| Sower Kreem |
Author has written 30 stories for Warriors, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Book X-overs, National Treasure, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Smurfs, and Guitar Hero. Yup. I'm boring old Sower Kreem again. I am going to eventually rewrite this. For now, you'll have to survive without the random strokes of genius I grace my profile with. I think you can all handle it. :3 | |||||||
1. Must Be Shaky Enough In There To Scramble Brains reviewsScooping the three helpless Baltic plushies up out of their doll chairs, he whisked off down a dimly-lit hall. "I suppose I'll just have to pop you in the washer ... da?"Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-09 - Russia - Complete2. Guitar HORROR reviewsSeveral identical shrieks of "PAPA SMUUUURFF!" were hurled though the air by their owners, potential victims of a provoked manslaughter. Erm, smurfslaughter...Crossover - Smurfs & Guitar Hero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-5-093. Then Something Happened For Lack of a Better Title reviewsEstonia, I am going to effing kill you." But it's not Estonia she goes after. It's not Estonia that ends up getting killed. It's not Estonia's fault everyone's so stupid when I dream about them.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-09 - Estonia & Latvia - Complete4. Six Words » reviewsFor the Six Words forum challenge. Think.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 3-28-095. Youboat reviewsJealousy is among the reasons Germany targets America. Oneshot. Germany/America if you feel like looking at it that way.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-09 - Germany & America - Complete6. So, You Like Food Too? reviewsYou have more in common with your peers than you know... Remus makes his first friend. NOT SLASH--Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-18-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Felled reviewsHaving only half of his limbs hasn't slowed Ed down, but this time around he loses one of the most vital tools he needs to keep going.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete8. George, the AntiVegetable reviewsGeorge stops trying and forgets that Fred always hated vegetables. Drabble-oneshot-thingie.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete9. Sirius, Why Are You Eating Your Tie? » reviewsIn a desperate attempt to save himself from hearing one more thing about Lily, Sirius makes a bet with James. The result? A rather... interesting, shall we say, day.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 3-9-08 - Sirius B. & James P.10. Mittens to Love reviewsPadma's got two mittens, one person, and zero hands left.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-09 - Padma P. & George W. - Complete11. Write Your Own Story » reviewsNeville Longbottom hasn't been free for a long time.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-21-09 - Draco M. & Neville L.12. Umple reviewsDolores Umbridge's idea of flirting is plotting how to take over the world. UmbridgexOC. Warning: may enduce major mind-scarring.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-09 - Dolores U. & OC - Complete13. Alex Louis Armstrong Was Here reviewsEveryone always knows where Armstrong's been.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-09 - Alex A. - Complete14. And Then Thirty Seconds Later Ben's House Exploded reviewsRiley has nothing to do on New Year's Eve and so complains. Pointless oneshot.National Treasure - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-2-09 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete15. The Sandwich That Fell From the Sky » reviewsBy way of some very freaked out Twolegs, a sandwich is flung into ThunderClan woods. Interpreting it as a sign from StarClan, the cats deem it no ordinary sandwich. And what to do with such a sandwich than... oh no. Bluestar just fell in the river.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete16. Four Minutes Inspired reviewsFive songs- four minutes each. Whatever came to my mind, I wrote it, but only in the time space of the song. Five random drabbles. Turned out way better than I thought it would. Squirrelflight. Fallen Leaves. Rusty. Lionpaw. Spottedleaf. Hawkfrost.OneshotWarriors - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete17. Riley Dies And No One Cares reviewsBecause no one ever gives Riley credit for doing anything. Not even dying, it seems.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-3-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete18. Blind reviewsI've made it so far. And it seems right. But is it? Come explore my totally messed-uppedness. Littlecloud centric. Oneshot:Songfic: set to Blind by Lifehouse. Slight CinderLittleWarriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-20-08 - Littlecloud - Complete19. Twiks reviewsIt has a NAME now?" Lionpaw hits on the stick. Jaypaw is not happy. Random Jaypaw x Stick oneshot.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-10-08 - Lionblaze & Jayfeather - Complete20. The Trashcan reviewsOne: Trash smelled a whole lot better than his mother’s house. …Come to think of it, it smelled better than his mother too. Two: It’s… trash…y. Three: … Sirius is running out of reasons.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-08 - Sirius B. - Complete21. Stress Reliever reviewsAbigail has a new habit, and Ben isn't sure he likes it.National Treasure - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete22. The Most Amazingest Meal You've Ever Tasted reviewsThe Weasleys get an interesting first impression when Sirius decides to amaze Remus with his mad skillz and cook a few eggs. They're amazed, all right...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-24-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete23. Stand By reviewsI can't see how she wouldn't be you. She looks like you, sounds like you... and it's just like you, Cinderpelt, to come back and torture me again. Cinderpelt x Littlecloud Oneshot.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-1-08 - Littlecloud & Cinderpelt - Complete24. O Graystripe reviewsA poem reflecting Firestar's thoughts after Graystripe was taken away.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-08 - Firestar & Graystripe - Complete25. It Talks » reviewsA spaceship containing four cats crashes in Harry Potter's yard. Once he gets to Hogwarts more odd characters keep appearing... and start falling in love with everyone and everything. Warriors/HP x-over and more eventually...Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-19-0826. Her Perfect Scene reviewsHoneypaw's prince had already come. She was just waiting for the day he noticed her... she was going to make that day today. Oneshot, Honeypaw x Berrynose -OUTCAST SPOILERS-Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-16-08 - Honeyfern & Berrynose - Complete27. I Don't Think It Likes Lembas reviewsThe Fellowship encounter a paper shredder. Shouts of "AAAAH! MY HAIR!" ensue. Follow their battle against the fearsome beast.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete28. Kitchen Sink reviewsRemus and Sirius attempt to clean out the attic of Grimmauld Place. Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-12-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete29. Adventures of Mr Gibbs and the Love of His Life reviewsA doomed love. Separated by troubled waters, kidnapping, and many other hardships. Being a tragic tale of Mr. Gibbs and his true love, Snugglekins the teddy. Oneshot Pointless rantardedness.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-07 - Joshamee G. - Complete30. The Pants Prophecy: Only Fire Can Singe the Pants » reviews[Only fire can singe the pants.] At the time, she hadn't understood the prophecy told to her. [Of course,] she'd answered. [But why would we singe our pants?] Looking back into her lifetime, Bluepants realizes how necessary it was to get rid of the pants.Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete