iluvzuzu
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since: 01-22-07, id: 1204717, Profile Updated: 11-26-12
Author has written 31 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, Queer as Folk, Glee, Supernatural, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Inception, Bye Bye Birdie, Teen Wolf, Bunheads, In the Heights, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

Herro Kitty.

My whole profile is just a giant pairing list.

I write things here. You should read them.


My Current Pairings for my Current Fandoms

Harry Potter

Lily/James

Remus/Sirius

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Neville/Hannah

Alice/Frank

Albus Severus/Scorpius

James Sirius/Teddy

Teddy/Victoire

R/S Blackcest

Susan/Justin

Oliver Wood/Marcus Flint

Dumbledore/Grindlewald

Charlie/Males

Tom Riddle/Males

AVPM/S 'Verse:

Voldemort/Quirrell

Umbridgde/Firenze

Inception

Arthur/Eames

Arthur/Ariadne

Arthur/Eames/Ariadne (OT3? Just me?)

Ariadne/Cobb (only like, post-post-post-post-post movie. Not like, *wake up in airplane* O BTW ARIADNE ILU. No. None of that. Gradual attraction, affection. She's the one who's best at figuring him out.)

Robert/Men

Infernal Devices

Will/Jem (I like to call it Heronstairs but I don't know what it's actually called.)

Will/Magnus

Will/Tessa

Jem/Tessa

Will/Jem/Tessa

Sophie/Gideon

Jessamine/Sophie

Maximum Ride:

Fang/Max

Dylan/Maya

Omega/Dylan (I'm calling it Omylan and I'm writing one with MaxRideObsessed. It's going to happen. Srsly.)

Iggy/Ella

Iggy/BOYS

Lissa/Any guy who is not Fang

Valencia Martinez/Jeb

Misfits

Alisha/Simon

Nathan/Simon

Kelly/Seth

Rudy/Everyone let's be honest

The Mortal Instruments:

Alec/Magnus

Isabelle/Simon

Jace/Clary

Luke/Jocelyn

Jace/Simon

Simon/Magnus

Maia/no one ever

The Office

Jim/Pam

Angela/Dwight

Phyllis/Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

One Direction

LOUIS/HARRY

Liam/Zayn

Niall/Eleanor

Liam/Danielle

Niall/Liam/Zayn

Louis/Liam

Harry/Liam/Louis/Niall/Zayn

Niall/Justin Bieber

Pretty Little Liars (TV)

Spencer/Toby

Hanna/Caleb

Aria/Ezra

Emily/Paige

Emily/Alison

Psych

Shawn/Juliet

Shawn/Lassiter

Lassiter/Juliet

Shawn/Lassiter/Juliet

Shawn/Gus

Lassiter/Gus

Queer As Folk

Brian/Justin

Michael/Ben

Hunter/Callie

Ted/Blake

Emmett/Drew

And if I'm like, out of my freaking mind and it's very late at night and I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time: Brian/Michael and Justin/Chris. But that's ONLY if I've gone nuts. Seriously.

Sonny With A Chance

Chad/Sonny

Tawni/Nico

Nico/Grady

The Suite Life Series

Zack/Maddie

Cody/Bailey

Martincest

Supernatural

Wincest

Wincestiel

Bobby/Jody

Sassy

Dean/Jo

Maggie/Harry

John/Mary

Team Free Will 2.0 'Verse:

Ben/Jesse

Ben/Claire/Jesse

Claire/Chrissy

Ben/Chrissy

Teen Wolf

Derek/Stiles

Scott/Allison

Lydia/Stiles

Lydia/Jackson

Lydia/Allison

Jackson/Scott

Danny/Isaac

Danny/Scott

Danny/Stiles

Boyd/Erica

Isaac/Erica

Isaac/Scott

Erica/Allison

Lydia/Peter

Peter/Chris

Sheriff Stilinski/Nurse McCall

Torchwood

Jack/Ianto

Ianto/Jack's Coat

Gwen/Rhys

Gwen/Owen

Owen/Tosh

Twilight

Edward/Bella

Edward/Jacob

Jacob/Leah

Alice/Jasper

Embry/Seth

Quil/Claire

Emmett/Rosalie

Vampire Academy

Rose/Dimitri

Lissa/Christian

Rose/Christian

Christian/Adrian

Adrian/Rose

Adrian/Jill

Rose/Lissa

Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Will/Jane

will/Gideon

Tiny/Somebody. Anybody. I appreciate you, Tiny Cooper.

MAURA FOREVER ALONE STUPID BITCH I HATE YOU.

Wizards of Waverly Place

Justin/Zeke

Justin/Harper

Jalex Russocest

Alex/Dean


So, uh, now that you've managed to make it this far, read my stories! Thanks!

(I have a really bad habit of making really, really long profiles...)



1. Scattered Moonlight
Usnavanessa drabble. Very short. Vanessa worries about the train.
In the Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 3-10-13 - Complete
2. Anything reviews
Boo wants Sasha to talk; Sasha's sure Boo already knows everything. Ballesbians/boosha femslash. Complete.
Bunheads - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-12 - Bettina J./Boo & Sasha T. - Complete
3. Managing reviews
Stiles-centric; takes place sometime after the death of Mrs. Stilinski. They're managing.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-12 - Stiles & Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
4. Hips Swinging reviews
Pre-story. Rosie tries to seduce Albert. It pretty much works.
Bye Bye Birdie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-11 - Complete
5. Such A Wonderful Life reviews
Written for a one-sentence challenge. Albert and Rosie : Fluffy.
Bye Bye Birdie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-11 - Complete
6. The Turn of Winter
Saturday afternoons at the turn of winter have always been Remus's favourite. One-shot. Light, fluffy SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Published: 8-11-11 - Sirius B. - Complete
7. Okay
Team Free Will 2.0 fic. Claire and Ben are a little more than concerned about Jesse's state of mind. Can be read as gen or B/C/J. Oneshot; complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Published: 3-13-11 - Claire N. - Complete
8. Everything's Changed, Nothing's Changed reviews
Sam hugs Castiel. Written after "Like a Virgin," aka The Hug That Never Was. Basically, the most gratuitous, non-edited, self-indulging piece of fic ever. Slight Destiel, kind of Sassy, mostly just Dean/Pie.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-11 - Sam W. & Castiel - Complete
9. Clean reviews
Neville's had a very, very long week. So he pops by the Leaky Cauldron for a drink or two and ends up chatting up the very... clean... barkeep. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-4-10 - Hannah A. & Neville L. - Complete
10. Attempted Exposery reviews
Alex is sort of lost in England... and then winds up meeting a very sleek and agitated young man who might help her find Mason and her wand. However, she might also have to explain to him all that "Wizards Exposed" business... Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-10 - Scorpius M. & Alex R. - Complete
11. What It Was reviews
For Dora, it was different that what it was for Remus. Remus/Tonks, implied past Remus/Sirius. Short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-10 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete
12. Nice Guys Finish Last reviews
by Cobra Starship: The Glee Version. I took the liberty of arranging it. If you're a crazy Gleek/pop rock band enthusiast like me, it might make you just a little bit excited to imagine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-10 - Puck & Sam E. - Complete
13. Perfect reviews
Then there's one thought, and that's the thought that sticks: Mal is perfect. Short, Ariadne-centric, implied one-sided Ariadne/Cobb
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-12-10 - Ariadne & Mal - Complete
14. Promise reviews
It's been two years. Semi-AU, post 522. "What if he doesn't like me?" "Who?" "My little brother." Lisa's pregnant. Basically Dean-Ben-bonding. With some post-Sam angst thrown in for my sick, sick kicks. I hate myself.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-14-10 - Dean W. & Ben B. - Complete
15. Fall reviews
Castiel apologizes to Sam for thinking he was evil. Cas-Sam-bonding/friendship. Oneshot. Written around ep 516, but doesn't have anything to do with the episode. "The more I doubt, the more human I become."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-12-10 - Sam W. & Castiel - Complete
16. A Wincestuous Phone Call reviews
This is a song I wrote to the tune of "A Phone Call" from the musical "Lucky Stiff." For Teanca, the lovely Dominique. Implied slash, Wincest and Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-10 - Dean W. - Complete
17. Family Memory Essay reviews
Sam's essay from episode 413, After School Special. "So, you and your family killed a werewolf last summer, huh?"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-10 - Sam W. - Complete
18. Dedication Takes A Lifetime reviews
One-sided slash. Kurt/Finn. One-shot. Pretty short. "Finn couldn't be placed; Finn just WAS."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-09 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete
19. Only Human reviews
Ethan emoing after Justin dumps him. Post 307. If you're wondering how something can be both angst and humor, it's because I find it funny that he's depressed. One-shot.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-09 - Ethan - Complete
20. Answering Calls Is So Last Season reviews
Pre-COG. Alec/Magnus. Oneshot. Why won't Magnus answer his phone? Why does Alec keep calling? And most importantly, why does Magnus think he's cooler than Jesus? "Magnus Bane, cooler than you since BC. Cooler than him since after. Leave a message. BEEP."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-15-09 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete
21. Vampire Bites reviews
Takes place in City of Ashes. Alec goes for a walk and runs into someone he may have neglected to phone... What on earth could possibly happen? Alec/Magnus. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-13-09 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete
22. Magicking Alec Lightwood reviews
In City of Bones, when Jace and Clary are elsewhere, Alec Lightwood is dying at the New York Institute after being attacked by a Greater Demon, remember? Here's Magnus's side of the story. Oneshot. Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-12-09 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete
23. You Really Ought To Stop Doing This reviews
Isabelle/Simon. Someone's having issues with being a vampire. Someone else has to bind his stupidity wounds. "I may be young, but I know a few things. Like, if the menorah burns you when you touch it, don't touch it. Duh." Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-4-09 - Simon L. & Isabelle L. - Complete
24. Partners reviews
Alec/Magnus. Just before the big battle in CoG... "Centuries would have seemed millenniums longer if Magnus had known exactly what he'd been waiting for all that time." Really fluffy. M/M, duh. Oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-31-09 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete
25. Time to Move on reviews
Rose listens through the bond to a conversation between Lissa and Christian. Post Shadow Kiss. Oneshot. Sad. Much less boring than it sounds. Basically spews my opinions of Richelle Mead's evil doings. Please read & review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-1-08 - Complete
26. Book by its Cover » reviews
Lissa's account of her short part in the second book, as well as some time after that. Yes, i know you all hate Lissa, so did i, just read it, ok? good. Flissa as well as some other pairings... you'll have to read to find out :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 10-30-07
27. Pedestal reviews
A short one-shot about Christian's feelings for Lissa, before and after her disappearence. Please read and review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-1-08 - Complete
28. Leah Knows Best reviews
leah angstyness... there's not much of a plot, though, so i can't really give a summary... basically, leah is just being leah. it's good, i promise. please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-08 - Leah - Complete
29. Irritatingly Adorable reviews
James asks Lily for help on finding the perfect pick-up line. Fluffy! Reviews are appreciated. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-3-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
30. How not to ruin your best mate's wedding reviews
Sirius's functional piece of writing, to Lily and James as their wedding present. Oneshot, LExJP mentioned in passing, SBxMMac mentioned in passing. rated T for minor sexual references. MINOR, i said. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-3-07 - Sirius B. - Complete
31. Eleven going on twelve » reviews
This is a rather lovely collection of short stories that were concieved in various places about when Fang was eleven and of course the rest of them are there too, but it's in Fang's POV... semi faxness... cause they're little... so there isn't much fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-10-07