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Author has written 32 stories for Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl, Fairy Tales, Prince of Tennis, Kill Me Kiss Me, Harry Potter, and Naruto. "There are no rules, twerp. Only results count. I wanted broccoli and I got broccoli, which means I win at life, so shut up." ~Nishikido Ryo from The Broccoli Conundrum by rheasilvia Tune in mondayswednesdaystuesdaysfridays @ 10 PM. That's when I'm on my caffeine. Greek style, of course. And of course there's Grecian coffee. You ignorant stereotypical folks. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS UENO STATION, BITCHES. AVATAR: Because the Last Friends are the most important ones. -smiles- So, you've landed in owl-land. I hope you don't die of alcohol poisoning. =D Harou. I'm ezyl. Keep the honorifics simple, though a -chan wouldn't hurt, once in a while. Formerly ezyl's girl, now known as ezylrybbit because of an incident involving premature death in a hole and several shots to the rabbit's head (19.10.2008). What would you like to know about me? I'm currently residing in a cardboard box right outside Ueno Station, hoping someone'd come and pick me up. I prize the action of clinging to shoulders over the act of holding-hands, because holding hands is clingy in itself, and clinging to people just gives everyone the impression that you're a needy free-loader. Which I am most happy to be. I want to go to Meiji University someday. I'm the most lethargic, bossy girl -yeah, girl XD- you'll ever have the grace to trample upon. I don't plan on living past thirty because I'll die of stress before twenty. (Though I'd hardly expect anyone to think I'm still in school. I display the tendencies of a forty-year old male pedophile, and I'm apprenticed to Daisy. Who's a pedobear.) I spend my days thinking about escape plans into Aoyama Gakuin, formulating missions to stalk Shigeaki Katou and his (imaginary) boyfriend, writing stuff that does not deserve to be posted anywhere but here, and feeding my pedocat. I tell people the truth whenever they can handle it. And if you can't... Suck it. srsly. Live a little. Die a little. Sleep with someone, if it helps. :P Random list of people who deserve recognition as being friends/semi-friends/saviors-in-fandom. Because now I feel guilty, and because there are few people who have any desire to talk to me in anything less than a condescending manner. LOL. Dottie (the Toma in TomaPi. Don't be fooled by her cuteness. She's all mine. Even if Toma's the supposed seme. :D)
I've never reached a higher state of drought and imbalance in my ability to write and my level of pointless, angstish, crackish fic ideas. Day-in, day-out, I keep shooting myself with a machine gun full of what-ifs, and I end up storing about half of those and publishing an eighth of that. I'm incredibly lazy, and I've started more fics than I'll ever finish in a lifetime. Added with my addiction to watching pretty boys snarling at each other...well, 'tis a recipe for disaster, to say the least. Most of my fics are romance-centered, though I've done a crack story and some angst-nothings, too. I've gotten into a lot of yaoi, as of late, and my emmenagement into the JE fandom, coupled with Rea's corruption!madness, has lead to most of my instability. In short, ezyl's pretty much dead. That's all you need to know, right? As far as my style goes, I'd like to say it's okay-to-read, but it's nothing spectacular...I doubt it ever will be. I'm liable to swear and depress people a lot when I'm in a bad mood, and I have a tendency to go off on tangents and territories that are best left alone. I'm perverted, as well, but my M-rated stuff is terrible and thus I've limited it to the JPop fandom. anyway. FANDOMS THAT I'VE ENTERED AND MAULED x Guardians of Ga'Hoole x Prince of Tennis x Percy Jackson and the Olympians x Johnny's Entertainment x Let me make this perfectly clear, now. I do not approve of flaming, nor am I a troll. I may have, at one point in my history on ff.net, thought flamers were heaven-sent, and at another point considered insulting those very same people, but at the very end I've come to realize that it's all stupid. And very, very immature. Sending out obscenities to people who haven't done anything to you? Wasting your best-kept comeback lines? Come on. I'd rather snark with a pretty Japanese boy, thank you very much. I lurk in the Flamer's forum on PJO solely for my own entertainment. I am a sadist, and I'm entitled to my own sources of amusement. n_n I am posting for my sake and my sake only, and I'll argue if you want to argue, because arguing is fun, on occasion. Isn't that right, Jason? (Note that, arguing here is not a word akin to starting a war. It's playful banter. Exercise for snark writers, and much fun if you keep your cool. I recommend it.) You walk up to me and I deliver to you a carefully manicured, 2-by-3.332 contact card. What do you expect it shall say? It's my business card. A bit of a duh. n_n ezyls_girl@livejournal. And that's my private eljay. sanity in asylum and pillowcased's the one where my fics are. :D cannister!@youtube. Scary stalker video channel. I haven't updated since last year, but there's a couple AMVs. Somewhere. ezyls-girl@deviantART. Featuring whimsical freaks of nature and some blurry photos. ezyls-girl@blogspot. I've killed this bloggy. XD. email. Contact at your own risk. | |||||||||||
1. Just a wind away from happy reviewsSasuke is a moody coffeeholic and Naruto waits. Because love transcends time, and the wind carries it all. SasuNaru, very -very- AU. Birthday fic for Peridot Tears.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete2. Slippery when drunk reviewsLuke drives a taxi to the end of the world. He picks up guests who have a similar destination. Two-pronged forks and candy boxes ensue. Slash, AU. OneshotPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-09 - Percy J. & Luke - Complete3. Keep the Faith » reviewsWhen all else fails, keep the faith. Tezuka certainly didn't. Imperial/Perfect. 2/4. Can be read in Verbal Abuse in the Minor verse.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Tezuka K. & Atobe K.4. Inui's Fangirl » reviewsEverything you would expect from a nerd, chasing another nerd. Magical potions and Atobe-stalking involved. InuiOC.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,195 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-29-08 - Inui S.5. The Evolution of Ryuuzaki Sakuno reviewsThis is a story about girl power, and what a girl can do when she's desperate. T for profanity. RyoSakuOC. This will be short.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-09 - R. Sakuno & E. Ryoma6. The Milkberry Cafe » reviewsThe Milkberry Cafe closes down as a signature and farewell to the owl who died in the hole. Goodbye, folks. I hope you enjoyed joking around with Playbird issues as much as I did... RATED M.Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete7. Antidisestablishmentarianism reviewsRegulus Black finds himself on the run from fanatics of the newly-established Church of Dumbledore, unable to realize who he is due to a mysterious past involving a hook-nosed headmaster. AU and virtually magic-less. Regulus/Severus.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-09 - Regulus B. & Severus S.8. Remember Me reviewsIn which Atobe throws an extravagant party and goes around scaring people in his crazy outfit. No, not really. Royal Pair. SSHGFE for Dudly.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-08 - E. Ryoma & Atobe K. - Complete9. Niji reviewsSanada, interested in older women? That’s like asking whether or not there exists true love. SanadaOC. Possible pedophilia...?Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-18-08 - Sanada G. - Complete10. Verbal Abuse in the Minor » reviewsA story with no beginning and no end, but only one wish. Tezuka, stay gold, even after I die. A companion to Crying, two-part ficlet. Featuring Perfect, Dream, Royal, and one-sided Imperial/Pillar. Ends het.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 10-27-08 - Fuji S. & Tezuka K. - Complete11. The Worst Dream, EVER reviewscrack!story. Percy's got a lot of explaining to do...multi-chappie, many-paired, crack, swearing, explicitness, sexual innuendos...this fic, has it all! Written by the members of the forum GodChildShipping. You can join in the fun, too! XD.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-28-08 - Percy J.12. Silent Storm reviewsAnnabeth Chase plays a wedding crasher with an unhealthy obsession for knives. Set ten years after BoL, AU. Best read after Silent Wind and Silent Rain, but can stand alone. GodChildShipping.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-20-08 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete13. MomoSaku: Food For Thought » reviewsAre we really a dream, one built upon the foundations of gourmet burgers, fruit cakes, and cocktail mixes, or could we be more? MomoSaku. Drabbles.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 8-8-08 - Momoshiro T. & R. Sakuno - Complete14. Pretty Boys Never Get the Girl reviewsLet's just pretend it never happened. Oneshot, JungKun. Yaoi, obviously.Kill Me Kiss Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-08 - Complete15. Indifference reviewsNever let a girl know you like her. She'll become indifferent. KiriAnnKamio, birthday fic for Peridot Tears.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-08 - Tachibana A. & Kamio A. - Complete16. This time 'round reviewsSanada turns into a trickster and schemer. Yukimura, on the other hand, goes for slut. 'Cause this time 'round, it'll be different. YukiSana, Smiling, Tango, and many, many more pairings. Extreme OOCness, dash of fluff.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-08 - Yukimura S. & Sanada G. - Complete17. Before he cries reviewsWhat is this? Tezuka Kunimitsu, crying over a girl? And it's most certainly -not- Atobe's fault...TezuOC, semi-AU. Prequel to Verbal Abuse in the Minor.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-25-08 - Tezuka K. - Complete18. No Regrets reviewsEiji was her number one. Until she met Oishi Syuichiro and discovered how wicked a fangirl's kiss could become. One-shot, EijiOCOishi.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-08 - Kikumaru E. & Oishi S. - Complete19. I'm Not Dead reviewsI have cancer, but cancer doesn't have me. Instead, I'll smile and move on. Pre-Nationals, AU, Yukimuracentric. Inspired by the Kaiser Permanente radio commercial.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-08 - Yukimura S. & Tezuka K. - Complete20. Speechless reviewsAnd for once in his life, Shinji shut up. Stupid Kamio. One-sided ShinjiAnn.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-08 - Ibu S. & Tachibana A. - Complete21. EijiSaku: Through the Years » reviewsEiji likes Sakuno, Sakuno likes him back. Drabbles. EijiSaku. Name "baby pair" belongs to rebeccasanfujieijilvr.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 3-20-08 - Kikumaru E. & R. Sakuno - Complete22. Silent Rain reviewsThalia tries to live in the past, but only ends up packing up her bags. GodChildShipping, sequel to Silent Wind.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-8-08 - Percy J. & Thalia - Complete23. Aurum Est Potestas » reviewsRachel Aphen, lover of both disgracing her family name and being uncharitable towards her mother, about to get a dose of faery sense when she meets the scariest creature she's ever seen. Her grandfather Lumpy, the rug faery. Adventurefic.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete24. Fly a little, it won't hurt reviewsDear little Chix turns into a blubbering idiot in front of Thelda, his queen almighty. AU, slight ChixOC.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete25. My Purest Pelli » reviewsStory of the Pellimore who loved Kludd, and the involvement of the Underground Nest Maids' Association. Discontinued.Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-20-08 - Published: 8-25-0726. Silent Wind reviewsAU. Ten years after Titan's Curse, Percy decides to own up. The results are not pretty. GodChildShipping.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-20-08 - Percy J. & Thalia - Complete27. Dancing in the Vines » reviewsThe vines were rushing forward, their thin tines wrapping around her wings and her down and her talons...it was beautiful, all of it, and yet oddly-horrifying. CleveOtulissaTwilight, newly-named as Moonlight Pair. AU.Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-12-07 - Complete28. Otulissa Leaves reviewsHow do you say it? To someone who's about to leave him forever, never come back. Cleve's POV. Full summary inside.Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-08 - Complete29. Pocahontowl » reviewsThis is how we saved it all. The forest, the river, the cataclysmic event involving both the owl and raccoon worlds... AU and slightly more original.Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete30. Just What You Need, II reviewsWhat happened is for Otulissa to decide. She's bound to be wrong.Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete31. Just What You Need reviewsCurious little ditty. Supernatural visions. Any ideas as to what happened?Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete32. An Intelligent Conversation reviewsMartin sucks in his guts to tell Ruby a secret he's been keeping for far too long. MartinRubyGuardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete
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