flower shop.

- 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
It would be a kinda wild haircut.

- 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Not really...

- 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
I don't really want to know.

- 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Kisame would try to kick him back.

- 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
It would not end well...

- 5 and 6 did a workout together?
O.O Intresting...

- 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Gaara would either be mad or not care.

- 7 won the lottery?
She would be quite happy and buy something to impress Sasuke.

- 8 had quite a big secret?
I have no idea what it could be. Maybe he's a cat person?

- 9 became a singer?
Dear god, help us!

- 10 got a daughter?
Who would do THAT with Kisame!?

- What would 1 think of 2?
Neji would think Tobi was annoying.

- How would 3 greet 4?
"..."

- What would 4 envy about 5?
Nothing I would think.

- What dream would 5 have about 6?
I don't know, Maybe a dream involveing Naruto?

- What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Nothing at all.

- What would make 7 angry at 8?
Kiba was an idiot and broke something of hers.

- Where would 8 meet 9?
During a fight!

- What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
"I love you."

- What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Neji beat the living crap out of him.

- Is 3 Gay?
I don't think so...

- How do you feel right now?
Amused.

(Copy/paste Music thing)

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag three people.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
I Remeber Larry (Weird Al) (i must miss this Larry person o.o)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF
Numb (Linkin Park) (Im uncaring now!)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Gone Forever (Three Day's Grace) (I want guys who are gone o.o)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Face Down (Red Jumpsuit Apparatus) (I down want to know...)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
As Lovers Go (Dashboard Confessnial) (okay...)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The diary of Jane (Breaking Benjamin) (I'm Jane's Diary? O.O)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
In Fate's Hands (Red Jumpsuit Apparatus) (Oh god, i'm turning into Neji)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Welcome to the Black Parade (My chemiacal romance) (but my best friend's asain not black)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
She Wants Me (Aaron Carter) (But i like guys O.O)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
In the End (Linkin Park) (poor me...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Aaron's Party (Aaron Carter) (O.o...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
9 to 5 (Lady Sovereign) (Intresting thought process)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
One Better (Aaron Carter) (That's kind of cute i guess)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Just like you (Three Day's Grace) (but i'm not like my friends)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Pinhead (The Ramones) (LOL This post is a pinhead :D!)

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1. What’s my mood like right now?
Wake up Call (Maroon 5) (:O!)

2. How’s tomorrow going to be for me?
The Best of Both Worlds (Hannah Montana) (Sounds like i'll have a good day)

3. What kind of person am I?
Fat (Weird Al) (now that's just mean)

4. Am I loved?
She loves you (The beatles) (But i'm still into guys o.o)

5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
With you (Linkin Park) (Awww how cute)

6. What should I do with my life?
Glad to see you go (The Ramones) (Huh...)

7. Is everything going to be alright in the end?
Girlfriend (Avril Lavigne) (-.-! My Itunes thinks i'm a lesiben)

8. What is my best quality?
Wart Hog (The Ramones) (O.O warthog?)

9. How does my sex life look?
Oh my god (Jars of Clay) (is that a good or bad thing!?)

10. What’s the meaning of life?
Outsider (The Ramones) (I feel so informed)

11. What do people think of me?
Baby it's you (Aaron Carter) (i feel loved and creeped out at once)

12. Would I make a good lover?
Pain (Three day's grace) (i guess not...)

13. How crazy am I?
Baby got Jack (MC sampler) (So I am sane!)

14. Will I have a good life in general?
Seventeen ain't so sweet (Red Jumpsuit Apparatus) (That sounds bad...)

15. Will someone ever really love me?
The Best Deceptions (Dashboard Confessional) (Again, that sounds bad)

16. Can me and anybody ever be more than friends?
I saw her standing there (The Beatles) (god, i hate you Itunes)

17. What’s going to happen to me this week?
Oogie Boogie's Song (Nightmare Before Chirstmas) (Uh-Oh)

18. Where will I be a year from now?
Not to young, not to old (Aaron Carter) (cause that really helps me -.-)

19. What is my fondest wish?
I Wanted Everything (The Ramones) (God i sound selfish)

20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Look at me, i'm Sanadra Dee (Grease) (Ha ha ha, very funny...)

21. How did my parents meet?
The KKK took my baby away (The Romanes) (What a strange way to meet)

22. How will I die?
Beat on the Brat (The ramones) (ow)

23. What song will be played at my funeral?
U + Ur hand (Pink) (-.-)

24. What will happen after I die?
Bye Bye Bye (N' Sync) (That makes sense)

25. What will I dream about tonight?
A world without danger (code lyoko) (That's nice :D!)

26. How does my media player feel about me?
I F--g Hate you (Godsmack) (I KNEW IT!!)

(Copy/Paste thing)

1) Pick the first anime show that pops into your head...NOW.-

Naruto

(2) Pick the first character to pop into your head from that show.-

Zetsu :D!

(3) What would you do if you saw them right now?-

Hug him and giggle

(4) What do you think they would do if you did that?-

Try to eat or kill me.

(5) How do you respond to this reaction?-

I would run away but stay and watch him from afar...

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara
2. Naruto
3. Hidan
4. Pain
5. Tobi
6. Hinata
7. Neji
8. Deidara
9. Lee
10. Sasuke
11. Zetsu
12. Shino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, i have never!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes! Very hot ;D!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

O.O!! bad things!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yup!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! but there's storys about them and stuff.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

ZOMFG!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Sasuke is caputred by the Akatsuki and is to be used as bait to get Naruto. While he's there he's under the watch of Hidan. Coud love possiblely bloom between these two?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Not that i've seen, but it's out there i think

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

More then one bug in the forest

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

RAPE!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What's het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope :)

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Not that i know!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

ITACHI WILL DIE!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dude looks like a lady or Riot

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Possible yaoi!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I'm like a rubic cube the more you play with me the harder i get!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Deidara should not befriend (or date) the enemy...

20) How emo is Seven?

Kind of...

People i've beta-ed for:

Vampiress22 - A naruto author, she puts lots of details into her story and writes them well. She's a very polite friendy person, you should check out her storys.

FanFiction Friends:

KotomiOfTheDarkness- Great people who can always make me laugh. XD

YaggaIAmACaveMan - (Yagga/"V") My friend who has written some of the Storys in Crack by Crazys, (Chapters: 1,2,3,6) She doesn't really read or review fanfiction (execpt mine .) and the only stuff she writes is the Crack i have posted on my story Crack by Crazys but she's a RL good friend of mine.

VampireDesire - (VD) Another anime fan. My newest friend and from what i know of her she's a good person. We talk and stuff. She has decided to call me Wolfa and sometimes Loba. Her RL friend call her Dork which she said after i told her my RL call me a Psycopath XD!

The Rest of my Friends from Ask the Mew Mew's and Ask the Mew Mew's 2! you know who you are! - Great people who are fun and kind of crazy (adding to the fun!)

My Reviewers - I love talking to my reviewers and reading there stories. So if you are one of my readers fell free to leave a review asking me to check out your story!

Fanfiction Family: I have a small (but growing) fanfiction family composed of mostly sisters. If i know you and you would like to join the fanfiction family message me or one of the other members of the family and mention my name ;D.

--Note: right now i have ten family memebers--

Oldest sister: TheBlackDeity (Deity, Onee-Donno) My oldest Fanfiction sister. Were really close, she scares me sometimes but i like talking to her! Because of me she has been paired with Itachi in my stories :D! (my real life sister)

Little Sister: May5000 (May, MayImoto-chan) Around Mika's age, and is a good person who's lots of fun, enjoys tormenting boys and likes Ren from Hell Girl. (Asked by Mika to join the family!)

Secound Little sister: IamSatanhearmeroar -Mew- (Mika, imoto-chan) She's a few (like 2) years younger then me but one of the one's im closest too. kind of crazy which i find to be a great thing in friends. Were close, she like's Naruto and Kish. (Asked to be my sister) (currently Sesshi's Favorite Cousin)

Secound Little sisters Twin: Crys of How can I compare, (Crys, Crys-chan) She's good fun and pretty nice as long as she's not pissed off. (Became Mika's Twin) (Currently Neka -broken hearted mew mew-)

OTHER little sister: I'dRatherTripThanFallForHim, (Toffee, Toffee-Chan) She's young but lots of fun XD And she should never be given suger or the world might end! (She likes Sasuke and Ryou) (She asked to be my sister in Mika's story.) (currently Winged Black Angel)

Another Little sister: xXuSaGiKiXx, (Usa, Imoto-Usa) Funny, we get along pretty good, she's the 'claims to be emo but doesn't act like it at all' girl. (delcared me her older sister :D)

Fanfiction Little Brother: Glory of Dawn (Aka Morning's Child), (MC, Ototo-san) My first fanfiction brother :)! We get along okay, that is when i'm not trying to beat his head in about something stupid he said to Mika. He's Follower's RL cousin... (Asked to be Mika's brother)

Fanfiction older Brother: Follower of Light, (FL, Onii-san) MC's RL cousin, he's fun to talk to and we get along well enough! He and MC seem to get along okay. (MC's Cousin/Became Mika's Brother)

Secound Older Sister: VampHybrid, (Vampy, Onee-chan) My secound Fanfiction older sister. She's fun to talk to and a good author, not as big as an anime fan as the rest of the family. Calls me Wolfy... (I Asked her to join the family)

Little Sister Number 6: Night's Second Moon, (Twi, Twi-chan) My funny Imoto-chan. She's fun to talk to and both us have bad memorys and can't remeber what we were talking about sometimes. She seems to get bored quickly and she likes gaara.