Hello there. I see you were willing to go to my profile page via either clicking on my name or you got here via the link on my Youtube account, Ryarod; or you just accidentally clicked on the link to this profile page. In either case, I'll provide some information. However, I'm not a very interesting person, so I'm sorry if you aren't satisfied with what you see. However, if you actually do want to read this profile page, I encourage you to make reading the environmental message sect of this page your utmost priority.

If you like or don't like what you see, this page is constantly updated, so please make no assumptions that what is here is permanent.

Welcome to the home page of Itanu, my fellow reader. Just be warned- for some reason, I can't put rulers between my paragraphs, so it is very easy to get lost while looking through this profile. For this reason, you will be provided with a table of contents.

1. Harry, no- Don't Click on the Ad!- Just a warning not to click that ad over there to your right, if it is present at all.

2. Calendar Records- An archive of the significant events of my fanfiction career since I became a member. I also update my main profile frequently, addressing grammatic errors and inconsistencies, as well as keeping it in touch with current status and events.

3. Stories- A library of my stories in the many macrocosms, universes, and continuums I am a fan of.

4. Fanfiction.net Author's Oath- My honest word that I will do everything in my power to remain true to the tenets of the fanfiction community.

5. Personal Information and Death threat to Stalkers- What I have to say about personal information, contact, and my way of dealing with people I don't like who cross me at the wrong time.

6. Environmental Message- This, fellow readers, is a small- or large, depending on how you look at it- notation encouraging anyone who takes the time to read this to start getting active and help out with the dilema threatening Mother Earth. I encourage reading this to be your top priority!

7. Fanfiction Goals- Still in development, this covers fandoms I want- but have yet- to write/reach out to.

8. Favorite Fictional Characters- I doubt anyone cares at all about this. If you do, though, this is a regularly-updated chapter going over my favorite fictional characters and why they are in the position they are in. Now in order, though characters are regularly inserted.

9. Final Word- A conclusive wrap-up of my ideas and plans for my documents and stories.

1. Harry, No- Don't Click on the Ad!

Just for the record, please ignore the obnoxious advertisement to the upper right, and please do NOT click on it- whoever had the audacity to put an ad for a quaternary activity as disgusting and dissolute as online dating- ONLINE DATING- on my profile page without my consent does not deserve the luxury of staying in business.

2. Calendar Records

1/26/2007- I have only been a member for about four days or so, and I posted, took down, and reposted my first story, Infinite Shades of Grey only today. Hopefully, I shall update it later at my own will. In the event of my failing to do so, however, or in the event of doubt or writer's block, I may either take down the story in question I have posted (I always have a spare in storage), or I can wait for the block or discouragement to end.

1/27/2007- I have changed the name of my story from "Infinite Shades of Grey" to "Infinite Shades of Grey: Genesis of the Wolves." For those who do not read the summary (or do, but do not quite understand who the "doppelgangers" are an implication of), the "Wolves" refer to the... well, that would be telling. Besides, those of you familiar with the Powerpuff Girl universe would probably know. If the story sounds interesting, please read it. It shouldn't be difficult to look for if you go down to the bottom of my profile; it's one of only two stories I have at the moment.

1/29/2007- I have added chapter two to "Genesis of the Wolves." This chapter covers the first three battles between Mojo Jojo and the Powerpuff Girls in episode twelve, as well as Mojo Jojo's infamous "3:10" incident.

2/4/2007- I have just updated "Genesis of the Wolves" with chapter three, "Bad Dream, New Idea." This covers up what happens between Mojo's outburst of anger and the phone call he makes to the Utonium household. The phone call itself, the dialogue in it, and the gathering of the ingredients, will not be until the next chapter. I have also posted a new story, The Universal Travels of Scrat the Squirrel. This sees Scrat of the Ice Age universe finding a time machine (again) and casts him into a number of infamous events in multiple fictional universes, such as Star Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Powerpuff Girls, and Pan's Labyrinth.

2/8/2007- I have uploaded chapter four of Genesis of the Wolves as a document, and I am currently in the editing process. As for Scrat's Travels, I have read it over several times, and I am working on posting it so as for it to be more intriguing and true to Scrat's character. If you read the story as of now, you will see that it is very loosely based on Scrat's character, and the first chapter is breif and doesn't serve as a good introduction for the synopsis.

This, however, is standard; every time I write a fanfiction story, I will post it online, read over it, and brainstorm ways to improve it. Then I rewrite it, upload it as a new document, edit a little more, take down the origional, and post the new, better version. That is what I did with Genesis of the Wolves, and that's what I will do for The Universal Travels of Scrat the Squirrel. I assure you, Genesis of the Wolves has a superior infrastructure to the currently posted version of The Universal Travels of Scrat the Squirrel.

2/13/2007- I have finally uploaded chapter four of Genesis of the Wolves. The chapter is called "The Dreams, the Call, and a Recipe". Please have a look, and review if you read it. This was hell to make.

2/14/2007- I have reposted the fourth chapter of Genesis of the Wolves, addressing some spelling errors.

2/19/2007- I have started writing "Gullible's Travels." However, this could possibly take a month or two. I also have been informed I may have a bladder infection, for some reason or another, and if the test results come back positive, I will have to spend more time in a bed or a hospital than on Microsoft Word. If this ends up being the case, I request patience of those few out there who are reading Genesis of the Wolves or have their eye on The Universal Travels of Scrat the Squirrel, as reposting Scrat's Advents, finishing and uploading Gullible's Travels, or updating Genesis of the Wolves would be the least of my worries.

2/22/2007- For about the fourth time already, I have taken down and reposted chapter four of Genesis of the Wolves. By now, I think I have made enough corrections for it to be considered worth the trouble of reading.

With all due respect, would all you hopeless romantics out there get off of your high horse and read just ONE spiritual or action-adventure story? Just once in your life? Are you people such freaks that the only thing you can think about is damn ROMANCE STORIES? My goodness, people! God, Brahma, the Jade Emperor, yourself, or whatever higher being you worship (God, in my case) let humanity evolve cerebral cortexes so we could have the ability to validate ourselves WITHOUT romance and sexual activity!

Sorry about that. Still, if you are a fan of the Powerpuff Girls, or if you are one of the few people out there who are capable of following along a fanfiction story even if you aren't familiar with the universe, please take a look at Genesis of the Wolves, excuse the grammatical errors up until chapter four, and review.

2/26/2007- I have officially taken down and reposted "The Universal Travels of Scrat the Squirrel," so if you are interested in that, please visit the story and review. In addition, as I have believed for quite a while now, it has been confirmed that, as I thought, I do not have a bladder infection. I know, you don't really care, but I'm bored and I like to type, so I just decided to write that.

3/1/2007- I have read over my Infinite Shades of Grey story. While I realized my errors before, it is only now that I notice just how bad it is. For this reason, I have decided to repost the story in a new, proofread version. I have posted the fifth and final "chapter" for Infinite Shades of Grey, which notifies and breaks down the changes I intend to make into several categories.

3/3/2007- I have posted the first chapter of the new, improved version of Infinite Shades of Grey: Genesis of the Wolves. For now, the new version will simply be called "Genesis of the Wolves," due to the fact I can't have two stories with the same name at any given time.

3/9/2007- I have reposted the second chapter of Genesis of the Wolves. Yes, I am aware how long it took. Darn me. Oh well, if you wish to look at it, please do. As with the first chapter, I probably missed some errors in there, but what the hell. After I've finished it (and added the second chapter to The Universal Travels of Scrat the Squirrel), I may very well repost it yet again. Anyway, read and review, please.

3/10/2007- I have posted chapters one and two of my first "relationship" story, and the fourth story in my career as a fanfiction author. However, let it be known that "relationship" doesn't strictly mean romance. This story is mainly concentrated on a friendship, though it may turn out as an implied romance, depending on how the audience interprets it. Let it be known also that, in spite of what I say in the pre-script author's notification in the first chapter, this story is Spiritual. If you are interested, please read and review.

3/11/2007- I have reposted "Bad Dream, New Idea" of my old story on Genesis of the Wolves. This chapter, to date, had more errors in it than any other I have done as of yet. In any case, please read and review if you are interested.

3/13/2007- I have posted the third chapter, Recognition, of "Traded Pain, Traded Apologies". If you are interested, please read and review.

3/14/2007- I have reposted chapter four of Genesis of the Wolves. Finally, I will be able to start working on my fifth chapter... phew! If you are interested, please read and review.

3/15/2007- I have finally posted the fifth chapter of Genesis of the Wolves, "Waking Up, Breaking Out- pt.1." This chapter, after the long wait everyone had to suffer, finally brings in Brick, the first Rowdyruff Boy. Let it be noted that this "superchapter" will be composed of two smaller chapters, due to time constraints and impatience, among other things. If you even care at all, please read and review the chapter. I assure that part two will be up and running in due time.

3/18/2007- I have posted part two of "Waking Up, Breaking Out". I have also decided that, for the same reason Waking Up, Breaking Out is made of multiple chapters in the first place, it will be a three-part superchapter instead of a two-part. Yeah, I know, I said it would be two. Sorry about that, but as many of you know, I am not very good at being consistent.

Well, with that out of the way, if you are interested, please read and review the story.

3/23/2007- Just a small note for those of you who may have sent a private message or an email to me recently (though I doubt it): Apparently, my Roadrunner account has expired its "capacity," which is probably Roadrunner's polite way of saying "trial". For this reason, I request that you do not send me any private messages or email (as if anyone would, anyway) until further notification.

So, if you send a private message and I never respond, I am very sorry- more sorry than I can express just by simple words on a webpage. Please wait until I can get my email account back up and running before you send me any messages. Thank you very much for your patience, fellow readers.

4/1/2007- Finally, I have my email account up and running again! If you wish to email/PM me now, it is possible. However, I really don't trust the site holding my account as far as I could throw the one who came up with the idea of the tight inbox limit, so you may want to keep your fingers crossed.

I have posted the first half of part three of the superchapter "Waking Up, Breaking Out" for Genesis of the Wolves, with a preview of part 3b attached to the end. This chapter is very short, but for a reason: it is to be deleted when I finish up part 3b, after which they will be fused together to make part 3. For this reason, please don't review until after I have reposted this chapter.

I have also uploaded StH3&K: Iteration of an Advent, my first Sonic the Hedgehog story to date (Whoo-Hoo for me! It's about time!). If you are interested in either story, please read and review.

I have also changed the genre of Traded Pain, Traded Apologies back to Spiritual alone, since the main focus of the story will be friendship and not romance.

4/6/2007- Once again, my email account isn't working. I swear, Roadrunner is the most incompetent email-managing website I've ever used in my life. In fact, it's the only email-managing site I've ever used in my life. Oh, well.

Anyway, until further notice (again) please do not email or private-message me or respond to one of my reviews. I'm going to have to do something permanent about this...

4/8/2007- My email is up and running again. Whee!

4/21/2007- I have finished writing the full version of "Waking Up, Breaking Out- pt 3." I still need to proofread and improve it, though, but at least I have completed writing the basic script.

I'm sorry it took so long, but I have recently been in a bit of an academic jam, and I've had to put a lot of effort into getting out, which I managed to do on a thin thread. But, since that has been taken care of, it is now safe to expect to see the calendar get flooded with landmarks of my progress with the document.

Another thing- apparently, for some reason or another, the gremlins of the powers that be have once again gotten between me and my email account. This time, though, instead of causing my email account to be unable to take any more messages due to an overload of capacity for data hold, now my internet connection doesn't connect with the website on which my account resides!

Now, here's something I need to tell you: I only check my email account about once a week or so, and as of the now, I haven't checked my email for eight days, due to academic stresses. Hence, if you have sent me an email or private message since then up until now, please wait a little longer for me to get around to responding to your message, okay? Thank you all very much for your patience.

4/22/2007- I have officially deleted the prologue for Genesis of the Wolves. I have decided it is no longer necessary, it is poorly written (as are all of my documents), and it never really had a significant tie into the main plot, anyway.

In addition, I have started proofreading "Waking Up, Breaking Out- pt.3," so I think I may be able to upload it as a document by this time tomorrow.

4/23/2007- Well, my internet is finally connecting back to roadrunner. Hence, when I get a chance, I will respond to my inbox messages. It won't be long now. Just please be patient.

4/28/2007- I have reposted what was, at one point in the past, Genesis of the Wolves' prologue as an individual oneshot. Read and review if you wish, but it's mainly up for sentimental reasons.

4/29/2007- I have decided to rename the superchapter in Genesis of the Wolves just "Waking Up." "Breaking Out" will be the next chapter after that, which concludes the events of the "Waking Up" superchapter.

Oh, and speaking of which: Finally, at long last, the true third part of the superchapter in Genesis of the Wolves is up! Woohoo! Thank you all so much for your patience. Finally, it is safe to review Waking Up, Part 3!

5/05/2007- I have remade the prologue into my first chapter, as well as updating some other chapters. Whee!

By the way, the second chapter of StH3&K: Iteration of an Advent is coming along just splendidly.

5/13/2007- I have posted chapter two of StH3&K: Iteration of an Advent. It's super-short, but don't let that intimidate you. Please read and review.

5/21/2007- I have posted a preview of the next chapter of Genesis of the Wolves. Also, I've decided to scrap and repost chapter two of StH3&K: Iteration of an Advent.

6/01/2007- I have posted chapter 8 of Genesis of the Wolves at long last. Thank you all for your patience.

Also, I fixed an error in the Genesis of Invocation chapter of GotW.

6/25/2007- I have posted a preview of chapter 9 of Genesis of the Wolves. Check it out when you get the chance to.

6/27/2007- I have posted two new stories. I won't update, though, until people tell me what they think of it.

7/4/2007- Well, I've officially posted "Love or Hate?" which is my first romantic story, my first oneshot, and my first story in poem form. Please read and review, if you have the time which is necessary to do so.

7/29/2007- I'm almost done with my new Foster's fiction. At this rate, it should be up by tonight, tomorrow, or the day after.

7/30/2007- I finally have my Foster's fic up! Thank goodness.

Unfortunately, due to my sister interrupting me everytime I have writer's surge, this fic will be a twoshot.

7/31/2007- I have taken down my FHFIF story so I can repost it as a oneshot.

8/03/2007- I've reposted my Foster's story under a different title, and as a oneshot rather than as a twoshot.

8/13/2007- I just read over chapter four of my "Traded Pain, Traded Apologies" fic, and to be honest, I'm not too happy with it. The main thing is that Princess is out of character- or rather, she does not show many signs of being in-character. For this reason, I will try reposting the chapter within this month.

Also, I have a Cyberchase fic in the works. I'll keep you posted, fellow viewers.

8/25/2007- I may have to prolong the reposting of "You're not alone." The reason for this is that I just read a book by Syd Field, and I realized something about "What I am is What you Won't be":

MY STORY SUCKED!!

I mean, seriously! Berry was out-of-character, she was one-dimensional, and the whole story felt almost rushed when I read over it! Forget TPTA- I'm replacing the document for the chapter of "What I Am is What You Won't Be!" Even the name of the story itself is corny! Hence, I'll also be renaming the whole thing.

I feel like such a sham... -sigh-...

9/3/2007- I've come up with two new story ideas- one for Foster's and one for Powerpuff. Which one I end up doing first is to be determined.

9/13/2007- My email has reached its quota again. This time, it's because of a powerpoint presentation I was sent by my teacher. Please hold your PMs and reviews for until further notification. Thank you.

9/15/2007- That Powerpoint presentation taking up my email's space has been deleted, so reviews, private messages, and review responses are now welcome.

9/16/2007- To make it easier to find my stories, the Stories section has been arranged so the categories are in alphabetical order. Soon, I will do the same with the stories themselves.

Also, I've started on a Billy Hatcher document. It should be done shortly, if I put my mind to it.

9/17/2007- I've posted my Billy Hatcher fic, "Billy Hatcher and the Steel Talons". If you are interested, please read and review. Constructive criticism is highly appreciated.

9/23/2007- I've posted the second chapter of my Billy Hatcher fic. It would be appreciated if you read it... assuming you're even interested, that is.

9/29/2007- After reading over the second chapter of my Billy Hatcher story, I realized that it had major errors and plot holes in it. For this reason, I have revised and reposted the chapter. Now, for those of you who haven't looked at it yet, if you are familiar with the Billy Hatcher universe, it's there if you want to pass a glance. For those of you who already looked at it and were very disappointed, most- if not all- of the errors have been fixed. I also revised the first chapter a little bit, though the difference is dramatic. Both chapters will probably be revised several times over, so check back every once in a while.

9/30/2007- I have posted a new, rather disturbed story, called "The Call is Strong". Read and review at your own risk, but it's a pretty messed-up piece.

10/3/2007- I have started working on the third chapter of my Billy Hatcher fic. It should be done shortly.

10/5/2007- I have posted the third chapter of my Billy Hatcher and the Steel Talons fic. If you are interested, please read it. Reviews would be appreciated.

10/10/2007- You know, I looked at a review I got from Writer's Blah, and I realized that he is absolutely right. That chapter was short and unnecessary. Hence, I have taken the chapter down, and will be reposting it soon.

11/19/2007- Well, here it is. After for what seems like an eternity, the ninth chapter of Genesis of the Wolves is finally up! Woo-hoo!

1/07/2008- I have posted a new story, centering around MojoBlossom and PrincessBrick.

1/18/2008- I have posted chapter two of "Two Girls, Two Fallen Angels".

3/31/2008- Hello, everybody! Sorry I haven't updated my profile since more than a month ago (besides the subtle announcement of my turning sixteen).

Anyway, I've officially posted the fourth chapter for Billy Hatcher and the Steel Talons. Reviews and other forms of critique would be highly appreciated.

4/4/2008- I have edited the fourth chapter of Billy Hatcher and the Steel Talons to make it more descriptive and detailed than it was beforehand.

4/28/2008- Due to fate conspiring against me, I have deleted "The Call is Strong".

5/12/2008- By my own volition, I have deleted the pointless, plotless, OOC story "What I am is What You Won't be".

6/1/2008- After realizing it was nothing more than the result of a simple plot bunny, I have taken down "StH3&K: Iteration of an Advent".

8/17/2008- It seems that my "Powerpuff Parodies" Stories will never truly be updated, so I took them both down.

10/12/2008- I've posted a new story- a oneshot poem from Brick's point of view.

10/13/2008- I deleted the old ISoG, since it was confusing, and served no real purpose in particular.

And, on a side note, some of you may be happy to know that I am currently working on the next chapter of Infinite Shades of Grey: Genesis of the Wolves. w00t!

10/14/2008- Since it was going absolutely nowhere, and Brick and Princess were OOC- specifically, far too mushy- I've deleted "Stuck on a Steeple". However, I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed the story, especially Commander. I must say, her reviews were the most lifting of all.

12/7/2008- I've deleted "Scrat's Travels". I intend to replace it with a similarly-plotted Kingdom Hearts fanfiction.

12/28/2008- I have posted a new story: Farce Cloud 2.

12/29/2008- I have posted the second chapter of Farce Cloud 2.

12/30/2008- I have posted the third chapter of Farce Cloud 2. Whee!

9/13/2009- Wow. It has been a really long time, hasn't it? I'm so sorry, time and ideas have escaped me. But alas! A new story exists. Behold- my first Crossover! See below for details.

9/19/2009- I have updated the crossover. Whoopey!!

11/19/2009- Wow, it really has been a long time, hasn't it? Much longer than I had thought, I'll tell ya that. Anyway, I've added chapter three to my Wordgirl/Cyberchase crossover. Thanks, everybody!

3. Stories

The following stories are in progress, development, consideration, or are otherwise in preservation:

Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg: It isn't often that people actually come up with a unique game with a unique style of gameplay. Well, for what is at least the fifth time, Sonic Team did just that, and the result was Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg.

While the story is a little cheesy, the plot has a few holes here and there, and sometimes the game itself is so darn frustrating, it is ultimately a fun game with a very original gameplay premise.

Story 1. The Legend of the Steel Talons- A story of Billy Hatcher's new adventure when, instead of the chickens taking Billy to the crows, the crows take the battle to Billy. Hints of Billy/Rolly fluff here and there.

Dark Cloud: This game could be considered controvertial in many respects. On the one hand, it's animations aren't the best, and the characters aren't exactly as deep as those in, say, Final Fantasy VII. On the other hand, though, the graphics are great, the gameplay is pretty fun (though it could be better) and unique, the storyline is absolutely great, the characters aren't too shallow, there's a bit of humor in it, and the roleplaying element is well-built. I assure you this: for me, when I started playing Dark Cloud 2 (I haven't played the first one yet), I LOVED it, once I got through the patience-trying beginning. I'll say this, too: Dark Cloud's universe offers much to the imagination of the audience, for almost any genre you want to write about.

Story 1. Hypnotic Max- A oneshot about Max trying out a new invention. My first humor fic, so it obviously isn't on the level of a Mel Brooks comedy or anything.

Story 2. Farce Cloud 2- A ridiculous satire of the second installment of the Dark Cloud series, and the first satire I've ever written, for that matter.

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Not many cartoons today deliver fun for the whole family in one enjoyable joyride, but Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is one exception. With it's fantastic sense of humor, its unique animation style, and the depth of its characters, this cartoon offers tons of fun to watch- and work with. So far, the only story I ever wrote for this universe has been deleted.

The Powerpuff Girl Macrocosm (Main Canon): I am sixteen years of age as of 3/24/2008, 4:00 pm, and I am indeed male. People think I'm a freak because I have the foresight to realize they lack sophistication. One of those things they hate me for is that I like the Powerpuff Girls.

Just because someone likes a series done with cell animation and female stars doesn't make that person mentally retarded or homosexual. The idea that it does is a very vague, idiotic assumption to make. In case you haven't noticed, I am asexual by discipline (though I have heterosexual drive), and while I am mentally retarded, it doesn't come from watching a show with family-safe humor.

One may think this show has no plot and that the best "jokes" are typical cartoony sound effects. These people are biggots- they never sit down to analyze the cartoons or the universe they are set in, so how should they know? There is much to explore in this universe- especially if you have a good imagination and you like to write.

Story 1. Infinite Shades of Grey: Genesis of the Wolves- The reposted version of Infinite Shades of Grey: Genesis of the Wolves. Follows the origins of the Rowdyruff Boys.

Story 2. Hate or Love?- A poem of Princess's feelings toward Brick. Previously called "Love or Hate?"

Story 3. Two Girls, Two Fallen Angels- A fic that, in addition to covering Princess/Brick, sees me enter some even newer territory: Blossom/Mojo.

Story 4. Love or Hate?- A fic from the point of view of Brick. Not to be confused with the poem "Hate or Love", which used to be called "Love or Hate". Similar to my previous poem, except it follows a rhyme scheme and pentameter, and has no mention of events that don't happen in the show itself.

Sonic the Hedgehog (Main Canon): My favorite fictional universe out of all of them- the fictional setting revolving around Sega's blue speedster who shares Mario of Nintendo's title as the most popular video game icon in the world- is an intricate macrocosm as underestimated and dismissed- if not more so- as/than the Powerpuff Girl universe.

It may look childish just because many of the characters have large heads, unusually-pigmented fur, and aren't quite human, but the official universe (meaning the video games; the cartoons, anime, and comic strips are non-canonical and unofficial) is deep, involving, and intricate.

There are concepts such as death, characters with unique personalities, and other things which make it worth looking into. I warn you, though- all games starting with Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic Rush feature horrible, 4kids voice-actors having replaced the original, talented voice cast which did Adventure 1&2, Heroes, Battle, Advance 3, and beyond, so just ignore the 4kids voice-actors and concentrate on the plots if you do pick up Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Rush, Sonic Riders, Sonic next-gen, Sonic Rivals, or Sonic and the Secret Rings. If you pick up a game with the original voice cast, though, still concentrate on the plot of the game- the difference is that you won't have to wear ear cover for it. However, if you do become aquainted with the Sonic universe, your possibilities for fanfiction are widened like a door shot ajar by a gale.

Story 1. My Knight in Shining Armor- Either a breif Shadow/Maria story or a breif Shadow/Tikal story.

Story 2. Gullible Travels- All I know for this is that it will be an action/adventure story starring, as the name of the story implies, Knuckles the Echidna, and it will have something to do with the Master Emerald. I have already started on it, but I haven't gotten very far, and it could take a while. The genre, as far as I have in mind, is action-adventure.

Crossovers: Individual fictional universes, if done right, can be incredibly entertaining. This is because one of the most intriguing things to many people is seeing how personalities react to each other and the world around them. And because of this, seeing two different worlds meet can make for some of the most interesting stories of all.

Words of the Matrix- After Hacker (from Cyberchase) seeing what Tobey (from Wordgirl) is capable of doing, it calls the Cybersquad into action, and eventually pulls Becky Botsford herself in.

PPG/StH X-Over- a currently unnamed collaboration with Writer's Blah, a friend of mine here on FF.net.

4. Fanfiction.net Author's Oath

As an honest member and applicant of Fanfiction.net and it's community, I will follow the established tenets it has established as well as I can. I will attempt to be patient and courteous to all other members of this community. I have never posted a flame, and I intend to keep it that way; of course, I find flaming to be self-victimizing to those who practice it, who in turn, I find to be weak and pathetic, so such a risk is miniscule.

I shall also do as I find possible to properly proofread and punctuate my stories, which might be a bit troublesome. As those who have attempted to read Infinite Shades of Grey or the first version of Scrat's Travels have seen, I am not very good at this. That is why I reposted the stories.

However, I have already broken these tenets several times. In a review I recently submitted for Memories in a Blanket by Baoulicious, I accidentally put an apostrophe where I shouldn't have. Piled onto this is the shame that I accidentally misspelled Joseph Barbera's last name as "Barbra" in a review I submitted to So long Old Friend by RatPack2002. If you are reading this, Baoulicious or RatPack2002, I most sincerely apologize for these mistakes, and I hope you pardon my ineptitude.

In all stories, I also grant my solemn promise and word to acknowledge and disclaim all licenses and copyrights prior to the initiation of the chapter itself.

5. Personal Information and Death Threat to Stalkers

Now, I know you probably don't care about this, but I will now list some personal information about myself. If you have any questions or complaints, private-message me and I'll explain.

Likes: Innovation, Environmentalism, Video Gaming, Engineering, Martial Arts, Reading, Yo-Yo's.

Dislikes:

- Redundacy in fanfiction (cough-RRB/PPG fics-cough). Fanfiction is supposed to excercise your creativity, not repeat itself 75 times or more out of every 100 fics.

- People who are obsessive or picky over/about couples (PPG/RRB, Sonic/Amy, Rouge/Shadow (eww...), Link/Zelda, slash, etc). Just because a story isn't slash writing or a couple you like doesn't make it not worth reading, people. Get over yourselves and broaden your horizons a bit. For the love of God, Montressor!

- People who dismiss any canonical character- at all- as 'shallow', 'flat', 'stupid', 'uninteresting', etc. In my opinion, all characters should be appreciated without favoritism. Maybe you can like a character more than others (see section 9 of this profile page, and you'll see my favorites in order), but one must still appreciate all characters equally. Without them, there would be no story to tell.

- People who don't appreciate others' opinions. Even opinions I find stupid or improper, I reluctantly accept as opinions (I just put the person with the opinion on a deathnote, a to-redeem list, or something).

- Hatefictions also tick me off. You can surely understand why.

- The attitudes of people who hate those apathetic to society's issues is a thing I really don't like. I mean, if it's apathy to the environment, or prejudice against a certain group of people, I can understand... but not occupying oneself with unnecessary issues? How's that wrong?

- People who bash other people's religious choices are insecure dimwits. Christians who bash atheists and vice-versa are just a bunch of intolerant, aimless crusaders. This goes for all religions.

This is the only information I will present for now.

Anyway, with more reviews, I may eventually be motivated to open up a little and disclose slightly more information, such as my favorite genres. I have already listed my the universes one can expect to see my stories in, and if I am recieved well enough, I might list personals, such as hobbies and the origin of my pen name.

My most sincere apologies, stalkers, but my phone number and residence will remain anonymous. Then again, if you came into my my house (warning: people who aren't stalkers, enemies of the natural environment, or otherwise on my hate list for a miscellaneous reason, yet would still take offense to this, are advised to skip this sentence), I would put you down with my Tai Kwon Do skills, tear out your sexual organs, pry your eyes out, and shove one of the aforementioned sexual organs down the eye sockets, after pouring salt down into them. Like I said earlier, if it doesn't apply, let it fly.

6. Environmental Message

Now, I'm not going to sugar-coat my feelings, so I'm just going to say it; if you are a biggot who hates environmental activists and people who care for the rights of animals seperate from humans (yes, humans are animals), either do some research and learn the truth or go off and commit suicide. Just don't take anyone who matters with you, alright?

However, for those of you who do deserve the right to live, or for those of you who want to learn methods of redemption, please don't take offense at what I wrote up there, and continue reading.

As those of you who continued reading this message know, the Earth is under oppression by the many stupid humans wasting space and resources on it. Litterbugs, whalers, prejudiced bastards, non-believers... all are mere examples of the list of infidel categories ruining the beauty and splendor of Earth's grace and all of its natural inhabitants.

Now, if you are like me, and you hate seeing the world and all its magnificent biomes destroyed by these oppressors, you can actually do something about it. There are plenty of organizations out there full of smart, intellectual, and capable people with the foresight to see what's happening, and the resources and resolve to do everything in their power to stop it.

Here are just a few of the many things you can do to help out.

1. Donate to Environmental Organizations- You can donate to environmental conservationalists, like Greenpeace, Sea Shepherd, efforts by national parks, and other environmentalistic operations. Your donation can be as a volunteer, a simple financial donation, or (provided you have the needed degree and a good resume) even an employee. The corporation will put whatever you donate to good use.

2. Choose which organization to lean toward, or retain a more neutral position- While virtually all organizations motivated by an environmentally-related incentive assist in conservational efforts, how the threat itself is dealt with is something that can vary. Whether you prefer to actively and violently incinerate the oppressors and their operations, or if you prefer to cripple the enemy's conductions via more subtle means can affect where you wish to go in that direction. Then again, if you wish, there is no need- contributing even a small donation or volunteer work to conservational efforts is enough.

3. Clean up Litter if you see any- If you see litter laying around in a parking lot, pick it up and put it in the garbage- don't just leave it there and expect someone else to clean it up. Wind, precipitation, and other natural elements are likely to toss it around until it finds its way into a biome where it can ruin the balance- most likely an aquatic habitat. A piece of garbage dropped in Indiana could easily end up in Atlantic Ocean in just two months, just to give you an idea.

4. Recycle any litter that can be recycled- Cans, bottles, and paper can be easily put back into the manufacturing system to save resources. Out of all things to recycle, though, paper is the most important thing. See why below.

5. Interfere with and prevent deforestation- Deforestation is not only leading to the extinction of entire species (to give you a rough idea, Madagascar and all its jungles are going to be gone in less than five years if things continue the way they are), but as plants are destroyed, there are less organisms left to inhale the carbon dioxide, and that means that Earth is going to have a harder time recovering from its greenhouse gas problem.

You can also start planting your own forests. Believe it or not, just two trees well-taken care of can increase exponentially in just six months. Soon, you can introduce new plants to the "garden," and if you choose correctly, those plants can live in balance with the tree population. From there, you can introduce new plant species compatible with the simulated habitat you provide. As more and more species are intoduced, they will require less and less care, until they eventually manage to form their own, independent ecosystem, as long as they don't conflict with eachother.

6. If needed, deny the authorities and peer pressure- (To be continued)

7. You can start miniature environmental operations of your own. Personally, when I'm at a beach- or anywhere, actually- I pick up all the human litter I can find.

8. Promulgate the problem to the public- I have no doubt at all that somewhere out there is a person who doesn't know exactly what's going on, but would probably do something to help out if she/he was informed of it. You can mention it in forums, making it a conversational topic, etc.

Thank you if you read this, if you did. Whaling, littering, purging, factory-farming, global warming... these are mere chips off of the large stone wall that is the threat humanity poses to the environment, and it all has to stop somewhere before it's all over. Let me assure you, every individual who does something to assist is a valuable ally.

Thank you all very much for reading this, and I hope you'll do something to lend a hand in the fight for nature. The above examples and suggestions are only a small fraction of the ways you can take action. Be sure to visit environmentalistic and animal (other than human) rights websites.

7. Fanfiction Goals

Reviews: If there is one thing I must make clear on how I review other peoples' stories, it's that I never add the story to my favorites if I don't intend to review it. If I put a story on my favorites list, I have no intention to leave it hanging. I know the sense of incompletion one feels when one's story is added to an author's favorites list, yet the author never reviews it.

To-Touch Macrocosms: These are simply some macrocosms I intend- or I am otherwise considering- to reach out to in my fanfiction career that I haven't already.

Ecco the Dolphin- I adore that little dolphin! Unfortunately, I never did complete EtD: DoEF. When I do, though, I intend to write a story on it. I have a policy in which I never write fanfiction without first having played- and finished- the/a game in the series, watched the movie or some episodes of the show, fully read the book, etc.

Kingdom Hearts- I finished this game recently- well, the first one, anyway- and already I am eager to write a Sora/Kairi or even a Sora/Alice or (get this) Sora/Maleficent fiction. As for the second game, I've got one word: creepy!

Seriously, this game is a LOT darker than the first one, and the plot, the climactic final battle just before the ending, and especially the theme song, all make this a pretty creepy-crawly game. It's definitely challenging, and quite entertaining, but I honestly wish I wasn't paranoid and insomnaic when I'd first seen it all the way through.

... Oh, well. In any case, I am still faithful to the Kingdom Hearts series, and will write a fanfiction about it as soon as I can as such.

Ferngully- I've always enjoyed the movie, its fairly good plot, and especially the environmental message within it. I have a few story ideas relating to its universe.

Godzilla- I loved the Big G as a kid, and I still do. I already have an idea for a crossover, but nothing else yet.

Jade Empire- Unfortunately, my Xbox has gone a bit faulty with the controllers, but I've cherished this game as an instant classic and one of my favorite role-playing games ever. I am still thinking of a story idea for this.

NiGHTS- I've played this game- well, Journey of Dreams, at least- and it is awesome, but unfortunately, I've never even played the first one. Still, having played the second one, and having even collected the last Ideya, I know enough about this universe to write, if I ever get the desire to.

Final Fantasy VII- I've never played this game before, but from what I hear of it, its storyline is very deep- deep enough, even, to allow a fanfiction author to do some spelunking.

Jumpstart Universe- As said before, I loved playing these games to a tertial round of milano cookies and a glass of milk every day as a youth, and I plan to pay tributary to that. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find a designated fandom section for it, and I'm too busy on my current stories to get started on the ISoG for this universe.

The Elder Scrolls- For Morrowind, it's the same problem as Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of Earth's Future. I have Oblivion for the PC, and it is TOTALLY FREAKIN' AWESOME, MAN!! Indeed, while I have yet to complete Oblivion's main quest, I know enough about to write a simple fanfic, though I am not exactly in complete familiarity with the deeper aspects of the Elder Scrolls universe. For Daggarfall and Arena, it's the same problem as with Final Fantasy VII.

The Land Before Time- It's an awesome series which I have always savored since I was a little child, and I still haven't outgrown it completely yet.

Hanna-Barbera- I have enjoyed Tom and Jerry for a long time now, and I still do.

Samurai Jack- I like what I have seen of it, but it's the same problem with this as it is with Cyberchase.

Marvel Comics- I must say, I've been taking to the Marvel Comics recently, especially Spiderman.

My Life as a Teenage Robot- After seeing a few episodes, I'm starting to like this cartoon a bit. Melody, in particular, is a very intriguing character. The only problem of the show, though, is that sometimes it feels as if too much power is invested into XJ-9.

Arthur- I haven't seen many episodes yet, but from the episodes I have had the pleasure of viewing, it's a very intriguing little show, and I already have quite a few comedic story ideas for this fandom.

Raptor Red- This is one of- if not- the best books/book I've ever read. I'm surprised it doesn't get more attention, seeing as how it's such a literary masterpiece. Hence, I plan to pay tribute to the book as soon as I can. Maybe an Infinite Shades of Grey fic will do. Oh, well.

The Legend of Zelda- I really love this game series. The problem is, I'm stuck on Ocarina of Time, and Lauren keeps deleting my progress every time I get somewhere in Twilight Princess.

Age of Mythology- This used to be my favorite game, and I still love it a lot. It has an actual storyline, good characters, and detail to it. I haven't thought of any story ideas yet, though.

Princess Mononoke- The only anime I've ever seen that I still like, Princess Mononoke is a heartwarming movie with plenty of story elements to write about. In fact, not only is it one of the best animated movies I've ever seen- it's possibly one of the best movies as a whole that I have ever seen. I plan to write at least one Ashitaka/San story.

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic- Usually, I don't write fanfiction that takes place in an expanded or alternate universe from the media that it is based upon- exactly why I hate the Sonic comics, cartoons, and anime. But since this video game series seems to take place in the same universe as the movies (just five-thousand years beforehand), I actually want to write a few stories on it. I'd certainly like to write at least one Male Revan/Juhani, Male Revan/Bastila, Male Exile/Visas, or Male Exile/Handmaiden story.

Bolt- This, I'd have to say, is a fantastic Disney movie, and I'd love to do something related to this universe. Besides, Rhino is OWNAGE in all respects.

Metropolis (Anime)- I haven't really even laid eyes on an official copy of the original graphic novel, but I have seen the 2001 Anime movie all the way through... And I have to say, it is AWESOME!! It is admittedly true that the plot seems to move a little too fast, which would actually repel me in most events. However, the movie has such amazing visuals, a unique premise, intricate characters, and such a well-developed and original romance sub-plot (Ironic, coming from me, I know) that I can accept the slightly rushed nature of the plot as a very minor setback. I could easily see this being remade into a blockbuster computer-animated or maybe even a live-action film.

Okami- I haven't actually finished the game's story yet, but I love what I've been through thus far. Plus, it's fun as heck.

As you can see, I like to broaden my horizons greatly.

8. Favorite Fictional Characters

Not that I think you care or anything... or maybe you do, I don't know. In any case, for absolutely no reason in particular besides the classic "because I can" and "because I want to" reasons, I shall now list my favorite fictional characters and why. It starts with first place, and goes slowly down from there.

1st place. Sonic the Hedgehog- He's fast, he's furious, and he's even more human than most fictional human characters, due to the fact he has foiables and flaws which make him believable and realistic compared to perfect goody-two-shoes slaves to those in need out there (cough-Mario-cough). Besides, his games almost always rock, save for some of the more recent titles.

It may be confessed that, starting with Riders, his games have been getting a little worse than they used to be here and there, the golden age of fantastic Sonic games seems to have whisped away, and the excellent, original voice-cast of the trademark cast of Sonic characters has been fired to make room for talentless 4kids amateurs; but Sonic still stands as, in my opinion, the best fictional character ever made, and the canonical Sonic universe stands as the best ever.

2nd place. Metal Sonic- I don't know why, but he's just awesome. His hovering animation, the way he moves, his aspirations in Sonic Heroes, and the fact he can move faster than Sonic can all combine to make one absolutely amazing villain.

3rd place. Dr. Robotnik, Mojo Jojo- They're both awesome antagonists. They have personalities, they're original, and they are both designed to fit in perfectly with their respective fictional universes. Besides, they both make incredible, amazing robotic creations, and they are super-geniuses.

4th place. Sora- An ever-so-awesome, yet ever-so-human protagonist. His personality, abilities, power, and characteristic traits are an example of the perfect Disney protagonist, with just a touch of Squaresoft for good measure.

5th place. Hexxus- He's a powerful, humorous, and original villain brought to life by an awesome voice actor, and he stands as the ultimate demon. That, and he is a near-perfect environmental message. What more is to be said?

6th place. Maria, Tikal the Echidna- I can't say much, but these two female Sonic characters, with a combination of being peaceful, pacifistic, either one being a good match with Shadow the Hedgehog, each one having amazingly deep personalities, and them ultimately being the prettiest, most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my entire life, make them into amazingly intricate characters. They just come to show how much thought Sonic Team puts into its characters- even female leads.

7th place. Shadow the Hedgehog- He's disturbed, and suffers from a traumatic past. That, and the fact he is antisocial makes him an instant classic, though not quite as much of a classic as Sonic himself.

The way Shadow lost Maria, the secrets behind his creation, and other dark aspects of his past form a mysterious aura around him one can hardly ignore (I mean, take a look at all the Shadow the Hedgehog fangirls out there fantasizing about marrying him- dark pasts and mystery are hard to hate). Besides, his (literally) killer-like personality and ruthless ambition make him, for lack of a better way to put it, the quintessential anti-hero.

8th place. Brick, Boomer, Butch- The doppelgangers of the Powerpuff Girls, the only characters to ever truly defeat the girls, and the only characters the girls can never beat? Hell, yes! They're strong, fast, cunning, agile, and excellent anti-heroes. Normally, they would be a bit lower, so I'll be moving them down the ladder later on. Besides, I feel they deserve some pity, what with all the fanfiction authors in the Powerpuff section acknowledging them only as components of romantic couplings instead of... oh, gee, I dunno- maybe, uh... HONORING THEM AS INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS!!

9. Final Word

Thank you for visiting my profile, and I look forward to your reception.

Thank you all! Please don't forget to take care of our beloved Earth!