Wow, you actually looked at my profile.

I guess I'll answer a few questions you may or may not have.

Q. Name

A. If I wanted to tell you my name I would use it as my login

Q. Age

A. 18

Q. Gender

A. Male

Q. Location

A. Wicklow, Ireland.

Q. Are you drunk?

A. Is George W. Bush Smart?

Q. Who wins? Pirates or Ninjas

A. Tough choice. I'm going to have to go with Pirateninjas (or Ninjapirates, they're both good)

OCs:

Sonic the hedgehog series:

Name: Flare

Age: 19

Species: Salamander

Gender: Male

Height: 3'2"

IQ: 115

Marital Status: Single

DOB: 14th March

Occupation: Currently unemployed.

Social Class: Pyromaniac/bomb nut

Economic Class: lower-middle class

Alignment: Neutral (he'll probably fight against Eggman if he attacks but he's just doing so for an excuse to blow stuff up/burn stuff.)

Top Speed: 110 MPH

Basic Stats (added numbers cannot exceed 40)

Agility - 4

Speed - 5

Strength - 3

Defense - 3

Evasiveness - 4

Dexterity - 7

Intelligence - 6

Skill - 8

Special Attacks:

Flashfire - Blinds enemies with a flash bomb and then blasts them with his flamethrower.

Wildfire - Flare torches everything around him.

Burning rain - Throws a load of molotovs high into the air, causing them to rain down around him leaving a lingering firey mess in a wide area.

Abilities & Aptitude: Resistant to direct flames up to 400 degrees Celisus (Thats 752 Fahrenheit for you Americans)

Hobbies & Talents: Skill with explosives, able to work out almost everything about an explosion from looking at the blast patterns very quickly (he can tell what explosive was used, how much, where the bomb was, what accelerants were there etc.)

Weaknesses: If it doesn't burn or blow up, he's going to have very serious trouble taking it out. Easy to sneak up on him when he's focusing.

Personality: Jumpy and a little bit sadistic. When he is doing something he has to be really careful with (like wiring up a detanator, putting together a bomb or defusing one) then he becomes extremely quiet and extremely focused.

Color: Orange with a few yellowish patches

Items & Weapons: Flamethrower, Molotov cocktails, A variety of explosive devices chosen according to the situation at hand. (doesn't carry it all around all the time, that stuff is heavy and sensitive)

Copypaste stuff

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abecromie and Finch told it uncool to breath.Copy this into ya profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off at the others.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people then copy this into ya profile.

If you love old music like The Beatles, Thin Lizzy, Queen etc, Copy this into your profile.

Add this into your profile if you like fire and burning things.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Pikana, Teros

Just to go one step further, I'll list my moves. I decided to go with absorbing, transmuting and controlling metal as a power.

Neutral special attack- Mercury sphere: Launches a small sphere of semi-solid mercury at the opponent. Low damage but slows opponent down and makes them heavier for a few seconds. Charging increases size, damage and slowdown but reduces range.

Side special attack- Steel lance: My arm turns into a sharp steel spike and I charge forward for medium damage but multi hitting. Smash special has longer range and moves faster but has longer recovery time.

Up special attack- Metal wave: My body converts to liquid metal and shoots upward. Multi hit, low damage, quick startup and recovery.

Down special attack- Iron spikes: I slam my palm into the ground and numerous metal spikes burst from the ground around me, knocking away enemies and blocking projectiles. Medium-high damage, short range, medium startup and recovery.

Final Smash- Titanium body: Using any metal in the area along with metal absorbed by my body, I convert my skin and bones into titanium. I deal more damage, take less and dont flinch from taking hits.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hatest them. Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despisest the pairing. Thou shalt paste this in thy profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

This is KrzyKrn K's rating system for writers, I just copied it to my profile.

There are 5 classes of writers: 5th being the lowest and 1st being the highest.

Fifth Class writers are writers who don't even really want to write...they just plain suck. In fact they suck so much that they should never attempt to try and type again. They make other writers feel shameful that there are such people like them.

Fourth Class writers are writers who have somewhat of an idea that they came up with from another persons story...on rare unusual occasions do they come up with the idea on their own. They try and take that idea and in cooperate into their story but can't seem to come up with anything original. Their ideas are very abstract and non-flowing with the story-line.

Third Class writers are writers who have some idea of their story. They take that original idea and put it into words to express their plot and all. The problem being is that they don't really know how to convey it into words that well and instead of typing a good story with a good plot they end up messing up the plot with their confusion.

Second Class writers are writers who have somewhat of a solid start with their story and have a good idea of what they are going to type about. They know how they are going to convey their emotions into their story and they know how to interact with the story to make it readable for others. Still they have minor problems with transition, and tend to rush paragraphs sometimes.

First Class writers have a good solid knowledge of their story and have been thinking about their story for a long amount of time. Adding and taking away elements that could hinder the story's plot or make it look better while they plan it out on paper. They have an excellent ability to transition smoothly from paragraph to paragraph, matter of fact so good of an transition that you didn't notice it until half-way into the paragraph b/c of the intense nature of the plot. They aren't necessarily the author's whose story have like 300 reviews. Reviews don't count for anything in a writers uncanny ability to write. So not all stories that have over 100 reviews are First Class.

I am definately a third class writer. I'm full of ideas but I cant transcribe them well. I've posted a few stories but then deleted them because I cant write them properly.

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Pikana

I'll even list the moves I would have. By the way, I kind of copied golfer's format... but I have mah secret abilities!

Up special attack- Geshie (I fire the machine gun downwards and the recoil from the bullets get me up. Hits opponents under me.)

Down special attack- Chainy (I defend and can slash my oponents like Ike's counter)

Side special attack- Bazookie (Think Snake's bazooka move except stronger and slower)

Neutral special attack-Malley (Mallets opponents as hard as possible. Charges up)

Final Smash- 5 Star (I unleash all the powers of my weapons in a beam of light)