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Author has written 31 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, Queer as Folk, Glee, Supernatural, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Inception, Bye Bye Birdie, Teen Wolf, Bunheads, In the Heights, and Wizards of Waverly Place. Herro Kitty. My whole profile is just a giant pairing list. I write things here. You should read them. My Current Pairings for my Current Fandoms Harry Potter Lily/James Remus/Sirius Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny Neville/Hannah Alice/Frank Albus Severus/Scorpius James Sirius/Teddy Teddy/Victoire R/S Blackcest Susan/Justin Oliver Wood/Marcus Flint Dumbledore/Grindlewald Charlie/Males Tom Riddle/Males AVPM/S 'Verse: Voldemort/Quirrell Umbridgde/Firenze Inception Arthur/Eames Arthur/Ariadne Arthur/Eames/Ariadne (OT3? Just me?) Ariadne/Cobb (only like, post-post-post-post-post movie. Not like, *wake up in airplane* O BTW ARIADNE ILU. No. None of that. Gradual attraction, affection. She's the one who's best at figuring him out.) Robert/Men Infernal Devices Will/Jem (I like to call it Heronstairs but I don't know what it's actually called.) Will/Magnus Will/Tessa Jem/Tessa Will/Jem/Tessa Sophie/Gideon Jessamine/Sophie Maximum Ride: Fang/Max Dylan/Maya Omega/Dylan (I'm calling it Omylan and I'm writing one with MaxRideObsessed. It's going to happen. Srsly.) Iggy/Ella Iggy/BOYS Lissa/Any guy who is not Fang Valencia Martinez/Jeb Misfits Alisha/Simon Nathan/Simon Kelly/Seth Rudy/Everyone let's be honest The Mortal Instruments: Alec/Magnus Isabelle/Simon Jace/Clary Luke/Jocelyn Jace/Simon Simon/Magnus Maia/no one ever The Office Jim/Pam Angela/Dwight Phyllis/Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration One Direction LOUIS/HARRY Liam/Zayn Niall/Eleanor Liam/Danielle Niall/Liam/Zayn Louis/Liam Harry/Liam/Louis/Niall/Zayn Niall/Justin Bieber Pretty Little Liars (TV) Spencer/Toby Hanna/Caleb Aria/Ezra Emily/Paige Emily/Alison Psych Shawn/Juliet Shawn/Lassiter Lassiter/Juliet Shawn/Lassiter/Juliet Shawn/Gus Lassiter/Gus Queer As Folk Brian/Justin Michael/Ben Hunter/Callie Ted/Blake Emmett/Drew And if I'm like, out of my freaking mind and it's very late at night and I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time: Brian/Michael and Justin/Chris. But that's ONLY if I've gone nuts. Seriously. Sonny With A Chance Chad/Sonny Tawni/Nico Nico/Grady The Suite Life Series Zack/Maddie Cody/Bailey Martincest Supernatural Wincest Wincestiel Bobby/Jody Sassy Dean/Jo Maggie/Harry John/Mary Team Free Will 2.0 'Verse: Ben/Jesse Ben/Claire/Jesse Claire/Chrissy Ben/Chrissy Teen Wolf Derek/Stiles Scott/Allison Lydia/Stiles Lydia/Jackson Lydia/Allison Jackson/Scott Danny/Isaac Danny/Scott Danny/Stiles Boyd/Erica Isaac/Erica Isaac/Scott Erica/Allison Lydia/Peter Peter/Chris Sheriff Stilinski/Nurse McCall Torchwood Jack/Ianto Ianto/Jack's Coat Gwen/Rhys Gwen/Owen Owen/Tosh Twilight Edward/Bella Edward/Jacob Jacob/Leah Alice/Jasper Embry/Seth Quil/Claire Emmett/Rosalie Vampire Academy Rose/Dimitri Lissa/Christian Rose/Christian Christian/Adrian Adrian/Rose Adrian/Jill Rose/Lissa Will Grayson, Will Grayson Will/Jane will/Gideon Tiny/Somebody. Anybody. I appreciate you, Tiny Cooper. MAURA FOREVER ALONE STUPID BITCH I HATE YOU. Wizards of Waverly Place Justin/Zeke Justin/Harper Jalex Russocest Alex/Dean So, uh, now that you've managed to make it this far, read my stories! Thanks! (I have a really bad habit of making really, really long profiles...) | |||||
1. Scattered MoonlightUsnavanessa drabble. Very short. Vanessa worries about the train.In the Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 3-10-13 - Complete2. Anything reviewsBoo wants Sasha to talk; Sasha's sure Boo already knows everything. Ballesbians/boosha femslash. Complete.Bunheads - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-12 - Bettina J./Boo & Sasha T. - Complete3. Managing reviewsStiles-centric; takes place sometime after the death of Mrs. Stilinski. They're managing.Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-12 - Stiles & Sheriff Stilinski - Complete4. Hips Swinging reviewsPre-story. Rosie tries to seduce Albert. It pretty much works.Bye Bye Birdie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-11 - Complete5. Such A Wonderful Life reviewsWritten for a one-sentence challenge. Albert and Rosie : Fluffy.Bye Bye Birdie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-11 - Complete6. The Turn of WinterSaturday afternoons at the turn of winter have always been Remus's favourite. One-shot. Light, fluffy SBRL slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Published: 8-11-11 - Sirius B. - Complete7. OkayTeam Free Will 2.0 fic. Claire and Ben are a little more than concerned about Jesse's state of mind. Can be read as gen or B/C/J. Oneshot; complete.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Published: 3-13-11 - Claire N. - Complete8. Everything's Changed, Nothing's Changed reviewsSam hugs Castiel. Written after "Like a Virgin," aka The Hug That Never Was. Basically, the most gratuitous, non-edited, self-indulging piece of fic ever. Slight Destiel, kind of Sassy, mostly just Dean/Pie.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-11 - Sam W. & Castiel - Complete9. Clean reviewsNeville's had a very, very long week. So he pops by the Leaky Cauldron for a drink or two and ends up chatting up the very... clean... barkeep. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-4-10 - Hannah A. & Neville L. - Complete10. Attempted Exposery reviewsAlex is sort of lost in England... and then winds up meeting a very sleek and agitated young man who might help her find Mason and her wand. However, she might also have to explain to him all that "Wizards Exposed" business... Oneshot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-10 - Scorpius M. & Alex R. - Complete11. What It Was reviewsFor Dora, it was different that what it was for Remus. Remus/Tonks, implied past Remus/Sirius. Short.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-10 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete12. Nice Guys Finish Last reviewsby Cobra Starship: The Glee Version. I took the liberty of arranging it. If you're a crazy Gleek/pop rock band enthusiast like me, it might make you just a little bit excited to imagine.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-10 - Puck & Sam E. - Complete13. Perfect reviewsThen there's one thought, and that's the thought that sticks: Mal is perfect. Short, Ariadne-centric, implied one-sided Ariadne/CobbInception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-12-10 - Ariadne & Mal - Complete14. Promise reviewsIt's been two years. Semi-AU, post 522. "What if he doesn't like me?" "Who?" "My little brother." Lisa's pregnant. Basically Dean-Ben-bonding. With some post-Sam angst thrown in for my sick, sick kicks. I hate myself.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-14-10 - Dean W. & Ben B. - Complete15. Fall reviewsCastiel apologizes to Sam for thinking he was evil. Cas-Sam-bonding/friendship. Oneshot. Written around ep 516, but doesn't have anything to do with the episode. "The more I doubt, the more human I become."Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-12-10 - Sam W. & Castiel - Complete16. A Wincestuous Phone Call reviewsThis is a song I wrote to the tune of "A Phone Call" from the musical "Lucky Stiff." For Teanca, the lovely Dominique. Implied slash, Wincest and Dean/Cas.Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-10 - Dean W. - Complete17. Family Memory Essay reviewsSam's essay from episode 413, After School Special. "So, you and your family killed a werewolf last summer, huh?"Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-10 - Sam W. - Complete18. Dedication Takes A Lifetime reviewsOne-sided slash. Kurt/Finn. One-shot. Pretty short. "Finn couldn't be placed; Finn just WAS."Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-09 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete19. Only Human reviewsEthan emoing after Justin dumps him. Post 307. If you're wondering how something can be both angst and humor, it's because I find it funny that he's depressed. One-shot.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-09 - Ethan - Complete20. Answering Calls Is So Last Season reviewsPre-COG. Alec/Magnus. Oneshot. Why won't Magnus answer his phone? Why does Alec keep calling? And most importantly, why does Magnus think he's cooler than Jesus? "Magnus Bane, cooler than you since BC. Cooler than him since after. Leave a message. BEEP."Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-15-09 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete21. Vampire Bites reviewsTakes place in City of Ashes. Alec goes for a walk and runs into someone he may have neglected to phone... What on earth could possibly happen? Alec/Magnus. Oneshot.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-13-09 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete22. Magicking Alec Lightwood reviewsIn City of Bones, when Jace and Clary are elsewhere, Alec Lightwood is dying at the New York Institute after being attacked by a Greater Demon, remember? Here's Magnus's side of the story. Oneshot. Alec/MagnusMortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-12-09 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete23. You Really Ought To Stop Doing This reviewsIsabelle/Simon. Someone's having issues with being a vampire. Someone else has to bind his stupidity wounds. "I may be young, but I know a few things. Like, if the menorah burns you when you touch it, don't touch it. Duh." Oneshot.Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-4-09 - Simon L. & Isabelle L. - Complete24. Partners reviewsAlec/Magnus. Just before the big battle in CoG... "Centuries would have seemed millenniums longer if Magnus had known exactly what he'd been waiting for all that time." Really fluffy. M/M, duh. OneshotMortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-31-09 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete25. Time to Move on reviewsRose listens through the bond to a conversation between Lissa and Christian. Post Shadow Kiss. Oneshot. Sad. Much less boring than it sounds. Basically spews my opinions of Richelle Mead's evil doings. Please read & review.Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-1-08 - Complete26. Book by its Cover » reviewsLissa's account of her short part in the second book, as well as some time after that. Yes, i know you all hate Lissa, so did i, just read it, ok? good. Flissa as well as some other pairings... you'll have to read to find out :DMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 10-30-0727. Pedestal reviewsA short one-shot about Christian's feelings for Lissa, before and after her disappearence. Please read and review.Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-1-08 - Complete28. Leah Knows Best reviewsleah angstyness... there's not much of a plot, though, so i can't really give a summary... basically, leah is just being leah. it's good, i promise. please read and review.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-08 - Leah - Complete29. Irritatingly Adorable reviewsJames asks Lily for help on finding the perfect pick-up line. Fluffy! Reviews are appreciated. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-3-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete30. How not to ruin your best mate's wedding reviewsSirius's functional piece of writing, to Lily and James as their wedding present. Oneshot, LExJP mentioned in passing, SBxMMac mentioned in passing. rated T for minor sexual references. MINOR, i said. R & R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-3-07 - Sirius B. - Complete31. Eleven going on twelve » reviewsThis is a rather lovely collection of short stories that were concieved in various places about when Fang was eleven and of course the rest of them are there too, but it's in Fang's POV... semi faxness... cause they're little... so there isn't much fax.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-10-07